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JIMMY FALLON lyrics - Blow Your Pants Off

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Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ Can’t win by myself but with your help I might (Ten) Tim Tebow (Nine) to Jesus Christ (Eight) (Seven, Six) Commencing 4th (Five) down hut hut hike (Four) (Three, Two) Snap the football (One) and (Touchdown) may God’s love be with me This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow Please leave me alone Don’t you know my day of rest is Sunday And I’m sick of watching all these Broncos Games I hear that you play New England next week Dude you're on your own Brady is too good and I’ve got better things to do! Though I’ve passed 316 yards there’s still two games to go If I want to make it to the Super Bowl And show everyone on Earth how to Tebow Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ The Broncos won we’re still alive C’mon everyone Tebow C’mon everyone Tebow C’mon everyone Tebow C'mon everyone Tebow

Jesus Christ

Guthrie Woody
JESUS CHRIST (Woody Guthrie) Jesus Christ was a man who traveled through the land Hard working man and brave He said to the rich, Give your goods to the poor. So they laid Jesus Christ in his grave. Jesus was a man, a carpenter by hand His followers true and brave One dirty little coward called Judas Iscariot Has laid Jesus Christ in his grave He went to the sick, he went to the poor, And he went to the hungry and the lame; Said that the poor would one day win this world, And so they laid Jesus Christ in his grave. He went to the preacher, he went to the sheriff, Told them all the same; Sell all of your jewelry and give it to the Poor, But they laid Jesus Christ in his grave. When Jesus came to town, the working folks around, Believed what he did say; The bankers and the preachers they nailed him on a cross, And they laid Jesus Christ in his grave. Poor working people, they follered him around, Sung and shouted gay; Cops and the soldiers, they nailed him in the air, And they nailed Jesus Christ in his grave. Well the people held their breath when they heard about his death, And everybody wondered why; It was the landlord and the soldiers that he hired. That nailed Jesus Christ in the sky. When the love of the poor shall one day turn to hate. When the patience of the workers gives away Would be better for you rich if you never had been born So they laid Jesus Christ in his grave. This song was written in New York City Of rich men, preachers and slaves Yes, if Jesus was to preach like he preached in Galillee, They would lay Jesus Christ in his grave. sung to Jesse James filename[ JESUSCHR play.exe JESSJAME SF ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY===

Jesus Christ

Machine Saviour
You are the essence of a life that needs to pray You are the shadow of a man that bleeds away You are the hopes and fears that bind us to return You are the shattered dream that frightens us to burn Jesus Christ - Vengance is mine Jesus Christ - Leave them behind Jesus Christ - Vengance is mine Jesus Christ - Please, leave them to die You are the reason for the wars that plague the land You are the symbol for the cause in which they stand You are the one who sits there watching as they die You are the son of man that listens as they cry Jesus Christ - Vengance is mine Jesus Christ - Leave them behind Jesus Christ - Vengance is mine Jesus Christ - Please, leave them to die Are you are the man who said to turn the other cheek? Are you the one for this appears to be the weak? Are you to lift us from this silent found rebirth? Are you to take us from this stench that fills the earth? Jesus Christ - Vengance is mine Jesus Christ - Leave them behind Jesus Christ - Vengance is mine Jesus Christ - Please, leave them to die Bring them to life Without hate, without pain Without suffering insane Without death, without fire Without lies that feed the liar Without war, without games Without fear to take the blame Without fame, without power Without drugs to heal the coward Without violence, without rape Without sickness, without plagues Without judgement, without crime Without hope, without time Without two, without three Without torture over belief Bring us love Let us see Set us Free

Jesus Christ

Longpigs "Sun Is Often Out"
I've been up here Almost too long It's only fair they should start to raise the fare And I been laughing almost too hard You replaced my heart then I'm left to Stitch it up And it only goes to show you can Live with what you don't know and Every step you're ever gonna take now Only thing I do know Jesus Christ I'm on fire when you smile Jesus Christ I retire It's so easy I don't believe a word Love junkies gone over to the edge and he Been thinking if I could see you now I'd make you say this exists or not at all Would it be too much to ask If there's some one over there Who gets every joke And always in the same place Only thing I can't face Jesus Christ I'm on fire when you smile Jesus Christ I retire You give me such, such hope And I need you more You're all I know Been up here almost too long It's only plain they should start to see the stains And I'm sorry What I said before You raised it up then you had to bleed the cut And it makes an even keel of it All I'm gonna see from it oh it won't go Help me dig my own hole Help me dig my own hole Jesus Christ I'm on fire when you smile Jesus Christ I retire You give me some, some hope Jesus Christ I'm on fire when you smile Jesus Christ I retire

Come Again

General Public "Hand to Mouth"
there's been so much eye for an eye now i can't tell which cheek to turn look how we double deal just to keep the pack at bay ah now i'm asking the whys whens he's coming back for a second term and i'm all fingers and thumbs through trying to have my say what d'you say? come again, come again oh help me through the night come again, oh jesus christ i found a book in a hotel just as i had nothing left to read and nowhere left to turn feltlike i had been drawn how the wind rocked the trees waves were picking up across the bay and yes the earth moved for me in a different kind of way what d'you say? come again, come again oh help me through the night come again, come again second time will be twice as nice come again a white light at the end of the tunnel (boop-boop) come again, come again oh jesus christ come again, come again oh help me through the night come again oh jesus christ look there's been so much eye for an eye i don't know which way to turn look how we double deal just to keep the pack at bay ah now i'm asking the whys whens i don't know which way to turn could end up talking in tongues through always trying to have your say come again come again come again oh help me, oh help me come again come again second time will be twice as nice come again a white light at the end of the tunnel boop-boop come again come again oh jesus christ come again come again come again come again come again come again come again come again

Progressive Christmas Carols

JON COZART
[God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen:] We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three We've modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie Love, The Updated Christmas Carol Team [Santa Clause is Coming to Town:] You better not judge, you better not hate Better not bully or discriminate Progressive Santa's coming to town He's making a list of gluten free foods He won't take a peek at J-Law's nudes Progressive Santa's coming to town He's 50 different races And all for tax reform He'll protect all your children Well, as long as they've been born You'd better watch out... Too far? Okay. [Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:] Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer) Had an advantageous nose (he outlived his friends) He passed his bright red traits on (traits on) Darwin said that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory) [Mary Did You Know:] Mary did you know that your baby boy supports the NRA Mary did you know that your baby boy is white Did you know- [Deck the Halls:] Deck the halls with kujichagulia Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Give zawadi, hang benderas Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Throw your hands up in the air-uh [You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch:] You're a green one, Mr. Grinch You're lacking in finesse That greenish epidermis determines your success Mr. Grinch Racist Whos constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress You're an outlier, Mr. Grinch You give the Whos a fright They say your heart is 3/5ths normal, You're either wrong or white Mr. Grinch Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict [White Christmas:] I'm dreaming of a racially ambiguous holiday [Away In A Manger:] Away in a manger with Jesus and crew His schmeckle got cut cause hey Christ was a Jew [O Holy Night:] O holy night, the stars are brightly shining It is the night Jesus did something holy (I don't know the whole story) Joseph watched golf (Right?), his leather chair reclining As Mary birthed a child, I think a donkey was involved (Any help here? God?) Three wise men came, with GPS they found him Christ lied in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy tucked him in Jesus crawled on his knees His mom shared it on snapchat O bright device! O night, when Christ celebrated Christmas

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