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TOM WAITS lyrics

Cemetery Polka

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Uncle Vernon Uncle Vernon Independent as a Hog on ice He's a big shot down there At the slaughterhouse He plays accordion For Mr. Weiss Uncle Bittmore and Uncle William Made a Million during World War II But they're tightwads And they're Cheap skates And they'll never give a dime to you Auntie Mame Has gone Insane She lives in The doorway of an old hotel And the Radio's playing opera and All she ever says Is go to Hell. Uncle Violet Flew as pilot He said there Ain't no pretty Girls in France Now he runs a Tiny little Bookie joint they say He never Keeps it in his pants Uncle Bill Will never leave a will And the tumour is as Big as an egg He has a mistress She's a Puerto Rican And I heard she has A wooden leg. Uncle Phil Can't live without his pills He has emphysema and He's almost blind And we must find out Where the money is Get it now Before he loses his mind

World Of Our Own

WAYLON JENNINGS "Country-Folk"
We'll build the world of our own that no one else can share All our sorrows will leave far behind the stairs And I know you will find there'll be peace of mind And we'll live in a world of our own. Close the door light the lights we'll stay at home tonight Far away from the bustle and the bright city lights Let the world fade away just leave us alone And we'll live in a world of our own. We'll build the world of our own that no one else can share All our sorrows will leave far behind the stairs And I know you will find there'll be peace of mind And we'll live in a world of our own. Oh, my love oh my love I've cried for you so much Lonely nights without sleeping while I long for your touch Now your lips can erase the heartache we've known Come with me to the world of our own. We'll build the world of our own that no one else can share All our sorrows will leave far behind the stairs And I know you will find there'll be peace of mind And we'll live in a world of our own. And I know you will find there'll be peace of mind And we'll live in a world of our own...

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