JOHN DENVER lyrics - Rocky Mountain Christmas

Rudolph, The Red-nosed Reindeer

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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, 'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' Then all the reindeer loved him and they shouted out with glee, 'Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history.' Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, 'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' Then all the reindeer loved him and they shouted out with glee, 'Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history.' 'Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history.'

Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer

Burl Ives
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer You'll go down in history (Repeat)

Frosty The Snowman

ALL 4 ONE "An All 4 One Christmas"
rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say it glows all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names they never let poor rudolph join in any reindeer games then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight then how the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee rudolph the red nosed reindeer you'll go down in history then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight then how the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee rudolph the red nosed reindeer you'll go down in history frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul with a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say he was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day there must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found for when they placed it on his head he began to dance around frosty the snowman was alive as he could be and the children say he could laugh and play just the same as you and me frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day so he said let's run and we'll have some fun now before i melt away down to the village with a broomstick in his hand running here and there all around the square saying catch me if you can he led them down the streets of town right to the traffic cop and they only paused a moment when they heard him holler 'stop!' frosty the snowman had to hurry on his way but he waved good-bye saying don't you cry i'll be back again someday thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, look at frosty go thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, over the hills of snow

Tell Me What You Want For Christmas

CHRIS AUGUST "The Christmas"
I'm so excited To open the box It's that time of year now Ready or not I slip on the red coat I glue on the beard I stuff in some pillows And there's a line outside sears My fulltime gig is singing songs But once a year I've got my side job So come and sit on my lap Tell me what you want for Christmas If you were good and not bad Tell me what you want for Christmas A pogo stick, a princess dress A puppy dog or a Lego set Before the camera goes snap Tell me what you want for Christmas I know what you're thinking Saint Nick is a fraude He can't fit down that chimney With that big belly he's got And what about Rudolph And his shiny red nose And how do you explain all those elfs Making toys and clothes You're never too old to believe So write up your wish and just Bring it to me Come and sit on my lap And tell me what you want for Christmas Something you've never had Tell me what you want for Christmas A giftcard to Golf Galaxy Or maybe Anthropologie Anything but cash Tell me what you want for Christmas Christmas One time this kid said: "That's not Santa, it's Chris" I said: "Well Santa gets busy this time of year and he asked me to do this" So come and sit on my lap I'm doing Santa's business Whatcha think about that Just tell me what you want for Christmas A saxophone, a trampoline That brand new Chris August CD But you already have that So tell me what you want for Christmas I know what I want I want some Chick-fil-a I want a nice turtle neck sweater And I want the Dallas Cowboys to win the Superbowl And that's all I need And this thermos And that's all Hey, there goes Rudolph Hey, turn your nose on Merry Christmas I'm gonna sleep under the Christmas Tree

Leroy The Redneck Reindeer

JOE DIFFIE "Mr. Christmas"
Well you've all heard the story About Rudolph and his nose Well I'll tell you a Christmas ale That never has been told Well you may think you've heard it all But you ain't heard nothin' yet About that crazy Christmas That the North Pole can't forget Rudolph was under the weather And had to call in sick So he got on the horn To his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks He said Santa's really counting on me And I hate to pass the buck Leroy said Hey I'm on my way And he jumped in his pick-up truck When Leroy got to the North Pole All the reindeer snickered and laughed They never seen a deer in overalls And a John Deer tractor hat Well Santa stepped in And said just calm down Cuz we all got a job to do Like it or not Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leading you And it was (chours) Leroy The Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys And girls along the way He's just a down home party animal Two Steppin all across the sky He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell And made history that night Before that night was over Leroy had changed there tune He had them scootin a hoof On every single roof By the light of a neon moon Santa wrapped his bag with the dixie flag He was having the time of his life You could here him call Merry Chistmas Ya'll And all of ya'll a goodnight And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys And girls along the way He's just a down home party animal Two Steppin all across the sky He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell And made history that night He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell And made history that night

Little Sister

RUFUS WAINWRIGHT
Little sister come and sit beside me, beside me And we'll play a tune on this old piano forte Just for a while, just for a while, just for a while Til your hair becomes a powdered wig And I become a total bastard Feet that hardly reach the pedal Sold to a tremendous shadow Ave ave history is on my side So complain have no shame And remember that your brother is a boy Though it seems the stakes contain some ante-grate We all feel it still is based on good old intrigue Just for a while, just for a while, just for a while You may have to use your hips as fodder Still putting your best foot forward Madame didn't stack the cupboard ended up like mother hubbard Ave, buddy (?), history is still a game So complain have no shame and remember that round one has just been played And you are poised for centuries to claim Follow examples from no longer a choice The world be just a ball to pass or gaze upon And one more thing Before we go on again Let's end this maze Keep out the threat of a kid Oh my little-little sister

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