JIMMY FALLON lyrics - Blow Your Pants Off

Scrambled Eggs

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Scrambled eggs Oh my baby how I love your legs Not as much as I love scrambled eggs Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs Waffle fries Oh my darling how I love your thighs Not as much as I love waffle fries Oh have you tried the waffle fries They are So damn good that they should be illegal They're like Regular fries but they're shaped like a waffle Chicken wings... "Chicken wings? No, no, no... Vegetarian, no chicken wings." "Oh, I forgot, it was actually..." Tofu wings Oh my baby when I hear you sing All I think about is tofu wings Oh did you bring the tofu wings There's a Place I know where I go for kick-ass wings We could Even get a side of onion rings Scrambled eggs Oh my baby how I love your legs Not as much as I love scrambled eggs Oh let's go get some scrambled eggs

Come All Ye Fair And Tender Maidens

JOAN BAEZ "Very Early Joan"
Come all ye fair and tender ladies. Be careful how you court young men. They're like a star on a summer's morning. They'll first appear and then they're gone. They'll tell you some loving story They'll declare to you their love is true Then they will go and court some other And that's the love they have for you Do you remember our days of courting When your head lay upon my breast You could make me believe with falling of your arm That the sun rose in the West I wish I was a little sparrow, And I had wings with which to fly Right over to see my false true-lover, And when he's talking I'd be nigh. But I'm not a little sparrow, I have no wings with which to fly So I sit here in grief and sorrow, To weep and pass my troubles by. If I had known before I courted that love was such a killing thing I'd a-locked my heart in a box of golden and fastened it up with a silver pin.

The Silky Veils Of Ardor

JONI MITCHELL "Don Juan's Reckless Daughter"
I am a poor wayfaring stranger Traveling through all these highs and lows I heard there was no sickness And no toil or danger Just mercy and plenty Where peaceful waters flow Where peaceful waters flow Come all you fair and tender school girls Be careful now--when you court young men They are like the stars On a summer morning They sparkle up the night And they're gone again Daybreak--gone again If I'd only seen through the silky veils of ardor What a killing crime this love can be I would have locked up my heart In a golden sheath of armor And kept its crazy beating Under strictest secrecy High security I wish I had the wings Of Noah's pretty little white dove So I could fly this raging river To reach the one I love But I have no wings And the water is so wide We'll have to row a little harder It's just in dreams we fly In my dreams we fly!

Carrickfergus

KATHERINE JENKINS "Daydream"
I wished I was in Carrickfergus Where the castle looks out to sea I would swim over the deepest ocean For my love to be with me But the sea is wide and I can't swim over Nor have I the wings to fly I wish I had a handsome boatman To ferry me over my love and I I wish I was in the land of Eire Where the mountains reach the sea Where flowers blossom as I do remember Where my true love came to me But the sea is wide and I can't swim over Nor have I the wings to fly Oh, to be home now in Carrickfergus To be together, my love and I, my love and I

Sparkling Brown Eyes

WAYLON JENNINGS "Never Could Toe The Mark"
There's a ramshackle shack in old Caroline It's callin' me back to the woman of mine Guess if I had the wings of a beautiful dove Don't you know I'd fly away to the woman I love. When the whippoorwills called on the hills far away We're gonna sing a little song we're gonna hear them say My love for you will never ever die We bid everything sail away to the sweet by and by. Those two brown eyes that sparkle with love Came down to me from heaven above Guess if I had the wings of a beautiful dove Don't you know I'd fly away to the woman I love. There's a ramshackle shack in old Caroline It's callin' me back to the woman of mine Guess if I had the wings of a beautiful dove Don't you know I'd fly away to the woman I love. When the whippoorwills called on the hills far away We're gonna sing a little song we're gonna hear them say My love for you will never ever die We bid everything sail away to the sweet by and by...

Sweet Little Angel

JEFF BECK "Beck-Ola"
I've got the sweetest little angel And I love the way that she spread her wings I've got the most adorable sweet little angel And I love the way that she spread up her wings When she put her arms around me I get joy, I get joy, I get joy and everything Listen to this will ya I asked my baby for a nickel And you know what, she gave me a twenty dollar bill, that ain't all Now listen to this, I asked my baby, my baby My own sweet baby for a nickel And she gave me a twenty dollar bill That's what makes me think I've got such a sweet little angel And if she should be sad to leave me I would break down and cry If my baby should leave I think I would lose my poor old worried mind If my baby should leave I do believe I would lose my mind Because you know what I've got this sweetest little angel And I love the way and I love the way And I love the way and I love every way That she spread her wings

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