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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics - Polka Party!

Here's Johnny

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There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says 'Here's Johnny' That's his job, it's so amazing All he says is 'Here's Johnny' I never miss a moment when he's on the tube His being there has made my life worth living The chills run down my spine Each time he says that line 'Here's Johnny' He says And laughs in his special way 'Johnny' he says You know I love him 'Here's Johnny' he says And second fiddle is his game Ed McMahon's his name, all right Woah, oh yeah Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude Hear him say 'Here's Johnny' Watch him selling beer and dog food Hear him say 'Here's Johnny' I got a letter from him just the other day He said 'You may already be a winner' A trooper to the end A Clydesdale's best friend 'Here's Johnny' he says And laughs in his special way 'Johnny' he says, you know I love him 'Here's Johnny' he says And that's the way he gets his pay What a living Oh 'Here's Johnny, Here's Johnny' Woah no 'Here's Johnny, Here's Johnny' No no, no no no no I don't believe it 'Here's Johnny' he says And everytime it's just the same Ed McMahon's his name (Special guy) A very special guy, all right (He's on) He's on every night (Every night) Can't change the channel When he's sitting on the panel 'Here's Johnny' There he goes, he gives me goose bumps When he says 'Hey-Oh, Hey-Hey-Oh' 'Here's Johnny' he says And laughs in his special way 'Johnny' he says, you know I love him 'Here's Johnny' he says That seems to be his claim to fame Ed McMahon's his name 'Here's Johnny' 'Here's Johnny' 'Here's Johnny' (laughing) 'Here's Johnny' 'Here's Johnny' (laughing) 'Here's Johnny' (laughing) 'Here's Johnny' (laughing) 'Here's Johnny' 'Here's Johnny' (laughing) 'Here's' 'Here's Johnny'

Cats Eyes

Godley And Creme
Johnny's so in love Johnny's so in love Johnny's so in love with the boss's woman Johnny is a square Johnny isn't there Johnny thought it was love but she was only slumming He hangs around till she goes home Just to see her face going by in the chrome Cause she's a picture Johnny she's a big dumb platinum Smack her face and tell her Johnny Hey girl, I'm sick of your lies Going after your love is like following cats eyes Johnny's shedding tears Wet behind the ears Johnny is as green as the grass that's growing Johnny's getting bruised Johnny's being used Johnny's having fun without her husband knowing Cause he stays at home to count the money he's made While she goes chasing after rough trade You're a picture, and it isn't funny Now get down there and tell her Johnny Hey girl, I'm sick of your lies Going after your love is like following cats eyes He said he knows what he's doing But he's making a fool of himself Here's a broken mirror Johnny Take a good hard look at yourself Be careful Johnny, with the promise you made Or it will blow up in your face like a hand grenade Let me tell you what it's all about Tears are just emotional fall out Johnny's so in love Johnny's so in love with the boss's woman Johnny is a square Johnny isn't there Johnny thought it was love but she was only slumming She say goodbye Bon voyage You're just a grease monkey working at Joe's garage And you're a picture and it isn't funny So get down there and tell her Johnny Hey girl, I'm sick of your lies Going after your love is like following cats eyes Following cats eyes Following cats eyes Following cats eyes Following cats eyes Following cats eyes Following cats eyes

Johnny Can't Make Her

Louise Goffin "Louise Goffin"
Johnny's in love And it's changing him 'Cause he don't know Just where to begin Johnny's in love Johnny can't make her She's too close for comfort She's too far to touch She's so complicated Why does she mean so much to Johnny? Johnny can't make her What you gonna do, now Johnny tonight? What you gonna do now Johnny tonight? She's got the prettiest eyes She's got the prettiest smile Here she comes now walking down the aisle But when he goes to her She just walks by And he's never had it so hard before Roaming the streets all night He's trying to forget her But it's a losing fight What you gonna do, now Johnny tonight? What you gonna do, now Johnny tonight? And somewhere by the boardwalk it's getting kind of late Johnny can't make her What you gonna do, now Johnny tonight? What you gonna do now Johnny tonight? Johnny can't make her . . .

Johnny Loves Me

Fabares Shelley
-peak Billboard position # 21 in 1962 - sequel to Johnny Angel that charted 3 months earlier - one of the earliest collaborations by husband-and-wife writer team of Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil (Johnny loves her, Johnny loves her) Johnny loves me He just told me so last night (Johnny loves her) Now each star I see belongs to me And they're all shining twice as bright (Johnny loves her) Johnny loves me Johnny's heart is really mine (Johnny loves her) Love is everywhere and I could swear The world's a great big valentine I feel so pretty, I'm all aglow When he says I'm wonderful He makes me feel it's so Yes, Johnny loves me Now each day is bright and new (Johnny loves her) And I only pray that I can say For every day my whole life through Johnny loves me and I love my Johnny, too (Johnny loves me) Now each day is bright and new (Johnny loves her) And I only pray that I can say For every day my whole life through Johnny loves me and I love my Johnny, too Johnny loves me (SPOKEN: Johnny loves me, Johnny loves me) Johnny loves me (SPOKEN: Johnny loves me, Johnny loves me) Johnny loves me (SPOKEN: Johnny loves me, Johnny loves me) FADE Johnny loves me (SPOKEN: Johnny loves me, Johnny loves me)

Jonathan's Halo

ARIEL PINK "Lover Boy"
Jonathan's tired and ready for sleep At eight o' clock in the afternoon Cleaning up the mess that he made Every day it's 4 AM all week, each day But no, no, no, no Don't ask, 'cause I don't know The basic rules to suit The new tattoo on his shoulder Johnny comes and Johnny goes Please believe me, ow Johnny goes away but then Johnny's a cat Eating from the same place he riddles his scat Sour green incense will burn out tonight A secret, a whisper, a candle will light No, no, no, no Don't ask, 'cause I don't know The difference over, under, where Oh, there Johnny goes and Johnny goes... Heaven take me now! Johnny invites all the girls to stay Twenty-five dollars each night they pay But Johnny cuts corners and then cuts the cheese Chasing the tail of some brat that's in heat But no, no, no, no Don't ask, 'cause I don't know Why every day, every night The wicked boy sings All those wicked songs Johnny goes and Johnny comes back Please, you gotta believe me Drugs suck

Johnny Are You Queer

THE GO-GO'S "Return To The Valley Of The Go-Go's"
Johnny Are You Queer? (L Payne/B Payne) Johnny what's the deal boy? Is your love for real boy? When the lights are low You never hold me close Well I saw you today boy Walking with the gay boys God it hurt me so Now I gotta know Johnny are you queer? 'Cause when I see you Dancing with your friends I can't help wondering Where I stand I'm so afraid I'll lose you If I can't seduce you Is there something wrong? Johnny come on strong Oh why are you so weird boy? Johnny are you queer boy? When I make a play You push me away Johnny are you queer? 'Cause when I see you Dancing with your friends I can't help wondering Where I stand Johnny you're forsaking A love you could be taking I wanna give it to you But you never come through Oh why are you so weird boy? Johnny are you queer boy? When you asked for a date I thought that you were straight Johnny are you queer? Oh Johnny are you queer boy? Johnny are you queer? Tell me, Johnny are you queer? Tell me, Johnny are you queer? Johnny are you queer?

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