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Nerf Herder lyrics

Fight For Your Right To Masturbate

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They put you down and call you crazy Say 'You're disgusting and uncool!' Just because you like to touch yourself Out by the public swimming pool You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate! You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate! You used to do it in the park But the powers that be didn't like it THey called you 'pervert' and 'criminal' Now you have to use a blanket You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate! You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate! You've got to fight! Pass the acorn butter! 7-11 two for a dollar! They say that you'll go blind And your ruining your health But how can anybody love anyone in this crazy world If you can't love yourself? You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate! You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate! You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate! You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate! You've gotta fight! Awww...

For My Brother

JHENE AIKO
Oh yeah oh oh oh oh Waves of sadness crashing against the shores of unsureness So hard for me to understand when doctors they cannot cure this I wish I could take away your pain I wish I could trade places Man I just want you to be okay Man I just wish I could erase this I know that life has a funny way So I’m not complaining And while I still got you here, still got you here I hope that you can hear this Don’t give up, don’t give up on us I just want you to hear this Don’t give up on us See when you were two I was born And when I was two you were four And when I was four you were six And now I’m just sitting here reminiscing You are more than just my brother We grew up just like best friends I know that nothing last forever But I don’t want this to end so... Don’t give up, don’t give on us I just want you to hear this Don’t give up on us I love you til your last breath Til the last drop past death Til forever ends and that’s never Man I won’t stop loving you ever Do you understand, til your last breath Til the last drop past death Til forever end and that’s never Man I won’t give up on your ever Please just hear this Sometimes you gotta walk through the darkness To get to the light Sometimes you gotta get through the wrong shit To get to the right (oh right) No matter how hard life gets you still gotta fight (fight for me) Sometimes you gotta walk through the darkness To get to the light And if love is real and love can heal Then on the real I would die for you Said if love is real and love can heal Then on the real I would die for you So don’t give up, don’t give up, don’t give up on us (I would die for you) I know you hear this Don’t give up, Don’t give up on us I know that you can hear this Don’t give up, don’t give up on us (And if love is real and love can heal then on the real I would die for you) Sometimes you gotta walk through the darkness to get to the light (Said if love is real and love can heal then on the real I would die for you) Sometimes you gotta go through the wrong shit to get to the right No matter how hard life gets, you still gotta fight I’ll never give up on you I’ll never give up all right (If it’s one thing that you taught me it’s how to fight) I’ll never give up on you I’ll never give up all right So don’t give up (you still gotta fight) so don’t give up Please don’t give up The way that you left me And everything was alright And you were walking and you were talking just like Everything was alright and I know It was for a reason I won’t stop believing I won’t (If it’s one thing you taught me it’s how to fight) And if the angels call your name Baby please tell them you’re staying And if the angels call your name Baby please tell them that you’re staying I know that you can hear this I know that you can Don’t give up, don’t give up on us Hear me (don’t give up) Hear this Please hear this, hear this Die without you I would die without you Die without you I would die without you I would die without you I would die without you I, Yes, I’ll die without you I’ll die without you So don’t give up on us

Fight 'Em Til You Can't

ANTHRAX "Worship Music"
[Intro:] City authorities in your area Have reported that the bodies of the dead Are rising from the graves And attacking the living When did this begin This curse as old as sin Reality is bleeding at the core Brilliant savagery Decapitate and bleed Out the spoiled seed until it's pure The darkest devil nightmare blacker than their evil souls you gotta fight em' I'll end you God save us prayers fall on deaf ears so put your faith in force you gotta fight em; I'll end you The murder in your eyes is just the will to stay alive you gotta fight em' I'll end you Cause there's no humanity when the dead come back to feed you gotta fight em Fight em' In the end of everything The dead will rise and sing Fight em' til you can't fight no more The world is only blood Rage becomes your love Fight em' til you can't fight no more I will end you Kill and kill the thing It's mind shattering When murder is The only cure Brilliant savagery Decapitate and bleed Out the spoiled seed until it's pure The darkest devil nightmare blacker than their evil souls you gotta fight em' I'll end you God save us prayers fall on deaf ears so put your faith in force you gotta fight em; I'll end you The murder in your eyes is just the will to stay alive you gotta fight em' I'll end you Cause there's no humanity when the dead come back to feed you gotta fight em Fight em' In the end of everything The dead will rise and sing Fight em' til you can't fight no more The world is only blood Rage becomes your love Fight em' til you can't fight no more

Sex In The 90's

GLORIA ESTEFAN "Into The Light"
Tell me that I'm crazy 'cause I love to have fun Stay up all night and party go to bed with the sun Always on the dance floor till the end of the night And if I go home alone everything is alright Love and romance just ain't the same anymore What can you do, accept or ignore I thought I was wise about te ways of the world But you gotta be crazy to have Sex in the 90's Saturday night I should decide what to do But whatever it is the question's with who Spontaneity's dead we should accept our own fate Or make a serious commitment to 976-DATE You've come a long way baby saying it's true If the 70's freed our inhibitions what good did it do Gotta shut it in, get it out turn it away 'Cause you gotta be crazy to have Sex in the 90's, sex in the 90's, sex in the 90's...

Find The Right Man

ALANIS MORISSETTE "Under Rug Swept"
You found the right man in the right place Once in a while you meet him face to face It was love at first sight Honey you've gotta fight for his love, for his love He feels the same way, I think you know it You can't be afraid to show it When will this hidden emotion Give you the notion' To make the first move Make the first move You gotta get it straight Oh dear don't wait This might be your lucky day Don't say that there's no way Darling you just can't let him go Deep down in your heart you can't feel at all I'll be calling all there is For his love, for his love You know you can take his heart away Just look straight in his eyes And then you say Hey can't you just see We'll be great you and me Oh yeah, oh yeah You gotta get it straight Oh dear don't wait This might be your lucky day Don't say that there's no way You found the right man in the right place Once in a while you meet him face to face It was love at first sight Honey you've gotta fight for his love, for his love It was love at first sight Honey you've gotta fight for his love, for his love It was love at first sight Honey you've gotta fight for his love, for his love It was love at first sight Honey you've gotta fight for his love, for his love

Fight For You

JESSICA MAUBOY "Get 'Em Girls"
Everywhere I turn There's bombs going off Just total chaos all around me Smoke all in the air There's casualties in love Broken hearts laying everywhere But they don't scare me at all I got my armor on Damn right, I'm ready for battle I know it's dangerous Right now I'm strong enough I'm pushing through to you Baby, I'm on my way And I'll fight for you I'll do what I gotta do Yeah, I'll fight for you I'll fight for you I'd risk my life dying On the front line for you I'll fight for you For your love I'd fight for your heart Go to war to be next to you And no, I won't stop 'Til you're mine Boy, I'll fight for you I'll fight for you I'll fight for you Okay, I'm going in Better take cover Better yet, find another Cause this ones for me It's about to be some warfare I don't care cause the way I feel about him I'll go there But they don't scare me at all I got my armor on Damn right, I'm ready for battle I know it's dangerous Right now I'm strong enough I'm pushing through to you Baby, I'm on my way And I'll fight for you I'll do what I gotta do Yeah, I'll fight for you I'll fight for you I'd risk my life dying On the front line for you I'll fight for you For your love I'd fight for your heart Go to war to be next to you And no, I won't stop 'Til you're mine Boy, I'll fight for you I'll fight for you I'll fight for you Go ahead and mark this date in history Cause it's the battle of the century There's never gonna be another soldier for love That will fight for you like me I'll fight in the South I'll fight in the North I'm gonna fight for you Like I never fought before I'll fight in the West I'll fight in the East Baby, you my man Anywhere I wanna be I'll fight in the South I'll fight in the North I'm gonna fight for you Like I never fought before I'll fight in the West I'll fight in the East Baby, you my man Anywhere I wanna be And I'll fight for you I'll do what I gotta do Yeah, I'll fight for you I'll fight for you I'd risk my life dying On the front line for you I'll fight for you For your love I'd fight for your heart Go to war to be next to you And no, I won't stop 'Til you're mine Boy, I'll fight for you I'll fight for you I'll fight for you I'll fight for you

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