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ARIEL PINK lyrics - Odditties Sodomies Vol. 1

Fantasm

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Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Old friend on the phone He bids you well on your subscriptions Lesson learned, forgot who called Remove the voice that cuts the air And while sister brews the tea You think I wish she knew the real me Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Apologize for words He gave you a turn to hurt her Let him beat you down again One final conquest to convey And with emotions made of clay For hearts cannot proclaim Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Sitting in the park Greeting the dawn You tell all your stories Checkout time, the concrete grass I knew that you'd win You're mine again And what a fantastic morning What a fantastic morning! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

The Telephone

JERRY REED "Mind Your Love"
Ya ever drop your last dime in a public phone Have it keep your dime not even give you a tone And you beat that silly contraption with your fist till it comes off the wall Or did you ever place a call to St Louis direct And get the Civil Defense in Connecticut And operators say well ain't that the number you called And my phone bill that's wrong about half the time And I always get this operator on the line And she says well Mr Reed ya just called this place on your phone And I say lady look I don’t know a soul livin' in Tokyo And the only way I can pay this phone bill is when I mortgage my home Well you can find 'em in every home This thing called the telephone It's the ultimate in modern day design When it ain't out of order then the number's been changed Or it's disconnected or it just won't ring Why it's enough to drive a sane man clean out of his mind Did you ever place a call on a hectic day And you couldn't understand a word nobody had to say And you keep tryin' to get your operator to come back on the line huh You stand there and you click that lever till your face turns blue And finally she comes buttin' in on you And she says your three minutes are up you're out of time Now I've had to stumble through the house without a light To get to the phone in the middle of the night And I stumble over every stick of furniture in the house just gettin' there So with a skinned shin and a busted toe I grab the phone And I say a hello and all I get is ah ah ah in my ear Well son you can find 'em in every home... Alright this is my last time with my last dime Operator what huh I know well I know that huh But uh uh uh operator operator well I know you're sorry What huh I spent fifteen minutes I’ve been dialin' home What ya you said that oh wait uh operator Yeh huh give me my dime will ya gimme my dime back I gotta go to the bathroom listen what is this oh nuts

Me Next

Cinerama "Va Va Voom"
I was too scared to phone In case you weren't alone So I called up your best friend instead Because I had to know Oh, and when I asked her If you two were Still living together, she said: I don't think so And please don't think that I'm suggesting you're over-sexed But if he's really gone Oh please, can I be the next? Let me be the next And if you really knew How much I'd worshipped you Right from the first time we spoke Would you have relented? But all those looks we'd share When he wasn't there Do you think that was all just a joke? Oh well I meant it And please don't think that I'm suggesting you're over-sexed But if he's really gone Oh please, can I be the next? Let me be the next Please, can I be the next? Let me be the next Please, can I be the next? Let me be the next

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