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LESS THAN JAKE lyrics

Asaok

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This song is for everyone that said i was programmed, part wired, that i'd self-destruct They'd say i was destined to always be desperate say i was destined to always fuck up and i was voted the first one crumble and break I'd never have a chance the biggest waste But now i'm the one whos laughing last Because you're the one who keeps looking back you're the one thats faded away But i say this song is for everyone that said i was programmed, part wired, that i's self-destruct they'd say i was destined to always be desperate say i was destined to always fuck up and i was voted the first one to crumble and break I'd never have a chance the biggest watse but now i'm the one whos laughing last because you're the one who keeps looking back you'e the one thats faded away faded away faded away!

Darwin's Children

EDWIN MCCAIN "Misguided Roses"
Seven million years of progress handed down on silver wings Of gossamer and protein still we haven't learned a thing Are we caught up in our anger, locked up in our rage In the opera of selection on this our earthly stage And Charlie's spinning laughing, laughing in his grave Laughing at the prophecy, the prophecy he gave Can we spread our wings like angels, can we break out of the grind Are we destined to be Darwin's children this time The ribbons of our cigarettes vanish in the ai rIn the glow of our great teacher we sit and blankly stare And the sky could open up and what would we have to say Something cute about burning out, better than fading away And Charlie's spinning laughing, laughing in his grave Laughing at the prophecy, the prophecy he gave Can we spread our wings like angels, can we break out of the grind Are we destined to be Darwin's children this time On the wings of invention now we hurdle toward our fate As sure as the sunset burns Collective resignation, evolutionary fate When will we ever learn And Charlie's spinning laughing, laughing in his grave Laughing at the prophecy, the prophecy he gave Can we spread our wings like angels, can we break out of the grind Are we destined to be Darwin's children this time

Hova Song (Outro)

JAY-Z "Vol. 3... Life And Times Of S. Carter"
[Jay-Z] Who ever thought young Shawn Carter would change the game Used to rap to the raindrops off my window pane Duckin the plain cops, pushin indo and 'caine At the kitchen table late night, no pen, just my brain First album niggaz love me cause they thought I was poor Guess I'm successful; industry don't love me no more Well I'm the same nigga from your corner, bubblin raw Skully tilted, pants saggin, damn near touchin the floor And I come with do-rags to your so-called awards T-shirt with my chain out like fuck y'all all Retrospect ain't been the same since I lost my dad He's still alive, but still fuck you, don't cross my path A&R's had me feelin like moss in the drab So I turned the league out with 'Reasonable Doubt' Get your CD's out, let's go, song for song I'm the illest nigga doin it til y'all prove me wrong Do you believe It's Hova the God, uhh, uhh, uhh..

Larry Csonka

ACTION BRONSON "Dr. Lecter"
[Intro:] Bronsolino Fuck that sitting-down rap type shit, man I stand up, cause I'm a motherfucking man And I'm motherfucking hot [Verse 1:] Peep it I'm on the third floor, your class was in the basement You know what that means: you got a hint of retardation Well, me too, I'm fully-blown just like the flow, though Spit the silky shit that's ankle-length like a kimono Uh, sharp instruments to rock like a fossil Shotty for the haters, that's trimmed off at the nostrils Well, me and Docker eating dinner at the brothel Never sniff that blanco, that's word to OJ's Bronco Cop a Dutch and break it open, overfill it I'm rollin' in the car, it may be shaky, never spill it, though Cause when I rhyme, I feel possessed by El Espirito Encounters of a Third Kind, X-Rays on the visual Ginger ale and hot sauce: two things I live by I'm such a chill guy, but fuck around and, yes, you will die Green DeVille, right, green drugs, but hold the serum Rub the things together, then you clear 'em, flatline The prosciutto, olives from Tunisia Drums are hittin' hard because they chopped up like a cleaver And yes I'm smokin' all the reefer The night creeper I love the pussy really tight, that's with a light Caesar Can it be that I'm the Golden Child, the Chosen One The piggies saying freeze, but every time they did I chose to run Takin' that attachment on the nozzle like a soldier's gun Hide behind the boulder, silver bullet through you shoulder, son Crack the pepper over thin crust that's handmade I'm stayin' strapped just like the Air Raid Yo, take a taste of my nuts Know they sweet just like the candy Thick and the same color as Band-Aid, understand me? I built this building, they came and then I dropped it Two hour flights to Heathrow up in the Concorde Fermented grapes up in my glass that bear the same name I'm working hard because that's what I need to maintain Killer Queens is on the rise, so understand me Ain't never stoppin' 'til there's Grammy in a room for my family Also known as a den Post and toast with Lauren Posing for pictures, kicking scriptures that form up a phlegm [Interlude:] Uh, let me take a little break fam I'm fucking straight out of surgery, man I need a little break When I come back in, I'm a come back in hard, though I promise you that (Look at my motherfucking shoulders, son) [Verse 2:] Yo I'm diving in like Louganis I'm aiming right for that anus Trying to give her a payment to rent the pussy like Avis Peace to Shaevitz & Shaevitz My rhymes are seasoned for flavor Fuck with shorties that's in shape, they got the V like they Vega Ah ha, Animal Style, flippin' like a flipjack You heard the cat rap, like animal's fear from a rat, got Ankle length, that's suede, the jacket Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke Do the Chatatimmy Shimmy like a crackhead No one compare to me, lampin' with my tangerine I'm fiend out, so I'm bangin' on the tambourine Yo, bring the drugs and call me when you on the corner And I'm a send the doja down in case they run up on ya Your style is celibate, I'm elegant, trust My style is liver and I'm ivory like a elephant tusk Swirl the wine inside the glass that got the delicate musk Shoe be pointy at the toe, closin' down the show Poison be the flow, got the boysenberry blow Finnish on the women That mean the bitch from Finland Her tits are bonkers Chilling in the chakras Rollers in her hair, I'm running through it, Larry Csonka [Outro:] Bronsolino You don't even know who fucking Larry Csonka is, man Get the fuck off my weed leaf Pussy

A Moment Of Silence

STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO "Everything Goes Numb"
a moment of silence please for those who never get the chance they show up to the party but they're never asked to dance the losers the liars the bastards the thieves the cynicists, the pessimists and those that don't believe in nothing i never met a loser that i didn't see eye to eye with, i declare i stare into your eyes but you look right past me into the air what's it like to stand in your shoes? to have never felt the belt of somebody's abuse? i take the bottle and i tip it to all my heroes that have passed alas, you have left us but your stories they will last uninspired by the recruiting call independent we stand indepentend we fall so tell me: how long do you think you can go before you lose it all? before they call you bluff and watch you fall? i don't know but i'd like to think i had control at some point but i let it go and lost my soul sit tight but the revolution's years away i'm losing faith and i'm running low on things to say so i guess i have no choice but to regurgitate the tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite oh! to have died that night i realized it wouldn't last! our days were numbered and the reaper tipped the hourglass the final mayday of our sinking ship had come and passed oh! to the west, you don't know what it is you're running from and everybody's laughing loud your last chance to make your mother and father proud oh, oh, oh... a moment of silence please for those who never get the chance they show up to the party but they're never asked to dance the losers the liars the bastards the thieves the cynicists, the pessimists and those that don't believe in nothing they said 'a pox upon your house upon your family and everyone you knew and everyone you'll ever meet' i bet they think we wish we joined when we could but we do what we want we don't do what we should now everybody's laughing because they're thinking they in on something i don't get don't forget i connect and i read every word you said like a child who believes he was wronged if you hate me so much then stop singing my songs so tell me: how long do you think you can go before you lose it all? before they call you bluff and watch you fall? i don't know but i'd like to think i had control at some point but i let it go and lost my soul sit tight but the revolution's years away i'm losing faith and i'm running low on things to say so i guess i have no choice but to regurgitate the tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite oh! to have died that night i realized it wouldn't last! our days were numbered and the reaper tipped the hourglass the final mayday of our sinking ship had come and passed oh! to the west, you don't know what it is you're running from and everybody's laughing loud your last chance to make your mother and father proud oh, oh, oh...

Desperate-Rado

KID ROCK "The Polyfuze Method"
Back in the muther fuckin saddle my six shooter strapped and I'm lookin for a battle Out on the plains I'm just a loner my saddle horn rubs right and yo it's givin me a boner I got thoughts of Annie Oakley but that buck toothed tramp in that last town she broke me And we didn't even fuck I gave my last gold tooth 'n gold nugget to get my dick sucked 3 days out on the frontier and I'd kill for a cheap whore and a barrel of cold beer I need a slut for a service I take a peak at the shiip and they all run away nervous Man I gotta get my rocks off cuz my Wranglers don't fit right unless my cock's soft Long nights by the fire me a Trigger.....go figure [Chorus] I'm a desperate rado didn't take any practice A desperate rado got a cock like a cactus Now I drift through the desert like a wild coyote horny as a toad trippin off peyote Holdin uptrains and gettin goods by the sack I'm known thru out the west as the pie eyed mack And to the law I'm no stranger I'm wanted dead or alive cuz I shot the Lone Ranger And then Tonto tried to get down so I boned his bitch slit hes throat and then I skipped town That's the way I run my show paint towns red fuck hoes and then I lay low I know you think I'm archaic but my dick's like a sword I see pussy and wanna slay it Out on the plains it gets linely sometimes I feel homely new faces new towns no one knows me Guns cocked in my holster u see my face in each town nailed to a pole on a poster I'm always lookin for the quick buck then always blowin my cash on a bitch with a big butt Some say my head's hollow Fuck em....I'm just a [Chorus II] Desperate rado trottin thru the bad lands A desperate rado tokin down with all the cowhands A desperate rado didn't take much practice A desperate rado got a cock like a cactus Now I fuck whores by the scores up ten fold on any fellow in any town I can be found at the local bordello Never yellow never chicken listen for my spurs draggin, and when I'm kickin dust you better circle up the wagons So when I rip thru your town don't be gawkin just tip your hat and Tex keep walkin Cuz I'm a gun slingin top hand fuck with me and you'll go out like Custer at his last stand I'm a low down buckaroo if you leave me alone with your mother then I'll fuck her too Cuz I'm a sidewinding nomad and morals in upbringing is something that I never had Known as the ruff ridin Texan a bad buck from the day of my inception. And I was raised in the poor house my mother kicked me out so she could start a whore house Now since the day I left the corral I've been on a quest for the plant that's called mescal Cuz pale rider once pulled me aside and told me that high was the best way to ride... [Chorus III] Now I'm a desperate rado always lookin for a fight A desperate rado puffin on a peace pipe I'm a desperate rado on the run from the law A desperate rado baddest one you ever saw

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