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ARIEL PINK lyrics - House Arrest

West Coast Calamities

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"I'm davy jones, enjoy the music" She's a pussycat like every man is a snake It's well after 8 But the sun sets the light on her gown He booked a room at the areola inn for a date The slut took the bait, huh And the waves were crashing loud in TJ West coast calamities Run up and down the coastline Better than east coast calamities Are weather and crap designs on leather West coast calamities Are too much breeze and sunshine, oh well West coast calamities Get better every time forever No political problems No artistic elites No skyscrapers to crash into Or statues of liberty The calamities of love Are just enough for me Staying home, feeling sick With my palm in my pants Choking on gas And I'm breaking wind-ows with my pain (pane) I want a chick who puts up with my shit and puts out Like a little girl scout I want my west coast baby Baby baby baby, where you headed Are you leaving town? Have those rich folks' evil words Brought you down for good, they should West coast calamities Run up and down the coastline Better than east coast calamities Are weather and crap designs on leather West coast calamities Are too much breeze and sunshine, oh well West coast calamities Get better every time forever No political problems No artistic elites No skyscrapers to crash into Oh, statues of liberty No, the calamities of love Are enough for me Dig it, honey This next part's like skip spence a little bit You know, you got your little object Twinkle twinkle, you got one

Get Xx'd

J-KWON
J-KWON LYRICS 'Get XXX'd' (feat. Petey Pablo, Ebony Eyez) [J—Kwon] Track Boys Woah Woah You Heard The Name J-Kwon Woah Woah Yea You'll See Me In A Minute Woah Woah Petey Pablo Woah Woah We Gettin XXX'D Man Woah Woah Ebony Eyes Woah Woah Y'all Ready Woah Woah Ima Run While Gettin Front Jus Cuz U Gettin None Hit A Cop Then Hit A Nun Its All Wit A Gun What Is Done Is What Is Done Its all For The Fun Somebody Said I Cut Off Their Head Its Already Done Yo Im Black Wit Many Straps Im Put In Many Masks Wit A Bat My Cliped On Im Bangin Wit That Wur Its At Is Wur Its At Don't Wory Bout That You A Solider Where A Soldier Relate To That Now Im Marchin Down The Alley Eatin Rallyes How Many Motha Fuckas That Try We Need A Tally Now We Bluntin There Mind And Then We Outy Rowdy They Step On The Bomb The Pump Outy Doubt Me Ill Start The Shootin Up In The Alley Track One Here Ill Give A Bomb To Your Family Met Your Family Then They Start To Get Calm See But Yo Ima Doin Any Way Wat [Chorus] You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That West Coast Get XXX'D East Coast Get XXX'D Mid—West Get XXX'D Down South Get XXX'D West Coast Get XXX'D East Coast Get XXX'D Mid—West Get XXX'D Down South Get XXX'D [Petey Pablo] Now Take A Ride As We Roll Thru The Ghetto But Keep Your Foot On The Pedal Cuz It Can Get Pretty Extreme In The Ghetto Tripple XXX Level No Hold Bar We Got Hood Capped & Lutenets & Project Sergeants Capable Of Pullin Your Carden Bombin Your Car Grenades Through Your Windows This Is All I Walk Take The Main Road Anywhere We Go Every Time We Role Have Me Transportin Guns Stashed In The Truck Flow Real Talk Dogg I Hit Real Hard One Swing Knock A Motha Fucka Block Slam Off Hit Him In The Part Where He Talk From Now he Got A Momma Cuz The Y's In The Jaw Make It Hard For Him To Tell You Somethin The Sun Aint Down But The Storm Comin The Best Thing For You To Do Is Try To Get Prepared For It They Find Him Bread Water Milk A Couple Cans Of Soup And A Place To Go Just In Case You Had To Move [Chorus] You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That West Coast Get XXX'D East Coast Get XXX'D Mid—West Get XXX'D Down South Get XXX'D West Coast Get XXX'D East Coast Get XXX'D Mid—West Get XXX'D Down South Get XXX'D [J—Kwon] Runnin When It Comes To The Twos Im Not Forgiving The Blues Ill Knock Another Man Clean Out His Shoes We Get To Breakin The Rules Lets Get To Takin Them Jewels He Still Trippin Ill Turn His Ass Into Dog Food Who Got The Static Huh Who Bring The Blasting Huh The Automatic Huh And Let Them Have It Chump Im A Savage What Let Me Show You Magic Bro One Shot Of This Ill Turn Your Ass Into Sawdust I Know We Lawless Im Talkin All Us When It Come Handlein Buisness Dirty We Flawless See These Revolvers That's Why They Call Us The Same Reason The Police Aint Never Caught Us Im On Another Level Words From A True Rebel I Rock * * * * * * * And I Aint Talkin Heavy Metal You Just A Crumb And Me Im A Dirt Devil Lets See Whats Left As Soon As The Smoke Settle [Chorus] You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That West Coast Get XXX'D East Coast Get XXX'D Mid—West Get XXX'D Down South Get XXX'D West Coast Get XXX'D East Coast Get XXX'D Mid—West Get XXX'D Down South Get XXX'D

Get XXX'd

J-KWON
[J—Kwon] Track Boys Woah Woah You Heard The Name J-Kwon Woah Woah Yea You’ll See Me In A Minute Woah Woah Petey Pablo Woah Woah We Gettin XXX’D Man Woah Woah Ebony Eyes Woah Woah Y’all Ready Woah Woah Ima Run While Gettin Front Jus Cuz U Gettin None Hit A Cop Then Hit A Nun Its All Wit A Gun What Is Done Is What Is Done Its all For The Fun Somebody Said I Cut Off Their Head Its Already Done Yo Im Black Wit Many Straps Im Put In Many Masks Wit A Bat My Cliped On Im Bangin Wit That Wur Its At Is Wur Its At Don’t Wory Bout That You A Solider Where A Soldier Relate To That Now Im Marchin Down The Alley Eatin Rallyes How Many Motha Fuckas That Try We Need A Tally Now We Bluntin There Mind And Then We Outy Rowdy They Step On The Bomb The Pump Outy Doubt Me Ill Start The Shootin Up In The Alley Try "Kwon" He'll Give A Bomb To Your Family Met Your Family Then They Start To Get Calm See But Yo Ima Doin Any Way Wat [Chorus] You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That West Coast Get XXX’D East Coast Get XXX’D Mid—West Get XXX’D Down South Get XXX’D West Coast Get XXX’D East Coast Get XXX’D Mid—West Get XXX’D Down South Get XXX’D [Petey Pablo] Now Take A Ride As We Roll Thru The Ghetto But Keep Your Foot On The Pedal Cuz It Can Get Pretty Extreme In The Ghetto Tripple XXX Level No Hold Bar We Got Hood Capped & Lutenets & Project Sergeants Capable Of Pullin Your Carden Bombin Your Car Grenades Through Your Windows This Is All Out War Take The Main Road Anywhere We Go Every Time We Role Have Me Transportin Guns Stashed In The Truck Flow Real Talk Dogg I Hit Real Hard One Swing Knock A Motha Fucka Block Slam Off Hit Him In The Part Where He Talk From Now He Gotta Mumble Cuz The Y’s In The Jaw Make It Hard For Him To Tell You Somethin The Sun Aint Down But The Storm Comin The Best Thing For You To Do Is Try To Get Prepared For It They Find Him Bread Water Milk A Couple Cans Of Soup And A Place To Go Just In Case You Had To Move [Chorus] You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That West Coast Get XXX’D East Coast Get XXX’D Mid—West Get XXX’D Down South Get XXX’D West Coast Get XXX’D East Coast Get XXX’D Mid—West Get XXX’D Down South Get XXX’D [J—Kwon] Runnin When It Comes To The Twos Im Not Forgiving The Blues Ill Knock Another Man Clean Out His Shoes We Get To Breakin The Rules Lets Get To Takin Them Jewels He Still Trippin Ill Turn His Ass Into Dog Food Who Got The Static Huh Who Bring The Blasting Huh The Automatic Huh And Let Them Have It Chump Im A Savage What Let Me Show You Magic Bro One Shot Of This Ill Turn Your Ass Into Sawdust I Know We Lawless Im Talkin All Us When It Come Handlein Buisness Dirty We Flawless See These Revolvers That’s Why They Call Us The Same Reason The Police Aint Never Caught Us Im On Another Level Words From A True Rebel I Rock * * * * * * * And I Aint Talkin Heavy Metal You Just A Crumb And Me Im A Dirt Devil Lets See Whats Left As Soon As The Smoke Settle [Chorus] You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That You Can Take It Thurr We Can Handle That West Coast Get XXX’D East Coast Get XXX’D Mid—West Get XXX’D Down South Get XXX’D West Coast Get XXX’D East Coast Get XXX’D Mid—West Get XXX’D Down South Get XXX’D

West Coast Relilgion

Betchadupa
He asks questions Cannot avoid the answers still Hearts of wisemen Are lying quiet like a stone Let your love be Like a mistyhurting rain Coming softly, the flood in the river Love her eyes, so intense I can't hide Chorus But you say I'm fine Leave it behind This west coast religion You say I'm fine Leave it behind This west coast religion Ooooooh Your absence Makes the longing hard to forget Pure black sand On the dune reflects my belief Keep the light on all the time Satisfy my lover eyes Love her eyes Chorus x3 This west coast religion x3

Mistaken

TYNISHA KELI
See I can't understand why my man would raise his hand Through it all thick and thin, was your rider to the end Did my best to forget like everything was cool And you went and did you but I wont be a fool No more excuses 'Bout to lose it I can't do this Your games and all your lies are useless Ohhhh, I cant believe you went and did me wrong Never thought I would make it on my own You must have me mistaken for the bitch that you was dating on the low Ohhh, I'm better off now that I'm all alone 'Cause ain't no way I’m waiting by the phone So can you take it, baby? She can't freak you crazy Put it on you daily like, ohhhh La la la la la la la la la la Sick and tired of how I feel, couldn't you just keep it real? Wasn't I good enough? Didn’t I show you love? Time and time, day to day you had to have your way You were steady in my face, said I’m easy to replace No more lying Left me crying No more buying Your games and all your lies about your ooohhh Ohhhh, I cant believe you went and did me wrong Never thought I would make it on my own You must have me mistaken for the bitch that you was dating on the low Ohhh, I'm better off now that I'm all alone 'Cause ain't no way I’m waiting by the phone So can you take it, baby? She can't freak you crazy Put it on you daily like, ohhhh You'll never be a part of me again Between the sheets with me on top of you again Hope she makes you happy, happy 'til the end Nothing last forever, you know that I’m better Try to tell your friends that I ain't worth the time Now I’m gone, I’m constantly on your mind When you hear this song go ahead and press rewind Wish we were together, baby boy, no, never No more excuses 'Bout to lose it I can't do this Your games and all your lies are useless No more lying Left me crying No more buying Your games and all your lies about your ooohhh Ohhhh, I cant believe you went and did me wrong Never thought I would make it on my own You must have me mistaken for the bitch that you was dating on the low Ohhh, I'm better off now that I'm all alone 'Cause ain't no way I’m waiting by the phone So can you take it, baby? She can't freak you crazy Put it on you daily like, ohhhh

Progressive Christmas Carols

JON COZART
[God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen:] We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three We've modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie Love, The Updated Christmas Carol Team [Santa Clause is Coming to Town:] You better not judge, you better not hate Better not bully or discriminate Progressive Santa's coming to town He's making a list of gluten free foods He won't take a peek at J-Law's nudes Progressive Santa's coming to town He's 50 different races And all for tax reform He'll protect all your children Well, as long as they've been born You'd better watch out... Too far? Okay. [Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:] Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer) Had an advantageous nose (he outlived his friends) He passed his bright red traits on (traits on) Darwin said that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory) [Mary Did You Know:] Mary did you know that your baby boy supports the NRA Mary did you know that your baby boy is white Did you know- [Deck the Halls:] Deck the halls with kujichagulia Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Give zawadi, hang benderas Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Throw your hands up in the air-uh [You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch:] You're a green one, Mr. Grinch You're lacking in finesse That greenish epidermis determines your success Mr. Grinch Racist Whos constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress You're an outlier, Mr. Grinch You give the Whos a fright They say your heart is 3/5ths normal, You're either wrong or white Mr. Grinch Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict [White Christmas:] I'm dreaming of a racially ambiguous holiday [Away In A Manger:] Away in a manger with Jesus and crew His schmeckle got cut cause hey Christ was a Jew [O Holy Night:] O holy night, the stars are brightly shining It is the night Jesus did something holy (I don't know the whole story) Joseph watched golf (Right?), his leather chair reclining As Mary birthed a child, I think a donkey was involved (Any help here? God?) Three wise men came, with GPS they found him Christ lied in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy tucked him in Jesus crawled on his knees His mom shared it on snapchat O bright device! O night, when Christ celebrated Christmas

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