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JOHN MICHAEL MONTGOMERY lyrics - What I Do The Best

Paint The Town Redneck

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(Richard Fagan/Steve O'Brien) All week long I been workin' that nine to five Dreamin' in color but livin' in black and white Monday to Friday ain't nothing but shades of gray But tonight I'm gonna party All my blue collar blues away I'm a paint the town redneck when I get my paycheck You ought to see my Chevy van go Headin' for the bright lights, I'll be painting all night I'm a honky tonkin' Michelangelo Picasso with a pool stick Too loose with a two step Rollin' till my green's all gone I'm a paint the town redneck Honey wanna come along We can get there early And draw us a pitcher of beer Do a little dancin' and make the blues disappear Brushin' up against each other in the neon light You can be my Mona Lisa and I'll make you smile tonight I'm a paint the town redneck when I get my paycheck You ought to see my Chevy van go Headin' for the bright lights, I'll be painting all night I'm a honky tonkin' Michelangelo Picasso with a pool stick Too loose with a two step Rollin' till my green's all gone I'm a paint the town redneck Honey wanna come along I'm a paint the town redneck Honey wanna come along

Small Town

HOODIE ALLEN "All American"
[Hook:] She in the city, but She from a small town High heels, tall shots Make her fall down Up late, now she running with the fast crowd But she call me every night before she pass out I don't wanna waste my time with Girls who rolling they eyelids Girls who looking for a place to stay 'Cause they came away from Long Island I don't wanna make your mind up I'm just tryna make you mine quick But ever since I put you in my line-up All I do is choke: Heimlich Good girl in a bad dress But ain't nothing really changed but your address You in the Upper West Side You were thinking other people that never would've accepted all your assets. But I'm cash cheques and you cash poor I'm a give you anything that you ask for You a small town girl but you living in the city So you always keep your heart near your passport [Hook] You ain't fooling us You from a Small Town You ain't fooling us You from a Small Town I don't know what's next for us But every time I talk it's like I messed it up People wanna tell me that I'm too honest Walking on eggshells, two omelets And I know that it's hard 'cause you left your town Dad don't call like he let you down You don't wanna talk when the sun is out But if we get a little drunk, then it's all allowed And the truth comes down, it's pouring pouring Bout to drop bombs like Warren Moon Color of your skin be orange, orange Aren't you the girl that I met last June? Who was so damn fun man, where did she go? On vacation: Puerto Rico Grand Theft Auto when your heart like Niko Trying to meet your mother like I'm Jason Segel [Hook] You ain't fooling us You from a Small Town You ain't fooling us You from a Small Town I can take you anywhere on a map I can make it all good, you can make me come back You keep moving, I can find you on a map I can take you back home, you can make me come back You in Atlanta, but you from a small town You in Chicago, but you from a small town You move to L.A., but you from a small town You live in Brooklyn but I know you from a small town [Hook] You ain't fooling us You from a Small Town You ain't fooling us You from a Small Town Yeah, all across the globe Uh, and every town you know Yeah, you ain't foolin' us

Iceman

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN "Disc: 1"
Sleepy town ain't got the guts to budge Baby, this emptiness has already been judged I wanna go out tonight, I wanna find out what I got You're a strange part of me, you're a preacher's girl And I don't want no piece of this mechanical world Got my arms open wide and my blood is runnin' hot We'll take the midnight road right to the devil's door And even the white angels of Eden with their flamin' swords Won't be able to stop us from hittin' town in this dirty old Ford Well it don't take no nerve when you got nothin to guard I got tombstones in my eyes and I'm runnin' real hard My baby was a lover and the world just blew her away Once they tried to steal my heart, beat it right outta my head But baby they didn't know that I was born dead I am the Iceman, fightin' for the right to live I say better than the glory roads of heaven, better off ridin' Hellbound in the dirt, better than the bright lines of the freeway Better than the shadows of your daddy's church Better than the waiting, baby better off is the search

Too Much You For Me

JASON ALDEAN "Old Boots, New Dirt"
Funny thing about a small town. Your life goes by as your drivin' out. The house you were livin' in the barn that we did it in. Girl I just wanna forget it now Never thought a couple headlights would light up a town so bright Our names a little faded in the saddle we painted makes me baby wanna turn around [Chorus:] Hey this town is too much you for me I can't live around all these memories I see you every where I look it's somethin' I don't wanna see girl this town is too much you for me Just passed x of 25 we used to slip out there Friday night watchin the sun go down with the radio loud drownin' out the sound of being turned on I thought hose days would never end but lookin back now they sure did I was still livin' it every night every minute and girl I swear I gotta move on [Chorus 2x] Is too much you for me

Home Town

JOE JACKSON "Big World"
Of all the stupid things I could have thought This was the worst I started to believe That I was born at seventeen And all the stupid things The letters and the broken verse Stayed hidden at the bottom of the drawer They'd always been And now I plough through piles Of bills, receipts and credit cards And tickets and the Daily News And sometimes I just . . . Wanna go back to my home town Though I know it'll never be the same Back to my home town 'Cause it's been so long And I'm wondering if it's still there We think we're pretty smart Us city slickers get around And when the going's rough We kill the pain and relocate We're never married Never faithful not to any town But we never leave the past behind We just accumulate So sometimes when the music stops I seem to hear a distant sound Of waves and seagulls Football crowds and church bells And I . . . Wanna go back to my home town Though I know it'll never be the same Back to my home town 'Cause it's been so long And I'm wondering if it's still there Back to my home town Though I know it'll never be the same Back to my home town 'Cause it's been so long And I'm wondering if it's still there

One Night Only

John Wesley Harding "It Happened One Night"
He got shafted in Bradford for his out of date routines up there And the trouble he ran into Brighton was more than his share He's been running for thirty years, he would have settled down But each town he appears in puts a red nose on the clown You can buy the old showbills and frame them, they're nearly antiques You can trip up on his big clown shoes as you're starting to speak He squirts the flower, hurts your hand, it'll always catch you And his tears are etched so deep that they might just be tattooed The one man circus is coming to town Put the banners up, take your trousers down Paint on a smile, wipe off the frown Heaven knows he won't hurt us The loose, the lovely and the lonely One night only He said 'I played Chaplin for Hitler in March 44 Been a black and white minstrel before that whole thing was outlawed And I've dragged it on every pier in every seaside town But there aren't any dances today, the pavilions have all been pulled down I came over straight after the war and they hijacked my name I waited for so many years but my wife never came I've been learning these lines every day since 1945 And I'll recite them everyday I wished I was alive' The one man circus is coming to town Get the dogs out, tear the posters down Paint go home on the walls til he is elsewhere bound Don't you know he could hurt us The loose, the lovely and the lonely One night only He's tripping over backwards, taking off his clothes And no-one helps him, everyone knows We laugh at the misfortune of others Everytime the glass empties, the lions they all get set free On a town full of unsuspecting tourists who scream when they're happy And the scarecrow's on probation just for making faces in a mirror The past put a hand on his shoulder and drowned him in tears Now he ushers and watched the movies where children don't age And the dancing horse stole all the keys and took charge of the stage And the freaks are on the razzmatazz, they're all fuelled on coke and gin And the cast-out's on the street and we've already let him in The one man circus

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