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JIMMY FALLON lyrics - Blow Your Pants Off

History Of Rap

Original and similar lyrics
[Sugar Hill Gang – “Rapper’s Delight”:] “I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie To the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock It to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat Now what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin to the beat And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet” [Run-DMC – “Peter Piper”:] “Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rocked rhymes Humpty Dumpty fell down, that’s his hard time Jack B. Nimble was nimble, and he was quick But Jam Master cut faster that so Jay says” [Beastie Boys – “Paul Revere”:] “Now here’s a little story I got to tell About three bad brothers you know so well It started way back in history With Ad Rock, MCA, and me, Mike D” [A Tribe Called Quest – “Award Tour”:] “We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man Goin’ each and every place with the mic’ in their hand” [Digital Underground – “Humpty Dance”:] “The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Oh, do me baby Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump” [Snoop Dogg – “Nuthin’ But A G Thang”:] “One, two, three and to the fo’ Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do’ It’s the capital S, oh yes, the fresh N double O P D O double G Y D O double G, ya see” [2Pac feat. Dr. Dre – “California Love”:] “California Love” [Notorious B.I.G. – “Juicy”:] “It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine Salt N’ Peppa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin’ pictures on my wall Every Saturday rap attack, Mr. Magick, Marley Marl” [The Roots – “The Seed (2.0)”] “Push my seed in my push for life It’s gonna work because I’m pushin it right If Mary drop my baby girl tonight I would name her Rock N’” [Eminem – “My Name Is”:] “Hi, my name is What? My name is Who? Jigga jigga Slim Shady” [Missy Elliot – “Work It”:] “Is it worth it, let me work it I put by thing down flip it and reverse it It’s your fremme neppa venette It’s your fremme neppa venette” [Soulja Boy – “Crank That (Soulja Boy)”:] “Soulja Boy off in this oh Watch me crank it, watch me roll Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy Then Superman dat oh Now watch me you Crank dat, Soulja Boy Now watch me you Crank dat, Soulja Boy” [T.I. feat. Rihanna – “Live Your Life”:] “Mia ya hee, Miya ya ha, Miya ya hee, Miye ya ha ha You’ve gotta live your life Hey, Hey-ey eh-ey eh-ey You steady chasin that paper” [Sugar Hill Gang – “Rapper’s Delight”:] “I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie To the hip hip hop Ya don’t stop”

Same Song

2PAC "Resurrection"
All around the world,same song All all around the world same song [Shock G] I came for the party to get naughty, get my rocks on eat popcorn,watch you move your body to the pop song that I'm singing, dinga-linging, funky beats ringing everybody's swinging in the place as I kick the J-A-Z-Z-Y style R B mixing it with the hip hop swing beat Champagne in my hand, it wont be long till I'm gone It's just the same old song [Humpty Hump] It's just a freestyle, meanwhile, we keep the beat kickin sweat drippin, girlies in the limo eatin chicken oops don't get the grease on your pantyhose I love ya Rover, move over, I gotta blow my nose Sneezin, but still I'm pleasin to all the slimmies Pull out my jimmie, time to get busy wit a Jenny if it's good and plenty, dont you know there I go, there I go, there I go But I dont go nowhere without my jim hat If I'm rappin, cause she's clappin then I'm strappin cause I'm smarter than that then girlie maybe we can get along Cutie after cutie, it's just the same old song Chorus: repeat 3X [Money B] Money B, the freaky deaky, the sqeaky meaky up and down as a matter of fact ill be right back i gotta take a leak So while I'm drainin entertainin, but I got fame and the bases I touch to much for me tryin to be namin Aiyyo, you saw me on cable and gip I busted in and I was goin legit Clark Gable back in Pakland its the same old song sport these shorties, same freckles and hat drinkin the same 40's [Humpty Hump] hypothetical, political, lyrical, miracle whip just like butter, my ryhmes are legit Cause I'm the humpty. not humpty dumpty, but humpty hump here a hump, there a hump, everywhere a hump [Shock G] ah shut up and just listen not dissin dont get me wrong but to me its just the same old song so just watch, cuz my name is shock, and i like to rock and you cant stop this 2Pac go ahead and rock this [2Pac] Now I clown around when I hang around with the Underground Girls use to frown, say I'm down, when I come around gas me and when they pass me they use to diss me harrass me, but now they ask me if they can kiss me Get some fame, people change, wanna live they life high same song, can't go wrong, if I play the nice guy (clamin that they must have changed,just because we came strong) I remain, still the same (why Tu') cause it's the same song

Watch Dees

EMINEM "Curtains Up"
(Thirstin Howl): I hit harder Than Forman Landing both both gloves to a low blow With no cup Leave you Speech-less like when Arrested Development broke up Carry a crow bar for egos that won't budge Crack skulls Through helmets With the penetration of a screw nailed in Return like I was sending self addressed postage Throw bricks the size of the Stonehenge Before battles, we pour blood And toast, death to wicked infants Found on the sorceress' doorsteps Slaughter lamb And boar's head Every MC's cause of boredness And mind bondage Bronchitis, lung failure Language unfam-i-liar Art through a flooded air brush ??? leave craft Sentences joined with words holding hands It's a tight squeeze From where your head will be landing In exact time flight leaves Watch this Watch this Watch this Don't watch that, watch this (Eminem): Who's arm is this? I must have cut it off at the pharmacist And refused to resume my severed prescription of ??? I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets And never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed I hate my life That's why I degrade my wife Grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich And just ate the knife My mother's screaming 'please heal him, take him straight to Christ' Meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice Made a bomb threat with a fake device Strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice And if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin' I was probably just tryin to shake the lice Bugs fallin' out of my head I'm wishin' I was dead While I'm crawlin out of my bed Found it red And my rash is returning I feel the sensation of burning Occurring, usually during pain for release in my urine Screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me' These pills keep screamin' 'please quit swollin' me' The devil keeps screamin' 'please get down on one knee' Took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me Watch this Watch this Watch this Don't watch that, watch this

Labor

AESOP ROCK "Labor Days"
This is labor {*echoes*} {*sample cut and scratched*} [Aesop Rock] Who put the monkey wrench in well oiled prefectionist emblem Just to watch these moniters spit white noise through your office space auto made I infect knowledge gene pool dissented cloud clusters Brushing dust mites off your starborn all revolution sound jugglers Delinquent fan for brick habitat bob, weave, stick, move fence and put somewhere in the middle for slick invention This years brain crop spread spectacular I ain't mad at cha don't stay mad at the caliber I twist characters like twist characters Talley up the alley cat aggresion in this Doug E. Fresh infested mess up bassline lust An automatic B-boy krylon can't combust circuits Working these war picked cyphers with head striker stability and kamakazi chivalry I alone noble in a warm food feud Walking ten generations ain't nobody asking for your patience Who ranned off but only meet to face the fact that I knew myself and didn't have to ask nobody else (Talk about labor) Fantastic planet urchin puting work in Searching for pertinent verse minus the murderous diversions Apologies won't lore me to the communal sob story nor would I sacrifice lifestyle to benefit jewerly temperament This whole Green Goblin webcutter butts up against crayola daydream landscapes spittin bedlam, Datum Charge the villagers nickles and nicotine to watch them fed to undiscreniled crack at the high noon (We sell popcorn, beer and balloons!) I got an echelon this gon be the one children bicker over And start warriors vs. baseball fury element to glitches mode of century development I am a star really! The big bang bastard's back with a one way ticket to Beat Street This soil is like relevent to human concept plot the man ratios man learning, I work past the service I work on what I love, I work the service on my vertince And I work till this here little flat line closes the curtains {*beat plays with some scracthing*}

Moments Have You

JOHN FRUSCIANTE "To Record Only Water For Ten Days"
All around you is to feel and watch you They make patterns to peel the sound And I find it a pain that goes along With being in chaos's order I've a feild now to realize in Watch the main jump It has fears of you being there rising up Like who you're introduced to saying goodbye All again and you're always free now I didn't fake this so you could fade away I've been careful to take what I've spent I remember every end I'm pretending to face something I've been looking straight in it's eye Moments have you to play around with Cuz inside actions there's no time I'll evade you to create a reason I hear you inside a space An instant is forever now A future fluctuates Glimpse your motion Sitting down It's like framing a pear Or saving sounds I defy you to realize it How a shattering creates a song I've been used to help the body Of work that will never be A lapse of the most confused kind Has reserved feelings jumping around The first type plays around the souls They have fun with everyone you know A knot only found Never made Everyday we reload feelings When we play

Paradox

ALESANA "Confessions"
Dearest love, I hope this finds you well I am kidding this is probably hell Lonely stranger with a brush in hand Never saw me sneaking up on him Tonight say goodbye to what you thought you knew They’ll blame the blood spilled on you I’m closing my eyes, one more kiss before I never wake again Two moves ahead of you You are a pawn Castle now but I’m behind your king As your queen lays bleeding on the board Accept you have lost the game, misjudged your enemy Unleash the myth living in your worst fears I’m trapped! Don’t wait! Page abandoned, the stories write themselves The author lost his way again and he forgot to write the end Race towards the sun, seeing who comes undone The villainess, the broken bride, we sit and watch the world’s collide The story is ending Would you remember Joan of Arc was her flesh yet unlicked by flame? Will you remember how the waves crash on the shores of time? Who would’ve ever known that each choice made sense? Who could’ve ever known? Are we not our actions? Our lives are poetry, make them sonnets Unleash the myth living in your worst fears I’m trapped! Don’t wait! Page abandoned, the stories write themselves The author lost his way again and he forgot to write the end Race towards the sun, seeing who comes undone The villainess, the broken bride, we sit and watch the world’s collide The story is ending Why do the floorboards creak like a heartbeat This room is driving me insane What’s behind the bricks? Who’s rapping at my chamber door? Pendulum, why do you torment me? What am I saying? Have I lost my mind? I am her! No longer Fatima, goddess, light I’ve become Rusalka, demon of night! Two moves ahead of you You are a pawn Castle now but I’m behind your king As your queen lays bleeding on the board Accept you have lost the game, misjudged your enemy Don’t wait... Page abandoned, the stories write themselves The author lost his way again and he forgot to write the end Race towards the sun, seeing who comes undone The villainess, the broken bride, we sit and watch the world’s collide Page abandoned, time is ending The story is ending, make them sonnets We sit and watch the world’s collide The night that I died I had become Rusalka. I was no longer me. I was no longer Annabel. The beautiful evil coursed through my veins and I saw so clearly what needed to be done. As you lay, fast asleep, I penned her farewell and kissed your cheek. The knife felt so light in my hand, so heavy in my stomach. There is something about this room…

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