JIMMY FALLON lyrics - The Bathroom Wall

Idiot Boyfriend

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Oooooooo. Ahhhhhhh. I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, 'cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am. I'm gonna take you out. Leave my wallet home. Then I'll use you cell phone, baby, long distance. And I'm your boyfriend. Baby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes. I still got some learning to do. I made out with your best friend the other day, and now, we're best friends too. Yeeeeeeah! And I know what you want. And I know what you need. And i'm gonna screw it up, yeah. 'Cause i'm an idiot, and i'm your boyfriend. Yes I am. And I'm gonna get you a gift (Hey), but it's something I like too. Hope you like this NORELCO Beard Trimmer with my name on it, and i'm your boyfriend. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-by. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up, 4 o'clock in the mor-hor-hor-hor-ning! Wake you up. I'm an idiot, pick up the phone. Come on. Now look, let's get in my dad's SUV. And we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad. I'll tell my mom to go to sleep. Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see. We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up. How about, like, something like 'The Matrix?' Ooooooh. Ahhhhhh. I can turn that boom-box up, and make the bass smack the side of my momma's couch-uh. (Yeah!) Hey baby, you like fine cooking? (Yeah) 'Cause you know what? I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer, with your name on it. Check it out. Yeah. I've got a permanent wave, yeah. I got an ogilvie home perm, baby. Ooooo. Ahhhh. Uh! I honk the horn. Can you honk the horn? Can you honk the horn? Let me hear ya honk it. Come on. And let me hear you say uh-uh. (Yeah) Let me hear you say uh-uh-uh. (Yeah) Let me hear you say uh-uh. Let me hear you say uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Oh-oh Yeah!

I Wanna Get Close

Freestyle
INTRO : LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA YEAH YEAH LA LA LA LA LA (2X) YEAH, YEAH I : I THINK I'VE FINALLY FOUND THE ONE THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR I KNEW THAT IT WAS YOU AS SOON AS YOU WALKED THRU THAT DOOR REFRAIN: NO, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY JUST ONE SMILE YOU BRIGHTENED UP MY DAY AND NOW ALL I REALLY WANT TO DO TODAY IS … CHORUS: I WANNA GET CLOSE TO YOU ( I WANNA GET CLOSE) CAUSE I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU (CAN WE GET CLOSE) OOOH BABY , I'M BLINDED BY YOU (EVERYONE KNOWS) EVERYONE KNOWS, AND IT SHOWS… I WANNA GET CLOSE LA LA LA LA LA (2X) YEAH, YEAH II : I STILL REMEMBER WHEN YOU SMILED AT ME AND SAID HELLO OH, I CAN'T FORGET THE DAY WE MET WHAT YOU DID FOR ME YOU NEVER KNOW REFRAIN: NO, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ALL I DID WAS DREAM OF HOLDIN' YOU AND NOW, BABY ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU IS… CHORUS : (REPEAT) CODA 1 : I'M GONNA GET CLOSE TO YOU ( I'M GONNA GET CLOSE) I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU (WE'RE GONNA GET CLOSE) OOOH BABY, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE (EVERYONE KNOWS) EVERYONE KNOWS, AND IT SHOWS… I WANNA GET CLOSE CODA 2 : OOOH, OOOH, WHAT A FEELING 'COZ I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT TOUCHED ME DEEP INSIDE, YEAH OOOH, OOOH, WHAT A FEELING I KNOW YOU FEEL IT TOO ‘COZ IT'S FOR ME AND YOU (INTRO) 2X ---- FADE OUT

Nothing

DUSTY SPRINGFIELD "Dusty"
(Bob Elgin / Frank Augustus / Clarence Lewis) Baby, if a wall of stone were built around your heart Oh, don't you know, don't you know? I would tear the wall apart 'Cause nothing, nothing, nothing, I said no, not nothing Nothing in the world's gonna keep me away from you If a sea of fire, it was surrounding you Oh, don't you know, don't you know? I would find a way to get through Because nothing, nothing, nothing, I said no, not nothing Nothing in the world's gonna keep me away from you I've been listening, baby For one thing, one little thing that I wanna hear Come on and tell me, come on tell me Do you really, really, really, really want me here? Because nothing, nothing, nothing, I said no, not nothing Nothing in the world's gonna keep me away from you Yeah, I'm listening, baby (Nothing in the world's gonna keep me away from you) Yeah, I'm listening, baby For one thing, for one little thing that I wanna hear Come on and tell me, come on and tell me Do you really, really, really, really want me here? Because nothing, nothing, I said nothing, no, no, not nothing Nothing in the world's gonna keep me away from you Oh, I said nothing, I said nothing, I said nothing, no, no, no, no, not nothing Nothing in the world's gonna keep me away from you Yeah, yeah

The Hitman

QUEEN "Innuendo"
I'm the hitman Stand aside I'm the hitman I want your life Ain't no escaping Don't run and hide There goes the neighbourhood I'm gonna kill for your love Hitman Now don't you cry I'm just it man And you might get fried Gun in my pocket Don't get me wrong I'll be your hitman - a fool for your love I'm the head shredder - That's better - Baby baby baby I'm a hitman - hitman - hitman Yeah - trouble in the East, troubled in the West Struggle with the beast - what a thief, what a pest Come back mother / Nuke that sucker Yeah - yeah - yeah I'm the hitman - that's the way to do it I'm your prize But this hitman - Can cut you down to size Love me (baby) Don't be so cool Love me love me baby I've been to the hitman school Yeah - yeah You're gonna make my day Gonna blow you away Now the fun begins Hitman Are you ready for the sting Gonna waste that thing Hitman is king

Can You Feel Me?

WILL SMITH "Willennium"
[Will Smith] Whoo! What What Can you feel me baby I can feel you No doubt, known to make it happen [Will Smith] I see you wanna dance huh With your girls and your friends huh What about me and my menz huh Roll through in the Range and the Benz huh Wanna jam on the dance floor till it ends huh Tight butta get a lot of attention I see y'all looking like a Prada convention Can't stop staring, you fine as hell Got my shades on though I ain't playin' myself Mad dudes with doughs, clock your flows No X and O's just sexy clothes Got your dudes with the Lex and the Roves Striking a pose But everybody knows you want me Come get me, here I be In the V-I, P-I waiting fmr the Yo something in your way, go through it Pretend you got a swoosh in ya baby Just do it Can you feel me baby (Hell yeah mama, hell yeah) Do you like it sugar (No doubt, no doubt) Do you want me honey (You Eve baby, yo Eve) Are you liking what you see (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) [Eve] Uh, come on So you wanna bill papa I don't buy it, say heart stopper Cause I move fast in the club Where you at huh Big Willie Style when your dogs play the back I like the fact that you're so low-key But play it any lower and you won't know me Cause I'm out the door for sure approach me Wave your hand and come over trying to coax me (what) Why you in the V-I, E-V-E too fly to drop by Get up off your clothes and cruise by Shades high, nothing while you're with bluffing your team Every time I'm with you blushing, your smile gleam You don't think I know you noticing me Come on get closer to me Be bold take a dose of the Eve If you're ready for your part Cause I'm 'bout to depart I'm your life for the rest of the night I'm breaking hearts [Will Smith] Yo get your hot self over here [Eve] No, get your body up out your chair [Will Smith] What I ball too hard for that [Eve] Hold up baby act like I ain't balling back [Will Smith] Look I ain't trying to play no games [Eve] Oh yeah well I ain't no regular dame [Will Smith] Alright, look let's meet half way [Eve] Well if you're getting up daddy make it all the way [Will Smith] Alright Can you feel me baby (Hell yeah mama, hell yeah) Do you like it sugar (Come on playboy, come on) Do you want me honey (No doubt baby, no doubt) Are you liking what you see (Uh come on, come on, come on) I think if you're feeling me Come and get me There's no time to waste Come on stop playing these games [Will Smith] Playing me like I'm on E! or somethin' The big dawg like some flea or something What Hard to get, don't get got Even when you're sizzling hot [Eve] Yeah blonde bombshell got ya sweating huh Stunting in the club got ya betting huh Can ya get it or make it yours Guess you'll never know Ten seconds before I bounce baby Then I gotta go [Will Smith] Yo get your hot self over here [Eve] No, get your body up off your chair [Will Smith] What I ball too hard for that [Eve] Hold up baby act like I ain't balling back [Will Smith] Look I ain't trying to play no games [Eve] Oh yeah well I ain't no regular dame [Will Smith] Alright, look let's meet half way [Eve] Well if you're getting up daddy make it all the way Can you feel me baby (Hell yeah mama, hell yeah) Do you like it sugar (Come on baby, come on) Do you want me honey (No doubt baby, no doubt) Are you liking what you see (Whoo!) Can you feel me baby (Hell yeah mama, hell yeah) Do you like it sugar (Come on daddy, come on) Do you want me honey

Slow Love

USHER "Usher"
Get em up get em up get em up Come on come on Come and get some of this Yeah baby come on Come and get some of this slow love Let's get it on Come and get some of this Yeah baby you ready Come and get some of this slow love Lay back and relax I've got the love You've been searchin' for Ain't out for games So can't mess with your mind I just wanna love you And take my time (Come and get) Ohter guys like to Hit and run Baby I'm not the one Can't stop till you're satisfied so Come and get some of this slow love (Slow love baby) Ain't no need to rush We've got all night to fly (All night baby yeah, yeah) Come and get some of this slow love (Come and get this slow love oh) Let's just take our time And do it right With a love like mine No wrong can be done Cause i'll be lovin' you One on one (One on one) Don't know who loves you before me Not sayin' I'm a perfect man But i'll love you perfectly I'm not the kind of guy Who likes to take it fast Gotta make it last, tonight Other guys Like to hit and run Baby I'm not the one Can't stop till you're satisfied it's slow Ain't gonna ask is it Good to you I know what to do With the up and down Round and round I'm just gonna give it to you (Just gonna give it to you girl...) Nice and slow Here we go ho! (Yeah uh huh) Here we go (Come n' get) Oh yeah Here we go (Come n' get some of this) Yeah, yeah, yeah (Come n' get) [Chorus] [Bridge] [Chorus]

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