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JIMMY FALLON lyrics - The Bathroom Wall

Dorms, Shower Baskets, & The Walk Of Shame

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[Disc scratches in] [Jimmy Fallon:] See, that's what college is all about, man you gotta love college, man it's the best thing in the world. You drink, you have fun, you do the Walk of Shame. [Crowd cheers] [Jimmy Fallon:] Yeah! You gotta do the Walk of Shame! For those of you who don't know what the Walk of Shame is, that's when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all the way across campus all dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes. [Crowd cheers some more] [Jimmy Fallon: (Higher voice)] Oh no, no, I was over at the libray, I was over... I stayed overnight, overnight studying. [Crowd laughs] [Jimmy Fallon:] You go to your dorm in the morning, there's like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower. It's like, bunch of zombies just walking, uh-uh-uh. The guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody. [Flip-flop sounds] He's got his little basket of stuff with him. [Crowd laughs] [Jimmy Fallon:] You have to have your little shower basket of stuff. This little baskets holds, like, your shampoo, your soap, your loofa. [Crowd cheers] [Jimmy Fallon:] And girls have, like, this nice loofa. It's like this little mesh, pink loofa. Takes off your dead skin, it's really nice. No, for guys we have the option, we have, like, this French bread lookin' loofa that rips out your ass hair. Yeah, thank you very much. Ow, ow! [Scratching sounds] Ow, ow! Walking back to my dorm, everyone's like, "Hey Jim, nice tan!" I'm like, "It's my third layer of skin!" [Crowd laughs] "I just over-loofa'd. Call the doctor. The wind hurts me, who's got the window open? Shut it!" [Crowd cheers and laughs as the track scratches out]

One Day Ill Go Walking

DEACON BLUE
Water Tiny at first then bigger And it flowed right down From the highest hill And it grew and it joined The battling burn And it flowed right through To where we are now Standing Beside a cool cool stream It's hard to imagine The great and terrible river you'll be Bringing life or rest Or wonder Or high high tide And in times like this You bring me here And when the wind is blowing quick time For the waves to be dancing by And the moon is watching over The purple gloaming sky I'll go walking Yeah One day I'll go walking Sometimes I come down here And I don't know why It's like a garden or a room Or a dream that you Keep on trying to find It leaves you feeling that maybe Maybe there's a destination you've missed And all along the way you hope the reason that you came was blessing Hah Some holy kiss And when the wind is blowing quick time For the waves to be dancing by And the moon is watching over The purple gloaming sky I'll go walking Yeah One day I'll go walking Yeah Let me ask you a question Give me the Just give me Just give me five Did you see the picture Or did you read the book I mean Did you really go there Or were you only took I said Were you believing Or were you just shook Well I went inside and I It was dark and Then I stood I stared out long and fast Till my eyes were hurting And I saw the hands on the saviour And all his bloody feet And his hair and his clothes were all Mattered and torn Were they only dirty from the beating of the soldiers or just Just from walking Walking Walking When the wind is blowing quick time For the waves to be dancing by And the moon is watching over The purple gloaming sky I'll go walking Yeah One day I'll go walking I said One day I'll go walking I said One day I'll go walking I'll go One day One day One day One day I'll Walk right back I said I'll walk right back I'm just fine Walking back the road Gotta find Gotta find Gotta find Yeah Ooohooo Holy kiss Walk When I find my way When I find my way Till I find my way Till I find my way Walking Walking Walking Walking Walking

Blessed

JILL SCOTT "The Light Of The Sun"
This is the last take for the night Understand it's kinda late And I gotta get home to my son 'Cause he's so special to me I mean I gotta see him I need to breathe him That's my baby, don't call me crazy I love the studio but I love him more Let me give you what I got so I woke up in the morning feeling fresh to death I'm so blessed, yes yes I went to sleep stressed, woke up refreshed I'm so blessed, yeah yes Water in my face and everything is in its place Peace of mind even my grace I'm so blessed, yes yes yes My grandma almost lived to see ninety two I'm so blessed, yes yes yes yes My son was born healthy and beautiful I'm so blessed, yeah yes My momma's on my right side Daddy on my left, my son father doing his absolute I'm so blessed, blessed, blessed, blessed, yeah yeah yes And I know what I know And I know what I know Yeah yeah struggle don't happen It's just the way it be Ain't nothing coming easily in this life Sometimes you gotta work and you gotta grow and it gotta hurt I'm sure you know Take a look around Woke up this morning listening to this song It's so blessed, yes yes Gonna rock this joint all night long It's so blessed, yes To be up in here with our hands up in the air Waving like we just don't care We're so blessed, yes yeah yeah yeah Woke up in the morning feeling fresh to death Went to sleep stressed woke up refreshed Momma's on my right side, daddy on my left I'm so blessed, yes yes yes

Where The Party At (So So Def Remix)

JAGGED EDGE "Jagged Little Thrill"
(feat. Da Brat, J.D., Lil' Bow Wow,Nelly,R.O.C.) [Jermaine Dupri:] Uh haha Remix All I see over here ain't nothin' but a lot of honies lookin' for man And niggas with a lot of money, bottles in they hand And short shirts, honies tryin' to show that slow (show that) Lined up tryin' to get through the velvet ropes 'Cause over here when the jam drops everybody bug Standin' on the couches like this our club Got the Bacardi and Cristal mixed in too (yeah) Knowin' in the morning I'm a feel the blues (uh huh) Now the jam keeps droppin' and the drinks keep comin' and the girls keep talkin' to me (talkin' to you) I mean shit straight poppin' everybody jumpin' Makin' it hard for me to leave (oh) [Da Brat:] All you gotta do is call me and I'll come runnin' to where the party at I keep a fat sack in the backpack So what's happenin' In every city I'm rappin' in If it's a after splash I'm the last cat in Get in, purrin' tight like virgin Like snow, flurrin' The party begins when the slurpin' ends (oh) You do me I do you Spend a night with boo-boo Let's have a private party for two But it's gotta be pumpin' in order for me to get cream Runnin' to the border for Colombian's green Studyin' horniculture My green thumb keeps them water vapors twistin' I freak until I cum I keeps it number one [Hook - Jagged Edge {Jermaine Dupri}:] Uh ooooooooooh (Uh oh oh oh) Uh ooooooooooh (Uh oh oh oh) Uh ooooooooooh {Yo, yo R.O.C.} (Uh oh oh oh) Uh ooooooooooh (Uh oh oh oh) If the party's where you're at, just let me know [R.O.C.:] Uh, uh Now here we go, how 'bout another shot of henney I heard the apple martini happen to help plenty Mami ven aqui, the party's over here!! But the hustlers, gangsters, thugs is over here!! Get wit' us (why) We true ballers like the Sixers We all hoppin' out of sixes Mines is black, Jermaine's is champagne Jagged Edge in the blue, black and pearl white and gray What a sight to be seen (uh) So So Def's the crew I thought you knew It's a beautiful thing (so beautiful) I mean there's nothin' like us it's true The sun could retire if the rocks we got get any brighter WHOA!! Once the man and the game that I kick begins My nickname is ESPN Now if ya jewels is blue and ya goose is gray Mix in the O.J. and let's party away [Hook] [Nelly:] Just show me where that party at dirty Somewhere where it's crackin' right around one-thirty Never get done too early I'm comiin' as is.... UHHH!!! Doo-rags and Tims I'm rollin' pass his... UHHH!!! His little Jag and Benz with the Rolls Not the one with the stems, the one with the rims The one that seems to make more enemies than friends I'm slidin' in pass doors, both eyes closed Both arms rose, both charms froze With the S-O SO D-E dot F Buyin' bottles bottles, until it ain't none left I'm quick to go left, I plays with no ref I Jams mo' than Def, baby show me the club I'm like... 'Ay, where that bacardi at' Mix it with the Cris' baby, what's wrong with that We in the VIP twisted, down right spliffed it Two way and shit, ooh they makin' like they mislit, missed it [Jagged Edge {Lil' Bow Wow}:] Left side just put ya hands up, throw 'em up Right side just put ya hands up, throw 'em up Everybody put ya hands up, throw 'em up When the beat come back around everybody do it again Do the eastside run this mutha for ya (Hell yeah!!) Do my southside run this mutha for ya (Hell yeah!!) And them haters and hittin' on, ain't talkin' 'bout us (Uh ooooh) {O-H-I-O} And they look like... (Uh ooooh) If the party's where you're at, just let me know {C-O, sick flow} [Lil' Bow Wow:] Yo, this lil' cat got girls Cat got flows, roll up in the party, snuck in the back door I don't mean no harm, I just heard it was rockin' Let me party witcha 'til the cops come knockin' I'm tryin' to see what all the fuss about Bounce a little bit before they put me out I'm like the sun - this lil' cat got beam Got girls 21 wishin' they was 14 (haha) That's the affect that this phenom Bow Weezy When I do it I do it like it's for TV They might come close but you and I both know they can't see me I'm a So So Def representative Young niggas in the game they was born to live And we do what we do, we don't talk no smack And we always know where the party at, bling (bling bling) [Jagged Edge] {Jermaine Dupri} Ay, where the party at {Tell 'em} Girls is on the way, where the Bacardi at {J.E. y'all} Models and models, talkin' all of that Know I can't forget about my thugs {C'mon} (Where the party at) And all my girls {Yeah} (Where the party at) Up in the club {Uh, yo} (Where the party at) {Tigah} If they party's where you're at, let me here you say [Tigah:] Man I rip flows, get dough everytime I rip shows Rip hoes, when we mash out in Chevy's and fours Niggas know they ain't heard it like this before Whenever we pull up on the strip they like 'Oh!!!' Chickens know me, hundred dollar mac and shorts Tank tops and Polies If it's 'bout cash, I'm gas chick, I'm on E On e'rything Me and Jagged, everytime we hit the club This nigga's off the chain!!! You can believe that And if you don't, come on down here where you can see that Anything you wanna be, best believe I be's that (oh) Where the G's at Where the keys at Where the 22's on them SUV's at Gotta have that from the do' And gotta get me some mo' Man you think I'm goin' on a groupie, no Spot me with a fifth in the velvet room Crown Royale while J.E. spit this velvet tune It's over (over) Dog

In The Morning

J. COLE "Friday Night Lights"
[J. Cole] Baby you summertime fine, I let you get on top, I be the underline I'm trying to get beside you like the number 9, dime You fine as hell, I guess I met you for a reason, only time can tell But well, I'm wondering what type of shit you wantin' Do you like the finer things or you a simple woman Would you drink with a nigga, do you smoke weed Don't be ashamed, it aint no thing, I used to blow trees Gettin lifted, I quit but shit, I might get high with you Its only fitting cause I'm looking super fly with you A flower, you are powerful, you do something to me cause girl I caught the vibe like you threw something to me So i threw em back, now all my niggas hollerin, who was that Oh boy, she bad nigga, what you bout do with that I'm finna take you home, just sip a little patron Now we zonin', baby you so fine [Chorus] And can I hit it in the morning And can I hit it in the morning And can I hit it in the morning The sun rising while you moanin' And can I hit it in the morning And can I hit it in the morning And can I hit it in the morning The sun rising while you moanin' [Drake] Uh, baby you winter time cold The night is still young, drink that dinner wine slow I'm trying to make the goose bumps on your inner thigh show I'll let you beat me there as far as finish lines go Yeah, and if you gotta leave for work, I'll be right here in the same bed that you left me in I love thick women cause my aunt, she rode equestrian I used to go to the stables and get those kids to bet me And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me I'm joking, I mean that thing is poking I mean you kinda like that girl that's in the US Open I mean I got this hidden agenda that you provoking I got bath water that you can soak in Things I could do with lotion Dont need a towel, we could dry off in the covers And when you think you like it, I promise you gon' love it Yeah, when lights coming through the drapes and we both yawning I roll over and ask if.. [Chorus - Drake] [J. Cole] Hey, hey, God Bless the child that can hold his own God Bless the woman that can hold patron God Bless the homegirl that drove us home No strings attached, like a cordless phone You see my intentions with you is clear I'm learning not to judge a woman by the shit that she wears Therefore, you shouldnt judge a nigga off of the shit that you hear Get all defensive, apprehensive, all because my career To be fair, I know we barely know each other and yeah Somehow I wound up in your bed so where we headin from here Just say you're scared if you're scared but if you through frontin' we can do somethin And you know just what I'm talking about, tomorrow you'll be calling out Cause tonight we getting right into the wee morn' Cooking nigga breakfast after sex is like a reward Then I go my way and you think about me all day, thats just a warning [Chorus]

Smoke Clouds

JAMES ARTHUR "James Arthur"
Look no further than the fathers who go further than they should To the point where we're surrounded by the scars behind their hoods And who is gonna teach them wrong from right? Who's gonna tell them it's alright? Just pass the jazz cigarette And take these brain cells out my head Fill my lungs, drain my heart... 'Cause this smoke cloud's giving me shelter And I feel much better And demons wave the white flag for me Still my bones keep pleading to walk out From all of this fall out But there's no way that I could leave So I don't leave Turn my bitterness to sweet I gotta find a new release, yeah. So I'm trading blues for green Da da da da da... ooh, yeah, yeah Listen See, I'm a simple man I don't even have a phone If I did I wouldn't pick it up I want to be alone I don't trust anyone in this one-track town When the people walk by, watch my eyes fall down And who is gonna teach them wrong, is gonna teach them wrong from right? Just pass the jazz cigarette And take these brain cells out my head Fill my lungs, drain my heart, heart, heart, heart, heart 'Cause this smoke cloud's giving me shelter And I feel much better And demons wave the white flag for me Still my bones keep pleading to walk out From all of this fall out And there's no way that I could leave So I don't leave Turn my bitterness to sweet I gotta find a new release, hey So I'm trading blues for green Da da da da da... ooh, yeah, yeah Just pass the jazz cigarette And take these brain cells out my head Oh, fill my lungs, drain my heart... 'Cause this smoke cloud's giving me shelter And I feel much better And demons wave the white flag for me Still my bones keep pleading to walk out From all of this fall out But there's no way that I could leave So I don't leave Turn my bitterness to sweet I gotta find a new release, yeah So I'm trading blues for green

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