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Travelin Shoes

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Whoh, death come a knockin' on that sinners door Said old sinner, Are you ready to go? He said, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Because I ain't got on my travelin' shoes... ( Ain't paid my dues, yes, sayin'... ) ...No, no, no Oh Lordy, no, no, no B ecause I ain't got on my travelin' shoes. Whoh, death come a knockin' on that liars door Said old liar, Are you ready to go? He said, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Because I ain't got on my travelin' shoes... ( Ain't paid my dues, yes, sayin'... ) ...No, no, no Oh Lordy, no, no, no Because I ain't got on my travelin' shoes. Whoh, death come a knockin' on that gamblers door Said old gambler, Are you ready to go? He said, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Because I ain't got on my travelin' shoe s... ( Ain't paid my dues, yes, sayin'... ) ...No, no, no Oh Lordy, no, no, no Because I ain't got on my travelin' shoes. Whoh, death come a knockin' on that Christians door Said old Christian, Are you ready to go? He said, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Because I ain't got on my travelin' shoes... ( Ain't paid my dues, yes, sayin'... ) ...No, no, no Oh Lordy, no, no, no Because I ain't got on my travelin' shoes... (Well) ...No, no, no Oh, Lordy, no, no, no Because I ain't got on my travel in' shoes.

Getting Ready To Get Down

JOSH RITTER "Sermon On The Rocks"
Mama got a look at you and got a little worried Papa got a look at you and got a little worried Pastor got a look and said, "Ya'll had better hurry" Send her off to a little bible college in Missouri And now you come back sayin' you know a little bit about Everything they ever seemed to hope you'd never figure out Eve ate the apple 'cause the apple was sweet What kinda god would ever keep a girl From getting what she needs? And I'm getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Now people cross the street when you walk in their direction Talk between their teeth throwin' epithets And the doctor thinks a devil musta got you by your senses But to live the way you please doesn't sound like possession Four long years studyin' the Bible Infidels, jezebels, salomes, and delilahs Back off the bus in your own home town Sayin' you didn't like me then probably won't like me now But I'm getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down The men of the country club The ladies of the 'xilliary Talkin' 'bout love Like it's apple pie and libery To really be a saint You gotta really be a virgin Dry as a page of the King James Version No ohh la la's, no oh yesses yesses No I can't waits I got to see you againses Turn your other cheek and take no chances Jesus hates your high school dances They said your soul needed savin' so they sent you off to bible school But you know a little more than they were sure was in the golden rule Be good to everybody, be a strength to the weak A joy to the joyful, the laughter in the grief And give your love freely to whoever that you please Don't let nobody tell you 'bout who you oughta be And when you get damned in the popular opinion It's just another damn of the damns you're not giving I'm getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Mama got a look at you and got a little worried Papa got a look at you and got a little worried Pastor got a look and said, "Ya'll had better hurry" Send her off to a little bible college in Missouri And now you come back sayin' you know a little bit about Everything they ever seemed to hope you'd never figure out The Red Sea, the Dead Sea, the Sermon on the Mount If you wanna see a miracle watch me get down Cause I'm getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down

Opening Act

Carpenter Mary-Chapin
You don't have a backstage room of your own You just have feedback in your microphone ‘Cause you don't get a soundcheck ‘Cause you're not worth the time You're gonna have to face it You're no better than slime You don't know me; I'm the opening act There's a cold cut platter and beer for the crew Don't get the impression that there's any for you ‘Cause you're at the bottom of the pecking order Even the bouncer at the door comes before you You don't know me; I'm the opening act The right attitude will get me such a long way An optimistic view will make it OK When some fool in the front row yells, “YOU SUCK!' I'll thank him profusely and get ready to duck I don't have a hit in the Billboard charts I don't have a limousine that stretches three blocks Ready to take me from door to door Just like the asshole I'm opening for He doesn't know me; I'm his opening act Now I'm not going far so I don't wear a hat Tight jeans don't fit me; I'm a little too fat I can't sing like a frog blowing farts through his nose So I don't expect you'll like me, but that's how it goes Now for 37 minutes I sang out my heart I was so damn nervous I just wanted to barf But this is my career and I'm paying my dues And if I ever get rich and famous I'll guess I'll be an asshole too ‘Till then, you don't know me; I'm the opening act

Who's Booty

EPMD "Unfinished Business"
[Erick Sermon] Yo, at a hip-hop club was a girl I met She was hot you can bet, her body dripped with sweat I kicked it to her, and her name was Kim She said let's jet because she was ready for the Jim Browski I doubt thee E would front so like a real stunt, I rolled the Blunt She was ready, I could see in her face She said let's jet we went back to her place It was fat, she had a dope crib She offered food, like some barbucue ribs I said No thank you not now honey How about some drink, yes some Gin Rummy After that, come here and sit down We put on tender Roni by Mister Bobbi Brown We waste no time, it was time to do it Put on some James Brown so we can get into it No kinky stuff, like ropes or handcuffs But when you love me please don't be ruff I said listen, I'LL BE GENTLE, I'LL BE VERY GENTLE WHEN I'M LOVING YOOOOUUU, WHEN I'M LOVING YOOOOUUU. ...So I dipped, I abandoned ship threw in the anchor like on the boat tip That's what I get for trying to be a lover But never judge a book, by the damm cover I'm not dissing, but I don't like fishing And next time, I want to know who I'm kissing You can call me gay or a tutti-frutti But I won't touch it until I know who's Booty [Parrish Smith] Well I was maxin one day just minding my own Talking to E-Double on my car cellular phone When I seen this fly girl clocking her looks were temptating The look in her eye was the look of infatuation So I put my car in park, turned my system down I said Excuse me, are you new in town She said it's funny you asked I just got here today I said Yo, you need a lift because I'm going that way She said My mother always told me not to ride with strangers If I did, than my life would be in danger I said Yeah that's true, but I'm not you're everyday swinger To tell you the truth, I'm a well known singer Plus I was cold coolin 40 dawn in lap Wings on my fingers from my fisherman hat. She got in and said Yo I never done this before I had to play my cards right to get my foot in the door. She got and she said You a medical doctor? I said close but no cigar, I'm the microphone doctor Who performs open surgery, on MC's that are willing Except to try same them, I try to kill them She said Ooh that sounds exciting, please tell me more You mean how we heinz and clock the G's or more. We got to her house and her moms wasn't home As we went to the room I sparked up the homegrown I was with it, felling nice from Old E Ready to get busy, and wax a cold booty. We got to her it was time to max Pulled out the Jimhat and strapped the Bozak I hit the lights, and next was the sack We started doing it, it was hard to produce Because the booty was cold kickin like They Call Me Bruce I had to cover my nose, not to ruin the mood Because I know I wasn't fishing but I smelled seafood Smelled like shrimp or lobster, or tuna of the sea And it wasn't worth catching the A-the I-the D-to the S-oh yes The S is for safe sex And as I glanced at the door, you that move was next But she pulled me close, and said Let's get loose And out of nowhere I yelled Baby did you do... She said no P, cause I'm not a swinger I couldn't buy that as I smelled my forefinger I was playing myself plus my style was crampped I grabbed my keys and coat, and MD broke camp And as I walked to the door, the girl got moody I looked her eye to eye and said.. WHO'S BOOTY

Storekeeper

JAMES MCMURTRY "Candyland"
[Chorus:] No shoes, no shirt, no service Reads the sign on the front screen door Your friends 011 make me nervous You best keep 'em out of my store I don't make no bones about it I don't need your barefoot blues I con damn sure do without it I keep a good shine on my shoes You've used up all your credit My patience all ran out And it'll lake two months of pay days To settle your account So get them fools up off my front step And get 'em out of here I don't need that kind of business Do I make myself clear Don't think I don't know it You been stealin' me blind You thought I wouldn't notice Or you thought I wouldn't mind But you've run out of excuses Son you're wastin' my lime Get your face on out the front door Toke it down the line [Chorus]

Traveling Shoes

TOM JONES "Spirit In The Room"
One, two Oh One two three oh Death went out to the sinner's house Come and go with me The sinner cried out I ain't ready to go I ain't got no travelling shoes Got no travelling shoes I got no travelling shoes The sinner cried out I ain't ready to go I ain't got no travelling shoes And the death went down to the gambler's house Come and go with me Gambler cried out I'm not ready to go I got no travelling shoes I got no travelling shoes I got no travelling shoes I got no travelling shoes I got no travelling shoes And then death went down to the preacher's house Come and go with me The preacher cried out "Lord, I'm ready to go" I got my travelling shoes I got my travelling shoes The preacher cried out "Lord, I'm ready to go" I got my travelling shoes Got my travelling shoes Got my travelling shoes Got my travelling shoes Got my travelling shoes I got my travelling shoes Got my travelling shoes I got my travelling shoes I got my travelling shoes

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