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BOB DYLAN lyrics

Stuck In The Middle With You

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Well I don't know why I came here tonight. I've got the feeling that something ain't right. I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, and I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs. Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle with you. Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you, and I'm wondering what it is I should do. It's so hard to keep this smile from my face. Losing control yeah I'm all over the place. Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle with you. Well you started off with nothing and you're proud that you're a self-made man yeah and your friends they all come crawling, slap you on the back and say Please . . . Please . . . Trying to make some sense of it all but I can see that it makes no sense at all. Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? I don't think that I can take anymore. Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle with you. Stuck in the middle Stuck in the middle Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! (Stuck in the middle) Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! (Stuck in the middle) Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! (uh-uh) Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle with you Well you started off with nothing and you're proud that your a self-made man. ah-ah yeah Now your friends they all come crawling, slap you on the back and say Please . . . Please . . . Well I don't know why I came here tonight. I've got the feeling that something ain't right. I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, and I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs. Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle with you. Stuck in the middle with you (ah-yeah) Stuck in the middle with you Here I am! Stuck in the middle with you With you, with you, with you ....

Right In The Middle

JOAN JETT AND THE BLACKHEARTS
Whoa oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh Everybody's talkin but it doesn't mean a lot How they always judge ya by all the things ya got If dreams can be remembered why should words be ignored Need a new direction something to work toward So much is happenin' overwhelming me All I can do all I can say I'm gonna stay right in the middle Pulled to the left pulled to the right I'm always stuck right in the middle Whoa oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh I had a chance to make some trouble Had a chance to make it right Everyday becomes a struggle And it keeps me up all night So much is happening overwhelming me All I can do all I can say I'm gonna stay right in the middle Pulled to the left pulled to the right I'm always stuck right in the middle Stuck right in the middle Whoa Sometimes I feel like I been forgotten And brushed aside But I don't really care So I ain't gonna break my stride All I can do all I can say I'm gonna stay right in the middle Pulled to the left pulled to the right I think I think I'll stick right in the middle Stick right in the middle Whoa oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh

She's On The Left

JEFFREY OSBORNE "One Love - One Dream"
Why must she come and possess me in the heat of the night Toss me and turn me then disappear Here on the edge of obsession, I turn off all the lights And pray that this fantasy can be real Night and day I want to kiss her lips And caress her like a man should do She's become the center of my emotions And I can't fight through She's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind She's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind I, I can almost taste her and smell the scent of her perfume I wish she were here for me to lay next to She's so very close, but like every illusion that's just how it appears And you reach out to touch and find there's no one there Right now I'm gonna close my eyes And go back to where I need to be Maybe then I'll get to hear her say That she loves me and she'll never leave She's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind Oh, she's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind Oh, she's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind She's on the left, she's on the right, actin' in the middle of my mind Night and day I want to kiss her lips And caress her like a man should do She's become the center of my emotions And I can't fight through Ohh, baby Oh, she's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind Oh, she's on the left, she's on the right Is actin' in the middle of my mind Hey, she's on the left, she's on the right, she's on the middle of my mind Oh, she's on the left, she's on the right She's in the middle of my, of my, of my, of my mind Girl's in the middle of my mind, she's like in the middle of my mind She's on the left, she's on the right The girl's on the right, the girl's in the middle of my mind

Traffic Jam

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC "Alapalooza"
Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you're wondering I'll tell you where I am I'm right here (right here) right here (right here) Stuck right here in the middle of this... Traffic jam I haven't moved one inch from this here spot Traffic jam The freeway's one big parking lot Traffic jam My radiator's boiling hot And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) Right here in the middle of a traffic jam Trapped inside My automobile Cobweb's gowin' On the steerin' wheel Now, I'm no genius But one thing I know I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins An hour and a half ago Yeah, and if you need to find me I'll tell you where I am I'm right here (right here) right here (right here) Stuck smack dab in the middle of this... Traffic jam I haven't moved one inch from this here spot Traffic jam The freeway's one big parking lot Traffic jam Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not 'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) Right here in the middle of a traffic jam Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam yeah yeah yeah yeah Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper... Yay-hey! There's a yuppie on a cellular phone I'm gonna puke if I here any more There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me Watch what happens when I open my door Now we're all goin' nowhere fast Well, I guess that's perfectly clear I left home five hours ago And I can still see my house from here So if anybody's tryin' to find me Well, I'll tell you where I am Right here (right here) right here (right here) Stuck right here in the middle of this... Traffic jam I haven't moved one inch from this here spot Traffic jam The freeway's one big parking lot Traffic jam Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!

The One On The Right Is On The Left

JOHNNY CASH "Everybody Loves A Nut"
There once was a musical troupe A pickin' singin' folk group They sang the mountain ballads And the folk songs of our land They were long on musical ability Folks thought they would go far But political incompatibility led to their downfall Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear was a Methodist This musical aggregation toured the entire nation Singing the traditional ballads And the folk songs of our land They performed with great virtuosity And soon they were the rage But political animosity prevailed upon the stage Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license Well the curtain had ascended A hush fell on the crowd As thousands there were gathered to hear The folk songs of our land But they took their politics seriously And that night at the concert hall As the audience watched deliriously They had a free-for-all Well, the one on the right was on the bottom And the one in the middle was on the top And the one on the left got a broken arm And the guy in the rear, said, "Oh dear" Now this should be a lesson if you plan to start a folk group Don't go mixin' politics with the folk songs of our land Just work on harmony and diction Play your banjo well And if you have political convictions keep them to yourself Now, the one on the left works in a bank And the one in the middle drives a truck The one on the right's an all-night deejay And the guy in the rear got drafted

Desperate Lives

RICK SPRINGFIELD "Shock/Denial/Anger/Acceptance"
What's the problem here What's the noise I'm just waiting for the man (yea) Me and the boys He's got the goods We've got the twenties, tens and fives Everybody's doing it Living Desperate Lives (living on the edge) Desperate Lives I'm stuck in the middle Desperate Lives My life is a riddle And I'm sure there's a way out When I want it Sometimes I worry But I'm no fool I keep it to myself Cause you gotta stay cool Desperate Lives I'm stuck in the middle Desperate Lives: Sometimes I feel my life floating away And times seems so precious I want to hold you and say I'm stuck in the middle Desperate Lives My life is a riddle Desperate Lives I'm stuck in the middle I've got this friend you know he's real cool He gave new meaning to the term High School Sometimes I worry But I'm no fool I keep it to myself Cause you gotta stay cool Desperate Lives I'm stuck in the middle Desperate Lives My life is a riddle And I'm sure there's a way out When I want it Momma just looks confused and my daddy said I've got this bomb tick, tick, ticking in my head I'm stuck in the middle Desperate Lives My life is a riddle Desperate Lives I'm stuck in the middle

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