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Hot Snakes lyrics - Suicide Invoice

I Hate The Kids

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Nobody does anything Wrong Nobody is a dilettante Everybody gets everything Everything they want Time to change up sheets Lock change Down Down in the street I wanna see ya all crossed up and hung Fine clothes Find work Grab a spade Get in the dirt The older you het The less you're worth You're gonna hit the market full force

Dark End Of The Street

Linda Rondstadt "Heart Like a Wheel"
written by Chips Moman and Dan Penn Screen Gems EMI Music Inc. At the dark end of the street That's where we always meet Hiding in shadows where we don't belong Living in darkness to hide our wrong You and me, at the dark end of the street Just you and me I know that time is gonna take its toll We're gonna pay for the love that we stole Ah it's a sin and we know that it's wrong Ah but our love keeps coming on strong You and me, at the dark end of the street Just you and me They're gonna find us They're gonna find us They're gonna find us someday We'll steal away to the dark end of the street Just you and me If you take a walk downtown And you find some time to look around If you should see me and I walk on by Oh darling please don't cry Tonight we'll meet At the dark end of the street Just you and me Oh you and me

We Can Work It Out

TESLA "Five Man Acoustical Jam"
(John Lennon, Paul McCartney) [Originally by The Beatles] Try to see it my way, do I have to keep on talkin' 'til I can't go on Wanna see it your way, at the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone We can work it out, we can work it out Think of what you're saying You can get it wrong and still you think that it's all right Think of what I'm saying We could work it out and get it straight or say goodnight We can work it out, we can work it out Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend I have always thought that it's a crime, so I will ask you once again Try to see it my way, only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong Wanna see it your way, at the chance that we might fall apart before too long We can work it out, we can work it out Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend I have always thought that it's a crime, so I will ask you once again Try to see it my way, only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong Wanna see it your way, at the chance that we might fall apart before too long We can work it out, we can work it out

Hilarious

Racoon "Till Monkeys Fly"
Take a little minute love. Take a little time to listen to this record love. It's gonna be just fine. It's all about honesty, that won't do you any harm. We're going to work our asses off. It's gonna take a lot of our energy; it's gonna take some time. Chorus: But this is not a crime, stepping out of line I won't have peace of mind, till it's over till it's perfect and fine. Now a little serious. We're gonne be just fine. A little bit hilarious. Our ass is on the line. A little bit of modesty won't do us any harm. We're gonna work our asses off. It's gonna take a lot of our energy; it's gonna take a some time. Chorus Something in my head tells me to break. It's gonna be all just fine. A little bit hilarious it seems to be I know. But everything will work out fine. And now a little obvious. Another chorus line. It's coming in a minute and it's gonna be just fine. A little bit of modesty won't do us any harm. We're gonna work our asses off. It's gonna take a lot of our energy; it's gonna take some time. Chorus

With You

AVANT "Director"
[Verse 1] I can't continue to act like I don't wanna be here When I know I do Cause I'm really feelin' you (Feelin' you) And you ain't the type to sleep around town Let niggas get down And come up with this lame excuse (Excuse) And I really love the way you warm me up Your.. [Chorus Pt1] Your necessary like coats in the Winter Right here like cold in December (Outside) And I need you like Need you like Mo-Town needed Smokey Something like oh baby baby Oh baby baby [Pt2] Where I wanna be is with you Wanna take you from the things you used to Cause only time I'm me is with you And this feelin' ain't gonna change (No) (Where I wanna be) Where I wanna be is with you (Where I) Wanna take you from the things you used to Cause only time I'm me is with you And this feelin' ain't gonna change (no) I'm gon' stay with you [Talking] This is crazy girl This feelin' that i get This is the way you make me feel Uh come on [Verse 2] I'd rather chill at home with you Then to hang out wit my boys cause your the truth Your the truth yea Your the truth huh No tripping on another chick or where I've been No need to stay up in the streets and catch an argument Cause your not like that at all You put your loving arms around me I want.. [Chorus Pt1] Your necessary like coats in the Winter Right here like cold in December (Just like cold in December) I Need.. And I need you like Need you like Mo-Town needed Smokey Something like oh baby baby baby It's where I wanna be [Pt2] Where I wanna be is with you (Right here) Wanna take you from the things you used to Cause only time I'm me is with you (Only time) And this feelin' ain't gonna change (No, Cause When I'm With You) Where I wanna be is with you Take you from the things you used to Cause only time I'm me is with you (Used to) And this feelin' ain't gonna change (no) [Hook] See you are the reason You are the reason for everything that I'm feelin' Your my sunshine And I'm loving it all Everything about you I ain't really tripping Cause you got me lifted Up so high I'm so high Don't wanna come down Off your lovin' baby [Pt2] Where I wanna be is with you (Baby) Wanna take you from the things you used to Cause only time I'm me is with you (Only time I'm me is with you) And this feelin' ain't gonna change (I'm not gonna change no) Where I wanna be is with you (No) Take you from the things you used to Cause only time I'm me is with you (Is with u) And this feelin' ain't gonna change (No) I'm gon' stay with you Where I wanna be is with you Take you from the things you used to (Oh Yea) Cause only time I'm me is with you (This time) And this feelin' ain't gonna change (No) I'm gon' stay with you

Inner Voice

ADAM SANDLER "Stan And Judy's Kid"
I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses I got a ten story mansion on the beach With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much cash That to me Paris Hilton is poor white trash I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a year If people piss me off I can make 'em disappear Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the news The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues And how did I get to be the man that I am? A god among men, only without the tan It's simple, every time I have to make a choice I just listen to my little inner voice, and he says "Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to your nostrils" OK "Steal all the milk from all the supermarkets and put it back in the cows" Alright "Find out which species of rodent is the most flammable" OK "Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw and Regis Philbin" Yeah! So how do I explain my little cranial expressions Intuition, premonition, or demonic possession? It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know 'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold Benz I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible friends "Record an all-banjo Falco tribute album" Done, and done. "Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to your face, and prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'" OK "There's no reason not to have sex with a cheese grater." Hmm, no, I suppose not. "Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell your doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'" He's become my best friend, sticks with me to the end Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles again And he's always by my side, every minute, every hour Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower Still I can't complain 'cause he made me rich And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me itch If it seems weird remember the voice made me do it I don't question what he says I just get up and get to it "Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next seven years and mail a report to the President with a note saying 'Here!'" Good idea "It's time to find out what urinal cakes taste like" If you say so "Get a black and white horizontally striped suit, a mask, and a bowling ball with a small length of rope hanging from it, and tiptoe around the airport." Sounds like fun "How old does a baby need to be before it's too big to fit down the toilet?" I don't know. Let's find out. "Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase video tapes." Will do So to that guy in my head I just wanna say thanks For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable watch And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major duckets If it wasn't for him I'd still be processing McNuggets So when life makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed Just listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say "Fat people are full of toys. Go get some!" Yeah! "Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark licking warm margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions, pez, and lint." With pleasure! "If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved down a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now." Yeah, I guess so. "Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac thing to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a cop pulls you over, roll down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'" You got it! "Move to New Jersey and become a comedy rap artist." Oh... do I have to?

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