JIMMY FALLON lyrics - The Bathroom Wall

Drinking In The Woods

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I don't wanna, do we have to I don't wanna, do we have to Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods We could get some Mad Dog and hang out in my garage I've got a ping pong table I don't wanna, do we have to I don't wanna, do we have to Don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks Sit with 20 dudes and a pickup truck And we're gone I've got my thermals on Gatorade bottle filled with warm Smirnoff Got too close to the fire, burned my eyebrows off I puked by a tree, I pee in the grass And you get poison ivy all over your ass your in the woods *harmonica solo* Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight Last time I did I got into a fight with some guy Who graduated three years ago I paid five bucks for a plastic cup Foam is spitting out and it won't fill up So I pump that tap with my best friend And he flipped me over for a keg stand, keg stand I'm drinking in the woods I'm drunk, tree trunk! I'm drunk, tree trunk!

Bleach Boys

Dead Milkmen
I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach you know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach My pals and I all drink Clorox or eat Snowy right out of the box Teenage suicide rate shot high and we understand the reason why Bleach does more than whiten socks Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby in a land where ministers murder golf pros? Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? Maybe there'll be a party at the beach We'll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach No ones getting high and no one's getting drunk we got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk. I wanna die with clorox within reach. I'm very proud of the respect I've earned and my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned. Bleach keeps you young so I've been told 'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned. Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby in a land where midgets run for mayor? Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? I had 26 friends in the beginning but now it seems our numbers are thinning Some people drive fast others love to bet still others snort coke in a private jet. But drinking bleach is my way of winning. (Bad guitar solo) I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach (x472)

Higher

SHOOTER JENNINGS "The Wolf"
Well if life's a bowl of cherries Why is mine the pits Well I feel like crap from the bottom of my boots to my hat to my fingertips I wanna get drunk get stoned get high and hang out with my friends And all I need is a woman's warmth And that's where you come in I wanna get high and then get higher Every city is just a little bit different in the same way I wanna get drunk and then get drunker Live every minute to the limit till the end of my days Well the bus pulls up the honky tonk And there's a line around the honky-block Ya know, that's what these crackers love to see Ya see I threw out my fishing line and honey I caught you When after the show in the back of the bus Oh sweetheart I know what you wanna do You wanna high and then get higher Every city is just a little bit different in the same way Wanna get drunk and then get drunker Spend every minute to the limit till the end of my days Now sit down honey I'm gonna tell you the truth for the first time Oh no dinner no movie no flowers no malls no suit no tie no cell phone calls no promises popcorn roller skates diamond rings or makin' cakes no brand new fast cars ice cream candy bars checkin' in callin' back no (do you think I'm fat) kiss me once kiss me twice damn you feel nice thank you dear do you think I might see you next year? Stoned and then get stoneder Every woman's just a little bit different in the same way I wanna get drunk and then get drunker Yeah live every minute to the limit till the end of my days Oh yeah spend every minute to the limit till the end of my days

Remember Me

KANO "Home Sweet Home"
Just let your hair down and drink up, After the club, we can link up, see what we can think up. Just let your body to the talkin', just let your hips do the walkin, i'll see you in the mornin'. But i don't stop when i'm yawnin', i drink loads of henese and spend dough like i'm ballin'. I might drink a little drink, a little more, till i bust a little dance in the middle of the floor. I might draw a couple gash, a couple more, till there's a couple bodies on the hotel floor. I might even start a fight, a few more, so boys get knocked out and carried out doors. I don't watch no face, I do me, so screw me, but ya still can't do me. I'm licked! and i stick wit' a bottle of henese, and i sip some redbull for energy. So don't even come with your wife, cos i'll have so much fun with ya wife, don't let me hot up infront of ya wife, just let me get some then i'm done with your wife. But when she goes missing that night and comes home, don't even listen to the lies. [Chorus:] You-Don't-Have-To pretend to me, But I-Think You Should Remember me, It was you, your-friend and my friend and me, and we were drunk on some hennessy. Look, I got buffers, but i don't get whipped like cream, buffers with big bums fillin' up jeans. (buffers) so fresh and so clean. Buffers they all wanna cuff us, they love us. Buffers, slip and slide off with the buffers, in the ride, we only ride with the buffest. Only take numbers from the buffest, play tracks like wayne wonder's for the buffest. Nuff gal! You don't even know what nuff is, i'm bad boy and i aint even rich like puff is. Car full of girls, [?], There's girls at the back and at the front where the glove is. I'm blessed, but the henese went straight to my head after my chest. Howcome we always leave after the rest, after we get drunk, fuck it, pass me the rest. [Chorus:] You-Don't-Have-To pretend to me, But-I-Think You Should Remember me, It was you, your friend and my friend and me, and we were drunk on some hennessy. (Woo, this is for the drinkers only. It's about that time init, at the bar, give ya a shot of henese. I got mine (laugh). What me-I'm drunk on some henese.) But i get dark like shades.. So don't get it twisted like braides, before you get lifted like birthday bumps, Dont-Be-Brave (dont be brave) Cos it'll be too late, ladies see me with the pump, make my boys pull 'em out and make the whole-place-jump! But still i love to get to drunk, i love to get crunk and then swith to plan B. Have any old girl sittin' in my room and blame that night on bran-dy. I'm tryna get - under you, ya understand me? Look, you don't understand me. I'm drunk on henese, no tenners, mixed with no lemon, thats shandy. I don't smoke and i surely don't get stoned like Angie. I drink it from full, to empty, then full like bam-bie. Look, You don't understand me. (thats the henese talkin') [Chorus:] You-Don't-Have-To pretend to me, But-I-Think You Should Remember me, It was you, your friend and my friend and me, and we were drunk on some hennessy.

What You Been Drankin On?

JIM JONES "Harlem: Diary Of A Summer"
[P. Diddy Talkin' Intro] Dipset motherfuckers Jha Jha, Jim Jones, Paul Wall... they call me Diddy You all motherfuckers must have lost your mind AH!!!! [Hook - Jha Jha] [2x] What you been drinking on What you been sippin on What got you bumpin in the funk wit all that gator on [1x] 'cause you ain't drunk hoe you ain't drunk hoe you ain't riding you ain't live you ain't drunk hoe [Verse 1 - Jha Jha] I was up in the club vibing, sipping on sizzurp vibing Getting a little flow for my man wanna just slow to the jams these girls wanna start wylin They got to start tripping, they got the crowd listening, you know the type wanna get into a fight when it's light them chicks just need attention They playing "Get from Round", I'm saying get from round me If you spill that drink on my brand new mink I'm gonna split every bitch that's around me We can buck if you want to I'm the type that'll give you what you want boo You all chicks can't stand me I bet a bunch of Gees, just wait 'til I bust to the roof [Hook - P. Diddy] [1x] 'cause you ain't drunk nigga you ain't drunk nigga 'til that sizzurp and henny is in your cup nigga [1x] What you been sipping on? What you been hitting on? you see them chicks in Bakinies we're spilling Chrisses on [Verse 2 - P. Diddy] (Call me Diddy) Let's ride that out Stop that talk outside your mouth I'll put guys outside your house We're the hottest in the south Badboy, Dipset Baby girl, get your lips wet Maybach like that shoffa Money ain't to far from Oprah's you should've seen what I paid my shoffer It's enough to buy you a Roadster This toaster, supposed to, take you on a rollercoaster you ain't popping like Diddy baby, I'm rocking witg Diddy baby The Drops is terrific kid, the watches cost 80 motherfucker... [Hook - Jim Jones] [1x] What you been drinking on Who you been smocking with What got you acting all silly doing stupid shit [1x] 'cause you ain't drunk nigga you little fuck nigga you ain't bad, you're a fagg, you ain't tough nigga [Verse 3 - Jim Jones] You all know the deal, Long John shirt don't show the steel Ski mask when we're gone to kill We blast and you know we will We don't mash just olds-mobiles Ride to your block slow as hell Look for you fucks than unload the shells, A nigga get caught than please post bail Eastside to my homies in jail Know how it be that lonely S.L. Full of turf that smokey S.L. you cooking it than you going to hell I'm with a bitch in the front seat holding the steal Doc, I'm so for real Move the candy ring to get the candycane, For them pretty Range Rova wheels [Hook - Paul Wall] [1x] What you been sippin on? Whats in that white cup? It's that promethazine, codeine, not purple tub! [1x] 'cause you ain't leaning bitch you ain't codieneing bitch That cup and money, you ain't high, you ain't sleepy bitch [Verse 3 - Paul Wall] Cock the 4, pour the deuce Mix the sprite made a juice Prepare to lean off that codeine Prescription cough syrup gets me loose White cup that's full of that oil Texas T we call it drank Sitting sideways on them 4's lavish dripping wet candy paint Who's the man, who's the G Houston, Texas and 7 1 3 I'm on the block that we call south-lee Sipping oil with the thugs and G's Paul Wall what you know about me I'm on the grind and I'm slanging leash When I mix the sprite wit this sizzurp I'll show you how to make a sprite remix [Music Fades As P. Diddy talking......] Dipset, BadBoy, Jim Jones, Jah Jah, Paul Wall... They call me diddy!... Harlem "stand up" Dirty South "stand up", "Midwest stand up" Westcoast "stand up"... Yeah... (come on, come on) [fades out....]

Cabin In The Woods

RODNEY ATKINS "Take A Back Road"
I know the guy that owns the key to the lock on the chain of that gate Across that gravel road that winds back into the trees. You'd never know just over that hill there's a little log house by a spring Fed creek where the blue bells grow so thick you wouldn't believe. And he said it would be ok if we wanted to use it for a weekend getaway. Oh I wanna lay down with you In a cabin in the woods. On an old feather bed. With the fire goin good. Just the two of us alone Feelin like we should. I wanna lay down with you In a cabin in the woods. We can sit on the porch and soak up the moon light or if it gets cold we Can go inside and light a candle or two and open up some wine. And if we get lucky it'll start to rain on that old tin roof don't you love That sound that will get you all relaxed and freeze your mind. Come on baby lets go right now. I can't wait to get you where there's no one else around. Oh I wanna lay down with you In a cabin in the woods. On an old feather bed. With the fire goin good. Just the two of us alone Feelin like we should. I wanna lay down with you In a cabin in the woods. I wanna hold you and listen to the crickets sing. And a coyote howlin at the midnight train While were doin our thing. Yeah I wanna lay down with you In a cabin in the woods. On an old feather bed. With the fire goin good. Just the two of us alone Feelin like we should. I wanna lay down with you In a cabin in the woods. I wanna lay down with you In a cabin in the woods. Baby I know the guy that owns the key to the lock on the chain of that gate Across that gravel road that winds back into the trees.

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