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JIMMY FALLON lyrics - The Bathroom Wall

Chris Rock Was My RA

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Well my freshman year had an awesome RA. i had the best RA in the world. i wish u was with me all my 4 years. his name is Arnold baldwin. we had this RA.Arnold Baldwin. hes this big tall skinny black guy.he talked exactly like chris rock. we loved him because he didnt give a crap about us. he didnt care. hes like, im your RA!Resident Assistant! Resident Assistant! im not the resident council! im not the resident mother! i dont need to know everything! your friends throwing up in the bathroom i dont need to know! everybody throws up hes lucky he made it to the bathroom! just give him a tick tack and a pillow and leave em alone! leave em alone! i dont need to know! your sweet mate is smokin crack, i dont need to know! just tell him to ex hale through a empty toilet paper roll stucked with dryer sheets! make it smell like the mountain springs freshes of crack! i dont need to know! i dont need to know if u gotta 40 oz beer ball keg playin bing ball flip cup century club got zoomy zoomy goin on i dont need to know cause i dont care! yo girlfriend broke up wit u, i dont care! yo roomate is a pain on the ass, i dont care! u made a booty call fo in the mornin and she got a friend, i care! remember me!

Never Look Back

Madball "Hold It Down"
i know its hard for me to see, the way things have come to be but i must leave it be. cant keep looking back, i dont know how to act. i dont know where to start, i know ive been here before. my conscience still believes that it was on me. my guilty heart bleeds dont want to feel this no more. so tell me something since youve done nothing except you lied to me. you said youd never leave, after all this i wanted to believe that you still care about my life. just tell me something so i can go in peace cuz we could not make that sacrifice. after all this i wanted to believe that you still care about me. its hard to see, but it must be, you take away a piece of me. i never take a step back, never look back. ive come to face the facts and i know where you stand. i wont take another step back, never look back.

Take It Or Leave It

Dizzy Mizz Lizzy
In your garden i try to fall asleep In your garden i try to fall asleep Try fall asleep Sister mary walking on the wall Sister mary heading for a fall Sister mary waiting for a call Sister mary right before a fall So many moments All i really needed was the one So many moments Ive been mistreated playings done Pretty soon im gonna run Take it or leave it Cause i dont care You better believe it im down there Take it or leave it Cause i dont care I come out of the blue Take it or leave Cause i dont care You better believe it im down there Take it or leave it Cause i dont care I come out of the blue Bringing dark days for you Sister mary walking on the grass Sister mary breathing on the glass Sister mary looking at the past Sister mary you got peace at last So many moments All i really needed was the one So many moments Ive been mistreated playings done Pretty soon im gonna run Take it or leave it Cause i dont care You better believe it im down there Take it or leave it Cause i dont care I come out of the blue Take it or leave Cause i dont care You better believe it im down there Take it or leave it Cause i dont care I come out of the blue Bringing dark days for you In your garden i try to stay awake In your garden i try to stay awake Try to stay awake Take it or leave iiiiiiiit Take it or leave it I come out of the blue Take it or leave iiiiiiiit Cause i dont care You better believe it im down there Take it or leave it Cause i dont care I come out of the blue Bringing dark days for you

I Don't Care

LIVEONRELEASE
just don't take my brand-new boyfriend i just found him yesterday and dont take away my bmx bike anything i dont care [CHORUS] you can burn my house down you can steal my car if you kick me out i wont care you can take my money you can leave me, honey try and you'll see i wont care just dont take my brand new mix tape i just made it yesterday and dont take away my guitar anything else i dont care just dont take my brand new skate shoes i just bought them yesterday and dont take away my sk8board anything else i dont care [CHORUS] x2 you can burn my house down you can steal my car if you kick me out i wont care you can take my money you can leave me, honey try and you'll see i wont care you can lock me up and throw away the key if you smash my tv i wont care you can take all my songs and call them your own if you leave me alone i wont care

Fly Away From Here

AEROSMITH "Just Push Play"
Gotta find a way yeah I cant wait another day aint nothing gonna change if we stay around here gotta do what it takes cause its all in our hands we all make mistakes yeah but its never too late to start again take another breath and say another prayer and Fly Away from here anywhere yeah I dont care we just fly away from here our hopes & dreams are out there somewhere wont let time pass us by we'll just Fly yeah If this life it seems harder now it aint no never mind you got me by your side and anytime you want yeah we can catch a train & find a better place cause we wont let nothing or noone keep getting us down maybe you & I could pack our bags & hit the sky and Fly Away From Here anywhere yeah I dont care we just fly away from here our hopes & dreams are out there somewhere we wont let time pass us by we just Fly do you see a bluer sky now you can have a better life now open your eyes cause no one here can ever stop us they can try but we wont let them no way maybe you & I could pack our bags & say goodbye and Fly Away From Here anywhere honey I dont care we just fly away from here our hopes & dreams are out there somewhere Fly Away from Here yeah anywhere honey I dont I dont I dont yeah we just fly away

I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar

Arrogant Worms
i spend my days watching TV w/a beer (ooh-waaaa your fat) this seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-waaaa your fat) then one day my woman went and left me (did not want to sleep w/a whale) she said she found someone more manly (a body that could not fail) so i went and i looked into the mirror (you looked like a big tub of goo) and i dreamed of being big and manly (dreaming is the best you can do) i thought to myself what would i ask for? (if someone gave you a wish) i think i;d like to look like my hero (he's one big manly dish) CHORUS: i want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar i dont want to be fat and weak (oh no! oh no!) i want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar i want a manly physique i put down the Cheetos and I went on a crash diet (carrots were all you ate) then i noticed that my skin was turning orange (you're just a big mistake) then i overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die) still i want to look like my idol (that great big beefy guy) CHORUS i bought myself a weight set and some steroids (to make you big and strong) and i worked out really really hard (but it did not last for long) i put out my back and the steroids made me sterile (not like it mattered anyway) and about looking like my hero (he has one thing to say) i dont want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar i dont mind being fat and weak (oh no! oh no!) i dont want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar it's easier being fat and lazy you'll never look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar you'll always be fat and weak (oh yes! oh yes!) you'll never look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar you are fat and ugly

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