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JON BELLION lyrics

Woodstock (Psychedelic Fiction)

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She fell asleep during Coachella and she woke up here It's not hell There's way too many angels in the atmosphere "Hey, you" A voice said "I am Hendrix, let me know your name Yeah, you Come look into the music and you won't feel pain" How did we, how did we, how did we get here She can't remember How did we, how did we, how did we get here Then she remembers Oh, yeah, they They all dropped acid cause the time was right Yeah, there was way too much magic in the air to fight They swear the grass began singing to them Oh, yeah, they They all dropped acid cause the time was right Woodstock W-w-w-w-Woodstock [x3] She fell asleep during Coachella and she woke up here It's not hell There's way too many angels in the atmosphere "Hey, you" A voice said "I am Janis, let me know your name Yeah, you Come look into the music and you won't feel pain" How did we, how did we, how did we get here She can't remember How did we, how did we, how did we get here Then she remembers Oh, yeah, they They all dropped acid cause the time was right Yeah, there was way too much magic in the air to fight They swear the grass began singing to them Oh, yeah, they They all dropped acid cause the time was right Woodstock W-w-w-w-Woodstock [x3]

I'm So Wasted

ADAM SANDLER "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] 'Hey pal! How ya doin' [M2:] 'I'm so wasted, man.' [Joe:] 'Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!' [M2:] 'Thanks man.' [Joe:] 'It's good party, huh' [M2:] 'Oh, it's great man.' [Joe:] 'Hey that's some good acid, huh' [M2:] 'Oh, killer man.' [Joe:] 'Hey, my pleasure.' [M2:] 'I've never been higher.' [Joe:] 'Oh ho, you must be freaking out.' [M2:] 'Acid's great man.' [Joe:] 'It's the best.' [M2:] 'Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high.' [Joe:] 'Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now.' [M2:] 'This is the best acid, man.' [Joe:] 'What are you seein, man' [M2:] 'Oh, I, that cloud up there, man.' [Joe:] 'Whoa' [M2:] 'It's got a vein in it.' [Joe:] 'Oh-Holy Cow! Really!' [M2:] 'And it's bleeding on me, man.' [Joe:] 'It's bleeding on ya Well watch out!' [M2:] 'Look at my hand, man.' [Joe:] 'Yeah' [M2:] 'It-It's moving, but it's not moving.' [Joe:] 'It's not' [M2:] 'It's still there, but it looks like it's moving.' [Joe:] 'Hey, yeah to you it is.' [M2:] 'I'm so high.' [Joe:] 'Yeah, you must be flipping out.' [M2:] 'I'm flipping out off it.' [Joe:] 'Hallucinations, man.' [M2:] 'Acid..right.' [Joe:] 'Hey, I got some news fer ya.' [M2:] 'I'm seeing stuff, man.' [Joe:] 'Yeah, yer seeing stuff.' [M2:] 'RIght.' [Joe:] 'Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what' [M2:] 'What man' [Joe:] 'Uhhh, that really wasn't acid. That was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook.' [Silence] [M2:] 'Wha It's probly this weed I'm smokin', man.' [Joe:] 'Oh, that weed.' [M2:] 'That Thai bud, man.' [Joe:] 'Whoa.' [M2: Laughing] 'Everything's hilarious.' [Joe: Laughing] 'That's funny man. Look at that guy.' [M2: Laughing] 'That's funny man.' [Joe: Laughing] 'Look at that guy's hat man.' [M2: Laughing] 'Everything's funny to me, man.' [Joe:] 'Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke A few joints, man' [M2:] 'I had about four.' [Joe:] 'Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be smokin', man.' [M2:] 'The whole thing's man.' [Joe:] 'Yeah, you sucked 'em down yerself.' [M2:] 'Ain't that hilarious!' [Joe:] 'You didn't wanna share, didja' [M2:] 'It was great stuff, man.' [Joe:] 'Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too.' [M2:] 'Hey what man' [Joe:] 'That's the stuff I sold you, right [M2:] 'Yeah, right.' [Joe:] 'Yeah' [M2:] 'It's funny, man.' [Joe:] 'Well, well, uh..' [M2:] 'I'm wasted off it, man.' [Joe:] 'Yeah, well that's good. You smoked it, right' [M2:] 'Right.' [Joe:] 'Well that really wans't weed.' [Pause] [Joe:] 'No it wasn't, it was pencil shavings in a bag.' [Silence] [Joe:] 'Yeah.' [M2:] 'Well, it's probably this beer. This beer I'm drinking, man. I must be drunk off it or something. Ya know, I had about eighteen of them, man.' [Joe:] 'Whoa, oh really!' [M2:] 'I'm just..wasted off 'em.' [Joe:] 'That's a lot of beer for a man to drink.' [M2:] 'Man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man.' [Joe:] 'You didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja' [M2:] 'No..no..no.. I drank all of them.' [Joe:] 'Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today' [M2:]'No, I'm on an empty stomach.' [Joe:] 'Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you.' [M2:] '..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, it's like I'm seeing things, man.' [Joe:] 'Yeah, you can hardly stand, man.' [M2:] 'You should take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man.' [Joe:] 'Right, right.' [M2:] 'I can barely walk.' [Joe:] 'Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're half shut.' [M2:] 'There's two of you, man. I can't see anymore, man, I'm blind!' [Joe:] 'Right.. I got the beers, huh I'm the man, right' [M2:] 'Yeah, you are the man.' [Joe:] 'Say it. Say I'm the man.' [M2:] 'Yer da man!!' [Joe:] 'Okay, well that beer..' [M2:] 'Yeah' [Joe:] 'There was no alcohol in that beer.' [Pause] [Joe:] 'That was non-alcoholic. So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you on this one. You're lying.' [Silence] [M2: Mumbling] 'I'll be right back.' [Joe:] 'Ok, buddy, you go sober up.' [Walking different directions, gun goes off] [Joe:] 'Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!' [Runs over] [Joe:] 'Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy.' [M2:] 'Yeah, I'm dead, man.' [Joe:] 'Oh my, oh yer dead.' [M2:] 'Yeah, I'm dead, man.' [Joe:] 'That is awefull.' [M2:] 'There's a big white light and everything, man.' [Joe:] 'Yeah! Well you showed us all, man.' [M2:] 'Oh man, I'm so peaceful here man.' [Joe:] 'Yeah, you see anything weird, or..' [M2:] 'My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather's there and..' [Joe:] 'Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy.' [M2:] 'He's still wearing the same clothes, and..' [Joe:] 'Hey, say hello fer me, huh' [M2:] 'Hey man, Joe says hi, man.' [Joe: Chuckling] 'Right.' [M2:] 'It's yeah..My uncle's here and...' [Joe:] 'Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny.' [M2:] 'Yeah What, man' [Joe:] 'Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven. The gun, you killed yerself with, that's the one I sold you, right' [M2:] 'Yeah.' [Joe:] 'Yeah, well that was a cap gun. So, there's no way you could have killed yourself.' [Pause] [Joe:] 'Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take care.' [Walks back] [M2: Whimpering and crying] 'I'm moving to a different town man.' [Four weeks later] [Pouring drink] [M2:] 'Oh this beer is great, man. This tequila is really strong, man. It's got a worm, and everything in it, man.' [Buffoon:] 'Fuckin' shit!' [M2:] 'All being in the sun, you're even more wasted. Fuckin' shit is right, man! I am totally wasted now, man. I should maybe get an umbrella or something and go in the shade.' [Buffoon:] 'I know a guy who can suck his own dick.' [M2:] 'Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too. He's the drummer from Molly Hatchet and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man. We were so wasted off it. I'm serious man.'

Acid Flesh

WHITE ZOMBIE "Make Them Die Slowly"
Great white eyes Bleed away the Trembling sound No more time Body spasm deep And passing Acid flesh Human river stepping Stones of Love and death A living legend's legacy yeah! Hustler of the dead Revolution steals the world And turns the sky to red Home sweet hellhole to the Last man on earth See what the face of evil Is truely worth yeah! Turn your eyes To the sky A corpse of blue Night is time Growing strong With every moment Acid flesh Chaos pulsing In my viens yeah! Hell house temptation Walk on to salvation Cold steel-pain trust Hot blood-forever lust Raw horror make cheap thrills Twitch the nerve get your fill Razor make clean cut River red so what Gut twisting holiday Skin dripping pay to play Stain is blood Without a doubt Godslayer action Eye to fist Fist to eye Dig the war anyway Killing time Killing time Bending cracks up In my mind Bite down Bite down Money burns In my hands I can't seem to Get enough Hammerhead Says to you Love is the one Thing money can buy Bite down Bite down Down Down

Knock Out

JAKE MILLER
[Verse 1 - Jake Miller] Yeah waddup Vers haha Uh uh I'm a walkin rappin time bomb Yeah I'm bout to blow up Manditory evacution every time I roll up But when I detonate, the world won't know what to do with it Cause this gon be a crime scene when me and vers are through with it Stop And bring it back They say my flow is nuts you can find it in the sack Haha sorry momma, I don't know what got into me Still don't know my name by now? man you most be kidding me Multi platnum attitude got a grammy on lock Ive been practicing my speech since before I learned to talk Now I'm red carpet, every show I'm rockin Yeah I'm doin work I hit the studio and clock in Back in high school I'd over hear em talkin bout me There the goes the rapper kid, even teachers were laughin at me But while you were teachin metaphors and analogies I was packin shows, makin 20 times your salary [Verse 2 - Vers'] I don't see No beef like a vegetarians refridgerator 99 problems and all of em haters I just erase em like I'm writing on word Dudes a damn platypus no phiness and ferb Yep started with a video it took over the world Now I get paid to fly out and hang with beautiful girls Its funny cause back then they would've never acknowledged me Now those same girls are all sending me apologies Say they falling in what? Girl, love is too strong The bandwagons soo full but girl you can run along Yeah, Unless you pretty and carry yourself a nice figure And always smile like you taking profile picture You gorgeous girl don't let anyone tell you otherwise I just don't get how you single these dudes must be blind 12 rounds you looking scared don't hop out Circle tighter than virgins square dudes get boxed out [Verse 3 - Jake Miller] Yeah uh round 2 now I'm comin for the knock out But this time I ain't playin like my seasons on lockout Yeah I never quit, I never stop, I never sleep Cause time is money, and this life I'm livin isn't cheap I used to rap about my dreams now I'm livin em I used to ask for autographs and now I'm given em I'm too sick for medicine, they tellin me to get well Takin over the world, but startin with the FL I just ain't just a trend, but lately I've been trending baby Blue check beside my name, so call me maybe? Haha but I ain't got the time to chitter chatter Busy handin rappers asses to em on a silver plater I'm on the come up, thanks to all of yall But will I ever make it? well you can make the call Uh yeah this my theme song every time I walk out We heavyweight champs, vers hit em with the knock out [Verse 4 - Vers'] Long hair don't care like a bums do You all a midget to a giant like you one two Switched it up starting making some more commercials things Now my songs getting pitched to be on commercials kid I'm not rich but I know I won't die trying it I never grew up to be a product of my environment Its time to kick it like putting down a recliner So many women eenie meenie mine moe jake I found her You don't know you're beautiful and that's what makes you beautiful Word to one direction and baby its that you should know Haha girl I'll put you to bed like holiday After working you out like shaun t If there's anything I know you will say Is probably how much you missing me And baby I'm so sure like I'm all in Coming off the dome... balding The lights are off but she says that she sees alot in me She said your hot like the metal piece when you ironing I said I'm yours like I'm leasing the girl some property But then again I say that to every girl I see crossing me You say you love me well baby just get in the line Cause the underdogs off the bench and is playing the starting 5 And yeah this long awaited perfected flow I created Got girls in the globe tryna sleep on me no sedation The game is mine like I pre ordered me a copy And I'll be rapping till my voice is more horse than jockey I said the game is mine like I pre ordered me a copy And I'll be rapping till my voice is more horse than jockey waddup!

Time Is Of The Essence

AB-SOUL "Longterm Mentality"
[Intro] Fucking wisdom tooth hurt Awww maaaan [laughs] [Female Voice] "Time flies when you're having fun" [Verse 1] I can't even let it breath I ain't got a second to spare But I'm definitely hair, like fur Do you concur? I'm only the seed of Herbert the Third And the creature conceived in Korea Word More of a reason to be a overseer Four years older than Helina, man we're getting old In four years your be a senior, at least I hope And hope is all a nigga got You put your all in something, then that's all you've got So why would that lollygag Popping four fives, pop a tag There's more to life I know my wrongs, I know my rights And while you jog, I travel at the speed of light I see the light, shades on You got an Audemars with diamonds in the face, huh [Hook] Cause time is of the essence You ain't got time for no comments or no suggestions But just begging my pardon, enjoying my party Cause Ima run the world til my clock stop homey Yeah Ima run the world til my clock stop homey Cause time is of the essence Praying destiny is manifested [Verse 2: Ab-Soul] Question, how many milliseconds in a year? 31,558,468,000 and yeah, I googled it But which one of you would have counted? I thought it was astounding My biggest fear is blinking and missing a whole year and thinking I was tripping Now that's a disappearing act for your ass Wesley and Sanaa didn't have it that bad My mind travel so fast that I can see the future today Trying to escape like a fugitive in 2088, play it safe Preparate, you still trying to segregate You better be trying to get your ticket on them arks they about to make Know or be amazed, you caught in a maze You need your hair done, you need the brand new Js You need your nails done and you need 28s So you can skate on them hoes, fuck if they say no, there's plenty more [Hook] Cause time is of the essence You ain't got time for no comments or no suggestions But just begging my pardon, enjoying my party Cause Ima run the world til my clock stop homey Yeah Ima run the world til my clock stop homey Cause time is of the essence Praying destiny is manifested [Female Voice] "Time Flies when your having fun" Time [x3] [Verse 3: Punch] Chronomentrophobia, the fear of time I'm Francis Ford Coppola The writer of Apocalypse Now is upon us I guess time is the opponent With Armageddon approaching, I'm striving to be the dopest Instead of getting prepared, I'm focused on hypnosis With the flow, yeah I know how close it is I'd rather match with Soul about who the coldest is And carry on like I don't notice this Sprinkle jewels here and there while committing the grossest sins Infinite living just isn't consistent with our comprehension Everything we know has an ending Analyze time, it means limits, I never knew them I'm throwing shots back, the world spinning 4026 before our common era man was made In 2012 we live in terror Cause time is of the essence We ain't got time for no comments or no suggestions But just begging my pardon, enjoying my party Cause Ima keep spinning until the world stop homey Yeah, said Ima keep spinning until the world stop homey Cause time is of the essence I hope my intellect is manifested There's so much more I want to say but there's just not enough time Time [x4]

Drive

JONAS BROTHERS "Jonas L.A."
I was in the background Fading out to the fuel She was on the front lines Shouting "Start up the room" I want to get closer But there's nothing I can do What a shame (Yeah Yeah) I'm headed for the exit Guess it's time to hit the road I wish she was with me Cause I, I just never know I call up the car thinking pedal on the floor About to take off and she opens up the door She said "Let's get going, we got time" I can see that look inside your eyes, yeah And to my surprise it was all big lights Lots of crazy rides So get in the car and drive Come on now Yeah We were in the fast lane going to who know where No destination but you don't seem to care She kept me guessing with the moonlight in her eyes So refit now, yeah yeah I stopped to question all the things that I don't know She doesn't answer, she just turn up the radio, yeah She said "Let's get going, we got time" I can see that look inside your eyes, yeah And to my surprise it was all big lights Lots of crazy rides So get in the car and drive Sometimes in life moments arrive Things don't turn out the way you planned So never think twice Just get in the car and drive Yeah, Yeah Come on now Come on now She said "Let's get going, we got time" I can see that look inside your eyes, yeah And to my surprise it was all big lights Lots of crazy rides (So get in the car and drive) She said "Let's get going, we got time" I can see that look inside your eyes, yeah And to my surprise it was all big lights Lots of crazy rides So get in the car and drive

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