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Joseph lyrics

Stone The Crowes

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(Pharaoh Ensemble) Well I was wandering along by the banks of the river When seven fat cows came up out of the Nile, uh-huh And right behind these fine healthy animals came Seven other cows, skinny and vile, uh-huh Well the thin cows ate the fat cows which IThought would do them good, uh-huh But it didn't make them fatter like such A monster supper should Well the thin cows were as thin As they had ever, ever, ever been Well this dream has got me baffled Hey, Joseph, won't you tell me what it means? Well you know that kings ain't stupid But I don't have a clue So don't be cruel Joseph Help me I beg of you Well I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, uh-huh They were ripe, they were golden and You've guessed it,Right behind them came seven other ears Tattered and torn, uh-huh Well the bad corn ate the good corn They came up from behind yes they did Now Joseph here's the punch line It's really gonna blow your mind, baby Well the bad corn was as bad as it had ever, ever ever been Well this dream has got me all shook up Treat me nice and tell me what it means Hey, hey, hey Joseph Won't you tell poor old Pharaoh What does this crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy dream mean? Oh, yeah

Son Of Your Father

ELTON JOHN "Tumbleweed Connection"
I'll catch the tramline in the morning With your leave Van Bushell said He had further heard the cock crow As he stumbled out the shed Then blind Joseph came towards him With a shotgun in his arms He said you'll pay me twenty dollars Before you leave my farm Van Bushell saw the hook Which replaced Joseph's hand He said now calm you down my brother Let's discuss this man to man It's no good you getting angry We must try to act our age You're pursuing your convictions Like some hermit in a cage You're the son of your father Try a little bit harder Do for me as he would do for you With blood and water bricks and mortar He built for you a home You're the son of your father So treat me as your own Well slowly Joseph well he lowered the rifle And he emptied out the shells Van Bushell he came towards him He shook his arm and wished him well He said now hey blind man that is fine But I sure can't waste my time So move aside and let me go my way I've got a train to ride Well Joseph turned around His grin was now a frown He said let me just refresh your mind Your manners boy seem hard to find Well there's two men lying dead as nails On an East Virginia farm For charity's an argument That only leads to harm So be careful when they're kind to you Don't you end up in the dirt Just remember what I'm saying to you And you likely won't get hurt

Wrangler Butts

AARON WATSON "Shutupanddance"
Well, he's a no good for nothing But she wishes he was good for something Besides his behind looking so fine In those wragler jeans Well all her friends can't help but stare At his blue denim derie'er Wish that they were in her boots If you know what i mean And it may sound crazy But those wrangler butts Drive the cowgirls nuts Well he lays around all day long Stays out at night until the break of dawn Comes crawling in dragging Mud across her floor Well she'd love to kick him out But she can't help but thinking about All the women who are waiting line For his 33/34's And it may sound crazy But those wrangler butts It ain't healthy if they fit too tight You know this could hurt a man By the end of the night It's a powerful thing If they fit just right All the ladies know it's a mighty beautiful sight Well he's never been one for anything That involves books He ain't got much going for him besides his good looks You see he always stays in trouble When it comes down to romance It ain't a joke when they say the boy Survives by the seat of his pants And it may sound crazy But those wrangler butts Drive the cowgirls nuts Yes it may sound crazy But those wrangler butts Drive the cowgirls nuts

Forecast

JASON MRAZ "Mr. A-Z"
Well I heard that it might be raining bed sheets and lover's words Let's throw out the hotel comforter and hang the 'do not disturb' Sign me up for the storm I'll wear my suit for the shower Cause I'll have you to keep me warm in the coldest hour And when the darkness falls under your hair, there I'll be And crazy is the forecast all week Well every kiss, every hug is so light on that touch, delicate like a snowflake Well I can taste, I can taste, I can taste, I can taste you all over my face And everyone might find it foolish to not be counting on the sun But your mouth is my umbrella now Because I'm holding your tongue And when the darkness falls under your hair, there I'll be And crazy is the forecast all week There's a good chance in hell Like cats and dogs we'll be flying And I'm no weatherman But you are lightning, striking Here comes that sun Want rain All at once How it sing In the midst of the morning pull up a blanket of a cloud And await for the warning of another come down Because the water is healthy for the roses in your cheeks My well holds plenty for penny wishin' in your deep end And when the lights go out, no doubt, with you I'll be And crazy is the forecast all week And if them rains should fall for sure with you I'll be Ah because crazy is the forecast all week long Crazy is the forecast

Stay Schemin' (Freestyle)

JOE BUDDEN
Used to strive to be a G but that caper was over wit’ When I wanted a M, this was all labeled appropriate One I fronted for, one was heavy in the rear Til I made that and realized that one was already there Check it, they asking bout my well being, well I been fine I just did some sets of 50 on the incline I don’t do the games, but if I happen to be into one Burner to his melon, just my version of temple run They tell me I’m crazy, they say that Joe’s off But I ain’t tryna rap wit new ideas using old thoughts The whole premise of they argument is so forced So what that say for you, if you concluded that wit’ no cause That’s just some lil truth for you know-it-alls Nigga I can roof a bowling ball I make a mayor change his point of view And won’t always show wit’ his face depends on who its pointed to Now a bunch of groupie niggas want to join the crew Models want to join the pool, it’s funny what some coins will do My regular sex’ll be a porn to ya’ll Its wierd since I never fucked none of my friends that’s porno stars Wait… forgot about that night up in the fountain blue Decapitate that other bar, head I wasn’t counted dude When its normal for you, you ain’t gotta play to win I’m more concerned with how Melo’s gonna play wit Lin I took a break for a sec, I’m done chilling Thought I lost my hunger, kind of had this numb feeling Haters say I’m wack, paint me as that one villain But I’ll be nice longer than they gon’ be unwilling nigga! Now I’m only chasing bills hard You won’t understand it ’til you face the right pill charge Worry free cause my lawyer get it crunk Told me I’d get time serve without ever hitting a bunk I don't bother wit’ a glock Or haven’t since I parted from the block But if duke talking crazy then he’ll do it to a cartridge full of shots Find his body in a river down in Austin won’t matter if his father is a doc Nigga!! Feet dangling from a small stretcher Convo interrupted by a small heckler Cause the boy feel like rapping again You heard a Clue tape you know its about to happen again Joey…

Smart Went Crazy

ATMOSPHERE "You Can't Imagine How Much Fun We're Having"
[Slug] Smart went crazy, truth went trendy The story got lazy so I rewrote the ending Manipulated the entry, more user friendly Now a city full of pain pills and tattoos defend me I waver from the dead to the half dead Grey space between the fan base and the crackhead Sunset, sailboat set course for hell A cross and a hammer, but you'll have to get some nails Take credit, for anything embedded in the edit As long as you meant it when you said it And all of the kids laugh, when you admit that It might been witchcraft that made my noose fit bad Well I'ma act like I don't give a make love Take what I got to teach everyone to break stuff I'ma act like there's poison in the pancakes And amputate the one that wasn't loyal with the handshakes Proud to know ya, Minnesota missile Never sold coke and I never had to hold a pistol Civil and simple, but set the freak show Loose on the nipple, watch her whole fucking titty ripple It's why we battle, it's why we travel It's why the mascot thinks that I'm an asshole We made the team without putting on a uniform Smart went nuts and rode a unicorn through the storm [Chorus] Smart went crazy, but where did you go Smart went crazy, but where did you go Smart went crazy, but where did you go Smart went crazy, where did you go now [Slug] Smart went crazy, kiss Miss Daisy Loved you when everyday was Christmas baby Maybe we can take it back to the way we was Still on some "what have you done for me lately" No gravy if the base is pork face Tour dates ain't my big little brother's court case Poor taste got passed up as gourmet This beer is foreplay We'll meet up at your place I sting like a first divorce, or them first Newports Whatever hurts you more "You're headed for self destruction" been there, did that kick back with the wrong angel to fuck with Carve my charm into your arms Fuck around, unravel this tall ball of yarn Snuck round back to disarm the alarm From the plantation to the reservation to the farms And nobody knows where you'll end up Only guarantee in life is death or a head fuck Yea, you thought it was a set up, well guess what You you can catch up with the rest of my "Best Of" I got a few blocks left before I reach my destination And retrieve my breath And god blessed every step I stole Just to let me know, she wouldn't ever let me go [Chorus - 2X] [Slug] Smart went crazy, the rubber bend went snap This goes to those that hold it down 'til I get back Hold on to me, grow along with me I don't know where I'm going but I'll end up in your arms [4X]

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