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NOFX lyrics - Pump Up The Valuum

Theme From A NOFX Album

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We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs After 15 years we're still having fun Now we're over 30 not looking so pretty at least we got a beat up accordian That's Erik our drummer his fathers a plumber He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk Now sober but smelly he's got one big belly From living the good life provided by punk Singin Singin Singin Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine El Hefe is not satanic he's one hip hispanic He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin He wears baggy pants he know how to break dance You've seen him do every impersonation That Melvin on six string some tell me I can't sing Oh I think you can just don't do it round me Stick with what you know Playing guitar solo with hetson and watt in punk rock karaoke Singin Singin Singin Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians I've been a punk rocker for most of my life I sing kinda flat I'm not really that fat But that's how I hit them with a hook or a slice I'm Kent I do sound look his getting so round I'm Timmy the Turtle he counts as he clicks I'm Jay I don't care someone please cut his hair I'm Limo from Scotland so give me haggis Singin Singin Singin Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song We a quaalide or chop we a line we're pushin 40 we're doin just fine Give me a casual, pass me a bong, Give me Glenlivet I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine If you take the low road then I'll take the high

Something In The Way She Moves

JAMES TAYLOR "James Taylor"
There is a young cowboy he lives on the range His horse and his cattle are his only companions He works in the saddle and he sleeps in the canyons Waiting for Summer, his pastures to change And as the moon rises he sits by his fire Thinking about women and glasses of beer And closing his eyes as the doggies retire He sings out a song which is soft but it's clear As if maybe someone could hear (Chorus) Goodnight you moonlight ladies Rockabye sweet baby James Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose Won't you let me go down in my dreams And rockabye sweet baby James Now the first of December was covered with snow And so was the turnpike from Stockbridge to Boston Lord, the Berkshires seemed dream-like on account of that frosting With ten miles behind me and ten thousand more to go There's a song that they sing when they take to the highway A song that they sing when they take to the sea A song that they sing of their home in the sky Maybe you can believe it if it helps you to sleep But singing works just fine for me - Chorus -

The Gleeman

KAMELOT "Eternity"
My entrance purely pleasure For your riches I ask you not For I am the gleeman Who loves to sing And strike upon my golden harp So I bow before you o mighty king In the hopes you hear my song These feet have traveled far and wide In a life lived FOR THE song I claim no land my home For I know not where I'm from Traveled mountain peaks And valleys low In a life for the son of a bard Raise your harp my friend For the song that burns In your heart Sing of the heroes And the days that time forgot Sing of the days of the Earls and The Kings and the Knights That conquered great feats For these are the things That we all dream But only your eyes have seen A life for a lyric I've traveled these war lands deep Raging the knights in shining armor Surely death awaits the weak I've sailed the viking vessels Plunging the northern seas Crossing the blue horizon No land for the eye to see For the eye to see Raise your harp my friend For the song that burns In your heart Sing of the heroes And the days that time forgot Sing of the days of the Earls And the Kings and the Knights That conquered great feats For these are the things That we all dream But only your eyes have seen

This Is Not A Crass Song

ANTI-FLAG "A New Kind Of Army"
You're walking down the street in the middle of the day The sun is shinning brightly everything is quite OK But then you hear this song, it makes you stop and yell out, HEY! You might think that it is... BUT THIS IS NOT A CRASS SONG! You might think that it is but I'm telling you it ain't! Although I will admit it sounds like something they might write It's a happy little ditty makes you stomp and move your feet You might think that this is... BUT THIS IS NOT A CRASS SONG! Masterpieces don't usually get written in a minute But this one took just seconds or even less time to pen it But don't be too amazed 'cause it's just got one verse and chantin' You might think that this is... Ahh...right..it's not a crass song is it? The guitar rift is real savage and it ain't all that on time The vocals are so Cockney that they may just blow your mind And it's got made up words like, icklee, zicklee, vin, and plime You might think that it is... BUT THIS IS NOT A CRASS SONG! We like to play it in the morning like to play it in the night Do yourself a favor matey, sing it instead of starting fights After only just one verse I'm telling you you'll feel all right You might think that it is... BUT THIS IS NOT A CRASS SONG! Play it when you're walking, walking down the street Play it when you're riding on your bike or on your feet Doesn't really matter ' cause it's really really neat You might think that it is... Ahhh... Sing it to your mommy, sing it to your dad Sing it to your new girl friend or the one that you just had...

Thank You

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS "Undeniable"
Huh! This is for the families! Yeah I wanna theankyou, for givin me, everything, that I ever dreamed, I wanna tell you, whatcha mean to, how you made me feel, like a family. So now I sing A song to you To let you now I'm so thankful [Chorus] Oh yeah! Your in my heart You give me all the love I need Oh, your my everything My everything Your in my soul You give me strength to live my dreams Oh, your my everything make me sing. Well I was lost once, but now I'm found, you took my hand, and never let me down, I wanna tell you, whattcha mean to me, how you made me feel, like a family. So now I sing A song to you To let you know I'm so thankful [Chorus] [Bridge] Mother, father, sister, brother, Simon, Theodore, Alvin, Gotta love'em That's what you call a family [DJ] Oh, every time I hear this song makes me wanna shed a tear cause I'm sick of remenese over the ones who ain't here, makes you wanna call ya brother or ya mother say ya love'em So please do me that favor next time you see 'em just hug 'em, and if it's kind'a Hard to do that I understand cause unfor- anitley thinghs don't always go as planed I know that if you can you should take them by the hand Look them in the eye and say you made me who I am [Chorus] [Bridge]

Signals And Messages

Ferron
The night before the day we meet I make my walk on sacred ground I turn my eyes up to most soulful sky And in evening soil my heels sink down I hear people laughing together down the way And as their glasses tinkle in their play I'm in between the moon and tomorrows light And I cannot know how close you are. The beast and baby have to meet Until they do, they cry, they cry alone The moon must line up with the sun And burn the path that lights us home I've seen your face a thousand times And I've heard your voice in everything And but I've always known That love would be a simple song that I would sing And as I wait I sing this song to you And to a hollow moon like a golden ring And to a tree that stands solo in an opening The night before the day we meet. And the beast and baby have to meet Until they do they cry, and they cry alone And the moon must line up with the sun And burn the path that lights us home I've seen your face a thousand times And I heard your voice in everything And I've always known that love would be The simple song that I would sing The night before the day you come I hear signals and messages from anyone And I want to bring my head down and kiss someone I have all my human senses...now, can I calm my senses? Can I calm my freedom ? Can I calm my sense of freedom?

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