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Count Raven lyrics

The Coming

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The Pentagram is the Pentagon sign CIA organize bloodshed all over the world Kill the commies before the end of time all over the world the weeping is heard You bastards You don't know what You've done There's nothing that's gonna save You now Got sex-scandals while people live on the streets Christians talk of Heaven and live out Hell moral majority who's majority has no moral People starving while markets do well Headline news show people who die and in the same breath the reporter smiles GOD How can You sleep at night Your own enemy and biggest fright views that holds no truth happy I'm not in your shoes You're even radical the american way that's why you can't see the light of the day You don't know the World You're locked out and You won't be heard You bastards You don't know what You've done There ain't nothing that's gonna save You now

Raining In My Heart

LEO SAYER "Leo Sayer"
imagine the space as it used to bethere were fields of cornthere were big oak treesbut a woman in a suit bulldozed it clearbuilt a concrete world full of crocodile tears and we don't understandthat we all have a part in a government planit's a hard shotto be the people in the place that the world forgotin a paperback town but I know I know I know we can be freethough no guardian angel up abovehas kept an eye on meand at night I listen to the sirens moanfor a broken heart from a broken homeso many people are so alonein a paperback town and one day soon I'm gonna write it all downI live my life in a paperback town oooh--in a paperback townoooh--in a paperback town I'm gonna take my troublesgonna pack my bagsgonna fly my kite for a different flagI'll sing my songFrom the top of the hillwhen the night is coldand the wind is chill 'cos I don't understandwhy I should be part of another man's planit's a hard shotfor the people in the placethat the world forgotin a paperback town live and die herein a paperback townwonder why herein a paperback town but I know I know I know we can be free ¦ though no guardian angel up abovehas kept an eye on meand at night I listen to the rain fall downand I shake with the fear that we all will drownbut my words don't even make a soundin a paperback town and one day soon I'm gonna write it all downI live my life in a paperback town

Come As You Are

AUDIO PUSH "Come As You Are"
I go to sleep wide awake and I wake up tired You niggas go to sleep as rappers and wake up fired If this is the first thing you hearing then dammit you already late This is perfect, I start with all things I hate, like this I hate people that follow trends and wear the same fashion I don't like people that hear whack music and say it's classic I hate when people bring up, teach me how to jerk 'Cause now my lyrics merk and they just salty I'm amazing at it Bring it back, it's time for me to address stress over these niggas I'm having a hard time getting impressed over these niggas I think that you're gonna hear this and think that it's a negative song When you should just change and prove my negative's wrong Moving on, I hate people that don't rep their home town in fear of being lame Y'all said it, I hate people that don't rep their home town in fear of being lame The game don't change 'cause it's like so many people try to be whole in fear of being dame As these new boys wings get clipped by the new young guns of the game So don't crisscross my words, nigga, you don't hear this from California So I just we're just outcasts, now can you smell the stink on you? What the fuck is up? These niggas fucking nuts off of that endo, not even a little Nigga, this is the intro and your problems are stronger than your legs And you can't run very far so grab your sins and your friends and come as you are Heavenly Father, please keep Satan far from my path And keep these fake frauds and trifling broads away from my stash They say when you give, don't give to receive and give what you feel So if I'm gonna give y'all anything, I'm gonna give y'all everything Now close your eyes and picture this crib with no grass in the front With a Ford Taurus in the driveway with no gas so it putts All the way to school, momma asking if I'm a pass or gonna flunk 'Cause I sit in class writing raps all day 'cause I got the passion to stunt But I didn't need no class to pass 'cause I know the math Used to rock my Pro Clubs inside out just to show the tag Southern California where them light skin bitches know they bad From the era where niggas love their mommas but don't know they dads But momma raised me well, all by herself Even though we used to bump heads, I be pissed off on that bunk bed Slamming doors, talking slick, acting like I'm running shit Party jumping on the weekend but I'm stuck on punishment Get fed up and I move out, her pride high, she let me go So work with HT, my big homie, he help me grow Told me get to the music, be careful who you trust Two things you better not ever give that's up or a fuck, nigga, what So I teamed up with Oktane, seen the top we made, the plot to take the spot Like fucking not, we kicking doors and breaking locks Deep lockdown, Pete got so many styles, kissing bitches that look like Jada Pinkett She Gucci wow, wow, now Since we made it, jerk it, it's on the world, we repped in like white boy sign They can't rap, it's all these discussions, hoe you mean to tell me Since we dance our music ain't bumpy? 'Cause please, let's not forget, 2Pac was on stage humpty humping Back up dancing like like he was cooking, when in fact he was good at rapping that Just to say your judgment ain't best, just shooting gap I pray to Christ and wish my haters confusion, I eat nine on nine, forever lost in the music Come as you are

(I Can't Play) Basketball

JIMMY FALLON "The Bathroom Wall"
Yo! Are you ready for some air ball throwin, free throw blowin, no look where I'm goin, free style flowin? You are in my house baby! Well it's Tip off time and I'm off the tip. Walkin to the bench and I sit. Bite my lip, bustin out rhymes Standin in line cause it's garbage time. Cause I'm calm, I'm cool and I collected Eighteen shots that got rejected. I'm not Corey Feldman, I'm not Corey Haim. I got a license to drive but I ain't got game. (CHORUS 2x) Jimmy, What you say? You can't play Basketball Jimmy, what you say? (I double-dribble, traveled through the middle) You can't play Basketball (Oh, my bad - you're not on my team?) Wear my socks high cause it makes me feel cool. I don't know how to dribble, but I know how to drool. People always say that I'm a basketball fool. I got a little tiny hoop cold floatin in my pool. Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet. I took him to the hole. I took him to the vet. Shoot from the three every chance I get. I call it in the air, nothin but nothin. (REPEAT CHORUS 2x) (SPOKEN) Okay, here's my chance. The open lane. Don't get nervous. Don't sweat. Everyone's watching. You can do it, man. I mean, just dribble up. Don't double dribble. Just dribble normal. Don't show everyone that you can dribble super-fast between your legs like you do in your driveway. No, this is in front of people on the court. I'm gonna go up in the air, I'm gonna dunk it as hard as I can. Cause usually I'm on the other end. People dunking on ME. I'm used to some 7 foot dude's thingy getting smacked in my face. I still got the bruise to prove it. But I ain't gonna take that nickname Dick Bruiseface lyin down! My name ain't Dick Bruiseface!! Well listen up ya'll! You know I'm not tall! My name was never written on the bathroom wall. I'm gonna say What's up?! I'm gonna take the pump. Cause I'm a moving pick, I'm gonna shoot some bricks. So I huff and puff, I say enuff Z'nuff. I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuff.Say! (CHORUS 4x)

Makeshift Aircraft

JASON REEVES "Makeshift Aircraft"
Gravity is just another downward force Pulling everything but me today I can see the people smile Deep inside they really Know they're feeling great, mmm Flood is coming Put the children all into the boat And float them far away, mhmm They won't miss their mommies And they never really knew Their daddies anyways Yeah Cuz this mean world Ate itself alive And spits it's bones The water Causing the rising of the tide The plane is falling So I'm cold and wet And everyone is drowning Down bellow and I can Heard people scream for their lives The world is underwater But the children are fine And I think they're gonna start it again And do it right It's nothing but the sound of laughing Nothing but the sound of gentle breeze Mmm The boats are scattered all through the horizon And I only thing I see is peace today I'm sitting on a lazy boric rider That sad when old blind boys play I'm just flying in my makeshift aircraft Watching all the maddens fade away Yeah yeah Cuz this mean world Ate itself alive And spits it's bones To the water Causing the rising of the tide The plane is falling The scientists Trying to make guilds But know that they'll lie But it was time for me to fly So I'm cold and wet And everyone is drowning Down bellow and I can Heard people scream for their lives The world is underwater But the children are fine And I think they're gonna start it again Do it right Time would run out of clocks And the doors will be unlocked And the air will echo with this sound The world will get along And there will be no more problems And I'll put my feet back on dry ground Gravity is just another downward force Allowing no one but me to fly So I'm cold and wet And everyone is drowning Down bellow and I can Heard people scream for their lives The world is underwater But the children are fine And I think they're gonna start it again I think they're gonna start it again And do it right

Sex Or Weight Lifting

ADAM SANDLER "What The Hell Happened To Me?"
[Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record and these people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's your name? [Man]: Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner. [Adam Sandler]: Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people having sex [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you right now [Man]: Ok [Adam Sandler]: You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin' sex? [Man]: Yeah I got ya [Adam Sandler]: Alright I'm pressing the play button...Now. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: What do you think? [Man]: Well that's people having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No they were doing a Military Press [Man]: But..but they... [Adam Sandler]: No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's your name? [Man]: Uh hi my name is Ron. [Adam Sandler]: Ron, what's your last name, quick. [Man]: Ron Johnson. [Adam Sandler]: Alright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler]: Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are havin' sex.. [Man]: Yeah? [Adam Sandler]: See how he says yeah? Or working out in a fitness center. [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: I'm pressing play...Now. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: And what do you think? [Man]: Uh, that was two gay men having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No those were two men doing Butterfly Curls. [Man]: Sounded like two gay guys having sex. [Adam Sandler]: Well no sir, you are dead wrong. [Man]: Alright. [Adam Sandler]: Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name? [Man]: Uh Larry Bartowski [Adam Sandler]: And Larry, how old are you? [Man]: I am 62. [Adam Sandler]: My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir? [Man]: I think I'll be able to do this. [Adam Sandler]: Alright sir. Here we go. And play. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight lifting? [Man]: That was definitely two people having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No they were doing Leg Squats. [Man]: You're kidding me? They were not having sex? [Adam Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base. [Man]: I don't believe it. [Adam Sandler]: Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. Okay so...play. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: Okay, here's your second chance. What do you think? [Man]: Those people were definitely having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No wrong again, sir. Thanks for playing the game. [Man]: You're kidding me. They, they... [Adam Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it. [Man]: They were having sex. [Adam Sandler]: Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are you? [Woman]: Okay. [Adam Sandler]: My name's Barry Lakin. [Woman]: Hi. [Adam Sandler]: Hi. What's your name? [Women]: Uh Jessica Sanders. [Adam Sandler]: Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record. [Woman]: Oh okay. [Adam Sandler]: I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to people are having sex or working out in a gym. [Woman]: Okay. [Adam Sandler]: Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going on. [Woman]: You're unzipping my pants. [Adam Sandler]: Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something. [Woman]: Oh that feels good. [Adam Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna blow it here we go [Woman]: You got shit all over me. [Adam Sandler]: Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. Here we go. {Playback} [Adam Sandler]: Now what do you think? [Woman]: That was you having sex with me. [Adam Sandler]: That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.

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