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Goodbye-tribute To Nyc

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He Leaves home just like every morning Saying goodbye to his son A kiss on the cheek to the woman he loves And its off to work for another day Traffic jam outside the city Leaves him anxious once again He parks his car and rushes up the stairs Puts his breifcase down and sits in his chair Overlooking the town he calls home And everyone is unaware Then up from the frame of the picture on his desk Of the family he loves Uneasiness fills his chest So he calls hiw wife just to tell her this: Don't wait up for me tonight Cuz I won't be coming home And everything's gonna be alright I just wanted you to know I had to call you one last time Just to rest your mind Don't wait up for me tonight Cuz I won't be coming home And everythings gonna be alright I just wanted you to know Lets go out People shout People crying Me, I'm trying Mothers cry Fathers die And me, I'm still holding on To you To you Lets go out People shout People crying Me, I'm trying Mothers cry Fathers die And me, I'm still holding on To you A few more words and I'm going to go I can see the end from here I love you I just wanted to say Those three words to you today

Sex Or Weight Lifting

ADAM SANDLER "What The Hell Happened To Me?"
[Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record and these people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's your name? [Man]: Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner. [Adam Sandler]: Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people having sex [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you right now [Man]: Ok [Adam Sandler]: You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin' sex? [Man]: Yeah I got ya [Adam Sandler]: Alright I'm pressing the play button...Now. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: What do you think? [Man]: Well that's people having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No they were doing a Military Press [Man]: But..but they... [Adam Sandler]: No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's your name? [Man]: Uh hi my name is Ron. [Adam Sandler]: Ron, what's your last name, quick. [Man]: Ron Johnson. [Adam Sandler]: Alright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler]: Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are havin' sex.. [Man]: Yeah? [Adam Sandler]: See how he says yeah? Or working out in a fitness center. [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: I'm pressing play...Now. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: And what do you think? [Man]: Uh, that was two gay men having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No those were two men doing Butterfly Curls. [Man]: Sounded like two gay guys having sex. [Adam Sandler]: Well no sir, you are dead wrong. [Man]: Alright. [Adam Sandler]: Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name? [Man]: Uh Larry Bartowski [Adam Sandler]: And Larry, how old are you? [Man]: I am 62. [Adam Sandler]: My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir? [Man]: I think I'll be able to do this. [Adam Sandler]: Alright sir. Here we go. And play. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight lifting? [Man]: That was definitely two people having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No they were doing Leg Squats. [Man]: You're kidding me? They were not having sex? [Adam Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base. [Man]: I don't believe it. [Adam Sandler]: Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. Okay so...play. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: Okay, here's your second chance. What do you think? [Man]: Those people were definitely having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No wrong again, sir. Thanks for playing the game. [Man]: You're kidding me. They, they... [Adam Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it. [Man]: They were having sex. [Adam Sandler]: Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are you? [Woman]: Okay. [Adam Sandler]: My name's Barry Lakin. [Woman]: Hi. [Adam Sandler]: Hi. What's your name? [Women]: Uh Jessica Sanders. [Adam Sandler]: Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record. [Woman]: Oh okay. [Adam Sandler]: I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to people are having sex or working out in a gym. [Woman]: Okay. [Adam Sandler]: Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going on. [Woman]: You're unzipping my pants. [Adam Sandler]: Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something. [Woman]: Oh that feels good. [Adam Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna blow it here we go [Woman]: You got shit all over me. [Adam Sandler]: Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. Here we go. {Playback} [Adam Sandler]: Now what do you think? [Woman]: That was you having sex with me. [Adam Sandler]: That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.

It's Alright

JODECI "Forever My Lady"
[Jodeci:] I see ya movin baby yeah And you're lookin good, said you're lookin fine Everything's gonna be alright, yeah Let the music take control of your body tonight Whoa, everything's gonna be alright, it's gonna be alright Let the music take control of your body tonight Father break it down [Father MC:] Well I begin the weekend with a groove Roll about eight deep now what's my next move Waitin to nightfall so I can enjoy System pumped by four Jeeps, runnin like a convoy Roll to the park, kinda crowded, what a scene Pullin up with Jodeci blastin out the fifteen So I park my ride, girls see my [?] Notice my grill that cause the pointin and starin [Chorus - Jodeci:] Everything's gonna be alright Let the music take control of your body tonight Ooh, everything's gonna be alright Let the music take control of your body tonight [Father MC:] Now I sign a couple autographs, take a few flicks Order oDn Perionne and lay back with my chicks Michael's on the left of me, Smooth is flippin Took [?] away, I'm on the dance floor rippin [?] is for the cutie, the [?] I'm tryna' find 'em Tim is in the front and Mobat is right behind him And me, I'm just layin on the prowl Got' say what's up as the girls cry out She grabbed her man, I think she tried to play him My only thought, was to step to the A-M 'Cause I came to have a good time And at the end of the night, no doubt, I'm gonna get mine 'Cause I don't have to raise my voice to be seen I maintain, if you know what I mean Understand I'm not conceeded, Father's just mellow I'm a smooth, dark Romeo, freak kinda fellow [Chorus] [Father MC:] Do that dance, do that dance, baby Do that dance, let's work it out (Both) Do that dance, do that dance, baby (Both) Do that dance, let's work it out Do that dance, do that dance, baby Do that dance, let's work it out (Both) I said do that dance, do that dance, baby (Both) Do that dance, let's work it out [Father MC:] Loungin on the DL, this type of night is rare I glanced to the right, oh who do we have here Puffin Sweet, gettin ripped, what the hell I see Mr. Uptown, it's Andre Farwell Conversatin with his boys I say stop and barge straight through the crowd, it's time to get charged It's kinda mellow so I leap, to the center where the soul's rollin five deep Mark Currey, a [?], kin and nephew Doin the wild thing 'cause the soul is true And everytime I see bodies gettin biz' Girls are gettin wild 'cause Father's known for his And everytime ya hear the music thumpity-thump And all the girls gettin bumped right in ya rump So everybody who feel the mood is right Get on the dance floor tonight [Chorus 2x] [Jodeci:] Everybody dance with me, ohh yeah Everybody move with me, everybody Everybody dance with me Everybody move with me Everything's gonna be alright Let the music take control of your body tonight

Fast And Slow

THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS "Kids In The Street"
If only for tonight. Yeah I could dig myself a grave, But even 6 feet down I know I'll be found feeling this way. If only I could find Yeah just a reason to believe, That there's nothing that's up your sleeve Even though you're wearing that tank top. Love me or leave me but just not behind. We don't need money the way we spend time 'Cause if it's real tonight, you and I could really do something. [Chorus] You go fast. I'll go slow Meet you in the middle just to let you know. It's gonna be alright, (it's gonna be alright) If it's me and you tonight (If it's me and you tonight). You go fast, I go slow Light my fuse and your body explodes. It's going to be alright (It's gonna be alright) Are you ready now? I'm ready now. If only I were bright (if only I were bright) Then I could let go of my brain Put a tourniquet on and your sweet injection into my vein And Oooh, that's the stuff (that's the the stuff you give to me it's like a-) And I say that you're the drug. Twelve steps wouldn't be enough to kick your just that rough. Make me a crazy I just can't define. There's not a closet for you in my mind Oh, but you puzzle me tonight. Let's play with your bits and pieces. [Chorus] [Bridge] Baby... Oooh I wanna take my time. (I need you baby...) If you stay with me once again, once again. It's a heart attack, heart attack 'Cause I want you so bad. (oh I want you too) Well I hope (this lasts) for ever (and ever) You go fast.. I'll go slow [Chorus] Are you ready now? [x3]

Chandelier

JASMINE THOMPSON "Take Cover"
Party girls don't get hurt Can't feel anything, when will I learn? I push it down, push it down I'm the one "for a good time call" Phone's blowin' up, ringin' my doorbell I feel the love, feel the love 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink Throw 'em back 'til I lose count I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist Like it doesn't exist I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier But I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight Help me, I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight On for tonight Sun is up, I'm a mess Gotta get out now, gotta run from this Here comes the shame, comes the shame 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink Throw 'em back 'til I lose count I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist Like it doesn't exist I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight Help me, I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight On for tonight I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier

Loving You Tonight

ANDREW ALLEN
Lost in the day, in a way, it's same as the one before this, And I wish I could say that's it's all black and white But it's grey. It's the same, it's the same and I'm so tired But you are what I'm coming home to Oh and I'm thinking about a red wine buzz and takin' it easy, And I got you in my arms, takin' a break from crazy And I'll say "hey! " You'll say "baby, how's your day? " I'll say "crazy" But it's all gonna be alright You'll kiss my smile I'll pull you closer Spend a while just getting to know ya But it's all gonna be alright Loving you tonight Loving you tonight And you are there on my heart at the start of my every morning And I can't deny by the end of the day that I'm running on empty But you make me full, steal my breath You're so unpredictable That's what I'm coming home to Oh I'm dreaming about a romance, slow dancing with you When I got you in arms, then I don't care what we do And I'll say "hey! " You'll say "baby, how's your day? " I'll say "crazy" But it's all gonna be alright You'll kiss my smile I'll pull you closer Spend a while just getting to know ya But it's all gonna be alright Loving you tonight 'Cause every day is just the in-between The hours separating you from me I know you'll be waiting I know you'll be waiting And I'll say "hey! " You'll say "baby, how's your day? " I'll say "crazy" But it's all gonna be alright You'll kiss my smile I'll pull you closer Spend a while just getting to know ya But it's all gonna be alright Loving you tonight Loving you tonight

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