JOHN DENVER lyrics - Christmas, Like A Lullaby

Blue Christmas

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I'll have a blue Christmas without you; I'll be so blue thinking about you. Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree Just won't mean a thing if you're not here with me And when those blue heartaches start hurting, I'll have some blue memories for certain; You'll be doing all right with your Christmas of white, But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas. Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree Just won't mean a thing if you're not here with me And when those blue heartaches start hurting, I'll have some blue blue memories for certain; You'll be doing all right with your Christmas of white, But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas. Yes I'll have a blue, blue Christmas.

Blue Christmas

ANDY WILLIAMS "I Still Believe In Santa Claus"
I'll have a blue Christmas without you I'll be so blue thinkin' about you Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree They won't mean a thing if you're not here with me I'll have a blue Christmas, that's certain And when that blue heartache starts hurtin' You'll be doin' all right with your Christmas of white But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas I'll have a blue Christmas, that's certain And when that blue heartache starts hurtin' You'll be doin' all right with your Christmas of white But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas

12 Pains Of Christmas

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC "Poodle Hat"
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Man getting over being drunk: Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Exhausted man: Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Nervous wife: Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Oh, I hate those Christmas cards! Hangovers Rigging up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Nervous wife's husband: The Salvation Army Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Oh, geez! I'm tryin' to rig up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me: Whining kid: I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! Charities, And whataya mean 'YOUR in-laws'?!? Five months of bills! Oh, making out these cards Honey, get me a beer, huh? What, we have no extension cords?!? And finding a Christmas tree The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me A tired father: Finding parking spaces DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!! Donations! Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Writing out those Christmas cards Hangovers! Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!? And finding a Christmas tree The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: A mother: 'Batteries Not Included' No parking spaces BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!! Get a job, ya bum! Oh, facing my in-laws! Five months of bills! Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards Oh, geez, look at this! One light goes out, they ALL go out!!! And finding a Christmas tree The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me: A male couch potato: Stale TV specials 'Batteries Not Included' No parking spaces DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!! Charities! She's a witch...I hate her! Five months of bills! Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people! Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh? Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!! And finding a Christmas tree The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me: Two men: Singing Christmas carols Stale TV specials 'Batteries Not Included' No parking?!? WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH! Charities! Gotta make 'em dinner! Five months of bills! I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it! Shut up, you! FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!! And finding a Christmas tree

Cure For Love

BONNIE RAITT "Fundamental"
When I was a girl, my favorite thing In the whole wide world Was to see a field and Run for no reason And off I'd go, no one behind Only earth below Just a patch of green, green as the season Don't ask why, your feet just fly Green and sky is all that you're needin Why ask why, when all that's true The sky is blue, blue for no reason Now that things have changed Everything's carefully prearranged Not a thing gets done Except for a reason Now I'm overrun, I'm startin to feel Like a hired gun Where's the chance, where's the fun Where is the pleasin? Try and try, you moan and sigh You just can't find a thing to believe in Why ask why, when all that's true The sky is blue, blue for no reason Don't ask why, your feet just fly Green and sky is all that you're needin Why ask why, when all that's true You're just blue, blue for no reason

Limelighters

AESOP ROCK "Bazooka Tooth"
[Aesop Rock:] Pain cave uno Smokin' a broken Blue Note Tar pit escape artist carcass, linger in the blue doze Rose radio Lazarus via linear bark screaming "I'm back to kill the video star and I'm double parked" [Sonny Cheeba:] You can kite this or yet maybe baby you won't Corvette, green Mercedes, steady one hundred four When I'm stuntin', simply stunnin', funkin' with twenty monkeys They can be like "I'm talkin' about WE" Slap that orangutan, drop her on her knees Please be very cautious, the funkin' makes me nauseous Hate the Bogota, the target it ain't off it's...right here And the volume's on three [Geechi Suede:] See, we keep the black plastic stuck in the elastics Even Chevy's heavy hallows lift you higher, legend has it White crows crossing broken bridges double deucy clickin' but the round never runnin' out Pounds of your blood just comin' out [Chorus:] We Limelighters Up until the uglier unplug me We limelighters Kill it now, fade to black comfortably Spark the dynomite till the limelight's gone As far as I can see the limelight stays on And on and on and on The limelight stays on and on and on The limelight stays on and on and on The limelight So we got something built if we all die tonight [Sonny Cheeba:] She piss champagne and shit caviar Don't watch the stars, the stars ain't fallin Any sight of glimmer...Lo Shimmering king, spring, they're tremb-ling [Aesop Rock:] OK, the web (web) spread (spread) from Brooklynites to born in barn kittens Who's gimpy half step hid behind Noah's Arc systems Inconspicuously clustered with the boas, sharks and pigeons Like Zoo York won't clock them rusted crutches up mopping the ship deck Texas hold 'em pocket ace investment Totem altimeter tiki torch it Freak abort, fold or hold a cold cell in peak enforcement fortress That's a sheep corpse who under penumbra turned tail like a sea horse [Geechi Suede:] We got that...permanent ink, that's stainin' the paper Murderer's drink steamin' my soul, I'm breathing green vapors We them last of them falcons that's soarin' beyond your altitude Please show us some gratitude, we're carvin' your grave for you [Chorus] [Aesop Rock:] 16 D batteries (back it up) See the halflings flee the Shire before he tore open the packaging Plus, minus, in proper Panasonic alignment Pseudo Pliskins O.D. on kick drums Snake, escape THAT environment [Geechi Suede:] Wave that colt .44 Bolts of ligtning with Travolta grease Strip your skeleton, it's swelterin' inside Miami Heat Your fishnet and red vette are sizzling Shoot through chocolate city Wonder Woman went whistling Freeze, presidential sleaze with Egyptian cuts Valentine Ave., Jack Daniels out of them plastic cups Winter white pinstripe lookin' Hugo Poison Ivy out the windpipe blowin' the crucial [Sonny Cheeba:] First they line up We'll divide them SUEDE get the roscoe, then design 'em AESOP Rock box, drop the hot rod getaway car And head up the rock highway [Chorus]

Old Blue

JOAN BAEZ "Joan Baez, Volume 2"
Well, I had an old dog and his name was Blue, Had an old dog and his name was Blue. Had an old dog and his name was Blue... Betcha five dollars he's a good dog too... "Here old Blue" "Good dog you" Well, I shouldered my axe and I tooted my horn, Went to find 'possum in the new-grown corn. Old Blue treed and I went to see, Blue had 'possum up a tall oak tree. Mmm, boy I roast'd 'possum, nice and brown, Sweet po-ta-toes, n' all a-round... And to say "Here old Blue (here-boy) You can have some too" Now, Old Blue died and he died so hard, Made a big dent in my back-yard. Dug his grave with a silver spade, Lowered him down with a link of chain. Ev-er-y link I did call his name... Singing: Here old...Blue-ue... "Good dog you" Now, when I get to heaven, first thing I'll do. When I get to heaven, first thing 'awm do. When I get to heaven first thing I'll do, Pull out my horn and call old Blue... I'll say, "Here Old Blue come-on dog" "Good dog you." I'll say, "Here Blue-e" "I'm a coming there too" "Down boy... good dog"

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