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LESS THAN JAKE lyrics

Cheese Is Who I Am

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(everyone to the bar!) dont call me rich, dont call me george, just call me cheese thats who i am, dont call me rich, dont call me george, just call me cheese thats who i am, dont call me rich, dont call me george, just call me cheese thats who i am im not rich, im not george, im cheese! civilized, untill the keg runs dry, and hes tryed to drink from 9 to 5, and live from 5 to 9, always drunk and goin' crazy, always drunk goin' crazy you better believe it! dont call me rich, dont call me george, just call me cheese thats who i am! dont call me rich, dont call me george, just call me cheese thats who i am! dont call me rich, dont call me george, just call me cheese thats who i am! not rich, not george, im cheese chesterfield, where the kegs never dry its always filled, have another beer or two, yeah have another beer or two, He'll show you his cheese tattoo. Always drunk and going crazy, You'd better believe it. dont call me rich, dont call me george, just call me cheese thats who i am! dont call me rich, dont call me george, just call me cheese thats who i am! dont call me rich, dont call me george, just call me cheese thats who i am! Not Richard Allen George, I'm Cheeze! (Aye, aye, aye, aye! Sinco-de-Mustache! The kids that are hip, they grow hair on their lip. They don't have a razor, they don't give a shit. They grow, and grow, and grow... So let your mustache show! Oh! Yea!)

Pay For Your Gas Or Lose Your I.d.

Group X
going down the street doing really fast you want to do a race win 1st place not last so you decide that you need some gas fly into 7-11 like baseball pass so you pump 2, 3, 4 gallons you decide you need some more keep doing 5, 6 and a half then i look at you and you start to laugh i think to myself what is funny you get in your car because you forgot your money so i run offside and try to punch you in the tummy but youre gone like the sun, when its not sunny gummi bears, bananas, pears, underwears, i dont care what you wanna buy but dont try me pay for your gas or lose your i.d. PAY FOR YOUR GAS OR WE CALL THE POLICE PAY FOR YOUR GAS OR WE CALL THE COPS PAY FOR YOUR GAS OR YOU LOSE YOUR I.D. SCHMIGHT BE GROUP X AND WE DONT STOP you want a chocolate so you try to shoplift better stop it you did not see the hidden camera, anderson pamela one is in my store, one id like to be rammin'a jammin' a rhyme about this one time a kid 'hoplifted a soda, lemon-lime i saw him but he did not knew i saw him so i got a pencil and tried to draw him this way the police would know who he was and he would be off the list of santa claus no more fatpants in fireplace biggity-bomb destroy entire place i see you on the street and dont say hello then run, jump, hit you with elbow in the eye so dont try me pay for your gas or lose your i.d. PAY FOR YOUR SODA OR WE CALL THE POLICE PAY FOR YOUR SODA OR WE CALL THE COPS PAY FOR YOUR SODA OR YOU LOSE YOUR I.D. SCHMIGHT BE GROUP X AND WE DONT STOP

Call Me

TWEET "Southern Hummingbird"
Shake it, Shake it Shake it, Shake it Shake it, Shake it Bounce, Bounce Bounce, Bounce Baby you the man Cause you put it on me And in the morning I roll over and feel you touching on me I got another man But he ain't like you And I cant be your baby mama Though I'd like to C-C-C-C-C-Call me real late at night When my man's asleep And take a red eye To the west side up and down my spine And let you feel what you've been missing I'm so bonafide Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something Baby, take my hand When you're feeling lonely It don't matter where you're at Just let me put it on you I got another man But he aint like you And I cant be your baby mother Though I'd like to C-C-C-C-Call me at the break of dawn I'll be sure to meet you with no panties on We can slip and slide We can take a ride And feel the love that you've been missin I'm so bonafide Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something You can call me You can call me Call me Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something Call me Ooo, when you need me Baby, you dont have to worry Call me We can do something

Never Thought

JA RULE "R.U.L.E."
[Chorus] (I never thought) That you would fall in love with this side of me first (That I'd be) Intrigued with the thought of the gift and the curse (Without ya) And now your heart broke and it's making it worse (Why Me, Why Me) WHY ME (I never thought) That you would be involved with a nigga like I (That I'd be) Scared to look passion right in it's eyes (Without ya) And when you found love it was nothing but lies (Why Me, Why Me) Why, who would've thought [Verse] What the fuck is ya hobby mami highway robbery cuz u got enough jewelry on ya body to buy a Farari i'm like Ruben i'm sorry but I dont studder matter fact call me Frank Love cuz i'd love to fuck ya she said slow baby dont rush I promise if u be patient i'll let u tear it up and nigga sho nuff we decided to keep in touch with each other u feel me I didnt know we'd be touching ?? i'm surious, and i'm so sincure my object is to stay in the clear cuz we find fuck and flee these broads round here I done made so many women shed so many tears sittin home all alone getting drunk off of shots of bathome decided to call let her feelings be known in a slurred tone, she said I always get what I want and what I want is u, but I dont get it cuz... [Chorus] Girl our, situation is getting a little out of my hands u calling me constant telling bitches that i'm ya man I thought we was just friends conversating gettin to know one another on a friendly basis lets face it we from two different worlds that dont collide but when they do the crash is more like a biz-omb your favorite seasons bigati and mines is summer u use credit I rubber band wrap my hundreds what we got in common is minimal right next to nothin and I think that's whats subliminally keepin u comin back to the one u been fuckin but never thought you'd be fuckin how often do u think about the awkwardness of it I know u love it to say the least and I aint just sayin that contrary to some beliefs opposites attract and my track record is something to be expected money cash hoes u know how it goes [Chorus] Who would have thought that something so simple would turn out to be detriminal now i'm feeling like i'm caught in the middle of this love triangle between she me and reality reality is tellin us that we could never be cuz I come from the streets and u come from a rich family but I dont think that your family would understand me it's the little things u overlook when you're around me drugs guns bitches and needless to say you're a pimp in your own way baby you're makin it hard for me to look in your eyes and tell u to move on i'm gone (i'm gone) but then i'm back again money and good pussy's a fatal attraction for men she hits me every night quarter past ten and with every call her voice got a little more intense now we involved and it really dont make no sense so be careful what u ask for u just might get it biaaaatch! [Chorus]

That's It, I Quit

Dr. Feelgood "Be Seeing You"
We used have our time together. We used to party with each other. Now you stall when I call. Dont wanna know when I say go. And when I see you on the street Listen to me little creep, ......that's it, I quit. You used to look just like a queen, Kinda soft, kinda mean. Now you jst look dirty. Say you're twenty but you're thirty. Wearing a diamond ring where did you get that thing,......that's it, I quit. [SOLO] 12 bars [Bridge] When I call you at home at your personal phone .....number. dont get in a rage when I hear its engaged. I just wanna know who you are lying under, its a rap... Dont want to see you anymore. Aint gonna walk in any trap. Like I told you once before. You think you're so flash, The way you get your cash, ......that's it, I quit. [SOLO] 12 bars [Bridge] When I call you at home, at your personal phone .....number. dont get in a rage when I hear its engaged. I just wanna know who your are lying under, its a rap... Dont want to see you anymore. Aint gonna walk in any trap. Like I told you once before. You think you're so flash, The way you get you cash, ......that's it, I quit. You think you're so flash, The way you get you cash, ......that's it, I quit.

Tha Problem (Skit)

CASSIDY "Split Personality"
[Bell rings, door opens]... [Arab Man singing]... [Cassidy] Aye yo my man, My man [Arab Man] 1 second, 1 second, Iss my part, iss my part of the Song, 1 sec [Cassidy] Yo come on man, I'm gunna late man, [Arab Man] Why you beeing disrespectful, Why you come in my store, You dont ring my bell, ([Cassidy:] Dog,dog,dog) You dont wipe your feet on the carpet, What the fuck, Mine, see my rug, rub, [Cassidy] Fall back, Fall back, I need a chicken cheese steak man, [Arab Man] I dont have chicken any cheese what, ([Cassidy:] dog) Number 1 five, What the combo, What do you want, The special or the moovle, [Cassidy] I dont know what number it is man, Chicken cheese steak man, ([Arab Man:] i have 1,2,3) Chicken Cheese steak man, Salt, pepper, ketchup, mayonaise, And fried onions, ([Arab Man:] i dont have eggs, and and) Throw some cheese fries in there Too man, [Arab: talkin gibberish] 1 second [Cassidy:] Throw some cheese fries in there too [Arab:] Okay, 1 second [singing] [Cassidy:] HURRY UP!! [Arab:] I'm done as quick as this [Cassidy:] What the fuck is this! [Arab:] Thats my special philly cheese steak for the for the man [Cassidy:] dog this aint no philly cheese steak man [Arab:] this is for the hood, i make this for the hood [Cassidy:] this aint no philly cheese steak, Dog you aint even from Philly, [Arab:] Where the fuck are you from, i'm from here, [Cassidy:] Nigga i'm from philly nigga, where the fuck are you form! [Arab: (teasing)] [Cassidy:] Well I'm kell pipe nigga [Arab:] Nigga i got pipes too, fuck [Cassidy:] fuck is this shit [Arab:] i'm from philly so you dont like it then go home, thats where my steaks is from [Cassidy:] what the fuck is wrong wit u man! [Arab:] next time, just take it easy, and ordee the combo!! [Cassidy:] man fuck you and ya combo

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