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JIMMY FALLON lyrics - The Bathroom Wall

Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers, & The Little Fridge

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[Scratches in] Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out. [Crowd laughs] That never works out. They don't want it to work out... they... they want it so it's like a Real World episode in your dorm room. [Crowd Laughs] Like I don't understand... like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the beginning of the year... that's such a joke that test you fill out of the beginning of the year... it's like [in character voice: student] Umm I like rock and roll... I like staying out late... and I love the ladies oh yea OOOO! [Crowd Laughs] [As adult] Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major, he's a narcoleptic and he's gay so go fight each other... we've got four camera angles ... that'll be perfect welcome to college... go screw your self [as student] HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead. [Jimmy Normally] Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy from high school is coming up he's gonna be my room mate it's gonna be awesome...No that is never awesome it doesn't work out... No it doesn't [Laughter] hate to tell you... you will fight each other... you will just get... you just get ... I tell you why one is they have too much dirt on you... your friend from home has too much dirt they'll kill you they'll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just say "Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man they're your dishes are you going to clean them or what?" [Roommates voice] "Yea... you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade [Crowd Laughs] [LONG PAUSE] "Not fair to bring up my crabs."

When The Lions Come

JON BELLION "The Separation"
[Hook - Jon Bellion:] When the lions come and they turn to fight Will you lose your soul? will you lose your pride? Cause the only thing they need is to smell a drop of fear inside When the lions come, will you turn to fight? [Verse 1 - C Dot Castro:] Yeah, they tried to stop me Tried to box me in the ring but I'm rocky Indeed I'm a rumble If the lions come I am, uh Gonna be deemed new king of the jungle I came from the bottom where it's not a problem You know they got iron and chrome And they firing at domes And they hold more grams than retirement homes I made it out all on my own, the homies know I was alone But they be calling my phone, if they need some money In other words I was a loan, now I'm in the zone Should have been another statistic But I said fuck it I'll risk it Looked death right in the face and I kissed it No evidence and no trace of the lipstick Now ain't nobody gonna stop me now Ain't nobody gonna knock me down I'm from the school of the hard knocks breaking doors down they trynna lock me out If you stayed to fight then you might have won But they caught your ass cause you tried to run Me, Jon B, Blaque Keyz, in a fighting stance when the lions come [Hook] [Verse 2 - Logic:] Yeah, lemme get it like this lemme rip it Like this so sick don't spit I vomit, bomb it, wearing the freshest of garments Blowing up yeah we the bombest Never cocky I'm just honest, reppin' artanis, woah Maryland what I be reppin' the second I step in, I murder like weapon Let me bring the tech and I'll hit ya like tekken and I'm gone Whatever record I'm on, I just wreck it and I'm gone R-A-Double T -P-A-cock, V's up, all day, yeah we do it our way I push white keys like Beethoven, while blaque keyz drop 16's, Like the sistine, that's so mean Hell yeah that's so clean Can I get it, Lemme get it, I got to get it I got to spit it from the heart, lemme tear it apart Living the real life, everybody want to wonder what it feel like Rock with a drop top, living on top, lemme get it I get ready to pop, when they bopping they head When they rocking' the bed If I couldn't do this then I'd be dead [Hook] [Verse 3 - Blaque Keyz:] Man it's unreasonable to think that Keyz won't leave MC's extinct I never had a reason to, until now to get that spear and hit that Jeep? See me swerving like Steve Irwin through herds of nervous MC's I sink my teeth in their verses, each feature becomes a feast Lay back, relax in my den, get paid from the royalties And bring it back to the pack and just let my family eat I'm a predator on this beat, every metaphor is my prey My roar rumbles your feet, I'll place your head on my tray I'm letting your girl pat me, run fingers all through my mane The pride of a dying breed with ferocity in my veins At the top of the food chain, the philosophy is the same So live properly, so one day they won't throw you in no cage Keyz is king of the jungle no rumbling with the snakes You running when I'm on the prowl, I pounce you can't keep the pace You know I've been earning stripes, got zebra print on my face Got to make it apart of ya See the world through my wardrobe like Narnia

Beast Mode

Yeah It seems like the world is testin me Will I conquer or will it get the best of me Half of the world sees success in me The half other is second guessin me But I kid you not don't mess with me Cause I think I got something possed in me No matter what I'm gonna give whats left in I didn't choose this life it was destiny Now I'm feelin like I might go psycho Stand back cause I'm feelin like I might blow Slim chance but I'm puttin up a fight though They tell me this the wrong path but I know its right though I'm Bout to pick up the world and shake it Throw it to the ground and laugh as I break it Let the whole world know that I'm gonna make it And if you don't give it to me then I'm gonna take it BEAST MODE I'm IN BEAST MODE Gunnin for the top cock back reload I'm a new man with a new attitude But don't get me wrong I'm still me though I'm all in now, I ain't bluffin I risk everything regret nothin My determinations disgustin So everyday my ass I'm bustin Lemme take ya back, break it down Just a couple more months then college bound Got a scholarship, my bags were packed Then my world turned upside down When I got that phone call so shockin I thought my heart was stoppin Are you serious? this a one in life time opportunity knockin But wait, what now? I thought I had my life figured out Everything I was once sure about was now skepticizim and doubt Almost lose control lost sanity Meanwhile my friends abandoned me I felt lost in the world for a little bit I had nobody but my family But I bounced back and got in the zone Last nights just me and the microphone My friends were off at college while I was right here sittin here at home They were partying I was cuttin tracks They were goin out I was makin stacks This the road I choose so you know I'm gonna walk it proudly and never look back Now fast forward a couple years Most of my fears have dissapreaed After the blood the sweat the tears I dedicate this right here To all my nonbelievers and haters You'll doing me nothin but favors Keep talkin, I can't hear you Someone go get me a translator It used to get to me, to the old me Think you can do it better? then show me Those who know me least have the most say Don't judge me if you don't know me Whether I'm a billioanire or flat broke You think that matters? is that a joke If you ain't got talent, you really think the money will get you anywhere? nope Oh you wanna play music monopoly Ive mastered the game no toppin Takin over the world why the money adds up I'm just passin go theres no stoppin me I worked so hard, I earned it Its mine now and ill never return it Ima do it, Ima do it so damn big Everyday my fans confirm it So blast off I'm outta here Outta this world to the atmosphere So long, I'm gone Beena hell of a ride what a year This just the start the beginnin The top of the very first innin No need for a call to the bull pen bottom of the 9th and ill still be winnin What I went through, it was worth it all All the times being pinned up against the wall Tryin to please my family friends and fans When its all said and done after all I gotta do whats right for me I gotta chase after this dream I'm so proud of us how we far came Me and my whole damn team Yeah I'm just doin my best For real I feel so blessed I think somebodys watchin over me Tell me world did I pass your test Did I do this right? please tell me I need you now, please help me Cause life don't come with no manual I played the cards that you dealt me My life is on the line, everytime I rhyme Always on my grind, 24/7 So much on my mind, someone please remind Me that I'll be fine, where am I headin To da fans, my life I owe you So close to my heart I hold you But to anyone who ever doubted me Im so proud to say that I told you

Big And Bad

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy "This Beautiful Life"
Verse One Like a wild train rollin' so wild and full of steam once you get us going, it's like nothing you have seen with some fire in your belly, you move a little faster and the devil in your makes you hit a little harder Verse Two So where do you draw the line and tell yourself no more is it when your back's against the wall or you're crawlin' on the floor it's always work, work, work some more until they say it's time but fight the fight worth fighting and things will turn out fine. And I say Chorus Lordy, lordy lordy lordy lordy be lordy lordy lordy big and bad as we can be this is what it means when we swing on you brother So now that we know who we really trust There's plenty room for them but there's more room for us when your feet don't touch the ground, there's nothing you can say just jump inside, enjoy the ride, and make the big boys pay.

In My Life

JUVENILE "Juve The Great"
[Mannie Talking:] Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls lil children, dogs and cats right now, you are listening to the incredible drum patterns of DJ Mannie Fresh LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! [Chorus (X2)] Mannie: I'm a buy cars, I'm a get clothes, I'm a rock jewels, I'm a fuck ho's, I'm a smoke weeds, Got alot of drinks, steppin out, gators, coca-cola mink Juvenile: I Need it in my life, I want it in my life come put it in my life, I'm a keep it in my life [Verse 1 (Juvenile)] Its ya nigga Juve, from the magnolia, still loakin, You ho's gon' know whats up with me Bust the pussy open Loose titty, loose booty, round down and up, if a gangsta can't touch it, what you bouncin it fo' Now give me leway, watch how a G play Watch how my name get caught up in the he and she say Its UTP day, we with the streets may They represent us when they hear us at the DJs Break bread with me nigga, demand with me though we was beefin , your supposed to spend your cash with me I'm in here last with me, hold me down, give me a whip, give me a bitch and let her blow me down, I'm so gutter, I'm so slick, i'm so grimey I promise you something, I bet you gon find me I'm a eat, purchase, whatever I please CO, give me the keys, aww please, I need two of these [Chorus (X1)] [Verse 2 (Juvenile)] I'm a be so courageous, and so contagious, Until my fucking rap sheets gonna recieve mo' pages, Listen to Juve cuz this my year mon' (my year mon') Invision I'm bout to kick it in here mon' (in here mon') Don't you see the Soldiers and Bauds when I appear mon' (appear mon') About being written on my face cuz I don't fear none (don't fear none) Me and my team got a scheme to go light the block up, Skip, Smoove put in work and wacko poppin the chopper I Scream the 'U' cuz I mean it, the only difference is you be throwing your set up when you screamin I Seen it, Man all of the obstacles that I been through, what make you think i'm a be scared of a bitch like you, I'm ya dog, let me get it all consign me, you ain't paid them last people yet, dog don't even remind me, I gain knowlege, my game polished, and it is obvious you can't block it, you can't knock it, this is profit [Chorus (X1)] [Verse 3 (Juvenile)] Can I untape the clips and chill Show my niggers its real, Can my people shop in Beverly Hills, I got alot of work I know thats gonna be ahead of me still, But my peace mentality gon' keep me ahead in the field Pardon me, but I got paper to chase, Now cut thru the talking and bring me straight to the safe, I know where the cameras at and I'm destroying the tape, I'm not leaving no evidence for the forensics to trace, I had a problem on my hand, a few bills I had been payin', I figured about a lil'bit less than 75 grand, and my dog Rocky, caught a nickel for a pistol, Its serious when the federales comin' to get you, Life is at a standstill, all change in this damn field, What you say, can get you and ya mans killed, This my last chance to come up, this gotta be it, Juve comin up, the first round' lottery pick [Chorus (X1)]

When All Light Dies

JEDI MIND TRICKS "Servants In Heaven, Kings In Hell"
[Intro: Vinnie Paz] Yeah, Jedi Mind Vinnie Pazienza, the Enemy of Mankind Servants in Heaven, Kings in Hell Horrorcore, yeah, walk with me [Verse 1: Vinnie Paz] I pop a pill and zone, my voice alone 'll fuckin' kill your bones The AR-15 beam leave you still as stone I'm workin' twenty-four-seven while you chill at home I'm on the block with my people where the killers roam I'm in a killer zone, where police can trap me I'm ready to go to war with them like we Iraqi We in the last days, only darkness passes No more pure air, only bloody money ashes Yeah, you need to recognize the God is sick 'Cause I was born inside of Egypt near the Gaza Strip Don't make me cock the fifth, and put the flame to him And thug it out like the Israeli's and Iranian's Remember when I put the pen to pad When I heard "Style Wars" by Lakim Shabazz Then in the lab, everything was constructed with Stoupe And y'all know that no one fuckin' with us as a group [Chorus: Shara Worden] When All the Light goes out where will you be? When the darkness comes what will you see? (When the lights go out) When All the Light goes out where will you be? (When the lights go out) When the darkness comes what will you see? [Verse 2: Vinnie Paz] I'm a cannibal corpse, .38 snub splatter your thoughts Peel your skin off of your body like animal cloth I'm the reason for the Carthage in Hannibal's force I'm the reason for the carnage in parable's lost And I'll put the heater right where your lungs at And none of y'all would be around if I could bring Pun back You want the horrorcore Vinnie? He brung that Along with the .44 militant gun rap I break bread with the brothers I trust 'Cause I know that if I'm ever in some trouble, they bust Could never be us, we too raw for the rap now Anybody with a tape recorder can rap now I pull a twelve gauge shotty, you back down And then the last thing you hear is the gat sound From the city where they framed Mumia We gonna break him out, run up with them flames and heaters [Chorus: Shara Worden] When All the Light goes out where will you be? When the darkness comes what will you see? (When the lights go out) When All the Light goes out where will you be? (When the lights go out) When the darkness comes what will you see? [Verse 3: Vinnie Paz] Yeah, yeah, I carry heavy fifths, I'm a biological terrorist If you ain't been in war, then you don't know what terror is You try to help people but do nothin' like therapists It's basic rules to the game, cousin, you never snitch Or you can see the type of lead that my Beretta spits Or send you through the torture chamber and behead the bitch Yeah, I'll put your body to the blades and choppers And teach you about the disruptive symbol of chakra's If you believe what they tellin' you, the beast and them won That's why I speak about survival and need for a gun I stand for what them thugs is reppin' But they don't know the government is usin' drugs as weapons And drug injections, was taught by the prophets before About the cavalry of shadowy profits of war It's hard of grip, so I spit it at different degrees But the inner earth holds more water then seas [Bridge: Shara Worden] Who's gonna save you When All the Lights go out It's time to reconcile, how you gonna go, how you gonna go? When the Lights go out, When the Lights go out When the Lights go out, how you gonna go? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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