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STONE TEMPLE PILOTS lyrics - Tiny Music

Lady Picture Show

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Lady picture show she hides behind the bedroom door Lady picture show she hides behind the bedroom wall She hides because she don't know nothin' don't know nothin' anymore She keeps a funny face it's locked and bagged it's just outside the door She doesn't know her name She doesn't know her face She doesn't know her name She doesn't know her face Lady picture girl I think them boys don't like your show Lady picture show them boys are gone should just say no Your wedding present's not so daisy picture perfect anymore Lady funny face it's locked and bagged it's just outside the door She doesn't know her name She doesn't know her face She doesn't know her name She doesn't know her face Let them be She doesn't know her name She doesn't know her face Lady picture show she hides behind the bedroom door Lady picture show she hides behind the bedroom wall She hides because she don't know nothin' don't know nothin' anymore She keeps a funny face it's locked and bagged it's just outside the door She doesn't know her name She doesn't know her face She doesn't know her name She doesn't know her face Let them be

How Could You Want Him (When You Could Have Me)

SPIN DOCTORS "Pocket Full Of Kryptonite"
I'm quite contented to take my chances Against the Guildensterns and Rosencrantses It's a matter of Cain and Abel And I can feel your knee underneath the table He doesn't dangle by the seraphim He only wants a pretty face by him so How could you want him when you know you could have me See the pigeons peck and peck to pay the dues They peck a little extra to re-sole their shoes He's with the pigeons pecking crumbs I'm on my death bed bleeding with the cherubim He doesn't dangle by the seraphim He only wants a pretty face by him so How could you want him when you know you could have me Ferocious angels send us falling stars But I know just how dangerous wishes are Ferocious angels watch me come and go But I'm not too smart to go barging off of roof tops thanx Sit out September on the windowsill Cause you can't drink wine from a two dollar bill Saint Christopher lives on the end of the quill Leave him a diamond in your last will He doesn't dangle by the seraphim He only wants a pretty face by him so How could you want him when you know you could have me

She Comes Home To Me

ADAM SANDLER "Stan And Judy's Kid"
Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly paid whore She'll give head to a sheep She can stuff three cocks in her cheek But she comes home to me She'll do the groom and the best man She'll slap your ass in the back of a van But she comes home to me She could fuck nine guys in a row But still have a tenth for me And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips Unless you pay an extra fifty So mister, don't you fall in love Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove Since her heart belongs to me She has a throat that just won't quit She can take all of it And still have room for your balls but she shops in the malls for me She'll say twelve then call back and say one But I don't care I know it's just work not fun When she blows you, Jack Don't you think she's not thinking of me She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack But strictly for the cash And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee to watch her put a water bottle in her gash (Put a water bottle in her gash) She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin' But don't you dare try to go antique-ing Cause she does that with me Her pussy's sweet as honey But when she moans, it's just for the money Unless she's sittin' on me She'll cram your asshole with a mouse But she won't do it in our house Tough luck, Jack She knows that don't fly with me She might eat your wife's box But she won't tell ya where you left your socks She rolled up and down your fat prick But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick She's got a face full of nuts And a mouth full of cocks She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block, She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game But they never got to know her actual name On your face she will piss On your chest she might poop But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup That's simply reserved.. Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya But she'll never thank you for free Cause baby... comes home to me. Comin' home!!

Blue Boy

JONI MITCHELL "Ladies Of The Canyon"
Lady called the blue boy, love, She took him home Made himself an idol, yes, So he turned to stone Like a pilgrim she travelled Ta place her flowers Before his granite grace And she prayed aloud for love To waken in his face In his face, oh __________ Sometimes in the evening He would read to her Roll her in his arms And give his seed to her She would wake in the morning Without him And go to the window And look out thru the pain But the statue in her garden He always looked the same He looked the same, ah _________ Bring her boots of leather And she will dance for him Shyly from a feather fan She'll glance for him Here he comes after midnight To find her again He will come a few times more Till he finds a lady statue Standing in a door In her door, oh __________

Greasy Heart

JEFFERSON AIRPLANE "Crown of Creation"
Lady, you keep asking why he likes you how come Wonder why he wants more if he just had some Boys, she's got more to play with in the way of toys Ladies eyes go off and on with a finger full of glue Lips are drawn upon her face in come-to-me tattoo Creamy suntan color that fades when she bathes Paper dresses catch on fire you lose her in the haze Don't ever change lady, he likes you that way because He just had his hair done and he wants to use your wig He's going off the drug thing cause his veins are getting big He wants to sell his paintings but the market is slow They're only paying him two grams now for a one-man abstract show Don't ever change people even if you can You are your own best toy to play with remote control hands Made for each other made in Japan Woman with a greasy heart automatic man Don't ever change people your face will hit the fan Don't ever change people even if you can Don't change before the empire falls You'll laugh so hard you'll crack the walls

The Next Step Is Love

ELVIS PRESLEY "That's The Way It Is"
She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me, she loves me The lady loves me and it shows In spite of the way she turns up her nose I'm her ideal, her hearts desire Under that ice she's burning like fire She'd like to cuddle up to me She's playing hard to get The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet The gentleman has savoir-faire As much as an elephant or a bear I'd like to take him for a spin Back to the zoo to visit his kin He's got about as much appeal as a soggy cigarette The lady loathes him but he doesn't know it yet The lady's got a crush on me The gentleman's crazy obviously The lady's dying to be kissed The gentleman needs a psychiatrist I'd rather kiss a rattlesnake Or play Russian roulette The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet She's falling fast she's on the skids Both of his heads are flipping their lids Tonight she'll hold me in her arms I'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs Will someone tell this Romeo I'm not his Juliet The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet She wants me Like poison ivy Needs me Like a hole in the head Everyone can see she's got it bad He's mad! The gentleman is an egotist I'm simply aware I'm hard to resist He's one man I could learn to hate How's about having dinner at eight I'd rather dine with Frankenstein In a moonlight tete-a-tete The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet Oh yes she loves me Dig that shrinking violet Oh she really loves me Here's one gal you'll never get She lo- lo- loves me Would you like to make a bet I said the lady loves me The gentleman's all wet

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