JIMMY FALLON lyrics - The Bathroom Wall

Troll Doll Jingles

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[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon And welcome back to the audition for Troll Productions Inc. Remember we are looking for a jingle, for our new line of troll dolls, A jingle, alright thank you for coming to the audition, but first up U2 [Jimmy Fallon as U2] Uh! Uh! Troll Doll out on the street Got no job got no money Got no shoes on their feet Troll Doll Troll Doll Aight! Uh! [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you, next up, the audition we have, the 4 Non Blondes [Jimmy Fallon as 4 Non Blondes] 25 years I'll be 30 years old I'm 5 and I'm sitting here playing with this troll This troll That I got for Christmas And so I'm playing with his shirt and I'm playing with his hair I'm gonna play with my friend, so I'll put you right there And I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute But when I come back around my troll's not there And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair And I scream at the top of my lungs "My Troll is Gone" And I say hey ay ay ay Hey ay ay I say hey, My Troll is gone.. [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you, that's all now...next up for the audition are, R.E.M [Jimmy Fallon as R.E.M.] That's it in the window That Troll is a Blue Light special Here at K-Mart can't wait to get it... Oh no it costs too much I don't have enough [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you, next up, uh, next up is the, the Counting Crows [Jimmy Fallon as Counting Crows] Sha la la la la la ya Woah ho Yeah Got this this doll he's a friend of mine He's always there when I need him, Mr.Troll We go out for a walk some times And we take a walk We take a walk, Yeah Mr. Troll and me, Cruisin' around the streets of Boston And we get lost sometimes But we don't know how it's a sold out show.. And we're Sha la la la la la la la la la Mr. Troll and me, Gonna be a Big Star [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Next up, uh, next up, uh, Coldplay [Jimmy Fallon as Coldplay] I bought a Troll I bought a Troll for you The one you wanted was blue But they only had Yellow You guys! 1, 2, 3, 4....! [Audience] I bought a Troll I bought a Troll for you The one you wanted was blue But they only had Yellow [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Next up, uh, haha, oh great, next up, uh, next up for the audition, Alanis Morisette [Jimmy Fallon as Alanis Morisette] I wanted a Troll Doll but I didn't have money to pay for it. So we decided to steal it, A five-finger discount And run for it. But you, you got away And I was indicted Because of a Troll Doll [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Next up, um, next up the, the Dave Matthews Band [Jimmy Fallon as Dave Matthews Band] I say I went to a toy store Got a Troll for my kid I fell asleep and they locked me in Yeah Yeah Yeah Now I'm stuck inside Because here I have been shopping for a long long time Tridding Trodden Trolls for a long long time Open up this toy store and let me out Little Baby! [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you very much, I appreciate it, goodnight everybody!!

Granite Tops

JACK & JACK
Yeah yeah yeah yeah Alright check me out! No I don't claim to know the struggle 'Cause I've never lived it but Life for me hasn't always been photogenic and perfect Only I can make my own self determined Not a parent, a preacher, a teacher, Jesus or verdict could overturn This will power that I got burnin' So deep inside of me trying unecessary like cursive And no my parents aren't divorced My pops never vanished They act like since I've always had granite tops That I take this shit for granited, dammit That isn't further from the truth Who gives a damn if I was brought up astute? They say "You don't have the financial problems all these real rappers do and you ain't even bustin' caps in dudes" And just because I have a passion for rappin' The world expects me to? Now that's the stupidest thing that I've ever heard I'm just gon' flip em' the bird I'm wakin' up in the early morning hours A powerful work etchi's so unheard of in this day And age I'll make my way regardless of the haters hatin' Envy is a shameful trait Sometimes I feel there's no escape from the scrutiny and judgements And really Theres not it's gonna keep comin As long as long as the youngin' is buzzin' Ah, So I just accept it and laugh And as much as I love the cash it's so much deeper than that Bein' iconics what I'm striving for while sleeping I snap into a new reality within my dreams And then I wake up to the exact same thing 'Cause recently my life is flipped 180 degrees I was never the most confident of my friends I remember down in my basement Sammy, Big Mikes and Biggs They made me rap for em' Threatening me with shit if I didn't Lowkey makin fun of me as I spit You know how it is Probably thinking to them selves "you better stick to your day job" But now the jokes on them 'Cause that's exactly what this is Yeah Gettin the types of girls I used to not Kinda goes to show as an example How I'm used a lot But no I'm not complaining 'Cause no I didn't got the moral compass of the gods Honestly sometimes I fuck up I'm just a human Sometimes I'm out until the sun's up But that's just how it is when you're young buck Livin' on my own only 18 Don't really like the clubs much I'd rather chill and puff one But that's besides the fact Hip hop head claiming I can't mess with em' 'cause this or that And they're viners and they have young girls for the fans But man at least those girls love me just for who I am I, I guess they'll never understand it's aight

Steven

JAKE MILLER "The Road Less Traveled"
Yeah, look Let me tell you about a kid named Steven He's slowly running out of things to believe in Every couple of months his mom leaves him, for no good reason his step-dad beats him Not too many friends, only ever had a few of them, but recently they don't want anything to do with him Always eating lunch in the bathroom stall, he just wants to feel normal and be cool again, yeah Always feeling like the outcast, he's been going crazy ever since his dad passed He needs guidance and advice but instead he only has breakdowns and flashbacks of the car crash uh It's been getting harder everyday, if he was still around everything would be OK 'Cause his dad was always the light at the end of the tunnel, but now that same damn tunnel is looking dark and grey He keeps quiet in the back of the class and when the bell rings Steven hurries home fast scared to death the other kids will kick his ass on the long walk home 'Cause its happened in the past so He's getting used to the black eyes and fat lips but all he's got is a fake smile and cut wrists Wishin' he could walk right up to them and show them the scars and say look you're the reason that I've done this Maybe they would finally understand and go back to how it was before it all began But he's just a little different so they taunt him and they beat him Yeah it's all just fun and games, they don't give a damn, yeah His older brother ain't around, in and out of jail, hanging with the wrong crowd He's been doing coke, smoking weed, getting drunk all his life he's a shame no, he's not too proud Now his habits are rubbing off on his little bro yeah, but guess what? Little did he know that every time he did a line, every time he lit a joint, every time he took a shot he would set the mode, So Steven's sitting in his room getting high now Doors locked, music up, with his lights out He just takes another toke til his room fills with smoke 5-6-7 hours til he knocks out Now he started stealing pills from his mom 8-9-10 at a time and now they're gone and maybe for a moment all his problems seem to fade, but the high fades too after not too long and that's when it really sinks in and that's when it hits him that these god damn drugs won't fix him Curled up on the floor, can't take it anymore Now he's talking to God 'cause he's the only one that gets him On his knees, looking up, can't stop crying "God I know we haven't talked in a long time but this time I really need you. Please God help me, say something just give me a sign, because now I'm falling apart and I don't think that I can do it. Please God, give me the strength to pull through it. Tell me, Should I give up? I could end it all right now. I just don't know if I'm brave enough to do it. 'Cause there's gotta be a better way than suicide. Try to wait it out, give it time, you'll be fine. But it's been so long and I still haven't been able to get rid of all the thoughts that I feel inside. So sick, so angry, so mad and to top it off no one even knows that" That's when he stood up, wiped his tears, walked over to his desk and got a pen and a notepad He just couldn't see it getting any better So on a cold dark night in December, Steven knew exactly what he had to do But first he sat down and wrote a couple letters One to his step-dad, one to his mother, couple to the kids at school, one to his brother Bringing them the pain that they once brought him tear drops on the paper one after another Yeah, I hope that you all feel guilty. 'Cause I'm broken now and you can't heal me And now you're all an accomplice in murder each and every one of you has chipped in to kill me So the reason that I'm writing you this evening, is to say goodbye and to tell you that I'm leaving But don't hold your breath 'cause I ain't never coming back Sincerely yours, Steven

Walk Away

ALANIS MORISSETTE "Alanis"
A downtown cafe Saturday evenin' and the place is about to be closed I'm meeting my baby yeah and order my hundreath cup of coffee today My hands are shakin' At half past seven I'm sittin here waitin' for my boy all alone for too long It's after eleven yeah I'm tired of waitin' and I'm gonna go home cause I don't need this You never think twice before you break all the rules you gotta be crazy if you think I'm a fool [CHORUS:] I'll walk away and say good bye If you don't want me anymore I've bot my pride I'll walk away and say good bye if I don't get the love we had before not satisfied He finally gets here I'm waitin' for him to ask me why there's a frown on my face He orders a cold beer he has an excuse about his car breakin' down but I don't buy it You're givin' me sometin' I don't need anymore Just gimme the word and I'll be slammin' the door [CHORUS] His best intentians are never the same as what he does of the end of the day. I'm feelin' the tension yeah Don't gimme no reasons cause you don't comprehend what am I feelin' You never think twice before you break all the rules You gotta be crazy if you think I'm a fool You're givin' me somethin' I don't need anymore Just gimme the word and I'll be slammin' the door [CHORUS] So tell me now Just say the word It won't be long I'll be long long gone...

Put Me In The Trash

MICK JAGGER "Wandering Spirit"
Yeah you put me in the trash yeah you gave me up for lost Now I see that you're doing alright Take a look at me and count the cost Baby can't you see I'm short on greens I am your long lost man, you don't recognize me I used to load you up with cash I used to dress you like a dream All the fancy food, you always wolfed it down Yeah but you never made a scene Baby can't you see, I'm no fantasy I am your long lost man, you don't recognize me Standing around in the rain, with my hands froze Looking around for small change in your window Out in the cold once again, write out a cheque for old flames Pity for old time sake, I'll make your heart glow Yeah, I'm your long lost man, don't you recognize me Gimme some money baby, I'm broke Why don't you, why don't you dig right down in your purse And gimme some dough Yeah don't you remember me baby Don't you remember all those Jean Paul Gaultier dresses I bought you and all those tickets to the opera What about that bright red Ferrari I bought you now And all those, and all those shoes Yeah I know it's the recession baby, but give me some money Yeah come on now be generous Oh yeah alright

A Prayer For Michael Vick And T.I. (We Love You Family)

JAY ELECTRONICA "The Jay Electronica Project"
I never got shook up by talks of Illuminati I'm from where niggas talk that talk Then walk around the streets all day Carrying heat like the human body Stress – we mastered that Death – we laugh at that You niggas sweeter than the cog-ni-ac I never sleep and when my eyes is closed I'm in the deep battle for sheep. I'm an insomniac. And when it comes to the rhymes, a hypochondriac The flow so sickly, splash a hot round on me Peel off quickly. luckily, Now one of you niggas could fuck with me I'll hit you with a plus degree Mind detect mind, plus mind detect matter With that I say peace to the g.o.'s And all my niggas locked away in cages, giving shit to the c.o.'s Doing long stretches on the track Cause they fell into the trap of the Neo's The Farrakhan of rap, giving dap to the people Busting shots out the eagle With the arrows in it's talon, sneaking shots when you peep through your peephole Spit the abracadabra, manipulate matter with a black magic created to eradicate evil So if they call me a rapper, okay yeah I can dig it But if they bring me before the congress, then I can kick it I send the devil to hell every time that I get wicked I get to ayosorabasura yeah I get lifted One for money, two for the pussy and fame Three hundred'll go to the court to change my name Like cassius. the past just show me lessons. Stay on my grind and pray that time will show me blessings Was my own model. I'm from the magnolia projects Where dice rollers and heroin addicts is role models So I had no choice but to kick it to full throttle. My nigga's in Philly'll probably tell you – the boy's thorough Now, either you with me or you with me Cause even if you against me, running with my enemies They ain't nothing but mini-me's That I created long, long ago And they only want to cut off My lineage like the kennedys That being the case, You should be aware I blast many a face And left niggas displaced like Katrina did And gave them very little with nothing like FEMA did And I ain't never seen a bid Well, there was one time when me and ali tussled with one-time For claiming our sovereignty as a nation and bloodline You niggas should give a standing ovation To the mc who stands in the face of satan Hitting them with Creation

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