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You Never Remind Me

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You never remind me of Paris in Spring A Rembrandt, I find, to my mind you don't bring There's no work of art could start to compare You never remind me of pricey French wine Or tuxedoed gents who have dinner at nine Every other man is Vin Ordinaire You're so unique I find So well-designed That every single thing about you Reminds me of only you You never remind me of summers in Spain The sun when it's setting, the sound of the rain New Years with Dick Clark, or Park Avenue You never remind me of Sir Lancelot My memory of him is totally shot King Midas touch, not much next to you 'Cause if the truth be known When we're alone Than every single thing about you Reminds me of only you You never remind me of gods that are Greek My dear, And though I may hang on each word that you speak It's clear Ahead and behind me I lose track of all events And as a consequence, you are my present tense You never remind me of anyone who Reminds me of anyone other than you Compare though I will, I still can't equate 'Cause when you're here with me Then vis-á-vis You raise the heat repeatedly So if I forget to recall Remind me again, that's all

Inner Voice

ADAM SANDLER "Stan And Judy's Kid"
I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses I got a ten story mansion on the beach With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much cash That to me Paris Hilton is poor white trash I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a year If people piss me off I can make 'em disappear Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the news The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues And how did I get to be the man that I am? A god among men, only without the tan It's simple, every time I have to make a choice I just listen to my little inner voice, and he says "Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to your nostrils" OK "Steal all the milk from all the supermarkets and put it back in the cows" Alright "Find out which species of rodent is the most flammable" OK "Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw and Regis Philbin" Yeah! So how do I explain my little cranial expressions Intuition, premonition, or demonic possession? It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know 'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold Benz I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible friends "Record an all-banjo Falco tribute album" Done, and done. "Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to your face, and prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'" OK "There's no reason not to have sex with a cheese grater." Hmm, no, I suppose not. "Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell your doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'" He's become my best friend, sticks with me to the end Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles again And he's always by my side, every minute, every hour Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower Still I can't complain 'cause he made me rich And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me itch If it seems weird remember the voice made me do it I don't question what he says I just get up and get to it "Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next seven years and mail a report to the President with a note saying 'Here!'" Good idea "It's time to find out what urinal cakes taste like" If you say so "Get a black and white horizontally striped suit, a mask, and a bowling ball with a small length of rope hanging from it, and tiptoe around the airport." Sounds like fun "How old does a baby need to be before it's too big to fit down the toilet?" I don't know. Let's find out. "Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase video tapes." Will do So to that guy in my head I just wanna say thanks For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable watch And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major duckets If it wasn't for him I'd still be processing McNuggets So when life makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed Just listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say "Fat people are full of toys. Go get some!" Yeah! "Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark licking warm margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions, pez, and lint." With pleasure! "If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved down a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now." Yeah, I guess so. "Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac thing to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a cop pulls you over, roll down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'" You got it! "Move to New Jersey and become a comedy rap artist." Oh... do I have to?

Anywhere You Run To

DIANA ROSS "Silk Electric"
(David Roberts) Who will be the one you run to Whenever it's dark and cold outside And where will you go When you need a place to hide Baby, did you know that I'd loved you still But I won't relax until You're back in my arms Can't you see that my love is real Darling, anywhere you run to I will be right behind you And you know I'll find you Anywhere you run to I will be right behind you 'Cause I must remind you I would sail a boat across the sea I would fly a plane to wherever you may be Think you should know That my love can only grow But if it's the last thing that I'll ever do I swear that I'll make it back to you Before you leave There's one thing that you must believe Darling, anywhere you run to I will be right behind you And you know I'll find you Anywhere you run to I will be right behind you 'Cause I must remind you I would sail a boat across the sea I would fly a plane to wherever you may be Think you should know That my love can only grow But if it's the last thing that I'll ever do I swear that I'll make it back to you Before you leave There's one thing that you must believe Darling, anywhere you run to I will be right behind you And you know I'll find you Anywhere you run to I will be right behind you 'Cause I must remind you Anywhere you run to I will be right behind you And you know I'll find you Anywhere you run to I will be right behind you 'Cause I must remind you Anywhere you run to I will be right behind you And you know I'll find you...

My Old Thang

JAE MILLZ "Dead Presidents 2"
[Intro:] Mean girl It reminds me that you know Mean girl It reminds me that you know Yea, I'm a be straight forward with this one baby I'm gon cut no corners Might as well get this out the way [Verse 1:] It's like every other day or night You on that Don King shit, tryna start a fight I gave you things that you never seen in yo life You left in my grains, I couldn't sleep right I just wanted to keep gifts on your dresser You just wanted to raise my fuckin blood pressure I put you on with things like Alexandra Wang Crocodile handbags, I showed you other lanes Now I heard you with a ball playa Tell him I ain't mad at all playa They say one man's trash is another man's treasure But it's still trash though I know I'm an asshole but you don't really wanna hear what I think of your ass hoe I'll give you a pass though Throwing dirt on my name, hoping that it spread out Same girls you throwing dirt too thirsty when the club night out [Hook:] Thought I found love, got my soul changed I'm on some new shit, fuck all my old thing I got a new attitude like Patty And a new bad bitch to call me daddy Thought I found love, got my soul changed I'm on some new shit, fuck my old thing [Verse 2:] They say it ain't no sunshine when she's gone But what if it wasn't no sunshine when she was dead My mom said she bumped into you last week I told er might sound odd but I don't even care No multiple choice but baby check me out I got a new girl better than the devil's child She got her own house, her own BM Dub And she don't be all groupied out, when she out up in them clubs Real nigga, til the end of my days Hell yea, I meant my feelings bitch, I feel played I'm a hustler, you had me looking like a sucker So I say this with all of my heart, motherfuck ya I was your ladder, you was just another girl I made you matter I would wish you the best but honestly I don't So catch amnesia next time you think bout hittin my phone [Hook:] Thought I found love, got my soul changed I'm on some new shit, fuck all my old thing I got a new attitude like Patty And a new bad bitch to call me daddy Thought I found love, got my soul changed I'm on some new shit, fuck my old thing [Outro:] Mean girl It reminds me that you know Mean girl It reminds me that you know Real talk tho Mean girl It reminds me that you know Mean girl It reminds me that you know

Karma

RICK SPRINGFIELD "Karma"
(Springfield) I drop a stone into the ocean, every choice, another turn of the screw, Another wheel set in motion, with every single thing I do It's there in the air that I breathe, it's in my whisper and scream Inside everything I believe, and it's all gonna come around someday As the smallest stream runs to a river and every river runs to the sea So every bit of love that I give to another, You know that I believe it comes back to me There is no absolution whether I'm the garden or the rose If I ain't part of the solution... yeah you know how that goes You can always leave but you bring it all back home someday Every single thing I say, everyone I betray Any love that I take when I do not make it in return Every thing I do and every time I've been unfaithful too all the things that I believe are lessons I must learn

My Kinda Party

JASON ALDEAN "My Kinda Party"
[Verse 1:] I worked all week. Cleaned up clean cut and clean shaved. I got the cover off the '68. I fire it up and let them horses sing. A little pretty thing. A little tan-legged Georgia dream. She’s a rockin’ them holey jeans. Baby what you got goin’ on Saturday? You know words got it there’s gonna be a party Out of town about half a mile. Four wheel drives and big mud tires. Muscadine wine [Chorus:] Oh baby you can find me. In the back of a jacked up tailgate. Sittin’ ‘round watchin’ all these pretty things. Get down in that Georgia clay. And I’ll find peace. At the bottom of a real tall cold drink. I'm chillin' to some Skynyrd and some old Hank. Lets get this thing started. It’s my kinda party. [Verse 2:] If you wanna drink, Go baby just do your thing. Give up your keys. Hell why drive when you can stay with me? And then after while we’ll sneak away from the bonfire. Walk by the moonlight and down to the riverside. Gotcha sippin' on some moonshine. Baby if you're in the mood you can settle for a one night rodeo, You can be my tan-legged Juliet, I’ll be your Redneck Romeo. [Repeat Chorus x2] Ya'll ready for this? Ya'll gonna turn it on up.

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