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Diggin For Gold

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----------------- Hey you, listen this is the best I've got (The best I've got to offer) In a world of puppies in dumpsters, Coiners and lumpsters, Here's a little more grist for your coffers. Run it up the flagpole, it's as safe as maypo - You salute, I drop my pants. Either feeding the machine, Or just keeping it clean, It's all just made for ants. Won't you stop diggin' for gold, Looking for the motherlode, And three perfect shades of sunshine. 'Cause a mouthful of barnacles Undoes a miracle, And gets sewage from wine. Three minutes-thirty and make it purdy, I think I can do this. Make the subjective common, Make it about a woman - There's no way you can miss. Baby, baby, baby, maybe, maybe, Maybe we should spend some time. Baby, baby, baby, maybe, maybe, Maybe it'll be just fine. Won't you stop diggin' for gold, Looking for the motherlode, And three perfect shades of sunshine. 'Cause a mouthful of barnacles Undoes a miracle, And gets sewage from wine. You see I tried this before, And it didn't work. I'll just stick to these two chords, Maybe mine more than dirt. Won't you stop diggin' for gold, Looking for the motherlode, And three perfect shades of sunshine. 'Cause a mouthful of barnacles Undoes a miracle, And gets sewage from wine.

Cheap Wine

TINA ARENA "Tiny Tina Little John"
Once I smoked a Danneman cigar Drove a foreign car Baby that was years ago I left it all behind Had a friend, I heard she died On a needle she was crucified Baby that was years ago I left it all behind for my Cheap wine and a three-day growth Cheap wine and a three-day growth Come-on, come-on, come-on I don't mind takin' charity From those that I despise I don't really need your love Baby you can shout at me But you can't meet my eyes I don't really need your love, I got my Cheap wine and a three-day growth Cheap wine and a three-day growth Come-on, come-on, come-on Sitting on the beach drinkin' rocket fuels Oh Yeah! Spent the whole night breakin' all the rules Oh Yeah! Mending every minute of the day before Watching the ocean, watching the shore Watching the sunrise, and thinkin' there could never be more Never be more Anytime you want to find me I ain't got a telephone I'm another world away But I always feel at home, with my Cheap wine and a three-day growth ... ¡¡

Cheap Wine

Chisel Cold
Once I smoked a Danneman cigar Drove a foreign car Baby that was years ago I left it all behind Had a friend, I heard she died On a needle she was crucified Baby that was years ago I left it all behind for my Cheap wine and a three day growth Cheap wine and a three day growth Come-on, come-on, come-on I don't mind takin' charity From those that I despise I don't really need your love Baby you can shout at me But you can't meet my eyes I don't really need your love, I got my Cheap wine and a three day growth Cheap wine and a three day growth Come-on, come-on, come-on Sitting on the beach drinkin' rocket fuels Oh Yeah! Spent the whole night breakin' all the rules Oh Yeah! Mending every minute of the day before Watching the ocean, watching the shore Watching the sunrise, and thinkin' there could never be more Never be more Anytime you want to find me I ain't got a telephone I'm another world away But I always feel at home, with my Cheap wine and a three day growth. . .

Who Rings The Bell

Angels
(Brewster-Neeson-Brewster) It's ringing all over town, gonna tear the big house down y' take my baby, y' take my home y' takin' my sunshine, now leave alone Y' diggin' a mountian and lookin' for gold you worship a calf like days of old who rings the bell? who rings the bell? Somebody's having sleepless nights Dante's turning out the lights Y' diggin' a mountian and lookin' for gold you worship a calf like days of old who rings the bell? who rings the bell? Living like the Versailles fool playing with the golden rule y' take my baby, y' take my home y' takin' my sunshine, now leave alone y' diggin' a mountian and lookin' for gold you worship a calf like days of old y'r rising high in the public eye six feet of dirt cut you to size y' take my baby, y' taking my home you take my sunshine now leave alone! who rings the bell? who rings the bell? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

If It Ain't Free

AFROMAN "Sell Your Dope"
Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, lesbians and transvestites I am your platter spinnin' poppa, your woofer whopper Your G-mosavé from the mohavé Sellin' weed out the alley of the anti-dope valley Rollin' like a tumbleweed through Pimpville, Pimpafornia I'm the Hungry Hustler, Afro mutha' fuckin' Givin' a shout out to all these parasites (Parasites? You understand me?) These mosquitos (Mosquitos) Mosquite ho's Swarmin' around my water tryin' to suck me dry But money come to hard to give it all to a broad (I know that's right, hell, yeah) We all do stupid things payin' too much for pussy Don't have to be one of em' So fellas, don't get pussy-whoopped (Say what?) Whoop that pussy (While yer bullshuttin' looky here boy) And we ain't talkin' bout all women But if the maxipad fits, go ahead and wear it bitch (Henh do you undersmell me?) (Check this out loco) Babay, you are the woman of my dreams (Yes you go on an do your thang) And I really want to put a woman like you somewhere on my team You have a sense of humor you sexy and you smart (You so intelligent) But when you tried to take my money, honey You broke my fuckin' heart (C'mon 'cuz where you at loco? You broke my fuckin' heart) I said baby, yeah, I need you to step on out my car (Step on out my car don't forget your panties and your bra) 'Cuz now I know exactly what you are (Ladies and gentlemen, fresh off parole the Quarterpiece Quartet) You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (What you say baby? You need some what? You need some money?) If your pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby (You know you fucked up, don't ya? you know you fucked up Don't ya? don't ya?) You's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (N-n-no you'd you better not skip this song, you better Not skip this song) If your pussy ain't free it's not for me (I'll be sittin' up there) Baby (Watchin' them male bashers Ricky Lake and Queen Latifah So listen to this shit, biotch) See, I finally figured out why these ho's be hoin' Pussy is the only thing a bitch got goin' It must be Sunday, 'cuz you got no class With the G-string goin' up the crack o'yer ass (Crack o'yer ass) Yo, you didn't speak back when I spoke to you (Spoke to you) Why? Do I look broke to you? You put your head down, baby, then you pass me (Pass me) You hit the dance floor and started dancin' nasty (Nasty) And it's a trip when a stripper start to strip All the home boys feel obligated to tip Baby, even though I love the way you grease your thighs I'm savin' my money for some chile cheese fries Please, don't make me laugh ho Take yo gold diggin' hands off my Afro (Afro) Give you money for dancin'? Come on, boo I wouldn't give it to you, if you let me come on you Ooh, I never found a gold diggin' woman arousin' I'm a stingy black boy from the year two thousand Payin' a broad is preposterous Unless you stick your dick down her esophagus And even if you did that, you still a trick (Still a trick) You need to make the woman pay for your dick (You know) You the one huffin', you the one puffin' She the one layin' there, ain't doin' nuthin' And I bet you ate the pussy hopin' for good luck Nine times outta ten you didn't get your dick sucked Bitch too busy, thinkin' 'bout Takin' all the money out yer bank account So get out my Cadillac, real slow And go back home to your dil-do If you're lookin' for a trick, Miss Gold Digger You need to go talk to a old nigga You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (All these little undercover prostitutes, 'cuz) If your pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby (Get to the house and the bitch stick out her hand and shit) You's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (You know I ain't tryin' to be too niggerish on the microphone You know what I'm sayin' cuz?) If your pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby (Hey, let's flip it with finesse, for the ladies) (Honey) Man, this girl walked up to me the other day (You can't have my money) I ain't even fuckin' her she want me to jeopardize my life Take her to the wrong neighborhood way across town (Honey) And got mad at me when I asked her for some Money for some gas in my Cadillac (You can't have my money) I told her like this eyea, bitch, I ain't playin' It ain't like you my woman you know what I'm sayin'? Talkin' 'bout a man s'posed to take care of a woman I told her like sugar free, I said now wait a minute baby, hold on (Hold on) That's drama naw, naw, that's some shit you got from your mama Now I ain't fixin' to break nary fingernail goin' oops upside yo head Talkin' 'bout take me shopping I told her like be legit check this shit out, I say, hey man I said hit me when your welfare check is comin' And maybe we can go to the mall, or sumpin' punk bitch (Hey what's Nate Dogg tell them bitches man? Hey let me concentrate and say) 'Cuz I-I-I have never met a girl (Whay you playin' me hey come on y'all) That I love, in the whole wide world (What Ice Cube say, hey check it out, he say) Last night she sucked my dick Now she kissin' Little Man Won't he suck my dick and let's cut out the Middleman, man, man, man, man, man, man, man

Me And My Monkey

ROBBIE WILLIAMS "Escapology"
There was me and my monkey And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet He had the soft-top down (he liked the wind in his face) He said 'Son, you ever been to Vegas' I said 'no' He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace' And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo' and proceeded to take two grand of mine We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said 'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!' Me and my monkey With a dream and a gun I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey Like Butch and the Sundance Kid Trying to understand why he did what he did Why he did what he did We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages Called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores 'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girls Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll rock your world' So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine 'What's up You'd better get your ass in here boy, your monkey's having too much of a good time!' Me and my monkey Drove in search of the sun Me and my monkey Don't point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey Like Billy The Kid Trying to understand why he did what he did Why he did what he did Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died We left before encores, he couldn't sit still Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty three Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me Or was it my monkey I couldn't be sure It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packing a gun 'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his eye 'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and now your monkey's gonna die!'

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