JOHN DENVER lyrics - Rocky Mountain Christmas

The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)

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(Torme/Wells) Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose. Yuletide carols being sung by a choir and folks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe help to make the season bright. Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to sleep tonight. They know that Santa's on his way, he's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh. And every mother's child is gonna spy to see if reindeer really know how to fly. And so, I'm offering this simple phrase to kids from one to ninety-two: Although it's been said many times, many ways, 'Merry Christmas to you.' They know that Santa's on his way, he's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh. And every mother's child is gonna spy to see if reindeer really know how to fly. And so, I'm offering this simple phrase to kids from one to ninety-two: Although it's been said many times, many ways, 'Merry Christmas to you.' 'Merry Christmas to you.'

The Night Before Christmas

ALABAMA "Alabama Christmas Volume II"
Ribbons and paper cover the floor, it's been a great Christmas with presents galore Everyone's happy and I'm happy, too Oh, what a night, oh, what a night, night before Christmas I had with you Frost on the window, snow on the ground, holiday spirit, holiday sounds Everyone's thankful and I'm thankful, too Oh, what a night, oh, what a night, night before Christmas I had with you It all started underneath that mistletoe when we were waiting up just to help ole Santa Claus We were making merry in ways we'd never thought of when we heard those sleigh bells and ole Santa almost caught us We didn't take no pictures, but I still remember one very special twenty-fourth day of December Oh, what a night, oh, what a night, night before Christmas I had with you It all started underneath that mistletoe while we were waiting up to help ole Santa Clause We were making merry in ways we'd never thought of when we heard those sleigh bells and ole Santa almost caught us If we don't do this nect year, honey, I'm sure gonna miss it Why don't we make it a new Yuletide tradition Oh, what a night, oh, what a night, night before Christmas I had with you Oh, what a night, oh, what a night, night before Christmas I had with you

Santa's Gonna Come In A Pickup Truck

ALAN JACKSON "Honky Tonk Christmas"
Well I've been sorta worried About Santa Claus this year Cause we live way down south and it didn't snow down here But I'm telling you not to worry Cause I just got the word Everybody listen closely And I'll tell you what I heard Santa's comin in a pickup Instead of his trusty sleigh He'll have a truck instead of reindeer To carry him on his way Cause the weatherman had some problems He couldn't get snow you see Santa's gonna come in a pickup truck When he visits you and me Santa can't bring his reindeer He'll leave them far away But don't you worry 'bout him He's gonna be here Christmas day He's got a big red pickup With four-wheel drive and all And there's gonna be a Merry Christmas A Merry Christmas for all chorus Santa's gonna come in a pick up truck When he visits you and me

Universal Child

ANNIE LENNOX "A Christmas Cornucopia"
How many mountains must you face before you learn to climb? I'm gonna give you what it takes, my universal child. I'm gonna try to find a way to keep you safe from harm. I'm gonna build a special place, a shelter from the storm. And I can see you, you're ev'rywhere, your portrait fills the sky. I'm gonna wrap my arms 'round you, my universal child. And when I look into your eyes, so innocent and pure, I see the shadows of the things that you've had to endure. I see the tracks of ev'ry tear that ran right down your face. I see the hurt, I see the pain, I see the human race. And I can feel you, you're ev'rywhere, shining like the sun. I wish to God that kids like you could be like ev'ryone. How many tumbles must it take before you learn to fly? I'm going to help you spread your wings, my universal child. I'm gonna help you to find a way to keep you safe from harm. We're gonna build a special place, a shelter from the storm. I can feel you, you're ev'rywhere, shining like the sun. I wish to God that kids like you could be like ev'ryone. And I wish to God that kids like you could be like ev'ryone.

Osama Got Ranover By A Reindeer

Bob Rivers "White Trash Christmas"
Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer (Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy) Osama got run over by a reindeer Right outside his cave on Christmas Eve Some folks say there's no such thing as Santa But now even the Taliban believe Osama thought we'd never find him But even little children know Santa knows who's been real naughty In those hard Afgani mountains capped with snow Al-quiada found him Christmas morning Face down on that mountain pass There were hoof marks on his turban And a broken reindeer antler up his oh-ho-ho-ho-ho Osama got run over by a reindeer Being near his cave door on christmas eve You can say theres no such thing as karma But if you saw those hoof marks you'd believe Sing it Osama got run over by a reindeer Now he's not around on Christmas day He was hopin he'd be metting Allah The only thing he met was Santa's sleigh Merry Christmas Ooh, that's gotta hurt!

When It Comes To Christmas

ALABAMA "Alabama Christmas Volume II"
Well, I'mgladlittle Johnny wants that remote control I know I'm gonna run it fast as it will go And Jenny wants every game that Nintendo makes It's just around the corner and I can't wait I've got my stocking hangin', it's time to go to bed I think I hear some reindeer, I better cover up my head I know Santa's gonna bring us something just like he always dod Yeah, when it comes to Christmas I'm still a kid I still like shakin' presents underneath the tree And tryin' to figure out what ole Santa's got for me Oh, I get so excited on Christmas Eve I try my best to close my eyes, but I can't sleep Well, I've got my stocking hangin', its time to go to bed I think I hear some reindeer, I better cover up my head I know Santa's gonna bring us something just like he always did Yeah, when it comes to Christmas I'm still a kid When it comes to Christmas, I'm still a kid Just a kid

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