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JIMMY BUFFETT lyrics - Christmas Island

Ho, Ho, Ho, And A Bottle Of Rum

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Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns He hates to admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow Mr. Claus has a has escape plans, a secret that only he knows Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams A break from his wife, half-frozen in life The elves and that damn reindeer team Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum Santa's run off to the Caribbean He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun] Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood Just for the weekend he's like to be Peter Pan Get out of his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum Snata's off to the Caribbean Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum Santa's off to the Caribbean A week in the tropics and he'll be alright Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight Merry Christmas to all and to all good night

Shorty Was Da Bomb

DMX "The Great Depression"
Thursday, June 28, 2:02 A.M “I just called you, you said that you were on your way but there's just one problem... I'm all the way to fucking Rochester, New York. Wrong. Ho.' Doggs gone be doggs don't fuck wit a dogg if you can't take care of a dogg you know whut i say take it easy, lady, you know give me a motherfuckin break, will ya shorty was da bomb brown skin honey with the dough found out she was a lil' ho but still yo pushed up shorty had that ass like BLAOW!!!! had me schemin and how! How can i get that now was like Girlfriend, let me drop a bug in ur ear she didn't mind cuz i told her whut she wanted to hear was like “Yeah!' she knew she was how it was goin down she said, “Page me, code zero, cuz i know you get around!' Didn't even have a man, but even if she did then cuz my game is tight like i stop to cap on a nigga head i said, woke up, like, 9, or sumthin don't act like when i say that ass is mine, i'm frontin! Uhhh that night she let me get that, hit that ripped that, bounced off the walls and flipped that But only one thing went wrong the rubber bust but i didn't fuss cuz dogg!!!! shorty was da bomb! [chorus] Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night and man the pussy was good but shorty's fuckin up my life (fuckin up my life) Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night but man that pussy was good but shorty's fuckin up my life.... c'mon, ma! gimme a break! a few days later, i hit her up just to be real I like, “Whuttup, Boo, how you been, how you feel' She said, “Aiight, but my friend's kinda late Today's the thirteenth, it shoulda been here on the eighth' I'm like, “For real Well stress a pill You better cuz i can't afford another lil' one.' She said, “Neither can I' I said, “Cool cuz i got mad shit to do and you still in school so at least we got the same thing in mind.' If didn't have this kid, then everything woulda been fine BUT i was blind! for the fact that she was settin me up for the kill damn! why wasn't she on The Pill! And i still check up on her, like, once a week sometimes i hit it, sometimes i didn't but Shorty was a frea, and whenever i would speak on the baby, she'd be like: 'I ain't havin this kid, is you crazy!!' Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night (listen man, only one muthafuckin night!) And man the pussy was good (i ain't gone front it was good as a muthafucka) But Shorty's fuckin up my life (man, this bitch is a fuckin headache!) Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night (one muthafuckin night, it was nuthin but trouble) But Man the pussy was good (The pussy!! Man, let me tell ya....) But Shorty's fuckin up my life (dogg, man, this bitch....!) C'mon Ma, gimme a break!! By now wasn't lookin too good cuz she wasn't doin things that she told me she would like gettin the price checked out for whut we had to do and it goes up in the arguements after two and a half, man i had to laugh at her frustrations now she's four months ready to hit the bus station if i was still in that shit wit her made me rob her told her friends, “DMX is my baby's father!' Lil' stomache was showin' so now the heat is on well maybe we'll see the light if i start to treat her wrong i guess she thought that if she keeped the baby, she would keep me got the game on high level, gettin sneaky had the kid she said it was premature found out she was six months when she said she was four so i left her with the pressure on the next man's arm she'll be aiight cuz shorty was da bomb! Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night (man one muthafuckin night Get real!) and man the pussy was good (the pussy it ate the dick up like THAT!) but shorty's fuckin up my life (This bitch won't quit CALLIN'!!!!) Shorty..... UHHHH!! (she was kinda cute though) we only did it full that night (it only takes one night, man, hehehehe) but man that pussy was good (Mmm Mmmm Mmm!!!!) But Shorty's fuckin up my life C'mon, Ma! Gimme a break!!

Get Smart

FABOLOUS "Ghetto Fabolous"
[Verse 1] I like'em brown, yellow, Peurto Rican or Asian Who have the weekend occaison Sneak in the Days Inn I'm never tweakin' of haze an frequently blazin' Now if they ain't on ya face it ain't the cheeks that i stay in Cant deny it, Used to take weeks and persuasion Now I just be lookin' down at these freaks in amazement With a girl, The first thing I peep a notice Is how full her lips is and deep her throat is So you ain't gotta be perfect I'll buy you whatever you want, But your heads gotta be worth it Still what I mean is Your brains gotta send chills through my penis 'Til I feel like a geinus Look at it from a playa's postition I got a scholarship, I get smart without payin' tuition My classes be like two three hours That's why I'm the smartest young guy since Doogie Howser [Chorus] Still what I mean is I really just wanna get smart until I feel like a genius And all that I ask is That you help me get good grades in all of my classes Still what I mean is I really just wanna get smart until I feel like a genius And all that I ask is That you help me get good grades, Ma in all of my classes [Verse 2] Thses bitches they done got real bad Cause now I pull out, Leavin'em lookin' like model for a got milk ad I'm a teachers pet And even if you good at math ma you'll have trouble countin' each bauggette All it takes would hood tutors and some good budda And promise to buy them some of them Razor foot scooters They don't care where the cops is Outta the blue they stop biz Teacher started givin' me a pop quiz I stay 10 minutes in night clubs Pocket full of green, Duke on it invented the night bulb I might pass on a female, And call up a subsitute just for night class in the CL Ya man don't know why his chicks knees be scared Can't tell her from givin' my dick CPR If ya lift up and say ya jaws hurtin', before squrtin It's for certain You are the weakest link, Goodbye [Chorus] [Verse 3:] You know my girls in North and South Caddy They all for mouth waxin' And the whores in Texas, Oral sexes I head to Cali, Take more blows to the head than Ali And the Philly momies suck the kid outta Willie Bonnie And the way females so Southern Hospitality in ATL Dont even know them hoes In South Beach, They let me jimmy dip in they mouthpiece Forget about Vegas, The head is outrageous The broads in Seattle will make ya knees rattle Fa shizzle da snizzle get smizzle down in VA Them hoes in Detroit will suck the whole Brevoort My dick don't get to die down when I'm in Chi-Town My bitches in B-More, Blow til they knees sore Good damn, there face I, ain't screwed down in St. Lou New York, It ain't got no pipe instructions They just suck outta you like liposuction [Chorus]

Where Are You At?

GREAT BIG SEA "Great Big Sea"
Oh the night that Paddy Murphy died, is a night I'll never forget Some of the boys got loaded drunk, and they ain't got sober yet; As long as a bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay O'Leary came with the bagpipes, some music for to play Chorus: That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy That's how they showed their honour and their pride; They said it was a sin and shame and they winked at one another And every drink in the place was full the night Pat Murphy died As Mrs. Murphy sat in the corner pouring out her grief Kelly and his gang came tearing down the street They went into an empty room and a bottle of whiskey stole They put the bottle with the corpse to keep that whiskey cold Chorus About two o'clock in the morning after empty'ing the jug Doyle rolls up the ice box lid to see poor Paddy's mug We stopped the clock so Mrs. Murphy couldn't tell the time And at a quarter after two we argued it was nine Chorus They stopped the hearse on George Street outside Sundance Saloon They all went in at half past eight and staggered out at noon They went up to the graveyard, so holy and sublime Found out when they got there, they'd left the corpse behind! Chorus Oh the night that Paddy Murphy died, is a night I'll never forget Some of the boys got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet; As long as a bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay O'Leary came with the bagpipes, some music for to play Chorus

Cradle Song (Brahms' Lullaby)

FRANK SINATRA "Night and Day"
Lullaby and good night, with roses bestride, With lilies bedecked. 'neath Baby's sweet bed. May thou sleep, may thou rest, may thy slumber be blest. May thou sleep, may thou rest, may thy slumber be blest. Lullaby and good night, thy mother's delight. Bright angels around, my darling, shall guard. They will guide thee from harm, thou art safe in my arms. They will guide thee from harm, thou art safe in my arms. (and these are the original words of Brahms in German) Guten Abend, gut' nacht! Mit Rosen bedacht, Mit N„glein besteckt schl乸f unter die Deck'! Morgen Fr乭, wenn Got will, wirst du wieder geweckt, Morgen Fr乭, wenn Got will, wirst du wieder geweckt, Guten Abend, gut' nacht! Von Englein bewacht, Die zeigen in Traum, dir Christkindlein's baum. Schlaf' num selig und suss, schau' in Traum's Paradies, Schlaf' num selig und suss, schau' in Traum's Paradies. (without poetic embellishments, this is the direct translationof Brahms) Good evening, good night, covered with roses, With tiny fingernails hidden, slipping under the blankets, Tomorrow morning, if God wills, you will wake again. Tomorrow morning, if God wills, you will wake again. God evening, good night, watched over by tiny angels, Who show the little Christ Child's tree in dreams, Sleep now, blessed and sweet, look at dream's paradise. Sleep now, blessed and sweet, look at dream's paradise.

Reindeer Boogie

TRISHA YEARWOOD "The Sweetest Gift"
Santa had a cup of coffee and he ate a little snack Thru his pack right over his back Open the windows of his little shack And Shouted Oh Dasher and Dancer Vixen and Blitzen come on here Were gonna get a-going and spread some cheer So limber your legs and sharpen your hooves Cause tonight is the night were gonna jump on the roof Well the reindeer they were so proud and grand To take another trip all over the land They jumped right into thier proper place To get hepped up for that midnight race Ol' Santa he shook off the ice and snow Boarded his sleigh and then yelled Lets go! All the little toys were happy too cause they were so bright and new A little piano then started to play Oh Santa began to swing and sway Thought he heard a toy drum starting to beat But he found it was just the rhythm of the reindeer feet The reindeer boogied in the middle of the road Tonight we have a mighty big load Dont boogie to the left, now boogie to the right Do the reindeer boogie this Christmas eve night

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