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Santa's In My Neighborhood

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I hear footsteps on my roof Sure must be some awesome dude Bailing down the chimney with a big sack of loot I hope he's wearing his bestest suit All year long, I've been good And Santa's in my neighborhood Well he's driving that sleigh at the speed of light To a billion houses in just one night And there's milk and cookies at everyone Man that man must weigh a ton All year long, I've been good And Santa's in my neighborhood Christmas comes but once a year And I sure hope it comes here All my life I will believe In the man that comes on Christmas eve I'm so glad I've been so good Cause Santa's in my neighborhood All year long, I've been good And Santa's in my neighborhood [rap] Well I'm so glad I've been so good cause Santa's in my neighborhood I hear footsteps on my roof, sure must be some awesome dude All my life I will believe in that man that comes at Christmas Eve

Tell Me What You Want For Christmas

CHRIS AUGUST "The Christmas"
I'm so excited To open the box It's that time of year now Ready or not I slip on the red coat I glue on the beard I stuff in some pillows And there's a line outside sears My fulltime gig is singing songs But once a year I've got my side job So come and sit on my lap Tell me what you want for Christmas If you were good and not bad Tell me what you want for Christmas A pogo stick, a princess dress A puppy dog or a Lego set Before the camera goes snap Tell me what you want for Christmas I know what you're thinking Saint Nick is a fraude He can't fit down that chimney With that big belly he's got And what about Rudolph And his shiny red nose And how do you explain all those elfs Making toys and clothes You're never too old to believe So write up your wish and just Bring it to me Come and sit on my lap And tell me what you want for Christmas Something you've never had Tell me what you want for Christmas A giftcard to Golf Galaxy Or maybe Anthropologie Anything but cash Tell me what you want for Christmas Christmas One time this kid said: "That's not Santa, it's Chris" I said: "Well Santa gets busy this time of year and he asked me to do this" So come and sit on my lap I'm doing Santa's business Whatcha think about that Just tell me what you want for Christmas A saxophone, a trampoline That brand new Chris August CD But you already have that So tell me what you want for Christmas I know what I want I want some Chick-fil-a I want a nice turtle neck sweater And I want the Dallas Cowboys to win the Superbowl And that's all I need And this thermos And that's all Hey, there goes Rudolph Hey, turn your nose on Merry Christmas I'm gonna sleep under the Christmas Tree

This Christmas

Sweetbox "After The Lights"
Chorus: This Christmas I'll try to be good No new year's champagne headaches No resolutions This Christmas I'll try to be good No mistletoe make-outs This time I promise... Verse 1: This year I won't give in to my old friend the holiday blues And when I go home I won't let myself Eat too much or argue with my mother New Year's Eve I won't be sad and be jealous of all the happy couples This year I'll grow up and I'll get over you *repeat chorus* Verse 2: I won't be victimized By Christmas sales or 2-4-1 offers Won't max out my credit card And then convince myself that I deserve to Won't be the fool at the office party Drink too much because I'm single And this year I promise to (no no no) Finally get over you *repeat chorus* Bridge: This year (this year) I'll be the good one (I'm gonna be a saint) This year (yeah yeah) I'll try to be good (try to be try to be try to be) This year (oh this year) I'll be the good one (I'll feed the kids) This year (Oh...) I'll try to be good *repeat chorus* *repeat chorus* I promise... This Christmas... Oh yeah... No resolutions... This Christmas I'll try to be good No mistletoe make-outs This time I promise... This time I promise

Santa's Coming

3LW "Naughty Or Nice"
[Verse 1:] Christmas time is when night comes and snow falls The season's filled with cheer Are the children home rushing off to bed Cause Santa will be here You better be ready when Santa comes So spread the love and joy I hope you're ready when Santa comes Christmas time is here [Chorus:] He's coming tonight tonight Santa's on his way Rollin through your roof with goodies on his sleigh He's comin tonight tonight I hope you all been good Santa's on his way Rollin through the neighborhood [Verse 2:] I can't wait till Santa's here I can't wait I got my stocking hung by the fireplace I was good throughout the year You better be ready when Santa comes So spread your love and joy I hope you're ready when Santa comes Christmas time is here [Verse 3:] Sleigh bells ring are you listening Santa's comin soon because it's Christmas He knows if you been good or bad, happy or sad So be good for goodness sake You better not pout You better not cry You better not shout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming Santa Claus is coming to town

The Mummer Song

GREAT BIG SEA
Hark, what's the noise out by the porch door? Dear Granny, there's mummers, there's twenty or more. Her old weathered face lightens up with a grin. Any mummers, nice mummers 'lowed in? Ah, come in lovely mummers, don't bother the snow, We'll wipe up the water sure after you go. And sit if you can upon some mummer's knee. We'll see if we knows who ye be. Ah, there's big ones and small ones, tall ones and thin, There's boys dressed as women and girls dressed as men, With humps on their backs and mitts on their feet, My blessed we'll die with the heat. Well, there's only one here that I think that I know, That tall fellow standing alongside the stove. He's shaking his fist for to make me not tell. Must be Willy from out on the hill. Ah, but that one's a stranger, if ever was one With his underwear stuffed and his trapdoor undone. Is he wearing his mother's big forty-two bra? I knows, but I'm not going to say. Well, I suppose you fine mummers would turn down a drop Of home brew or alky, whatever you got. That one with his rubber boots on the wrong feet Ate enough for to do him all week. Now I suppose you can dance? Sure they all nod their heads. They've been tapping their feet ever since they came in. And now that the drinks have been all passed around, Sure the mummers are plankin' 'er down. (Instrumental break - Bob plays one verse of Deck the Halls on the fiddle) Ah, be careful the lamp! Now hold on to the stove. Don't you swing Granny hard, 'cause you know that she's old. And never you mind how you buckles the floor 'Cause the mummers have danced here before. Oh my God, how hot is it? We'll never know. Allows that we'll all get the devil's own cold. Good night and good Christmas, mummers me dears Please God, we will see you next year Ah, good night and good Christmas, mummers me dears Please God, we will see you next year Please God, we will see you next year.

Santa's Gonna Take It All Back

TOBY KEITH "Christmas To Christmas"
You can have that perfume that you wanted And you can have those earrings, too I'll even get that TV set But there's a few things you gotta do 'Cause you've been lettin' our love come second And sometimes even third Now, I've had enough and if you want that stuff Hey, Santa's done give me the word that If you ain't a good girl by Christmas He said he's gonna take it all back If you ain't got it right come Christmas night He's gonna put it back in the sack You've got a lot of things on your list And you better straighten up your act 'Cause if you ain't a good girl by Christmas Hey, Santa's gonna take it all back Got you a car back on your birthday But that didn't get me nowhere I did dinner and wine on valentine's And you acted like you didn't care Hey, it's time you loved your fellow man That's what the season is all about Now, I've heard it said that it ain't what you get But baby, I'm plum give out If you ain't a good girl by Christmas He said he's gonna take it all back If you ain't got it right come Christmas night He's gonna put it back in the sack You've got a lot of things on your list And you better straighten up your act 'Cause if you ain't a good girl by Christmas Hey, Santa's gonna take it all back Now, you've got a lot of things on your list But if you don't straighten up your act If you ain't a good girl by Christmas Yeah, Santa's gonna take it all back If you ain't a good girl by Christmas Yeah, Santa's gonna take it all back Aw, he's gonna get it all too baby Box it up, put it up on that big sleigh He might throw that car up with it Wave bye-bye, I told ya, and I told ya Santa's the man, baby

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