JIMMY FALLON lyrics - Blow Your Pants Off

You Spit When You Talk

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It's so hard to have a conversation with you It's not what you say or what you do You're my real good friend Yes, that I must admit That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this You spit when you talk Oh yeah, I had to say it Got something to say And then you go and spray it I got a dry-cleaning bill and I'm gonna make you pay it You spit when you talk Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk Well, at the office party You sang karaoke Electrocuted yourself Singing "Okie from Muskogee" It's not a little secret No, it's something that is known If you want to talk about it can't you call me on the phone? Because you spit when you talk And I'm just being honest Everything I own Has your saliva on it If I talk to you much longer I swear I'm gonna vomit You spit when you talk Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk Now the only friends you have Are on Facebook and on MySpace They all talk behind your back 'Cause it's the only dry place You were so excited at the game When Jeter had a triple Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples You spit when you talk And it ain't getting better I know what you had for dinner 'Cause it's right here on my sweater If you've got an interpreter You'd better go and get her You spit when you talk Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Used To You

ANI DIFRANCO "Puddle Dive"
I'm still here because I've got nothing else to do you're an asshole but I'm getting used to you I like the fact that you talk incessantly I got a thing for assholes who tell good stories I think that drinking is the only thing that you do right you're gonna self-destruct I think that's what I like you like me so you try and make me feel like shit I think it's kind of funny yeah I kind of enjoy it if you're gonna do it, overdo it that's how you know you're alive go ahead, take yourself a coma nap take a puddle dive you said, this is my bedroom window you said, this is my view you said, lie down here with me and see the things that I do like you were trying to tell me something about the way you live like you would give me something if you had something to give and for all your talk you don't say much that's real I think I know more than you about the way that you feel I understand your anger and your apathy I think if I was you, you're who I'd be I'm still here 'cause I got nothing else to do you're an asshole but I'm getting used to you I could love you, yeah I've entertained the thought but I could never like you so I guess I'd better not

Fucking Determined

MUDVAYNE "Lost And Found"
GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT CONFIDENCE GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, SPIT OUT ALL REASON, YEAH I'm tired of holdin' up the weight, the weight of the motherfuckin' world. All I want is to just get right HERE RIGHT NOW !!! We struggle and fight just to get in the grave That's overflowing. Clock's ticking on my 15 minutes of fame Come on now 1 2 3... GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT CONFIDENCE GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, SPIT OUT ALL REASON, YEAH I'm flushing the trust of everyone, stabbing in the back and thinkin' they can break me. Set my sight can't die until I'm done MIND ENDURANCE !!! Never wanted any more than what I deserve, better bring it I'm takin' it all. Fuck an inch 'cause I'm bringin' a mile, It's on now 1 2 3... GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT CONFIDENCE GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, SPIT OUT ALL REASON, YEAH This fire, is growing, it's burning, deep inside of me. Focused, driven, certain, the way it's got to be FIRE, GROWING, BURNING, DEEP INSIDE OF ME !!! FOCUSED, DRIVEN, CERTAIN, THE WAY IT'S GOT TO BE !!! CROOKED (No Trust) LIAR (Conman) DRUNK WITH (Power) MENTOR (Taught me everything that I know) SO WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG 1 2 3 !!! GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT CONFIDENCE GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, SPIT OUT ALL REASON, YEAH GO, I'M FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT CONFIDENCE GO, I'M FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, SPIT OUT ALL REASON, YEAH

Kozmic Blues

JANIS JOPLIN "I Got Dem Ol' Kozmic Blues Again Mama!"
Time keeps movin' on, Friends they turn away. I keep movin' on But I never found out why I keep pushing so hard the dream, I keep tryin' to make it right Through another lonely day, whoaa. Dawn has come at last, Twenty-five years, honey just in one night, oh yeah. Well, I'm twenty-five years older now So I know we can't be right And I'm no better, baby, And I can't help you no more Than I did when just a girl. Aww, but it don't make no difference, baby, no, no, And I know that I could always try. It don't make no difference, baby, yeah, I better hold it now, I better need it, yeah, I better use it till the day I die, whoa. Don't expect any answers, dear, For I know that they don't come with age, no, no. Well, ain't never gonna love you any better, babe. And I'm never gonna love you right, So you'd better take it now, right now. Oh! But it don't make no difference, babe, hey, And I know that I could always try. There's a fire inside everyone of us, You'd better need it now, I got to hold it, yeah, I better use it till the day I die. Don't make no difference, babe, no, no, no, And it never ever will, hey, I wanna talk about a little bit of loving, yeah, I got to hold it, baby, I'm gonna need it now, I'm gonna use it, say, aaaah, Don't make no difference, babe, yeah, Ah honey, I'd hate to be the one. I said you're gonna live your life And you're gonna love your life Or babe, someday you're gonna have to cry. Yes indeed, yes indeed, yes indeed, Ah, baby, yes indeed. I said you, you're always gonna hurt me, I said you're always gonna let me down, I said everywhere, every day, every day And every way, every way. Ah honey won't you hold on to what's gonna move. I said it's gonna disappear when you turn your back. I said you know it ain't gonna be there When you wanna reach out and grab on. Whoa babe, Whoa babe, Whoa babe, Oh but keep truckin' on. Whoa yeah, Whoa yeah, Whoa yeah, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa ...

Nothing Lasts Forever

JEBEDIAH "Jebediah"
There will never be an ending There's always change So all those things that you're defending Have been rearranged But it's so hard to talk to you You're never there With my adjusted way of thinking I shouldn't care Now I know that nothing lasts forever So long Everythings gonna be that much better Now I know that nothing lasts forever Everythings gonna be that much better You're the one that should be saying sorry All you ever do is make me want to talk to you... And these are moments I can't get over So how can you Ever look over your shoulder Find something new Or are you playing mass defence With armour on You can only take the beatings Don't prove me wrong Now I know that nothing lasts forever So long Everythings gonna be that much better Now I know that nothing lasts forever Everythings gonna be that much better You're the one that should be saying sorry All you ever do is make me want to talk to you, oh... Why wont you talk to me? Oh... And thats why When we talk about the past I could sit with you for hours. And thats why I say That we'll never be the same But I can't explain forever Nothing ever stays the same Feelings just get in the way Every hour of every day Then theres no more left to say You can watch your colours fade But you cant sit still forever No you cant sit still forever... No you can't sit still.... Now I know that nothing lasts forever Everythings gonna be that much better You're the one that should be saying sorry All you ever do is make me want to talk to you, oh... Why won't you talk to me? Oh... All you ever do is make me want to talk to you, oh... Why won't you talk to me? Oh...

2x4

METALLICA "Load"
2x4 (Hetfield, Ulrich, Hammett) I'm gonna make you, shake you, take you I'm gonna be the one who breaks you Put the screws to ya my way Yeah, come on come on, come, make my day Got some hell at pay, I steal your thunder The joy of violent movements pulls you under Bite the bullet well hard Yeah, but I die harder, so go too far *Friction, fusion Retribution I can't hear ya talk ta me I can't hear ya so talk ta me I can't hear ya are you talkin' ta me I can't hear ya are you talkin' ta me I can't hear ya time ta meet my lord I can't hear ya talk ta 2x4 I'm gonna make you, shake you, take you I'm gonna be the one who breaks you Put the screws to ya my way Yeah, come on come on, come, make and my day *Repeat

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