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KANYE WEST lyrics - College Dropout

The New Workout Plan

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[Intro] You just popped in the Kanye West Get right for the summer workout tape And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly you might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player Man, at least a dude wit' a car So first of all we gon' work on the stomach Nobody wants a little tight ass! [Verse 1] 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me So excuse me miss, I forgot your name Thank you, God bless you, good night I came.. I came... I came.. [Chorus] It's been a week without me and she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but Ain't nothin' to talk about 'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out then maybe we can work it out Work it out (Come on) [4x] Work it out now Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on) [Verse 2] Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet Ooh girl your breath is HARSH Cover your mouth up like you got SARS Off them tracks yea I bought them cars Still killa a nigga on 16 bars We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat Maybe one day girl we can bone so you can brag to all your homies now But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit girl 1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8 All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas [Chorus] It's been a week without me and she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but Ain't nothin' to talk about 'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out then maybe we can work it out Work it out (Come on) [4x] Work it out now Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on) [Interlude: Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background] [Jill] Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player and like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo! [Asandra] My name is Asandra, and I just want to say that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's broke ass no mo' (Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo, Chi-town mo' let's go mo') [Alamae] My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama and I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane [Girl] Thanks to Kanye's workout plan I'm the envy of all my friends See I pulled me a baller man (yeah) And I don't gotta work at the mall again [Beat changes] (Lemme break ya wit' a piece of) My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!) I wanna see you work out (yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah) (It's that old Michael Jackson shit) That's right put in work, move your ass, go bizzerk Get your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve It's Kanye's workout plan I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen) It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself) His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y'all to clap like this) That's right put in work Move your ass, go bizzerk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve (Stop!) It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok bring) I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired) It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya) His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a soul clap ok double time) That's right put in work (Woo!) Move your ass, go bizzerk (Ow! Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!) Get that man you deserve That's right put in work (Put in work) Move your ass, go bizzerk (Go wizzerk) Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert) Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh) That's right put in work (That's right put in work) Move your ass, go bizzerk (Go wizzerk) Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert) Get that man you deserve (Woo!) (Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good) [Applause and cheering] (I appreciate your time) I want to see you work out for me Woah yeah

Work It

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
[Nelly] Let's go [Justin] Get ure something (Uh) Don't say nothing (Don't you say a word) I just want to see you work it (Come on baby work it for me, yeah) That ain't frontin' (No) Show me something (Let me see it girl) I just tried to see you work it (I just wanna see you work it for me yeah) [Nelly] I hear her talking loud But she ain't saying nothing What up wit all the frontin' Come on and show me something You know you wanna do it Go ahead, your man ain't coming Please, do that thang when you dip and keep your hips bumping What up wit all these questions And what you kinda faded You talking to me like you talking to an adolescent I need to jump off, jump off Clothes, come off, come off Heard Maze, Frankie B. And so on, so on Hey, let your waist pop huh When the bass knocks ( yeah ) I flood the watch to the top utill there's no clock Can't even tell the time But you know it's mine What time was it? Ma, it's 20 carats after nine Are you dehydrated? Well, let me quench your thirst, check it But first things first, let's do what we rehearsed Don't get nervous now And show me... break, break it Get up and take a stance And let me see you [Justin] Get ure something(Uh) Don't say nothing (Don't you say a word) I just want to see you work it (Come on baby work it for me, yeah) That ain't frontin' (No) Show me something (Let me see it girl)I just tried to see you work it (I just wanna see you work it for me yeah) [Nelly] She still talking loud, but she ain't saying nothing Why you ain't moving, ma? DJ ain't playing nothing You tell him play this here Until the speakers blow [Justin] (Birthdays... pick a place, baby we can go) [Nelly[ I like your AirMax The shirt wit' no back She showing off her tats You ain't know slightly ghetto, ghetto She boughetto, ‘etto She 5'5, brown eyes in stil-leto, leto (Yeah, yeah) Well did you come alone? Oh you got 2 or 3 That ain't no thang babygirl cuz I got 2 wit me And we gonna all kick it And you about to see Just what a day would be if you was in the ride wit me [Justin] Turnin' on the headlights [Nelly] Then we free [Justin] Burnin' all the red lights [Nelly] Oh, it's full steam ahead And ain't no stoppin' now Now come on here and drop it And he gonna tell you why [Justin] Let's show something (Uh) Don't say nothing (Don't you say a word) I just want to see you work it (Come on baby work it for me, yeah) That ain't frontin' (No) Show me something (Let me see it girl) I just tried to see you work it (I just wanna see you work it for me yeah) [Nelly] Now come on And all my mid west shorties come on do that thang and [Justin] Dance for me, dance for me, yeah [Nelly] And all my down south shorties come on do that thang [Justin] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on [Nelly] And all my east coast shorties come on do that thang, I said [Justin] Dance for me, dance for me, yeah [Nelly] And all my west coast shorties come on do that thang [Justin] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on [Nelly] She still talking loud Hold up, I hear her better now She keep a thong print on in any weather now No sight of her band but I can hear the horns playing Do do do do do do do do do She got me hypnotized Just like that Biggie guy Cuz she's been trying to prove a point since we been inside Can't wait to get it on Just wait till we get home I'm on something... call up partner J [Justin] momma come on [Justin] Let's show something (Uh) Don't say nothing (Come on, don't you say a word) I just want to see you work it (Come on baby work it for me, yeah) That ain't frontin' (No) Show me something (Well let me see it girl) I just tried to see you work it (I just wanna see you work it for me yeah) Uh uh uh uh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh [Justin] I just want to see you work it

Animal House

ANGIE MARTINEZ "Animal House"
[Angie] Welcome to 'Animal House' The animals are in the building It's a new day Angela... Better known as (Angie) (We are animals... Animal House... wut we are... animals) (Angie) Uh yeah uh yeah uh uh uh yeah uh uh [echo] All I could do is give you me if you choose to believe it's on you I live in peace I could sleep but I don't choose I'ma animal the promos, the station, the movies rap Rebecca Lobo I run elbows with people you couldn't a 'Hello' from with a mask and a gun you don't gotta ask how come or where I'm at I work! I wanna make that clear to cats nuttin's free and no you can't run to me, I'm ten years deep you to young for me You could sleep while I drop album #3 and Yeah you could hate but somebody lovein me evidently #1 at 3 with videos on MTV You could learn from me then it's back to the streets can't be serious (Haha that isn't funny) album still sold can't be curious [Chorus] Animals that's how it is that's how we are Walk with our heads up high cuz we Animals-straight beasts 18 hours a day work no sleep We are animals that's how it is that's what we are we are animals Walk with our heads up high cuz we animals- straight beasts 18 hours a day work no sleep [Sacario] You ain't know em like the highway patrol I stay on a roll like Joe Smooth on your back I got creative control A vocal coach shows singas how to flow when our engineers songs we verb highs and lows if the shyt ain't clear This year I hope you chose to retire or expire cuz what I propose is a resonation Cuz the animals is aqua now and all your deticated fans is rolling with me now I gotta lock to the 5 0 1 n 3 now you gotta watch you can rhyme doin them free styles I rather not just do it I make records and write sixteen bars in 500 seconds It's Sacario AKA Mr. Guntalo BDS news track my spins is a problem so BMI throw me parties my publicin is lots a dough we animals get me and “ang' espacio [Chorus] [Angie] Look I'ma professional (ima professional) I'm not stressing you I do what's best for me you do what's beast for you (best for you) I'm not concerned with the bullshyt never was (never was) I'm wouldn't check that respect that I meant cuz bloods, kings, nietas, and zulus (zulus) all over this world most who do you I put in work interviews, shows, promos, rehearseals, reverse moves, (all a that) shows back to interviews No time for self, (none nigga) drive through diner no time for my health (i'm dyin'… hehe) I wonder how I'm serviving my self (angie OG baby got the title in belt Queen (quueeeeeeeeeeeeeeen) of hip-hop radio through the many years blood sweatin tears (be clear) happy to be here on the sequel I'm still working' I know you got hate in your blood it's still hurtin' [Chorus x2]

Bucket List

JACK & JACK
Don't need a visa, when you're flyin' private, noooo Boats, planes, trains, yeah, man you know I'm on it, you know I'm on it New 458 dripping wet paint Ride down the interstate Money like trevi fountain Foreign money stay countin' Livin' life like a bucket list Livin' like I never miss House white with a picket fence Feelin' like the prince of egypt Showin' love at the kodak theater All the truest ones gonna be there Captain of the ship in the bay, Loatin' in the dead sea that's how we play I live the dream you'll never see One kill the game quite like me I'll be livin' it up, fillin' my cup, yeah And I just got paid gonna go off Way I been livin' just ain't enough Imma start doin' me, yeah This world is so beautiful Want to go see it all Come travel around with me, me Through the days and the nights We work to make it right Now come get lost with me, me Ever since I was a kid When I grew up I knew I wanted a rolly on my wrist And a brand new whip, that I could show off to my friends But that's just how it is, when you're livin' life like a bucket list Overseas or domestic, it doesn't really matter Cuz wherever we go you know we impressin' And imma teach the world a lesson On what it means to be the person That goes beyond what's expected Achievin' new goals every week That's just how it goes we don't sleep We work around the clock all day Because we seek a future, where we can do just what we please And I need this, I want this, so imma make sure that I get it And when I'm dead and gone, I hope they singin' our songs And I'll be lookin' down like no way we did it, Like no way we did it, like no one has done it Changin' the world maybe bein' iconic What we've always wanted, but we ain't even gotten started, yeah So I mm a take it right back to my childhood I never knew I'd catch flame like I'm firewood But now I'm cracklin' and sizzlin' and even though it's December and imma kill it cold blood like a tiger would So let's get it now I live the dream you'll never see One kill the game quite like me I'll be livin' it up, fillin' my cup, yeah And I just got paid gonna go off Way I been livin' just ain't enough Imma start doin' me, yeah This world is so beautiful Want to go see it all Come travel around with me, me Through the days and the nights We work to make it right Now come get lost with me, me So take all that passion Turn it into action Don't want no stress on tension You're gonna be a legend Will you open up your eyes, yeah I live the dream you'll never see One kill the game quite like me I'll be livin' it up, fillin' my cup, yeah And I just got paid gonna go off Way I been livin' just ain't enough Imma start doin' me, yeah This world is so beautiful Want to go see it all Come travel around with me, me Through the days and the nights We work to make it right Now come get lost with me, me

Feels Like Work

DARRYL WORLEY "Hard Rain Don't Last"
Feels Like Work All day long I break my back To keep this company in the black There's gotta be an end to all this labor When I hear that whistle blow I can't wait to see your smiling face and Lose myself in your embrace But lately every day when I walk in Oh it feels like work again So maybe we should find ourselves a mountain top A little place to stop for awhile Get above the things that made us feel this way Hey, a day or two and we'll come back in style Just a little time together Oh, it's bound to make things better Till the weight of this old world starts closing in And it feels like work again Now life, it ain't no fairy tale And I guess we know all too well How sometimes it can get a little crazy Yeah, that's the way it is So we just keep on going But there's peace of mind in knowing We can run off somewhere every now and then When it feels like work again So baby we should find ourselves a mountain top A little place to stop for awhile Get above the things that made us feel this way Hey, a day or two and we'll come back in style Just a little time together Oh, it's bound to make things better Till the weight of this old world starts closing in And it feels like work again Yeah, we just keep on going 'Cause there's peace of mind in knowing We can run off somewhere every now and then When it feels like work again Yeah when it feels like work again

180 Degrees

NOFX "So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes"
It's so easy to defend the Status Quo with everyone so cool and cynical But when you see the end don't justify the means It's just that 180 degrees The great thing about bein' a human The ability to reason But reasoning don't work when no one cares 2 parts apathy, one part despair Guess what, this might come as a surprise I'll no longer roll my eyes A change of heart to let the conscience breath One quick twist, just 180 degrees Yeah, I now know the right thing to do Yeah, anti tradition tried and true Yeah, a world where wrong has right of way Yeah, fuck that world, fuck that heirarchy Go ahead, work, waste your life away Fuck that world, go fuck that right away

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