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JOE DIFFIE lyrics - Third Rock From The Sun

Junior's In Love

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With a dozen roses in his gun rack Junior pulled up into her side lot He carried them up to the front porch And hollered, Wanda, look at what I got! She was sittin? there watchin? TV With a dry wall hanger named Shorty She pressed her nose to the screen door And said, They smell like WD-40! He said, Now don't you be that way You know how much I love you I can't hardly sleep at night And when I do I dream of you And by the way, Shorty, I thank you You could have had 'em put me in jail son I'm just glad I run out of air hose When I come at you with that nail gun Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one' He'll track her down and then if she should run He'll bring her some like a deer on the hood, som Junior's in love Wanda walked down the front steps And sain, I hate to break up the party But I've get to get to work by five Would you run me over there, Shorty' That's when Junior turned bright red And said, I'm takin' her to the dinner And he threw Shorty in the truck bed With a busted nose and a shiner Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a hot one' There's a lots of lovers and Junior, he's not one Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun Junior's in love Oh, you know there's an oil puddle by the dinner And it came out this transmission That's where he parks every night and stares through the window In a lovesick, sorry condition... You see... Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one' He'll track her down and then if she should run He'll bring her some like a deer on the hood, som Junior's in love

Shorty Was Da Bomb

DMX "The Great Depression"
Thursday, June 28, 2:02 A.M “I just called you, you said that you were on your way but there's just one problem... I'm all the way to fucking Rochester, New York. Wrong. Ho.' Doggs gone be doggs don't fuck wit a dogg if you can't take care of a dogg you know whut i say take it easy, lady, you know give me a motherfuckin break, will ya shorty was da bomb brown skin honey with the dough found out she was a lil' ho but still yo pushed up shorty had that ass like BLAOW!!!! had me schemin and how! How can i get that now was like Girlfriend, let me drop a bug in ur ear she didn't mind cuz i told her whut she wanted to hear was like “Yeah!' she knew she was how it was goin down she said, “Page me, code zero, cuz i know you get around!' Didn't even have a man, but even if she did then cuz my game is tight like i stop to cap on a nigga head i said, woke up, like, 9, or sumthin don't act like when i say that ass is mine, i'm frontin! Uhhh that night she let me get that, hit that ripped that, bounced off the walls and flipped that But only one thing went wrong the rubber bust but i didn't fuss cuz dogg!!!! shorty was da bomb! [chorus] Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night and man the pussy was good but shorty's fuckin up my life (fuckin up my life) Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night but man that pussy was good but shorty's fuckin up my life.... c'mon, ma! gimme a break! a few days later, i hit her up just to be real I like, “Whuttup, Boo, how you been, how you feel' She said, “Aiight, but my friend's kinda late Today's the thirteenth, it shoulda been here on the eighth' I'm like, “For real Well stress a pill You better cuz i can't afford another lil' one.' She said, “Neither can I' I said, “Cool cuz i got mad shit to do and you still in school so at least we got the same thing in mind.' If didn't have this kid, then everything woulda been fine BUT i was blind! for the fact that she was settin me up for the kill damn! why wasn't she on The Pill! And i still check up on her, like, once a week sometimes i hit it, sometimes i didn't but Shorty was a frea, and whenever i would speak on the baby, she'd be like: 'I ain't havin this kid, is you crazy!!' Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night (listen man, only one muthafuckin night!) And man the pussy was good (i ain't gone front it was good as a muthafucka) But Shorty's fuckin up my life (man, this bitch is a fuckin headache!) Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night (one muthafuckin night, it was nuthin but trouble) But Man the pussy was good (The pussy!! Man, let me tell ya....) But Shorty's fuckin up my life (dogg, man, this bitch....!) C'mon Ma, gimme a break!! By now wasn't lookin too good cuz she wasn't doin things that she told me she would like gettin the price checked out for whut we had to do and it goes up in the arguements after two and a half, man i had to laugh at her frustrations now she's four months ready to hit the bus station if i was still in that shit wit her made me rob her told her friends, “DMX is my baby's father!' Lil' stomache was showin' so now the heat is on well maybe we'll see the light if i start to treat her wrong i guess she thought that if she keeped the baby, she would keep me got the game on high level, gettin sneaky had the kid she said it was premature found out she was six months when she said she was four so i left her with the pressure on the next man's arm she'll be aiight cuz shorty was da bomb! Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night (man one muthafuckin night Get real!) and man the pussy was good (the pussy it ate the dick up like THAT!) but shorty's fuckin up my life (This bitch won't quit CALLIN'!!!!) Shorty..... UHHHH!! (she was kinda cute though) we only did it full that night (it only takes one night, man, hehehehe) but man that pussy was good (Mmm Mmmm Mmm!!!!) But Shorty's fuckin up my life C'mon, Ma! Gimme a break!!

Three Letter Word

JAMIE FOXX "Unpredictable"
[Spoken Jamie:] Yo you sleep Naw I just um, I think I want some more Yea I know we just got through But its just so good, I just can't help it tho' Its something about your body Naw it ain't all I think about Well to be honest, oh [Verse:] I'm startin' to believe, Something's wrong wit me, Cause everyday, every night, every hour, every minute I'm thinkin' 'bout it I can be at my job, in my car, up in church And when I try to pray it off, it won't work It seems that I can't get enough of [Chorus:] (Sex) All the time (Sex) On my mind (Sex) Everywhere I go (Sex) I'm tryna let you know (Sex) It's stronger than any drug even love S-E-X ohhheee (Sex) Can make you crazy (Sex) Can make a baby (Sex) All night long (Sex) It's the perfect song (Sex) Stronger than any drug even love S-E-X oh [Verse:] Its getting to the point where I (where I) I watch it on TV when I buy DVDs Thirty-nine ninety-nine for the new releases (39.99 for the new releases) I ain't proud of it, 'cause it's getting in the way of love for me And I can't help it, can't shake it (You know what) Sometimes I hear it calling me [Chorus 1X] [Hook:] Some call it bad, some call it good Some do it bourgeois, some do it hood I do it hood (can I say that one more time) girl I do it hood oh Some like it slow, some like it fast It don't mater the tempo long as it lasts I make it last (can I say that one more time) girl I make it last oh [Chorus until end]

World Of Girls

JOE "Better Days"
Met a girl on trip to Spain Took a walk and in the rain Dinner by candle-light Every night She was every man's delight Had a dream__ Bentley and humor And I fell in love Instantly the way she put that thing on me I have kissed the most exotic faces From London to Honolulu Made love in the most romantic places What more can one man do Livin' in a world of girls It's like swimming in a sea of peals Tastes like caviar Watching shooting stars She's like _sh to the touch Diamonds in a ruff Had a girl who was a beauty queen Most beautiful one to me Straight out of a magazine Centerfold Took a ride on my__ Puerto Rican, Dominican, Americana And beautiful Rio Janiero And they all look so good to me Like a ride in an air balloon Through the sky on a night with a silver moon Like the first time lovers kissed Like the first time lovers with come true Like a Saturday sun Like a rush when you know you're found That one It feels so good to me

Love In The Night

RICK JAMES "Fire It Up"
Woke up this morning, the sign of loneliness had left my face In its place, peaceful contentment Seemed to caress me, as I watched you sleep So beautiful you made me weep Just yesterday we were strangers babe Meeting each other in nighttime charades You with a glance, I with romance And together, we took a chance baby, yeah We made love in the night We made love in the night Love in the night If you want me say yeah, yeah If you want me say yeah, yeah Anger and madness, that's how I felt before I met you, dear In my heart there was fear, oh, don't get me wrong now They're many, many girls I have let use my bed Take my heart and my head Oh what's the use girl you're fast asleep You can't hear me or see me, so what does it mean? Is there a trace of a tear on your face Could it truly be You've been listenin' to me, yeah, baby Let's make love in the night Love in the nighttime is the right time for you baby Love in the night If you want me say yeah yeah If you want me say yeah yeah yeah baby Love in the night Baby, baby let's make love in the night If it's good to you mama keep on talkin', say Love in the nighttime is the right time for makin' Love in the night Love in the night Love in the night, if it's good to you baby [Chorus] (Love), Hear me talkin' to you people (Love), Makin' love is gonna be so fine Sing Everybody make love Everybody every single body Let's make love yeah, yeah (Let's make love) People sing it, yeah yeah (Let's make love) When it feels lonely baby (Let's make love) Makin' love is better than war (Let's make love) Let's make love Make love Then every single body in the whole wide world needs a little love Good night people Stone City Band, Good night Colored Girls, Jackie & Lisa, Good night Danny and the horn players, Good night

Remembering

JERRY REED "Nashville Underground"
Every night I go down to this same little joint Fill up my glass till I reach the point past remembering Where the music is loud the conversation is free A dance or two with someone to keep me from remembering The fool I've been the hurt I've caused the good woman that I loved and lost For she's constantly with me in memory I go home but I couldn't sleep and after hours I'd be walkin' the streets remembering A good woman's love is hard to find and my woman's love was just that kind And I'm the reason that she's gone today I miss her so and the price that I pay is remembering I take her to sleep in my dreams every night Then start all over in the morning light remebering The way it was when she loved me then like a fool how I carelessly Broke her heart then watched my world fall apart I'd give this world for yesterday just to have her love me the way I remember Just to have her love me the way I remember

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