JOHN DENVER lyrics - Calypso

Stonehaven Sunset

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Stonehaven sunset, the water's on fire. My true love is singing, we kiss and conspire. Sing a song for the ocean, a song for the sky, a song for tomorrow, love sweet by and by. For the child who is coming and for dreams that come true, sing a song for each other for me and for you. Sing a song for all lovers, all the stars in the skies. Sing of Stonehaven water home, Stonehaven sunrise. Stonehaven sunset, the desert's on fire. Christ on the cross again burns with desire. They are shooting at random, though they aim at us all, It's the children who rise up and children who fall, All the angels are weeping, the sweetest of tears fall like rivers of mercy to wash all our fears. Sing a song for Old Glory and a future that dies, sing of Stonehaven desert home, Stonehaven sunrise. Stonehaven sunset, the city's on fire. The soldiers just smile and say this gun's for hire. Give in to the beast, boy, give in to the thrill. It's just human nature to hunt and to kill. We all die together, and yet somehow alone. Just together we have memories and many are gone. Singing songs for old soldiers, a chorus of sighs, sing of Stonehaven's city home, Stonehaven sunrise. Stonehaven sunset, the mountain's on fire. My spirit is lifted, rising higher and higher. All the prophets are laughing, they say we told you so, it's one thing to play guessing games, another to know. For the needs of many are the sins of a few, and the day is forthcoming when accounting is due. Sing a song for sweet Justice with a fire in her eyes, Sing of Stonehaven mountain home, Stonehaven sunrise. Stonehaven sunset, the water's on fire. My true love is singing, we kiss and conspire. Sing a song for the ocean, a song for the sky, a song for tomorrow, love sweet by and by. For the child who is coming and for dreams that come true, sing a song for each other, for me and for you. Sing a song for all lovers, all the stars in the skies, Sing of Stonehaven water home, Stonehaven sunrise.

Underwear Goes Inside The Pants

Lazy Boy
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. You know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for smoking something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?' Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time you don't even know what the commercial is, there's people running through fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. Like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. The schools now… It's all about self-esteem in the schools. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who's going to dance in our strip clubs? What's going to happen to our porno industry? These women don't just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk daddys missing a lot of dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday with my new high speed connection? (Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song, sing on me, sing sing sing, sing your song, sing for me, sing, sing, sing) Mastermind's another word that comes up all the time. That you keep hearing about these ah, these ah, terrorists masterminds that are being killed over in the Middle East. Terrorists masterminds. Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think? They're not masterminds. “OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?' “Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just…' “Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?' Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. You know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity. Obesity, they say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it's polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. “How'd you get through it grandpa?' “Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.' Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. I'll sit at a drive thru. I'll sit there, I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make a eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry? Want to go large? Want a biggie fry? You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker? There's room in the bag. Take it! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents. (Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song, sing on me, baby sing sing sing, sing your song, sing for me, sing, sing, sing) Sometimes you have to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a lot of time stuffed in your own locker with your underwear wedged up your ass before you start thinking, “I'm going to take over the world of computers! You'll see, I'll show them.' We're in one of the richest countries in the world, but yet the minimum wage is lower now than it was thirty five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it, he's gonna waste the money. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looked right at the homeless guy and says Why don't you go get a job you bum? People always say that to homeless guys, get a job like it's always that easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume ain't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants' policy. Not that they enforce it very strictly, but technically I'm sure it's on the books. (Sing, sing, sing, sing your song, sing on me, baby sing sing sing, sing your song, sing for me, sing, sing, sing)

WTF Collective 2

JON LAJOIE "I Kill People"
MC Confusing back in this bitch With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big tits And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spit And you don't understand it, 'cause you're not supposed to Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to Drink a Chevy chase face and rape Robocop 2 Yo, I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73 I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Ann Frank's Diary Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany I'm like the Spanish inquisition when they killed Jesus And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red sea Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize But I never learned that through all the year I've been alive Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype I'm about to get started, so let me get off the ice But I don't want any trouble, and I am always polite Now let's hop on my snowmobile, and I will tell you what I like But first I'll turn of curling and turn down Avril Lavigne Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue Oh boy, I fell of my igloo and I hurt my knee Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh MC Fatigue, did you miss me I'll be awake for five minutes, 'cause I had a coffee I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know I drank that coffee about five minutes ago (snoring) They hired me again to sing this motherfucking chorus I haven't found a fucking job yet so I gotta do this bullshit (I can't take it, I'm done) I don't think I can sing another fucking chorus I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun) I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees 15 miles per hour is their average speed A queen can lay up to 3000 eggs in a day Just because I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay I'm also MC In the Closet Homosexual I hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual We can't even get married in most states here in America It's fucked up Gay marriage is legal here, in Canada I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole Being gay is evil and it is unnatural Jesus said to love thy neighbour, but only if they are straight Penises go in vaginas, anything else is just insane I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes I shake things up like J-fox when I get on the mic And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeves' horse Then I put them to sleep, like Heath Ledger of course (woah) I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away Yo, MC Final Verse here to end this song One was enough, we didn't need a sequel Jon Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus My dad's gun was in his closet and I'm gonna end this bullshit (I had a good run) I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finished the chorus Sayonara and farewell, I guess I'll see you all in hell (Four, three, two, one)

Sparkle

Earth Wind And Fire "Faces"
Maurice White, Eddie DelBarrio Philip Bailey On a golden sky, you my sparkle flying high My vibration start to rhyme and it chimes with loves direction Now, I'm traveling my cares unraveling, flying high, just you and me Feeling free along loves highway Lover forever unfolds magical moments together and the fire to ignite melodies tonight Birds can only sing the song we write Harmonies in tune that reflect the moon Sparkle you're so rare and lovely in my sight Just give me a sign, and be my valentine Let the arrow full of light, pierce the nigght with loves affection Sharing blissfully making history Fragrants of you loving smile a little while will last forever Lover forever unfolds magical moments together and the fire to ignite melodies tonight Birds can only sing the song we write Harmonies in tune that reflect the moon Sparkle you're so rare and lovely in my sight You're my valentine you create a rhyme all the birds can sing our song divine Sparkle like a star, sparkling you are Glistening in my heart you light my sky Love forever unfolds magical moments together and the fire to ignite melodies tonight Birds can only sing the song we write Harmonies in tune that reflect the moon Sparkle you're so rare and lovely in my sight

Little Love Song

ANDREW W.K. "The Japan Covers"
In This Giant Universe There Is Only One Blue Earth Little Love Can Reach Your Heart On Your Island In The Sea So We Meet And Time Goes By We Write Letters Filled With Love The Emotion In Your Words Gives Me Hope About My Life So We Share Our Every Thought Some Are Wild And Some Are Sad All Our Thoughts Begin To Echo And Repeat Around The World And The Echo Started Soft But Then Grew Into A Shout It Gets Louder Every Day Until Everyone Can Hear So Now Listen Everyone To This Little Song I Sing It's The Echo Of Our Love And A Song To Change The World Hold On And Let Me Sing These Words Your Precious One Is By You So Close And Yet So Far Away And Now I Sing This Little Song And Pray That It Will Reach You And Bring You All The Way To Me Go All The Way [Repeat] And That Is My Little Love Song And You Realize If We Walk Close Together Hand In Hand Even On The Darkest Night The Moon Can Always Show The Way Holding Hands And Holding Hearts And We're Never Letting Go True Emotion In Our Souls It Will Never Ever Die And It Can't Fade Away It Will Burn Forever More If The Ending Ever Comes I Will Always Say These Words They Are True But They Are Small And They're Really Not Enough And My Eyes Get Full Of Tears And The Tears Are Full Of Joy And I Don't Know What To Say I Just Want To Hold You Tight If I'm Dreaming Then Please Don't Wake Me Up If I'm Dreaming Then Please Don't Wake Me Up All The Time We Spent Together Is Becoming A Star An Eternal Star

Sunset

KATE BUSH "Aerial"
Could be honeycomb In a sea of honey A sky of honey Whose shadow, long and low Is slipping out of wet clothes? And changes into The most beautiful Iridescent blue Who knows who wrote that song of Summer That blackbirds sing at dusk This is a song of colour Where sands sing in crimson, red and rust Then climb into bed and turn to dust Every sleepy light Must say goodbye To day before it dies In a sea of honey A sky of honey Keep us close to your heart So if the skies turn dark We may live on in Comets and stars Who knows who wrote that song of Summer That blackbirds sing at dusk This is a song of colour Where sands sing in crimson, red and rust Then climb into bed and turn to dust Who knows who wrote that song of Summer That blackbirds sing at dusk This is a song of colour Where sands sing in crimson, red and rust Then climb into bed and turn to dust Oh sing of summer and a sunset And sing for us, so that we may remember The day writes the words right across the sky They all go all the way up to the top of the night

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