JIMMY FALLON lyrics - The Bathroom Wall

Roommates

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*Go back ::scratch:: Go back ::scratch:: Go back to ur dorm, an u got ur roommate.. that never werks out. That never werks out.. they don't want it to work out. They want it like its a real world episode in ur dorm room. Like I, uh, Like I don't understand like they hav the compatibility tests you fill out at the beginning of the year... thats such a joke with that test u fill out at the beginning of the year. It's like Umm I like rock and roll. I like stayin up late, and I love the ladies! oh yeah oh hoo Okay we got the perfect room mate for u. He'z an opera major,he'z an arptileptic, an he'z gay so go fight each other. we got four camera angles. That'll be perfect, welcome to college, go screw urself. HUH? Yeah, thats what we say here, go ahead. Then u think urslef, Okay I got it beat, i got it beat, my buddy from high skool's comn up, hez gonna be my room mate, its gonna be awesum. No, that is never awesum. It doesn't work out. No it doesn't. Hate to tell ya, u will fight each other, u will jes get, u will get, ill tell ya why one of is cuz they have too much dirt on u. You'r friend from home has too much dirt on u, they'll kill u they'll crush u in an argument for no reason. Like u jes say hey man, uh, these dishes hav been in the sink for like 2 weeks man, an their ur dishes, are u gonna clean em or wat? Yeah remember when u had crabs in 6 grade? (audience laughter) I fair to bring up my crabs?

When All Light Dies

JEDI MIND TRICKS "Servants In Heaven, Kings In Hell"
[Intro: Vinnie Paz] Yeah, Jedi Mind Vinnie Pazienza, the Enemy of Mankind Servants in Heaven, Kings in Hell Horrorcore, yeah, walk with me [Verse 1: Vinnie Paz] I pop a pill and zone, my voice alone 'll fuckin' kill your bones The AR-15 beam leave you still as stone I'm workin' twenty-four-seven while you chill at home I'm on the block with my people where the killers roam I'm in a killer zone, where police can trap me I'm ready to go to war with them like we Iraqi We in the last days, only darkness passes No more pure air, only bloody money ashes Yeah, you need to recognize the God is sick 'Cause I was born inside of Egypt near the Gaza Strip Don't make me cock the fifth, and put the flame to him And thug it out like the Israeli's and Iranian's Remember when I put the pen to pad When I heard "Style Wars" by Lakim Shabazz Then in the lab, everything was constructed with Stoupe And y'all know that no one fuckin' with us as a group [Chorus: Shara Worden] When All the Light goes out where will you be? When the darkness comes what will you see? (When the lights go out) When All the Light goes out where will you be? (When the lights go out) When the darkness comes what will you see? [Verse 2: Vinnie Paz] I'm a cannibal corpse, .38 snub splatter your thoughts Peel your skin off of your body like animal cloth I'm the reason for the Carthage in Hannibal's force I'm the reason for the carnage in parable's lost And I'll put the heater right where your lungs at And none of y'all would be around if I could bring Pun back You want the horrorcore Vinnie? He brung that Along with the .44 militant gun rap I break bread with the brothers I trust 'Cause I know that if I'm ever in some trouble, they bust Could never be us, we too raw for the rap now Anybody with a tape recorder can rap now I pull a twelve gauge shotty, you back down And then the last thing you hear is the gat sound From the city where they framed Mumia We gonna break him out, run up with them flames and heaters [Chorus: Shara Worden] When All the Light goes out where will you be? When the darkness comes what will you see? (When the lights go out) When All the Light goes out where will you be? (When the lights go out) When the darkness comes what will you see? [Verse 3: Vinnie Paz] Yeah, yeah, I carry heavy fifths, I'm a biological terrorist If you ain't been in war, then you don't know what terror is You try to help people but do nothin' like therapists It's basic rules to the game, cousin, you never snitch Or you can see the type of lead that my Beretta spits Or send you through the torture chamber and behead the bitch Yeah, I'll put your body to the blades and choppers And teach you about the disruptive symbol of chakra's If you believe what they tellin' you, the beast and them won That's why I speak about survival and need for a gun I stand for what them thugs is reppin' But they don't know the government is usin' drugs as weapons And drug injections, was taught by the prophets before About the cavalry of shadowy profits of war It's hard of grip, so I spit it at different degrees But the inner earth holds more water then seas [Bridge: Shara Worden] Who's gonna save you When All the Lights go out It's time to reconcile, how you gonna go, how you gonna go? When the Lights go out, When the Lights go out When the Lights go out, how you gonna go? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Bucket List

JACK & JACK
Don't need a visa, when you're flyin' private, noooo Boats, planes, trains, yeah, man you know I'm on it, you know I'm on it New 458 dripping wet paint Ride down the interstate Money like trevi fountain Foreign money stay countin' Livin' life like a bucket list Livin' like I never miss House white with a picket fence Feelin' like the prince of egypt Showin' love at the kodak theater All the truest ones gonna be there Captain of the ship in the bay, Loatin' in the dead sea that's how we play I live the dream you'll never see One kill the game quite like me I'll be livin' it up, fillin' my cup, yeah And I just got paid gonna go off Way I been livin' just ain't enough Imma start doin' me, yeah This world is so beautiful Want to go see it all Come travel around with me, me Through the days and the nights We work to make it right Now come get lost with me, me Ever since I was a kid When I grew up I knew I wanted a rolly on my wrist And a brand new whip, that I could show off to my friends But that's just how it is, when you're livin' life like a bucket list Overseas or domestic, it doesn't really matter Cuz wherever we go you know we impressin' And imma teach the world a lesson On what it means to be the person That goes beyond what's expected Achievin' new goals every week That's just how it goes we don't sleep We work around the clock all day Because we seek a future, where we can do just what we please And I need this, I want this, so imma make sure that I get it And when I'm dead and gone, I hope they singin' our songs And I'll be lookin' down like no way we did it, Like no way we did it, like no one has done it Changin' the world maybe bein' iconic What we've always wanted, but we ain't even gotten started, yeah So I mm a take it right back to my childhood I never knew I'd catch flame like I'm firewood But now I'm cracklin' and sizzlin' and even though it's December and imma kill it cold blood like a tiger would So let's get it now I live the dream you'll never see One kill the game quite like me I'll be livin' it up, fillin' my cup, yeah And I just got paid gonna go off Way I been livin' just ain't enough Imma start doin' me, yeah This world is so beautiful Want to go see it all Come travel around with me, me Through the days and the nights We work to make it right Now come get lost with me, me So take all that passion Turn it into action Don't want no stress on tension You're gonna be a legend Will you open up your eyes, yeah I live the dream you'll never see One kill the game quite like me I'll be livin' it up, fillin' my cup, yeah And I just got paid gonna go off Way I been livin' just ain't enough Imma start doin' me, yeah This world is so beautiful Want to go see it all Come travel around with me, me Through the days and the nights We work to make it right Now come get lost with me, me

Inescapable

JESSICA MAUBOY "Get 'Em Girls"
I'll be inescapable, unshakable, incapable You won't get rid of me, rid of me. I'm gonna get to you and wear wear wear you down, All of your defenses gonna tear tear them down, All other reasons why this won't won't work you'll find they don't don't work no more. If you dreaming, I'll sneak in, Lock your door and, I'll creep in, When you're waking, when you're sleeping, I will be there I'll be inescapable like a song in your head Unshakable, try to fight but you'll be incapable you won't get rid of me, rid of me yeah You think you can keep me out, I'll be all you think about, my spell will be unbreakable, I'll be in an escapable. I'll knock your walls down, there will be cave cave caving in, Give you a taste, you'll be crave crave craving in And you'll be wanting me around 'roung 'round, I've got no doubt doubt doubt about it, If you are hiding, I'll find you, You can run but why try to, like a shadow behind you, I will be there. I'll be inescapable like a song in your head Unshakable, try to fight but you'll be incapable You won't get rid of me, rid of me yeah You think you can keep me out, I'll be all you think about, my spell will be unbreakable, I'll be in an escapable. I'll be the shadow man is always surround you, I'll be the air that's gonna always surround you Guess what I am saying what it really comes down to, is I'll be there, Oh yeah And you can think, go on and think you're gonna stop it, But every dream, your gonna dream, I'm gonna haunt it. I am staying on it, making a promise, Yeah I'll be inescapable like a song in your head Unshakable, try to fight but you'll be incapable you won't get rid of me, rid of me yeah You think you can keep me out, I'll be all you think about, must bare with me unbreakable, I'll be in an escapable.

Quote Me

J. COLE "The Come Up"
Haha uh Yeah, uh Yeah, Yo Bear with a nigga man, Gotta a little head cold, ya know? I'll still kill it nigga Show y'all niggas how it do, Real Quick, Uh. You know what they say, The window to the soul is in the eyes, So disrespect a nigga, I will close a nigga blind, Yeah who can hold us? Super focused Shoot them hoes with the super soakers, I got 'em so wet, fuck that, more wet, I'm Hennessy drinking Wonder what my enemies' thinking, Nervous? nigga, please. I'm finna be caking with dough- So much bread, it's like a nigga be baking. Walk that's so cold, this shit will need blankets, Money coming soon, tell my niggas be patient. We gonna replace those whips with some sicker ones, We gonna erase them chicks for some thicker ones. Hit and run, bigger funds, But still can't forget to pour liquor, As I reminisce on them niggas that couldn't come. Rest in peace, can't control another man's destiny, So I do what's best for me. I know you think niggas well, ain't no test to me. On my plate is a meal, ain't no recipe- for that, Some nigga chill on the tech, no speak, blaaat, Some niggas will put your chest to feet I'm talking reckless. What you expect nigga, I'm flexing, Y'all dyslexic, got a nigga twisted. Never shot a nigga, I don't gotta get convicted, Cause if I say the word, your whole squad is getting lifted. What up then? Niggas ain't saying nothing? Shut up then! Wouldn't last a minute in the city I grew up in. Where I got my swag, cool as the breeze is, Chip on my shoulder, I walk like I'm Jesus. About that paper, we could give a fuck if you believe us, Looking for model divas that barely speak English, Fuck 'em while we rich, cause when we broke, they gonna leave us, We earn stripes, looking like zebras, Y'all looking like Adidas. We do it for the streets, cause they need us, Got beef? Come meet us. Ok I thought so, Y'all niggas are so mad cause I floss so bad on bitches, And with this stroke, I'm Picasso, Niggas told me good afaso, Now she yelling out God so much, thought I had her singing gospel. Shit, shout out to my apostle, Shit, you know me, nicest nigga in the south, Yea you can quote me! Wooo Shit! Haha Ooooh Shit, mother fucker! Hahaha Oohh Shit, And I'm sick bitch, holla at me! You know! Fuck boy!

And God Said To Cain

JEDI MIND TRICKS "The Thief And The Fallen"
[Intro: A-F-R-O as Don Corleone] Don Corleone here to tell you about loyalty, respect and underground shit [Verse 1: A-F-R-O] The myth of a man let your bridges wither and dance Oblivious now, primitive, I'm Olympian, now it's routed in pistols Allow me to buy the album, child imbeciles And I was a coward out to intend powerful minutes for The crowd, the men, the rowdy, loudest towered sour diesel Out to seek a pile of reeking, reaching demons, wild deacons Denial deep, denial seek the child teachin' my own preachin' means And thinkin' why I'm leavin' rhymes leakin' by the evenin' Who'da thought the hammer hit ya? The Ruger spark, leave you handicapped, trapped in wheelchairs Drop bomb, calm flow forming on Important, I'm raw mob (Don Corleone) Take this offer, the vengeance refuse to Amend all you're used to, remember that you're useful Uh, and the Godfather speaks R.A. and Vinnie Paz, Stoupe on the beat Let's get it! [Hook:] You go against the family, you get buried It's R.A., A-F-R-O, Stoupe and Vinnie P Cause most these rappers nowadays is fairies And y'all could never fuck with JMT (Fuck around and catch a left and a right fist) [Verse 2: R.A. The Rugged Man] Yo, to the piano blue diablo, will do an Amadou Diallo Out the Kilimanjaro, animal, Italiano Mario Bava a giallo, I beat apollo, you eat a hollow Hole in your middle, look like a seed of avocado Life gone, I'm beyond body harm, carry an arm in my palm Leave you bloodier than Carrie at the prom Man, Van Damme kick a foe, Mantan Wigger, whoa!! bam bam bigelow, bigger flow, Riddick Bowe Summer 80's Bananarama, da ha da ha Had the hammer to Alabama to where the crackers are Animated Hanna Barbera Barbera rather Cameron in avatar Stamina like the man out of Panama, Paz and Allah Macking Mary Magdalene, Howard Hewett from Shalamar Rapping assassin like I'm back with Rawkus and Agallah Pill to a blondie, the ill Bill Cosby Ill hobby, kill the body, Ingagi, I killed Gandhi I like Chi-Lites, dice and knife fights Mics syllables slang slit you, scissor precise slice Sacrifice, lose suitable beautiful life price And I could conquer the Devil and I could revise Christ, c'mon [Hook] [Verse 3: Vinnie Paz] C'mon The mythical man who come from indivisible fam You pitiful fam, this shit is gonna get physical fam You kicking the can, I'm visual like Dario Argento Like stabbing you with a pencil inside of the instrumental If that ain't what you was into, I'll slide inside of your mental And provide you with a rhyme, make it silence the instrumental I body you with the Ginsu, but that'll probably be drawn It's not so hidden, it got a kind of me gone And I'mma probably be wrong and y'all will probably be on The anomaly is how you'll be on a quality song The bodies is on my lawn, the bodies have been deformed The bodies have been piling up like I've been silently calm I had to sound the alarm, I had to try to get rid of em Riddlin with the Ritalin, little bit of adrenaline A little bit of medicine in the middle of Italy And the only way to really begin again is to end again [Hook] [Outro:] You know who I am I'm back and ready to fight You know who I am Come out your belly and get shot drastically You know who I am I'm back and ready to fight You know who I am

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