JIMMY FALLON lyrics - Blow Your Pants Off

Cougar Huntin'

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I'm goin' huntin', I'm loadin' up my gun. I'm goin' huntin', yeah. Well I'ma gonna get me some I'm goin' huntin', got my whiskey and my beer There's cougars a'loose in the bar and I'm goin' huntin' here Well you know you're lookin' good now, but your momma's lookin' finer I know you turned 22, but I prefer a 69er Well, up and down the bar she goes a'prowlin' for all to see She may not be the freshest, but the muffin' ain't stale to me I'm goin' huntin', I'm loadin' up my gun. I'm goin' huntin', yeah. Well I'ma gonna get me some I'm goin' huntin', got my whiskey and my beer There's cougars a'loose in the bar and I'm goin' huntin' here Well, I am just a young buck, but I got you in my sight I'm gonna bag you and stuff you when we get home tonight Not gonna lead you on 'cause that's not my trip But I think there's more cougars here then a Mercury dealership I'm goin' huntin', I'm loadin' up my gun. I'm goin' huntin', yeah. Well I'ma gonna get me some I'm goin' huntin', got my whiskey and my beer There's cougars a'loose in the bar and I'm goin' huntin' here There's cougars a'loose in the bar and I'm goin' huntin' here There's cougars a'loose in the bar....and I'm goin' huntin'...here.

Hey Joe

Love "Love"
Hey Joe where you goin with all that money in your hand now Well I said hey Joe where you goin with all that money in your hand Well I'm goin after my woman she's been runnin around with some other man now Well I said I'm goin after my woman she's been runnin around with some other man Well I'm gonna go downtown gonna buy me some blue steel 44's And when I catch up to that woman she ain't gonna be runnin no more All right All right Well I said hey Joe I heard you shot your woman dead Well I said hey Joe I heard that you shot your woman dead Well yes I did I shot tham just like I said now Well you see I shot them just like I said Well hey Joe tell me where are you gonna go Well I said hey Joe now tell me where are you goin to go Well I guess I'll go back to my favorite Mexico Well I guess I'll go back to where I know a man can be free Well there ain't goin to be no hangman putting no noose around my neck little child Well I said there ain't goin be no hangman putting no noose around me Well hey Joe where you goin with all that money in your hand Well I said hey On all of the A's just put your finger off the B then put it back on then up a fret. You'll understand.

Goin' Out West

TOM WAITS "Bone Machine"
Well I'm goin' out west Where the wind blows tall 'Cause Tony Franciosa Used to date my ma They got some money out there They're giving it away I'm gonna do what I want Do what I want And I'm gonna get paid Little brown sausages Lying in the sand I ain't no extra baby I'm a leading man Well my parole officer WIll be proud of me With my Olds 88 And the devil on a leash My Olds 88 And the devil on a leash Well I know karate, Voodoo too I'm gonna make myself available to you I don't need no make up I got real scars I got hair on my chest I look good without a shirt Well I don't lose my composure In a high speed chase Well my friends think I'm ugly I got a masculine face I got some dragstrip courage I can really drive a bed I'm gonna change my name To Hannibal or maybe Just Rex Change my name to Hannibal Or maybe just Rex I'm gonna drive all night Take some speed I'm gonna wait for the sun To shine down on me I cut a hole in my roof In the shape of a heart And I'm goin' out west Where they'll appreciate me Goin' out west Goin' out west

Huntin' Song

Arrogant Worms
Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old Charlie's glass eye Well we looked all around so we sees all of nature So calm and so serene But not for long 'cause we're gonna use guns To make furry animals scream 'Cause we're goin' huntin' We're gonna kill somethin' I don't care what it is Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, Maybe the neighbour's kids! We're goin' huntin' We're gonna kill somethin' I don't care what it is Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, Maybe the neighbour's kids! Well off we go, our guns are loaded And so's are we We weaves through the bushes and falls on our faces And piss on the nice trees And then we spot something moving an' a rustle We pump it full of lead And smile real wide as we hear it scream And thud as it falls down dead 'Cause we're goin' huntin' We're gonna kill somethin' I don't care what it is Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, Maybe the neighbour's kids! We're goin' huntin' We're gonna kill somethin' I don't care what it is Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, Maybe the neighbour's kids! Well off we go to see what we killed And watch the damn thing bleed The first thing we see is a bright orange cap And we shot down Ol' Charlie But he don't to mind, he smiled all the time He died real happy But next time he should tell us When he's goin' off to take a pee 'Cause we're goin' huntin' We're gonna kill somethin' I don't care what it is Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, Maybe the neighbour's kids! We're goin' huntin' We're gonna kill somethin' I don't care what it is Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, Maybe the neighbour's kids! Well the sun goes down and we head back to town And we hop in our pickup truck Strap Charlie to the hood, start up the engine Drive it home with any luck Well what do you know, we run into a pole But we're all still in one piece And we get a free ride back into town Courtesy of the police. 'Cause we're goin' huntin' We're gonna kill somethin' I don't care what it is Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, Maybe the neighbour's kids! We're goin' huntin' We're gonna kill somethin' I don't care what it is Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, Maybe the neighbour's kids!

Somethin's Goin' On

Ian Hunter "All of the Good Ones Are Taken"
(Ian Hunter) The spirit of war is all around us 'N' everybody knows somethin's goin' on Fasten your seat belts - say goodbye to your mothers Cos everybody knows somethin's goin' on Nuclear missiles - cover to cover Everybody knows somethin's goin' on The world is a subway - all the leaders are muggers 'N' everybody knows somethin's goin' on Well I say Roll up to the party - welcome to the show We'll make you live in fear - then we'll make you disappear Somethin's goin' on 'n' everybody knows What you got - what you got Everybody knows somethin's goin' on Most people got nothin' - a few got the lot 'N' everybody knows - it's still goin' on Well I say Roll up to the circus - welcome to death row Just do what we say - then we'll blow you all away Somethin's goin' on 'n' everybody knows What about hunger... are they just another number? We're all an endangered species 'N' everybody knows - it's still goin' on Well I say Welcome to Thanksgiving - what we reap is what we sow We'll watch you die in vain from the safety of our plane Somethin's goin' on 'n' everybody knows

Surf City

RAMONES "Acid Eaters"
I bought a pretty cool wagon and we call it a woody Surf City, here we come You know, it ain't very cherry, it's an oldie but a goody Surf City, here we come Well, it ain't got a backseat or a rear window But it still gets me where I wanna go [Chorus:] And we're goin' Surf City, 'cause it's two to one You know we're goin' Surf City, gonna have some fun Yeah we're goin' Surf City, 'cause it's two to one You know we're goin' Surf City, gonna have someone, now They say they never roll the scoops, because there's always something goin Surf City, here we come You know, they're either out surfin' or they got a party growin Surf City, here we come Well it's two surfin honey for every guy And all you gotta do is just wink your eye [chorus] And if my woody breaks down, I'll get somewhere as a surfer Surf City, here we come I'll strap my board to my back and hitch a ride in my wet-suit Surf City, here we come And when I get to Surf City, I'll be shootin pearl And checkin' out the parties for surfer girls [chorus]

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