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LESS THAN JAKE lyrics

Cheez

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Everyone to the bar Don't call me Rich dont call me George Just call me Cheez thats who I am Don't call me Rich dont call me George Just call me Cheez thats who I am Don't call me Rich dont call me George just call me Cheez thats who I am But not Rich not George I'm Cheez Civilized? Until the keg runs dry and he's tried to drink from 9 to 5 and then from 5 to 9 always drunk and going crazy always drunk going crazy you'd better believe it Don't call me Rich dont call me George Just call me Cheez thats who I am Don't call me Rich dont call me George Just call me Cheez thats who I am Don't call me Rich dont call me George just call me Cheez thats who I am But not Rich not George I'm Cheez Chesterfield where the keg's never dry it's always filled have another beer with fear have another beer or two then he'll show you his cheez tattoo always drunk going crazy you'd better believe it Don't call me Rich dont call me George Just call me Cheez thats who I am Don't call me Rich dont call me George Just call me Cheez thats who I am Don't call me Rich dont call me George just call me Cheez thats who I am But not Rich not George I'm Cheez ay ya ya ya cinco de mustache the kids that are hip they grow hair on their lip they don't have their razors and don't give a shit they grow and grow and grow so let your mustache show oh yeah oh yeah whoo!

Call Me

TWEET "Southern Hummingbird"
Shake it, Shake it Shake it, Shake it Shake it, Shake it Bounce, Bounce Bounce, Bounce Baby you the man Cause you put it on me And in the morning I roll over and feel you touching on me I got another man But he ain't like you And I cant be your baby mama Though I'd like to C-C-C-C-C-Call me real late at night When my man's asleep And take a red eye To the west side up and down my spine And let you feel what you've been missing I'm so bonafide Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something Baby, take my hand When you're feeling lonely It don't matter where you're at Just let me put it on you I got another man But he aint like you And I cant be your baby mother Though I'd like to C-C-C-C-Call me at the break of dawn I'll be sure to meet you with no panties on We can slip and slide We can take a ride And feel the love that you've been missin I'm so bonafide Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something You can call me You can call me Call me Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something

Pay For Your Gas Or Lose Your I.d.

Group X
going down the street doing really fast you want to do a race win 1st place not last so you decide that you need some gas fly into 7-11 like baseball pass so you pump 2, 3, 4 gallons you decide you need some more keep doing 5, 6 and a half then i look at you and you start to laugh i think to myself what is funny you get in your car because you forgot your money so i run offside and try to punch you in the tummy but youre gone like the sun, when its not sunny gummi bears, bananas, pears, underwears, i dont care what you wanna buy but dont try me pay for your gas or lose your i.d. PAY FOR YOUR GAS OR WE CALL THE POLICE PAY FOR YOUR GAS OR WE CALL THE COPS PAY FOR YOUR GAS OR YOU LOSE YOUR I.D. SCHMIGHT BE GROUP X AND WE DONT STOP you want a chocolate so you try to shoplift better stop it you did not see the hidden camera, anderson pamela one is in my store, one id like to be rammin'a jammin' a rhyme about this one time a kid 'hoplifted a soda, lemon-lime i saw him but he did not knew i saw him so i got a pencil and tried to draw him this way the police would know who he was and he would be off the list of santa claus no more fatpants in fireplace biggity-bomb destroy entire place i see you on the street and dont say hello then run, jump, hit you with elbow in the eye so dont try me pay for your gas or lose your i.d. PAY FOR YOUR SODA OR WE CALL THE POLICE PAY FOR YOUR SODA OR WE CALL THE COPS PAY FOR YOUR SODA OR YOU LOSE YOUR I.D. SCHMIGHT BE GROUP X AND WE DONT STOP

Never Thought

JA RULE "R.U.L.E."
[Chorus] (I never thought) That you would fall in love with this side of me first (That I'd be) Intrigued with the thought of the gift and the curse (Without ya) And now your heart broke and it's making it worse (Why Me, Why Me) WHY ME (I never thought) That you would be involved with a nigga like I (That I'd be) Scared to look passion right in it's eyes (Without ya) And when you found love it was nothing but lies (Why Me, Why Me) Why, who would've thought [Verse] What the fuck is ya hobby mami highway robbery cuz u got enough jewelry on ya body to buy a Farari i'm like Ruben i'm sorry but I dont studder matter fact call me Frank Love cuz i'd love to fuck ya she said slow baby dont rush I promise if u be patient i'll let u tear it up and nigga sho nuff we decided to keep in touch with each other u feel me I didnt know we'd be touching ?? i'm surious, and i'm so sincure my object is to stay in the clear cuz we find fuck and flee these broads round here I done made so many women shed so many tears sittin home all alone getting drunk off of shots of bathome decided to call let her feelings be known in a slurred tone, she said I always get what I want and what I want is u, but I dont get it cuz... [Chorus] Girl our, situation is getting a little out of my hands u calling me constant telling bitches that i'm ya man I thought we was just friends conversating gettin to know one another on a friendly basis lets face it we from two different worlds that dont collide but when they do the crash is more like a biz-omb your favorite seasons bigati and mines is summer u use credit I rubber band wrap my hundreds what we got in common is minimal right next to nothin and I think that's whats subliminally keepin u comin back to the one u been fuckin but never thought you'd be fuckin how often do u think about the awkwardness of it I know u love it to say the least and I aint just sayin that contrary to some beliefs opposites attract and my track record is something to be expected money cash hoes u know how it goes [Chorus] Who would have thought that something so simple would turn out to be detriminal now i'm feeling like i'm caught in the middle of this love triangle between she me and reality reality is tellin us that we could never be cuz I come from the streets and u come from a rich family but I dont think that your family would understand me it's the little things u overlook when you're around me drugs guns bitches and needless to say you're a pimp in your own way baby you're makin it hard for me to look in your eyes and tell u to move on i'm gone (i'm gone) but then i'm back again money and good pussy's a fatal attraction for men she hits me every night quarter past ten and with every call her voice got a little more intense now we involved and it really dont make no sense so be careful what u ask for u just might get it biaaaatch! [Chorus]

One Call Away

JLS
Im only one call away from you Im only one call away from you And when you dont know what to do Just pick up the phone You know This isnt good bye, not even a break I know its not one that we wanted to take But ill be home, soon I hope youll wait for me Like I wait for you, ooo [Pre-Chorus] Its only gunna be a while, a while Cant be away from your smile long No matter where I go I wont let us go Im already missing my best friend [Chorus] Im only one call away from you Im only one call away from you And when you dont know what to do Just pick up the phone You know Im never too far Im never too far Im never too far, from you Im never too far Im never too far Im never too far, from you This isnt goodbye but your crying Wanna wipe the tears from your eyes Girl Im trying To hold you down down down But its hard, its so hard. [Pre-Chorus] Its only gunna be a while, a while Cant be away from your smile long No matter where I go I wont let us go Im already missing my best friend [Chorus] Im only one call away from you Im only one call away from you And when you dont know what to do Just pick up the phone You know Im never too far Im never too far Im never too far, from you Im never too far Im never too far Im never too far, from you No one said that this would be easy Im missing you so much, girl believe me No one said that this would be easy Im missing my best friend

There Is A War

LEONARD COHEN "New Skin For The Old Ceremony"
There is a war between the rich and poor, a war between the man and the woman. There is a war between the ones who say there is a war and the ones who say there isn't. Why don't you come on back to the war, that's right, get in it, why don't you come on back to the war, it's just beginning. Well I live here with a woman and a child, the situation makes me kind of nervous. Yes, I rise up from her arms, she says 'I guess you call this love'; I call it service. Why don't you come on back to the war, don't be a tourist, why don't you come on back to the war, before it hurts us, why don't you come on back to the war, let's all get nervous. You cannot stand what I've become, you much prefer the gentleman I was before. I was so easy to defeat, I was so easy to control, I didn't even know there was a war. Why don't you come on back to the war, don't be embarrassed, why don't you come on back to the war, you can still get married. There is a war between the rich and poor, a war between the man and the woman. There is a war between the left and right, a war between the black and white, a war between the odd and the even. Why don't you come on back to the war, pick up your tiny burden, why don't you come on back to the war, let's all get even, why don't you come on back to the war, can't you hear me speaking

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