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REEL BIG FISH lyrics - Turn The Radio Off

Say "Ten"

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she's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage, and she won't eat eggs, not eatin' chicken not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak, but i just can't help feelin' sorry for this poor little lettuce head you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i know this broccoli's dead vegetarian i'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian...she's a poor little cow, little sheep, little fish how can I sleep when carrots are bleedin' plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry, you say 'it's not so bad, they're only vegetables', that's what you said maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry and they're better off dead. save a plant, eat a cow, i want beef, i want it now! i'm gonna eat it cause it's red! i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead! maybe i should eat it raw let the blood run down my jaw i'd eat people if it was legal, i'd eat people if it was legal!

World War 3

D.o.a
(Keighley, Biscuits. 3:31) WW III, WW III, WW III, don't you bloody see? WW III It doesn't matter what you say, you won't make it no bleedin way You haven't got any choice, you really haven't got any voice Preventive measures have been taken, it'll really help against nuclear rapin No streets, no people, left on the land, the policy ran out on our plan That's right... World war, lotsa fun People in a panic, on the run World war, lotsa fun White House is aimin the gun World war, lotsa fun People in a panic on the run World war, lotsa fun The kremlin's aimin the gun We're pawns in the middle, sittin ducks with no acquittal They're gonna make us fight, protectin oil is our right Unlock them now on the flag deck, Soviet bombers you're gonna net It's breakin up the Richter scale, bombs away, they're gonna sail No human lives stand in the way, cause we're on our way to a new clear day That's right... CHORUS I really don't want to die, World War III With A-bombs droppin from the sky, World War III Don't give me your reasons why, World War III Just know I don't wanna die, World War III Give'em any chance they're gonna take it, give'em any rules they're gonna break it It really ain't no riddle, I just know it ain't gonna be little We haven't got a clue on what we're gonna do So we're just pawns in the middle, sittin ducks with no acquittal End up dead, end up dead, end up dead End up dead, end up dead World War III, World War III, World War III, World War III Give'em any chance they're gonna take it, give'em any rules they're break it It doesn't matter what flag you hoist, you really haven't got any choice No human lives stand in the way, cause we're on our way to a new clear day We're just pawns in the middle, sittin ducks with no acquittal World war, world war World war, I don't want it World war, I don't need it World war, I won't take it World war, world war, world war

Come As You Are

AUDIO PUSH "Come As You Are"
I go to sleep wide awake and I wake up tired You niggas go to sleep as rappers and wake up fired If this is the first thing you hearing then dammit you already late This is perfect, I start with all things I hate, like this I hate people that follow trends and wear the same fashion I don't like people that hear whack music and say it's classic I hate when people bring up, teach me how to jerk 'Cause now my lyrics merk and they just salty I'm amazing at it Bring it back, it's time for me to address stress over these niggas I'm having a hard time getting impressed over these niggas I think that you're gonna hear this and think that it's a negative song When you should just change and prove my negative's wrong Moving on, I hate people that don't rep their home town in fear of being lame Y'all said it, I hate people that don't rep their home town in fear of being lame The game don't change 'cause it's like so many people try to be whole in fear of being dame As these new boys wings get clipped by the new young guns of the game So don't crisscross my words, nigga, you don't hear this from California So I just we're just outcasts, now can you smell the stink on you? What the fuck is up? These niggas fucking nuts off of that endo, not even a little Nigga, this is the intro and your problems are stronger than your legs And you can't run very far so grab your sins and your friends and come as you are Heavenly Father, please keep Satan far from my path And keep these fake frauds and trifling broads away from my stash They say when you give, don't give to receive and give what you feel So if I'm gonna give y'all anything, I'm gonna give y'all everything Now close your eyes and picture this crib with no grass in the front With a Ford Taurus in the driveway with no gas so it putts All the way to school, momma asking if I'm a pass or gonna flunk 'Cause I sit in class writing raps all day 'cause I got the passion to stunt But I didn't need no class to pass 'cause I know the math Used to rock my Pro Clubs inside out just to show the tag Southern California where them light skin bitches know they bad From the era where niggas love their mommas but don't know they dads But momma raised me well, all by herself Even though we used to bump heads, I be pissed off on that bunk bed Slamming doors, talking slick, acting like I'm running shit Party jumping on the weekend but I'm stuck on punishment Get fed up and I move out, her pride high, she let me go So work with HT, my big homie, he help me grow Told me get to the music, be careful who you trust Two things you better not ever give that's up or a fuck, nigga, what So I teamed up with Oktane, seen the top we made, the plot to take the spot Like fucking not, we kicking doors and breaking locks Deep lockdown, Pete got so many styles, kissing bitches that look like Jada Pinkett She Gucci wow, wow, now Since we made it, jerk it, it's on the world, we repped in like white boy sign They can't rap, it's all these discussions, hoe you mean to tell me Since we dance our music ain't bumpy? 'Cause please, let's not forget, 2Pac was on stage humpty humping Back up dancing like like he was cooking, when in fact he was good at rapping that Just to say your judgment ain't best, just shooting gap I pray to Christ and wish my haters confusion, I eat nine on nine, forever lost in the music Come as you are

Makeshift Aircraft

JASON REEVES "Makeshift Aircraft"
Gravity is just another downward force Pulling everything but me today I can see the people smile Deep inside they really Know they're feeling great, mmm Flood is coming Put the children all into the boat And float them far away, mhmm They won't miss their mommies And they never really knew Their daddies anyways Yeah Cuz this mean world Ate itself alive And spits it's bones The water Causing the rising of the tide The plane is falling So I'm cold and wet And everyone is drowning Down bellow and I can Heard people scream for their lives The world is underwater But the children are fine And I think they're gonna start it again And do it right It's nothing but the sound of laughing Nothing but the sound of gentle breeze Mmm The boats are scattered all through the horizon And I only thing I see is peace today I'm sitting on a lazy boric rider That sad when old blind boys play I'm just flying in my makeshift aircraft Watching all the maddens fade away Yeah yeah Cuz this mean world Ate itself alive And spits it's bones To the water Causing the rising of the tide The plane is falling The scientists Trying to make guilds But know that they'll lie But it was time for me to fly So I'm cold and wet And everyone is drowning Down bellow and I can Heard people scream for their lives The world is underwater But the children are fine And I think they're gonna start it again Do it right Time would run out of clocks And the doors will be unlocked And the air will echo with this sound The world will get along And there will be no more problems And I'll put my feet back on dry ground Gravity is just another downward force Allowing no one but me to fly So I'm cold and wet And everyone is drowning Down bellow and I can Heard people scream for their lives The world is underwater But the children are fine And I think they're gonna start it again I think they're gonna start it again And do it right

WTF Collective 3

JON LAJOIE
Yo... MC confusing... WTF 3 mother fuckers. Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings 2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date First on deck every day normal guy [everyday normal guy Everyday normal guy here to get the track started My average lyrics are between genius and retarded I drink tap water and watch all the CSIs I put my 30 dollar pants on on leg at a time Sleep 8 hours a night eat 3 meals a day I'm motherfucking content I got no reason to complain I have a roof over my head and I got clothes on my back My verse is done it wasn't great but hey it wasn't that bad [MC uses time machines irresponsibly] Yo I'm MC uses time machines irresponsibly Went back and found Jusad Iscariot in 33 AD Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973 Then I travelled in time to the night that I was concieved Then I met up with my parents and we hung out all night Come to think of it they didn't have any alone time (NO) [MC nausious] MC Nausious up in this mother fucker I don't feel so hot shit I think that I am gonna [bluurg] Why'm I so sick, what I eat Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese (oh right) [MC cock blocks himself] MC cock blocks himself, hey girl what's up You so sexy we should probably hook up Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS [MC necrophiliac] MC necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that Decomposing bodies are (they're[?]) my favourite aphrodesiac Flatlining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants Turn-offs include breathing pulses and signs of life My turn ons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide If you're not stiff as a board I won't be stiff and I'll be bored Wait what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score [Talking, Zombie chorus guy] Wait a minute... no! no!!! NO!!! [singing] -You have to be kidding me What the fuck is going on -This cannot be happening I don't wanna do this any more -This must be a bad dream Leave me alone -Why am I still singing? I mother fucking killed myself [MC gets sidetracked easily] Yo! MC gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy By heezy I mean house but not the show I think it's cheezy My favourite show is Dexter that guy is also in 6 feet- under my first experience with death I was just 16 My dog got run over by a truck and its head exploded Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen Its freezing in Iceland I was just there on holiday Hold on I think I got lost again what was I trying to say? [MC who couldn't speak in the present tense] I was MC who couldn't speak in the present tense I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense It would've been difficult, people assumed I was a retard I'll have a serious problem, communicating was hard [MC constipation] Yo I'm MC constipation It has been 3 days since My last bowell movement I'm starting to get impatient Spend hours on the toilet Yet nothing never comes out of it Intestines like polititions They're constantly full of shit I wish my bowell movements where a little more like my rhymes Always smooth and free-flowing It would save me a lot of time Push for hours with no result Not even a brown brussel sprout My shit's like a gay republican It's not planning on coming out [MC] Yo I'm MC invisible You can't see me The only rapper in this industry that can't be seen With the naked eye I won't lie It's hard to get a fanbase When image is everything And I litterally don't have a face [MC on the phone with Ted Danson] I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson Keep it down Just skip to the next verse I'm on the phone with ted Danson Not now hold on ted I don't wanna be in this song anymore Leave me alone This is more important I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone [MC confusing] Yo MC confusing wrapping up the song Like a plasticine high fiving (high five and) a helicopter thong I got richochet highlitghts from the fleet fox's knife guy We out like a rice fightin' a vampire's wife's life [MC zombie chorus guy] -Maybe this isn't so bad Better than my last job -Taking it in the ass for cash 20 bucks a pop -Maybe things will turn around Being a zombie's pretty cool -Things couldn't get worse anyhow (get's tackled by MC necrophiliac) [Talking] [MC necrophiliac:] Yeah that's right uuhh. [undoing fly/zipper] Oh you're gonna get it you little dead bitch. [Chorus Guy:] No! No! Ahh! [getting raped] ow ow, I spoke to soon [MC WCSITPT:] UUGH! That used to be so gross! [MC Nausious:] It's just a guy having sex with a dead body. There's nothing (BLURG) [MC invisible:] Dude! you just puked all over me! [MC Nausious:] sorry [MC constipation:] That's a good idea, I should get an enema [MC cock-blocks himself:] Enemas, puke, guys having sex with dead bodies... you ready to go back to my place ([girl:] uugh (walks off)) What am I doing wrong? [MC fatigue: (wakes up)] Did I miss anything?

Don't Understand

JOHN BUTLER TRIO "JBT"
Did you ever stop to think about whatcha gonna do With your responsibility? Or did you, Just take this job cause it would Be good for the money And did you Ever stop to think About your duty to mankind Or did you, Think ya take this job do favours For you friends and waste all our time? So tell me man Do you realize what you're doing to this good country? Cause you're selling it all away for your economic Stability And you, Justify everything you do With the people that you say you're gonna employ But the unemployment line is getting bigger every year And you treat us all like toys. We're just expendable to you Along now with this land And there ain't no room left for empathy And this is something I don't understand Don't make no sense to me Justifying everything we do on our economy And there ain't no room No more room left for human decency Justifying everything we do on our economy And the only time you listen to the people Is when you think you won't get their vote Otherwise you really could not give a shit Don't mind rockin all our boats And the greatest living friend is a man who goes by The name of apathy And we let you get away with everything you like so You make all your money But I tell you something right now old man And this is a fair old warning to you That the people are waking up And gonna make you accountable too Just like the nazi trials in Nuremburg Hell not so long ago Gonna make you pay for what you have done Gonna make you responsible Cause I don't understand don't understand don't understand what head space you are in so it must be lies you're speaking and the land that you love he could not give a damn about and the ocean that you love do you think he could give a fuck about? And the family that you love do you think he could give A damn about?

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