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Count Raven lyrics

Destruction Of The Void

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Everywhere you see my trace Of my creation journey through the space The secret of the big bang's mine The science master of all time If you really want to leave this hell Then listen to what I tell Drop out of society Leave it all and follow me Don't worry 'bout the clothes to wear I'll find you food and shelter here Live your life to the full Cosmos is beautiful

Inner Voice

ADAM SANDLER "Stan And Judy's Kid"
I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses I got a ten story mansion on the beach With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much cash That to me Paris Hilton is poor white trash I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a year If people piss me off I can make 'em disappear Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the news The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues And how did I get to be the man that I am? A god among men, only without the tan It's simple, every time I have to make a choice I just listen to my little inner voice, and he says "Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to your nostrils" OK "Steal all the milk from all the supermarkets and put it back in the cows" Alright "Find out which species of rodent is the most flammable" OK "Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw and Regis Philbin" Yeah! So how do I explain my little cranial expressions Intuition, premonition, or demonic possession? It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know 'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold Benz I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible friends "Record an all-banjo Falco tribute album" Done, and done. "Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to your face, and prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'" OK "There's no reason not to have sex with a cheese grater." Hmm, no, I suppose not. "Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell your doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'" He's become my best friend, sticks with me to the end Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles again And he's always by my side, every minute, every hour Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower Still I can't complain 'cause he made me rich And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me itch If it seems weird remember the voice made me do it I don't question what he says I just get up and get to it "Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next seven years and mail a report to the President with a note saying 'Here!'" Good idea "It's time to find out what urinal cakes taste like" If you say so "Get a black and white horizontally striped suit, a mask, and a bowling ball with a small length of rope hanging from it, and tiptoe around the airport." Sounds like fun "How old does a baby need to be before it's too big to fit down the toilet?" I don't know. Let's find out. "Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase video tapes." Will do So to that guy in my head I just wanna say thanks For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable watch And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major duckets If it wasn't for him I'd still be processing McNuggets So when life makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed Just listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say "Fat people are full of toys. Go get some!" Yeah! "Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark licking warm margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions, pez, and lint." With pleasure! "If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved down a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now." Yeah, I guess so. "Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac thing to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a cop pulls you over, roll down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'" You got it! "Move to New Jersey and become a comedy rap artist." Oh... do I have to?

The Haunting (Somewhere In Time)

KAMELOT "The Black Halo"
Merely the sound of your voice Made me believe that that you were her Just like the river disturbs ...my inner peace Once I believed I could find Just a trace of her beloved soul Once I believed she was all Then she smothered my beliefs One cold winter's night I may follow her voice to the river Leave me for now and forever Leave while you can [Chorus:] Somewhere in time I will find you and haunt you again Like the wind sweeps the earth Somewhere in time When no virtues are left to defend You fall in deep [Post chorus:] I was a liar in every debate I rule the forces that fueled your hate When the cold in my heart leaves It comes to an end And quietly I'll go to sleep How could that first time recur When memories linger on and on What made me think you were her Helena is dead to all dead to all Nothing can bring her to life Don't pretend that I'll be loving you Once I believed she was gone I'm corrupted from within Leave me for now and forever Leave while you can [Chorus] [Post chorus] [Ariel] Follow me into the light Leave me tonight I've gone too far to begin all anew With someone like you [Marguerite] Like ice on a lake of tears I'll take you through Life fades in anew With someone like you [Chorus] [Post chorus]

Hell Of A Life

KANYE WEST "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy"
I think I just fell in love with a porn star Turn the camera on, she a born star Turn the corners in a foreign car Call the coroners do the CPR She gave that old nigga a ulcer Her bitter sweet taste made his gold teeth fake, uh Make her knees shake, make a priest faint, uh Make a nun cum, make her cremate, uh Move downtown, cop a sweet space, uh Livin' life like we won the sweepstakes, what! We headin' to hell for heaven's sake, Huh! Well I'mma levitate, make the devil wait, Yeah! [Chorus] Have you lost your mind? Tell me when you think we crossed the line No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need Grab my hand and baby we'll live a hell of a life Never in your wildest dreams, never in your wildest dreams In your wildest You could hear the loudest screams, comin' from inside the screen You a wild bitch Tell me what I gotta do to be that guy Said her price go down, she ever fuck a black guy Or do anal, or do a gangbang It's kinda crazy that's all considered the same thing Well I guess alotta niggas do gang bang And if we run trains, we all in the same gang Runaway slaves all on a chain gang Bang bang bang bang bang [Chorus] Have you lost your mind? Tell me when you think we crossed the line No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need Grab my hand and baby we'll live a hell of a life One day I'm gon' marry a porn star We'll have a big ass crib and a long yard We'll have a mansion and some fly maids Nothin' to hide, we both screwed the bride's maid She wanna role play, 'til I roll over I'mma need a whole day, at least rolled doja What party is we goin' to on Oscar day 'Specially if she can't get that dress from Oscar de La Renta, they wouldn't rent her they couldn't take the shame Snatched the dress off her back and told her, "Get away." How could you say they live they life wrong? When you never fuck with the lights on [Chorus] Have you lost your mind? Tell me when you think we crossed the line No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need Grab my hand and baby we'll live a hell of a life [Outro] I think I fell in love with a porn star And got married in a bathroom Honeymoon on the dance floor And got divorced by the end of the night That's one hell of a life

There's Always Time

ANTHONY CALLEA "A New Chapter"
I'm not telling you what to do But something's got a hold on you Gotta let it go Just take it slow It's not always easy to do But look for the strength that's in you It's not hard to do You gotta want it too You can start all over again if you try Just taking one step at a time Don't worry 'bout what's said and been done It's alright [Chorus:] You gotta find the soul that's in you If you fall then I will catch you There's a voice within your mind Crying out for you to find Turn the page you'll see the answers To a day that's full of chances No need to run and hide Just believe and you will fly There's always time Sometimes it's an impossible ride People telling you what's wrong and what's right You know what to do It's time to break through You can start all over again if you try Just taking one step at a time Don't worry 'bout what's said and been done It's alright [Chorus] You can turn it all around and be beautiful Don't let your life just pass you by You're so beautiful [Chorus]

Been Here Before

ANOUK "To Get Her Together"
I guess this time, I had more than enough You allowed my mind, to think there's no true love Baby you're out of line, waisting all my time Now find your own, to brighten up your life I got a dark cold feeling, that I've been here before The obvious is hard to see She turned around and smiled, in her high heel shoes Standing right in front of me And I said leave him alone Find one of your own Took me a long time, to find a man like mine The dreamer with a right run Now he ain't made for you, like the way I am It's not for you to understand And I said leave him alone And find a man of your own Don't you break up my heart Yeah, leave him alone I hate it, I hate it I'll need a big black hole, for you to fall in Baby, you ain't coming back And if you try once more, you get to fit in the door I'll be taking you to pitch black You can't have my own, no I'm out of control So I am asking you nicely for the last time To leave him alone Find a man of your own Don't you break up my heart Girl, leave mine alone Oohh, I guess this time, I had more than enough 'Cause you will allow my mind, to think there's not true love Oehh baby, you're out of line, you're waisting all my time Now find your own man, to brighten up your life, heeyy, oehh

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