THE JUNIOR VARSITY lyrics - Wide Eyed

Mad For Medusa

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Bigfoot step over me Spare me from embarassing defeat Numb to the thought existing I'd be exstatic Would the find complete the puzzle for me I could be fiction from the entry The entry What do you think you know I know its ok now Lay down more stupid rules That only i apply to Im made for medusa But hung up on how it feels to be a ceramic And now you know If i call it how i see it I may never call it Your teeth they talk and talk And i never follow If you repeat what you here You wont be repeating, be repeating, be repeating Anything to anyone Im mad for medusa But hung up on how it feels to be a ceramic And now you know Amelia i may never meet you Maybe the oceans where you rest Bermuda i may never see you Just because no one's coming back Along came a spider That crawled inside her Now i think im sick for christian's sake But frozen with fear of god the earthquake And now you know Im mad for medusa But hung up on how it feels to be a ceramic And now you know

Smells Like

JARREN BENTON "My Grandma's Basement"
[Hook: Mic Buddah] Looks like, feels like murder Smells like, tastes like murder Feels like, tastes like murder Must be murder Looks like, feels like murder Smells like, tastes like murder Feels like, tastes like murder Must be murder [Verse 1: R.A. the Rugged Man] When God comes it curtains, baby butchering, bloodthirsting and body burnin’ rupturing aneurysms from your brain burstin’ I smack Leatherface and laugh at Jason I stick my dick in that Lucifer chick that used the crucifix for masturbation Satan’s coroner, kiddies lock your door, it’s the art of war Spittin’ horrorcore since Lionel Richie was a commodore Its 'M' for Murder Hitchcock, I start a convo, like who you like better, Big or Pac Then I suck your pussy ‘til your clit pop Yeah boy, like I’m Flavor Flav with a big clock Dispatchin’ any competetor, you’re regular Detachin’ your your retina, the bloodsheder bitches piss on me My dick meat stink like pastrami My white ass is whiter than Mitt Romney Hillary Clinton can get her clit done with my big tounge Have the bitch strung, once me dick swung, her lip drip cum When I bust I leave more than your face and your mouth smothered I leave your coach and your living room and your whole house flooded ‘Til every fan bumps this, I’m rowdy ravenous and rambunctious Have white bitches wearin’ hammer pants dancin’ to can’t touch this I paint pictures on canvases, stick a fist up your bitches like hand puppets Pussy gargalin lickin’ your clam nuggets Lyrically you ain’t never caught a body I dunk your head and make you drink the shitty piss water in the porter potty Lesbian orgy with Earthlings and green bitches fuckin in public I’m on some other shit, I get aliens on a mothership suckin’ dick I’m the best and that’s it, put me on top your rap list Have all the dead rappers come out their graves, and do my ad-libs Bitch, c’mon [Hook] [Verse 2: Jarren Benton] They say you are what you eat, I don't recall eating a fuckin’ rapist I throw a rock up in the sky and hit a freakin’ spaceship, I’m goin’ ape shit Hey bitch, how come everytime you give me head My dick get cut up by the seam of your braces A grown man that still lives in his mama’s basement Dissect a fuckin’ ape and give it a brain replacement I murk y'all, bitch you soft as a Nerf ball Auto-erotic asphyxiation, choke myself when I jerk off Put your ass in the dirt dog, created the law of Kershaw But the pussy smell like pamino's, then man that's just a turn off None of you dumb fucks concernin’ us I tie you to the gas stove in hell tell Lucifer turn the furnace up Me and R.A. the Rugged, you fuckers gon’ love it You a bitch, you snuggle with men, take dick, kiss it and chug it I’m a glut and eat buckets of nuggets of human flesh And blow his rap budget on crack, snacks and puppets Fuck a metaphor, I metamorph into a feather dwarf With a knife and slam my dick inside the dresser drawer Strangle you, I strangelin’ myself to see who die quicker Poppin’ your casket with a pistol like surprise nigga So when we die, make it to the pearly gates When God don’t let me in I clap his ass with this .38 Forensic scientists can’t even identify the shit that I did to the bodies Blood stain in the lobby, morphine in the IV, cut scalpel when I see I'm fly to death, Kamikaze, I’m probably in Illuminati Fuck a beat, I rock over a queef And if I go broke I’m stickin’ Kanye West for his teeth [Hook]

Ever Ever After

JORDAN PRUITT
Storybook endings Fairytales coming true Deep down inside We wanna believe They still do And a secret is taught It's our favorite part Of the story Let's just admit We all wanna make it to Ever ever after If we just don't get it Our own way Ever ever after It may only be A wish away Start a new fashion Wear your heart On your sleeve Sometimes you reach What's real Just by making believe On the fate On a shame There is joy To be claimed In this world You might even wind up Being glad to be you Ever ever after Though the world Will tell you It's not smart Ever ever after The world can be yours If you let your heart Believe in ever after No wonder your heart Feels its flying Your head feels It's spinning Each happy ending's A brand new beginning Let yourself be enchanted You just might break The rule to Ever ever after Forever could even Start today Ever ever after Maybe it's just One wish away Your ever ever after Ever ever ever after Oh, oh, oh Forever ever after

Coast To Coast

THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN "Automatic"
Feels like something pumping through my veins I got the junk gun fever sinking to my brain Feels like God in heaven's gone insane I got a cat scratch engine takes me on the road Wheels get rolling back to the world I know Takes me just as far as I can go I got my senses strung out to the sky That desert city's got me reaching high Here I come here I come Junk town nothing got to keep it coming Hipshake gunning kick start and I'm running Just don't make it guess you got to fake it Here I come here I come On the road Under a sky Coast to coast

God's Own Drunk

JIMMY BUFFETT "Living And Dying In 3/4 Time"
Well, like to explain to you all before, I ain't no drinkin' man I tried it once and it got me highly irregular And I swore I'd never do it again I promised my brother in-law that I'd go up watch his still While he went in to town to vote It was right up on the mountain where the map said it would be Friends let me tell you one thing, though it wasn't no ordinary still It stood up on that mountainside like a hugh golden opal God's yeller moon shinin' on the cool clear evenin' God's little lanterns twinklin' on and off in the heavens Like I explain'd to you once before I ain't no drinkin' man But temptation got the best of me And I took a slash That yella whiskey runnin' down my throat like honey dew vine water And I took another slash, Took another'n an another'n an another'n For you knew I'd downed one whole jug of that shit and commenced to gettin' hot flashes Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my body And a feelin' came over me like somethin' I'd never experienced before It was like, like I was in love In love for the first time, with anything that moved Animate, inanimate it didn't matter It's like there's a great neon sign flashin' on an' off in my brain sayin' 'Jimmy Buffett there's a great day a comin'' 'Cause I was drunk I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', Reggie Youngin' Commode huggin' drunk I was God's own drunk and a fearless man And that's when I first saw the bear He was a Kodiak lookin' fella 'bout nineteen feet tall He rambled up over the hill expectin' me to do one of two things, Flip or fly, I didn't do either one It hung him up He started sniffin' around my body tryin' to smell fear But he ain't gonna smell no fear 'cause I'm God's own drunk and a fearless man It hung him up He looked right in my eyes, and my eyes was a lot redder than his was It hung him up So I approached him, I said 'Mr. Bear, I love every hair on your twenty-seven acre body I know you got a lot of friends over there on the other side of the hill There's ole' rare bear, tall bear, Freddy bear, Kelly bear Really bear, smelly the bear, smokey the bear, pokey the bear I want you to go back over there tonight And tell them I'm feelin' right You tell them I love each and everyone of them like a brother and a sister But if they give me any trouble tonight I'm gonna run every God damn one of them off the hill' He took two steps backwards and didn't know what to think Neither did I but bein' charitable and cautious Well hell I approached him again I said 'Mr. Bear, You know in the eyes of the Lord we're both beasts when it comes right down to it So I want you to be my buddy, Buddy bear' So I took ole' buddy bear by his island size paw and I led him over to the still He's a sniffin' around that thing cause he's smellin' somethin' good I gave him one of them jugs of honey dew vine water He downed it up right Looked like one of them damn bears in the circus Sippin' sasparilly in the moonlight I gave him another'n an another'n an another'n For I knew it he downed eight of them and commenced to doin' the bear dance Two snips, a snort, a fly turn, and a grunt It was so simple like the jitter bug It plum evaded me We worked ourselves into a tumultuous uproar And I was awful tired and went over to the hillside and I laid down and went to sleep Slept for four hours and dreampt me some tremulous dreams When I woke up, there was God's yeller moon shinin' on the clear cool evenin' God's little lanterns twinklin' on and off in the heavens My buddy the bear was a missin' Want to know something else friends and neighbors So was that still

Payback

MONTELL JORDAN "This Is How We Do It"
[Montell] I called you on the phone To see if you was at home alone Somethin' just ain't right Tell me, where were you last night? You were supposed to be with me And I paged your ass around 10:33 You didn't even call me back Now tell me, baby, what up wit that? Now you told me you need A man like me from the streets Remember when I was tossin' That ass on 4th and Slawson You said I was everything you want And now all the condoms that I bought I gotta box 'em up for the next one Cuz you just wanna flex and have your fun, baby [Coolio] You wanna play those games Thought you was dealin' wit a flea But you're dealin' wit a G You better recognize the C, double O, L I'm down wit Montell (how you livin' homie?) I'm livin' kinda swell I thought you was the one, yeah I thought you was my baby Now I see through your games And I know you're tryin' to play me So you can put your pumps on and get your rump on Cuz your hump ain't that strong Well, you can have my Land Rove Give me 30 minutes and a fifth of yak And I'll rip that, smack that, hit that ass Like King-T do's it I got to go rippin' it Put you to the side, so I can catch up on my pimpin' Ya better make a left wit the bullshit you stickin' me with Brothas be hittin' up they hood on your kitten My partner don't play that Yeah, I had to say that What go around, come back around This is the payback [Montell] And it feels just like payback Ay yo, who's pimpin' who? And shit like that All those games you're tryin' to play You'll miss out on a good thing baby (It feels like) Payback Who's playin' who, girl? Cuz that was kinda wack All those gizames, you're tryin' to plizay Yeah Girl, it feels like payback I really really hate to say that I thought you was triflin', givin' me the shove But you're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my love (Oh, I thought she was mad as hell, cuz I was for one thing) Way back I was cheatin' You wanna get even, but I ain't goin' out like that If I apologize for all the lies Oh, believe me girl, I'm sorry There's a right and a wrong way to love somebody And I know the right way Can we start tonight babe? You need to lose that loser in a hurry And you're never gonna have to worry No, no, hell no Feels like payback Who's pimpin' who? And shit like that All those games you're tryin' to play You'll miss out on a good thing, baby It feels like payback Mistakes that I made (way back) baby All those gizames you're tryin' to plizay You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my love Feels like payback Who's pimpin' who? And shit like that All those games you're tryin' to play (All those games that you were tryin' to play) (Said it feels just like) Feels like payback Who's playin' who, girl? Cuz that was kinda wack All those gizames your tryin' to plizay Oh, girl We'll miss that loving that we shared for oh so long Let's put this all behind us And love will always find us You see, all of your men and my girlfriends They'll all be in the past We'll be solid as a rock And we'll make it We'll make it Yeah, yeah, hey hey Gonna miss out on a good... It feels just like it (Feels like) Payback (And I ain't even like that baby) Who's playin' who, girl? Cuz that was kinda wack All those gizames, you're tryin' to plizay You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my love Feels like payback (It feels just like it) Who's pimpin' who, girl? (Way back) And shit like that All those games you're tryin' to play (All those games that you were tryin' to play) (You're tryin' to play) Feels like payback (And you've been doin' so wrong, by me) All those gizames you're tryin' to plizay Oh, oh Feels like payback Who's pimpin' who? (Way back) And shit like that All those games you're tryin' to play Feels like payback Who's playin' who, girl? (Way back) Cuz that was kinda wack All those gizames you're tryin' to plizay Feels like payback Who's pimpin' who? (Way back) And shit like that All those games you're tryin' to play

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