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TOOL lyrics - Salival

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[dialtone, touch-tone dialing, ring, ring] Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court. This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries. If after using this system, your question is not answered, please, stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly. If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1. If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2. If you are calling from a pay phone, please press 3. If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4. If you are calling from a secret-spy phone, please press 5. If you are calling from a princess, phone, please press 6 If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7. and If you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line Make your selection at any time. [touch-tone 1] Make your selection at any time. [three touch-tone 1's] For information in English, please press 1. For information in Spanish, please press 2. For information in Japanese, please press 3. For information in Chinese, please press 4. For information in Dutch, please press 5. For information in Latvian, please press 6. For information in French, please press 7. For information in Yiddish, please press 8. For information in Ig-pay Atin-lay, lease-pay ress-pay ine-nay. [touch-tone 1] If you are responding to a notice from the City Attorney's office, press 3. To check the amount due on a parking ticket, press 4. If you believe you are ticketed in error because your disabled person placard or your preferential parking permit was clearly displayed, or your vehicle is disabled, press 5. For all other traffic related matters, press 6. [long touch-tone 6] Please make a selection at any time. [three touch-tone 6's] For traffic school information, press 1. For payment inormation, press 2. For court locations, press 3. For general ticket and warrant information, press 4. For court appearance and bail information, press 5. For traffic court appointment information, press 6. [four touch-tone 6's] If you need to make a traffic court appointment, please press 1, unless you have not filled out a DD form 3018, in which case, please press 2. To receive a blank DD form 3018, please come down to the Los Angeles Municipal Court building during normal business hours. If you have filled out DD form 3018, but have not reported to the City Attorney's office, please press 3. If you are not receiving physical therapy but have a relative that voted 'no' on Proposition 187 * and have collected a notarized waiver from said relative, and have attached said waiver in triplicate to said form, please press 4, unless of course, said relative is not a naturalized citizen, in which case, please press 5. If you are receiving physical therapy from a naturalized citizen but have not voted 'yes' or 'no' on Proposition 187 and have not reported to the City Attorney, but have filled out form DD 3018, please press 6. Of course, if you have not had your eyes tested by your local Department of Motor Vehicles in the last three years, in which case press 7. If you have had your eyes tested AND voted 'yes' on Proposition 187, and have your DD form 3018 filled out and have already reported to the City Attorney but have never been called in for jury duty, press 8. [touch-tone entry] Make your selection at any time. [here begins the touch-tone frenzy] Make your selection at any time. The system is waiting for a touch tone entry. The system is waiting for a touch tone entry. There is a possibility that you have made an error in selecting your message. Please try again. The system is waiting for a touch tone entry. There is a possibility that you have made an error in selecting your message. Please try again. I'm sorry, but we are unable to interpret your request. Please call back during normal business hours. [CLICK ... sound of dialing] Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court. This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries. If after using this system, your question is not answered, please, stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly. [fades out on] If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1. If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.

Moscow Calling

Gorky Park
Getting on a phone with a busy line Talking on a phone and losing my mind Never never never never realiza It feels so far, like a millions miles Give me give me give me give me little hand Just listen to your heart, don't consider it I'm looking oout at the city night I see your eyes in city lights Moscow calling Operator don't teas me Moscow calling Operator what's going on Moscow calling All the circuits are busy Moscow calling I'm going on ain't giving it up Party party party party somewhere, going crazy Night is calling me out, but I grip the phone I'm having no choice No coffee, no beer, no cigarettes, line's still busy Operator on the other end I need your voice I nees to hear your voice I'm phono phono phono phonomaniac When I hear your voice I wanna kiss the phone I wanna get paid for the weeks I stayed alone I have no onelse to call, for you I wanna save it all But it doesn't get through I'm going on and on I feel I'm gonna break this telephone

Phone Booth In Heaven

JIM WHITE "Drill A Hole In That Substrate And Tell Me What You See"
Oh where are we going? Oh where have we been? Our hush-a-bye angel, she's safe and tucked in. I drive around town, while you sit and watch the rain. There's what you think with your heart and what I feel with my brain. For those who plant nothing but the seeds of the falling there is a phone booth in heaven that no one is calling. It sits on a highway that leads nowhere. I'll drop you a line next time I find myself there. Remembering them days, how we wore our weakness well. There's some say that heaven can't exist without hell, well if the proof's in the pudding, and that axiom's true, somehow the heart of the matter escaped me and you. For those who plant nothing but the seeds of the falling there is a phone booth in heaven that no one is calling. Though the ghosts of redemption might whisper odd promises, I for one don't put much faith in them specters. Now the blueprint for sorrow is just to put off the hurt 'til the price of tomorrow becomes more than love's worth. 'Til what's begged and what's stole is just the hollow remains of some beautiful failure that we cling to in vain. For those who plant nothing but the seeds of the falling there is a phone booth in heaven that no one is calling. The truest word heard there is the word that's unspoken 'cause you can't mend what the Good Lord designed to be broken. Oh where are we going? My darling oh where? Our sweetheart's in dreamland, please let her stay there. We are two separate people, with two separate ways. Until we come to our senses, it's our sweetheart that pays.

1 800 Bone

IGGY AZALEA "Trap Gold"
Motherfuckers calling my phone, 1 800 Bone, Boy, ain't you know, I can back it up like a dumb bitch. So call my phone, 1 800 Bone, Say you got that gun? That AK47, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, that AK47, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, that AK47, bang, bang, bang. Iggy got that secret service, is the presidential shit, Get busy tone when you're calling my phone, My voicemail full of messages. Say you got that AK47, well, let me see you shoot it, Eat it up, eat it up, boy, don't bruise it, Get your hands on it, don't slip, don't lose it. That bitches in my chat room, my chat room be popping, Turn that chat room to a freak show and that bitch be topless. Put it on screen for the whole world, for the whole world can see it. Got that hotline and it's about time, for niggas swap it up, you gotta re up. Singing Iggy, oh, Iggy, they wanna play with that kitty, They're calling blowing my phone up wishing that they can win me. The way I'm signing I'm hurting feelings, they're wondering what I'm getting, Now hustle, I'm charging all of you customers by the minute. Motherfuckers calling my phone, 1 800 Bone, Boy, ain't you know, I can back it up like a dumb bitch. So call my phone, 1 800 Bone, Say you got that gun? That AK47, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, that AK47, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, that AK47, bang, bang, bang. I double g-y it, who fuck without an argument, Well known for them full turtles, sure to be popping Roxanne. Get late night call with a daddy bar, now tell me who the fuck are you sleeping on? Round trip fight who the fuck I want, you will never think that the bitch is done. Private parties on rooftops, exclusive shit when I shoot shot, These other hoes just crew hopping, I'm pulling up in that new drop. 1 800 bone thug, that freak shit, I put you on some, You can try all night, but I won't come, try all night, but I won't come. You better make sure you're ready, these killer instincts is deadly, I'm calling two at a time, got every way on my telly. My hot line always ringing, I got them special and deals, You know my sex is a weapon, they're lining up to get killed. Motherfuckers calling my phone, 1 800 Bone, Boy, ain't you know, I can back it up like a dumb bitch. So call my phone, 1 800 Bone, Say you got that gun? That AK47, bang, bang, bang. Fuck it, go eight action, go dumb, go insane And membrane this projection. I'm a crazy bitch, go stupid, go action, go dumb, go insane, And membrane this projection. Get rejection.

Julie Tearjerky

ERASERHEADS
Julie Tearjerky on the phone She says that I can't be alone Yeah she was told that time is gold Super strategy guide Super strategy guide Don't turn your back on an enemy She doesn't look too friendly It's a final fantasy Nothing stays the same Nothing stays the same Bridge: No comic books, no ugly looks No flaming trees Oh man, I need some more I hear her calling my name I hear her calling my name Julie Tearjerky on the ground She'll swallow anything that's round Pick it up next time around Nothing stays the same Nothing stays the same Repeat Bridge: Need some more No happiness, no loveliness No emptiness I wasn't here before Here before I hear her calling my name I hear her calling my name Interlude: Repeat Bridge: No happiness, no loveliness No emptiness I wasn't here before I hear her calling my name I hear her calling my name Coda: Julie Tearjerky on the phone Julie Tearjerky on the phone Julie Tearjerky on the phone Julie Tearjerky on the phone

Christian Dior Denim Flow

KANYE WEST
[John Legend - Chorus:] I got the World in my hands, the master plan but I don’t know why I keep calling why I keep all of these girls at my shows they loving me but I don’t know why I keep calling why I keep calling you All the models to the floor right now All the models to the floor right now All the models to the floor right now All the models to the floor right now [Kanye West:] I’m in my Christian Dior with a Veronica Webb Noemie Lenoir, Chanel, Sessilee Lopez Arlenis Sosa, Selita Ebanks If you work with my people, speak that Jourdan Dunn language Make a phone call, out to Joan Smalls I wonder how it feel to Lara Stone’s walls Jessica Gomes, yall, I would damage her And see if Jessica Stam got the stamina I’m in the car with Leo and the Benz swerve I heard Bar was friends with Esti Ginzburg Coco Rocha, Kate Mimosa Alessandra Ambrosia, Anja Rubik, get Olga Kurylenko, tell her I’m very single Abbey Lee, too I’m a freak boo I’m wylin I’m on a thousand I wanna see Irina Shayk next to Doutzen. [Chorus:] I got the World in my hands, the master plan but I don’t know why I keep calling why I keep all of these girls at my shows they loving me but I don’t know why I keep calling why I keep calling you [Kanye West:] Christian Dior denim flow I told her I’m tryna eat out so what we going for dinner for [Pusha T:] Miami nights on the search for some T and A tryna hide what’s obvious to see in me we conversate a bit about your DNA and my salmon coloured suits from the VMA’s oh you was watching, who the fuck wasn’t me skip across that stage in 5 dozen yeah 6 grand for a minutes time italian vogue styled a nigga for a minute rhyme lets be clear and lets be fair the best things in music’s being offered here its a round table full of bosses here still giving you it all like the coffins near [Chorus x2] [Ryan Leslie:] It’s time for a lesson in model behaviour damn, look at all the bad bitches I gave you man I can see the flaws to your flavour look like wonder woman and still need a saviour maybe its a billionaire maybe its that cocaine I done seen drugs and money run the whole game a good girl lost in the city life Agent Provocateur holding titties right I’m haute couture of hoes galore give my girl a newport ’cause she’s smoking yours I’m the authority of model seniority they call me Les but they all need more of me. [Lloyd Banks:] Handcrafted material, champagne for cereal Shorty stole my heart, criminal, my lucky charm Fly clothes and Lear shows, type kind of stuff we on Stuff all my problems in that bong and I’m puffin’ strong I been locked in my way of thinking, now my cuffs are gone Must’ve been the liquor talkin’, I’m beggin’ the cups, “C’mon” Might come off as irregular, I come in custom form T-G-I-F, GT breeze, my hustler’s poem My sound’s full-grown, reminds me of my favorite chronic (Kush) Ball like a SuperSonic, make the haters vomit (Uh) Nigga, make some money ‘fore you make a comment I meant to snap a while ago, but who knows where the time went? Probably dime chicks, whips with a Diddy Now I’m back like a nine milli, runnin’ New York City See me clearly through the storm The world’s mine, sits pretty in my palm Sean Don as we continue on [Chorus] [Kid Cudi:] Niggas think they know I’m the guy with the story they dont really know what’s in my head, fuckin’ with me How can I be better? I could start with just the basics Dior, Dior, galore, I love the cut I seem to have forgotten that I’m off the nini to the people who dont know Cud’, know what? rose gold presidential on my boney wrist took my ma to Chanel, had her LC the stunner she got haters, some in the fam made us but they don’t really matter, we escaping with our paper “Hey ya”, I’m on my Andre 3000 I’m all good now, a nigga don’t need no counseling woke up in the room and my mojo was active looks from the hoes that were more than likely passive back when let me not reflect on the old shit I’m on to the new act, on to my new script Bitches better have they thoughts before approaching I done heard it all, baby, save it for them other niggas do things all before living, haters, copy, I’m the image haters, copy, I’m the image

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