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LIZ PHAIR lyrics - WHITECHOCOLATESPACE

Ride

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I was talking, not two days ago To a certain bartender I'm lucky to know And I asked Henry, my bartending friend If I should bother dating unfamous men And Henry said, You're lucky to even know me, You're lucky to be alive. You're lucky to be drinking here for free, 'cause I'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes. And then he said, Do you wanna be a polyester bride? Or do you want to hang your head and die? Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale? Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here? And I was sitting, not two days ago Feeling lonely, 'cause I'm just feeling low And I asked Henry, my bartending friend Why it is that there are those kind of men And Henry said, You're lucky to even know me, You're lucky to be alive. You're lucky to be drinking here for free, 'cause I'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes. And then he said, Do you wanna be a polyester bride? Or do you want to hang your head and die? Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale? Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here? Princess, do you really want to flap your wings and fly? Because you've got time. He keeps telling me, You've got time. But I don't believe him You've got time. I keep on pushing harder I keep on pushing farther away But he keeps telling me, Baby , He says, Baby, yeah Do you want to be a polyester bride? Or do you want to hang your head and die? Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale? Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here? Do you want to be a polyester bride? Away from here Do you want to be a polyester bride? Away from here Do you want to be a polyester bride? Princess, do you really want to flap your wings and fly away from here?

Flap Your Wings

NELLY "Sweat"
[Hook] Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings) Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings) Hell naw, ain't leavin' me alone, girl (flap your wings) Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings) Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings) Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings) Hell naw, ain't leavin' me alone, girl (flap your wings) Drop down and get your eagle on, girl She's got that sweat drippin' all over her body [Girl] Do you like that sweat drippin' all over my body? Yea, I like that That sweat drippin' all over your body [Girl] You like that sweat drippin' all over my body [Nelly] It's summertime, and I'm back again And went to VA, oh, got my friends Say what's up, Pharrell [Pharrell] Look whats on the nail Yeah but, let's show 'em what's above the nail, Bling A hundred thou couldn't get you one of these (Not one of these) I guarantee it ain't a flaw on one of these (One of these) Two hundred thou, couldn't get you in the league Get three hundred thou, you couldn't even buy the keys I think you need to add 50 more G's Now, shall I proceed? [Ladies] Yes, indeed (Ho) I need to see you take it down to the floor Spread your wings, if you real, ma, fly real low Pause for a second ma, grind real slow And if you do it right All day we'll go (Ho) I talk a lil' Fred Seigal girl (Seigal, girl) Bonnie and Judy Lee with your bag all beaded, girl Apple bottom pair underneath it You talkin' like you don't need it I can tell you concieted I like that in you I don't see nothin wrong Drop down and get your eagle on (Whoa) [Hook] [Nelly] Now, what's next to trenscend up in this party OPP time, now let's get naughty You take babygirl, and I'ma take shorty With the sweat drippin' all over her body We gone move if you wanna (Oh) Groove if you wanna (Oh) Throw your nose up, ma, and get rude if you wanna Ain't got nothin' to lose, nor to prove Babygirl soaked like she just got out of the pool (Eh) I know you're thirsty, ma Go ahead and order whatchu want Some call it trickin', go ahead and call it whatchu want I came to ball, I ain't come out here to front Cause the black card will the pick-up with the gray card won't Attractiveness Got me attackin' this I'm so fabulous Glutious maximus She wanna fly south for the winter (For the winter) I might just go down south just to win her (Just to win her) Hell naw, she ain't gone leave me alone Makin' plans for us to be at home Take your pants off, ma, you can leave your panties on But, first drop down and get your eagle on (Oh) [Hook] [Nelly] From the girls with skinny waists to girls heavy set Come on Flap your wings Come on Flap your wings To the girls with extensions to the girls with dreads Come on Flap your wings Come on Flap your wings From the girls got it good livin' in the suburbs Come on Flap your wings Come on Flap your wings To the ones in the ghetto with their hands on their curves Come on Flap your wings Come on Flap your wings [Hook]

Get Your Eagle On

NELLY
Flap Your Wings Lyrics [Hook] Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings) Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings) Hell naw, ain't leavin' me alone, girl (flap your wings) Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings) Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings) Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings) Hell naw, ain't leavin' me alone, girl (flap your wings) Drop down and get your eagle on, girl She's got that sweat drippin' all over her body [Girl] Do you like that sweat drippin' all over my body? Yea, I like that That sweat drippin' all over your body [Girl] You like that sweat drippin' all over my body [Nelly] It's summertime, and I'm back again And went to VA, oh, got my friends Say what's up, Pharrell [Pharrell] Look whats on the nail Yeah but, let's show 'em what's above the nail, Bling A hundred thou couldn't get you one of these (Not one of these) I guarantee it ain't a flaw on one of these (One of these) Two hundred thou, couldn't get you in the league Get three hundred thou, you couldn't even buy the keys I think you need to add 50 more G's Now, shall I proceed? [Ladies] Yes, indeed (Ho) I need to see you take it down to the floor Spread your wings, if you real, ma, fly real low Pause for a second ma, grind real slow And if you do it right All day we'll go (Ho) I talk a lil' Fred Seigal girl (Seigal, girl) Bonnie and Judy Lee with your bag all beaded, girl Apple bottom pair underneath it You talkin' like you don't need it I can tell you concieted I like that in you I don't see nothin wrong Drop down and get your eagle on (Whoa) [Hook] [Nelly] Now, what's next to trenscend up in this party OPP time, now let's get naughty You take babygirl, and I'ma take shorty With the sweat drippin' all over her body We gone move if you wanna (Oh) Groove if you wanna (Oh) Throw your nose up, ma, and get rude if you wanna Ain't got nothin' to lose, nor to prove Babygirl soaked like she just got out of the pool (Eh) I know you're thirsty, ma Go ahead and order whatchu want Some call it trickin', go ahead and call it whatchu want I came to ball, I ain't come out here to front Cause the black card will the pick-up with the gray card won't Attractiveness Got me attackin' this I'm so fabulous Glutious maximus She wanna fly south for the winter (For the winter) I might just go down south just to win her (Just to win her) Hell naw, she ain't gone leave me alone Makin' plans for us to be at home Take your pants off, ma, you can leave your panties on But, first drop down and get your eagle on (Oh) [Hook] [Nelly] From the girls with skinny waists to girls heavy set Come on Flap your wings Come on Flap your wings To the girls with extensions to the girls with dreads Come on Flap your wings Come on Flap your wings From the girls got it good livin' in the suburbs Come on Flap your wings Come on Flap your wings To the ones in the ghetto with their hands on their curves Come on Flap your wings Come on Flap your wings [Hook]

Zoom

E-40 "The Element Of Surprise"
Uhh I come from nothin Come up I come from nothin to get it crankin right here Right here? Turma turmoil torment and turmoil Uh ooh We been in bondage for years For how long? Trapped up in the ghetto Yea that's true Dang I got a dream though Fiction Tryin to make my own progress That's fictionary [E 40] ZOOM! Even though the streets mob filthy lights burned out (out) Dopefiends die with antennas in they mouth Niggaz are starvin, some of my niggaz is havin they cash Niggaz is ballin, parkin they car, all on the grass Livin it up to the fullest platinum colored jew-els and organized glass Not none of that old fake ass costume jewelry, that looks like brass I'm lookin out the window while you play Nintendo You drive a Navigator, I drive a Pinto I was there, nothin polite, me and my fools The ghetto, field mice and rat drippings up in my shoes A rebel, without a pause, commodes n stars No toilet tissue, dirty doodoo stains up in my draws [singers] Ooh zoom, I like, to flap my wings where my mind flows on, it's fresh and clear And I, found a love, that I long to see And people, who be, who they want to beeee, ho! [E-40] I never had, lobster in my life (or what?) or teriyaki steaks, just sardines and spam and cornflakes Pacific Bell done put me on restriction once again I can't call out, but you can call in Can barely think straight, barely keep focus My crackhead cousin spent the night (what we got) now we got roaches (Damn!) Here lies my property, no composure Six months behind on my mortgage, house under fo'closure Momma ain't feelin too good, she diabetic Scared of needles hospitals ambulance paramedics And I'm the oldest of fo', sleepin on the flo' Watchin TV channels we used to borrow cable from next do' [singers] Ooh zoom, I like, to flap my wings where my mind flows on, it's fresh and clear And I, found a love, that I long to see And people, who be, who they want Who they want to beeee, yea! HAHAHHHHHH! [E-40] I seen it in a dream, a big white home, looked like a office building An old school Brougham with a sunroof ceiling Thug living, sixty-four ounce of drinkin thinkin How could I come up, and purchase me a Lincoln? Drug dealin, leelin and dealin tryin to make a million Blood spillin, driveby walk up to that nigga peel him Back then I was blind, penetentiary chance at jail Livin off my gahl for hella long she worked at Taco Bell And if the heater ain't workin and it's freezin cold We open up the oven and turn on the stove Survival, granddaddy's appreciation revival church of pentacostal, we raised money by givin car washes [singers] Ooh zoom, I like, to flap my wings where my mind flows on, it's fresh and clear And I, found a love, that I long to see And people, who be, who they want Who they want to beeee, yea! Iiiiiiii...

Obsolete

MC Solaar "Prose Combat"
(sl.) means the word is slang ('argot'). Unclear words are in curly braces. Verse One: English French The wind blows in Arizona Le vent souffle en Arizona a state of America in which Harry hung out Un etat d'Amerique dans lequel (wandered / strayed) Harry zona. Cow boy crazy about bang bang about guns C. dingue du bing bing du (ie Harry) flingue (sl.) about weapons horses and about everything De l'arme, du cheval et de for having a party. quoi faire la bringue (sl.) Pursued by Smith Wesson, Poursuivi par S. et W. Colt, Berringer, Winchester, Remington, C. B. W. et R. he wanders in the plains, proud, lonesome. Il erre dans les plaines, fier, solitaire His horse is his partner. Son cheval est son partenaire Sometimes he meets Indians but Parfois il rencontre des Indiens mais The gold rush is his only goal. La ruee vers l'or est son seul dessein His life runs a course that we know by heart: Sa vie suit un cours que l'on connait par coeur The River of No Return by Otto Preminger. La riviere sans retour d'Otto Preminger While John Wayne is dressed up like Lucky Luke Tandis que J. W. est looke a (7) la Lucky Luke (7) Clean like an archduke, Propre comme un archiduc uncle Sam tells me 'Hollywood fools us'. L'oncle Sam me dit 'H. nous berne' Hollywood fools us in everyday life, H. berne dans la vie de tous les jours like in the New Westerns. Comme dans les nouveaux w. Verse Two: One says, beware of the gorilla , On dit 'gare au gorille' (? don't know if it's a litterary reference, can mean bouncer, muscular guy...) but beware of Gary Cooper. mais gare a G. C. The modern Western is set up in this Le w. moderne est installe neighbourhood: dans le secteur When the town's asleep, Quand la ville dort the train does not whistle, Le Train ne siffle pas (Allusion to Le train sifflera 3 fois movie: The train wistle 3 times, don't know the name of the movie in english) and the Magnificent 7 don't have a single Et sept mercenaires n'ont fight in sight. pas l'once d'un combat (if ok in english translates literraly to: don't have an ounce of a fight) From now on Harry is near H. desormais est proche the Eastern Station . de la gare de l'est (1) He jumps through time and Il Saute les epoques et space for a new Far West: les lieux pour un nouveau f. w. Saloons are bars Les saloons sont des bistrots where cigarettes are sold, on y vend des clopes (sl.) not chewing tobacco {?} Pas de la chique {?} (if {?} does not mean text is cut there, next line translates to:) like in the movies. du cinemascope He enters the bar, Il entre dans le bar orders an Indian , scalps commande un indien, scalpe the foam, la mousse Drinks, lays the glass on boit, repose le verre sur the counter le zinc {?} for futile reasons, {?} pour des motifs futiles like in the New Westerns. Comme dans les nouveaux w. Verse Three: The [United] States is Les states sont une sorte a kind of multinational. de multinationale It exports Westerns and Elle exporte le western et its feudal model, son modele feodal dictates what's good and bad. Dicte le bien le mal, Lucky Luke the Daltons (his ennemies) L. L. et les D. Are camouflaged in Paul Smith Westons Sont camoufles en P. S. et W. (Westons: classy dress shoes 400$, loved by african show off sapeurs ie dressers , P S may be some fancy brand clothing ?) One says that what counts On dit que ce qui compte is the setting. c'est le decor +/- = How you look doesn't make who you are (2) L'habit ne fait pas le moine (ie drug dealers may be well dressed but ain't people of the world ?) during the gold rush dans la ruee vers l'or (here it is the quest for drugs) Ever since the techniques Des lors les techniques are perfected: se perfectionnent Credit cards replace the Remington. La carte a puce (3) remplace le R. (seems harry paid the dope here, and now goes home) But Harry in Paris didn't get any luck. Mais H. a P. n'a pas eu de chance He gets stopped on the beltway On le stoppe sure le with his stage-coach, periph. (4) avec sa diligence then he's put in Fresnes Puis on le place a Fresnes (5) to let Fresnes calm him pour que Fresnes le freine (ps: Freine = break Fresne = name of famous jail -sounds alike) A victim of the directives of what we call Victime des directives de ce que l'on appelle (directives ie administrations current orders ex: fine drivers speeding over 10mph above limit... or a drug user in jail for possession even though not dealing) The New Western Le nouveau w. Verse Four: Tche tche Tche tche Sometimes life is like a stray bullet, Parfois la vie ressemble a une balle perdue in the modern system where Dans le systeme moderne is drowned the individual. ou se noie l'individu (ie: like a needle in a haystack or a person in a NY crowded street) To stay clear headed Pour rester lucide il he used to drink Brandy s'abreuvait de B. (abreuver: used to say cattle drink , can mean drink a lot etc.) From now on we bring forward TVs, Desormais on brandit tele pot (grass) and (crack) nuggets. shit et pepites Where white is the Ou blanche et la magnificent ride, chevauchee fantastique (another name of a classic western movie) always against the light, Toujours a contre-jour it's far less heroic. c'est bien moins heroique In the world of dreams, Dans le monde du reve we end it up by a happy end... on termine par un happy-end Is it also the case in what Est-ce aussi le cas dans ce que we call l'on nomme The New Western ? -- Le nouveau w. Outro: Moderne (etc) Sitting Bull, Cochese, Calamity Jane, James West Tchen Squaws, scalps, tomahawk, the New Western, Modern Lucky Luke, Billy the Kid, Miguelito Loveless *notes* (1) One of the 5 big train station in Paris (North, East, Lyon, St Lazarre, MontParnasse) (2) This is a proverb for which I know no English equivalent. (3) i.e. credit card ('puce' = flea = chip) No equivalent in the states yet It is a credit card which has a chip instead of magnetic strips (french patent) used for phone cards (we don't use coins no more) or VISA. BTW: in France, credit cards don't give you credit, they are more like paying cards (plastic cash). (4) 'periph' = peripherique = circular highway that surrounds Paris (even more that delimitates Paris from the (close) suburbs. (5) Fresnes: prison in Paris (as famous as Alcatraz in the US) (6) better translated as head ? (NO, old 7 neither) (7) Lucky luke is a comic cowboy caracter, The man who soots faster than his shadow , famous in France and part of Europe. He is with his horse Joly Jumper and (both) smoke rolled cigarettes. He is always called upon when the 4 Daltons escape from the state prison (and they are very stupid and mean, and flunk everything they attempt), they are the public enemies #1 and scare everybody with their reputation. At the end, Lucky luke always rides in the sunset singing I'm a poor lonesome cow boy .

Here Comes The Groom

John Wesley Harding "Here Comes The Groom"
With half an eye on history And half an ounce of hope Sold his soul in the vestry Money for old rope Been this way a million times But now his time is nigh He steps into the spotlight He wants to say 'hi Hello, we're so glad you came You've never seen me before' He's so ambitious, he's so game But yesterday he was dressed the same Then he was so much easier to ignore Here Comes The Groom But the world's not an inn and there isn't any room for you But here he comes He married into money Just to kiss and tell He ripped the contract open He's out of his shell He looks into a mirror Practising his poise But it reflects so badly The groom just gets annoyed He gasps, he forgets his lines He's never done that before The scientists say he's doing fine This fumbling frantic frankenstein Soon he's gonna do the dinosaur Here Comes The Groom His fingers are on the cliff edge His head is going under Is that applause? No that's just thunder.... Why do you keep saying I do? What does the bride mean to you? Play me some Puccini Make it heavy on the strings Walk me to the altar The choir can't even sing Right side for the photographs Left side for the kids God made me do it So that's what I did He coughs, loosens his bow-tie You've never seen him before He kisses the bride, oh you know why Love's one more thing you can buy He was unfaithful before he went outdoors (and now he's in the graveyard) Here Comes The Groom.....

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