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JEWEL lyrics - The Merry Goes 'Round

Play Day

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The music of the breeze played by the trees A crazy kind of rhythm Watch the dancing of the leaves Branches like fingers And they're strumming away The wind like a harp That's what the trees like to play [Chorus:] Let's have a play day An anything-you-say day What do you say, maybe? We have a dance away the day, day We're gonna dance We're gonna dance We're gonna dance! My cat can't talk But he makes music when he walks With a pitter pat The horse goes clickity clack The car horn beeps Like a symphony The tractors rattle and hum I play the pots like drums Crickets have a talent And they play quite well Violins so small They squeak for us all [Chorus] Yeah, well I can dance to anything The breeze in the trees The the pitter pat of the cat The waltz of the horse at it goes clickity clack The car horns that beeps The tractor rattles and hums I play the pots like drums With the crickets as they play Their tiny violins all day [Chorus X2] La La La... Boogie woogie woogie Boogie woogie La La La...

Jacky Don Tucker

TOBY KEITH "Dream Walkin'"
Jacky Don Tucker was my daddy's little brother And at seventeen he jumped the fence He joined a rock 'n' roll band, got a tattoo on his hand Granny said he never had a lick of sense 'Cause by the time he turned seven he was a stealin' watermelons Playin' house with the girl next door Drinkin' muscadine wine by the time he was nine Sneakin' out and smokin' cigarettes under the porch He was a melon stealin' Cop-a-feelin' Daredevil fool A do-it-anywayin' Playin' hooky from school A water tower poet class of '73 He'd say by God you better know it if you're runnin' with me 'Cause I'm skinny dippin' finger flippin' son of a gun Play by the rules You're gonna miss all the fun He was always drag racin' and he kept the sheriff chasin' But they never caught ole Jacky Don 'Cause he was nobody's fool, the definition of cool He even cut a donut on the courthouse lawn He created quite a scandal that the locals couldn't handle When he took up with the preacher's baby girl They bought a new double wide and on their wedding night Aunt Jenny went to rockin' Uncle Jacky Don's world He was a melon stealin' Cop-a-feelin' Daredevil fool A do-it-anywayin' Playin' hooky from school A water tower poet class of '73 He'd say by God you better know it if you're runnin' with me 'Cause I'm skinny dippin' finger flippin' son of a gun Play by the rules You're gonna miss all the fun He was a melon stealin' Cop-a-feelin' Daredevil fool A do-it-anywayin' Playin' hooky from school A water tower poet class of '73 He'd say by God you better know it if you're runnin' with me 'Cause I'm skinny dippin' finger flippin' son of a gun Play by the rules You're gonna miss all the fun Play by the rules You're gonna miss all the fun

What U Gonna Do

C-Murder "C-P-3.Com"
[C-Murder talking] Now what chu' niggas really gonna do if we come for you Huh, what chu' really gonna do niggas It's real out here [Ms. Peaches talking] Who's that sayin' they want to test C-Murder man Say, you don't know, he's original thug boy And he's a murderer [Hook: Ms. Peaches] What chu' gonna do when we come for you Cause ya niggas don't fuck with TRU Now we gotta play it raw my nigga Fuck the law my nigga, it's on my nigga What chu' gonna do when we come for you Cause ya niggas don't fuck with TRU Now we gotta play it raw my nigga Fuck the law my nigga, it's on my nigga [C-Murder] Play it raw, so raw, I'm in the car with a gar What chu' see is what chu' saw but chu' better play us par Cut cha' law and ya paw, my temper hot like tar I'm on the block posted up, with them things loaded up And if them people pull up and tell my boys to freeze Buckle up, knuckle up screamin' C-P-3 Gangsta, gangsta whodi, what cha' gonna do TRU shawty boy, I love them shawty girls too Cause cash rules everything around me I'm uptown, ghetto bound with my rounds G Slugged up, tatted up, Cut Boys don't give a what We roll with big trucks, whodi throw yo hood up [Hook] [Silkk the Shocker] Some dudes think it's bout rap, look it's bigger than that The real be up front, you fake dudes get in the back We got guns and believe me you can get it from that Gotta lot of money and mostly I ain't get it from rap You think it's a game cause we ain't jacked in a while I bust caps in the Y, funny that's why we crackin' a smile Glad to shut chu' up, cause that's too loud Don't mess with that file cause that's a while Still roll through the hood, Bentley with the top off Feel me, I'm not gon' stop so you can hop on Man we got bullets that skip playas and hit haters Slikk and C, No Limit known to get paper [Hook] [C-Murder] What chu' gonna do when we take that beef to far, yeah My click of hitmen will catch you in ya car, yeah Shoot out the window of a black Lex, so roll down When I slow down, they bout to go down, so put cha' holo-co down You about to catch a hollow from about no tomorrow With notes I wrote and my gats not borrowed So I'ma dump it after I dump in you, ya chump you I been TRU and plus you only seen what I done been through [Master P] Here we go again (What man) From the streets to the pen (That boy been to the pen) [C-Murder] Them boys is at it again (Sho') TRU Records came to represent (C-Murder) [Master P] No Limit No Limit [Hook with Master P ad-libs] [Ian Lewis to fade] We drink Cristal, enough Alize And our Lexus Jeeps, say must stay paid We party all night till the break of day TRU is our family and we here to stay We drink Cristal, enough Alize And our Lexus Jeeps, say must stay paid We party all night till the break of day TRU is our family and we here to stay Can't stop, can't stop, what you gonna do What you gonna do when they come for you Can't stop, can't stop, what you gonna do What you gonna do when they come for you We drink Cristal, enough Alize And our Lexus Jeeps, say must stay paid We party all night till the break of day TRU is our family and we here to stay

Sex Or Weight Lifting

ADAM SANDLER "What The Hell Happened To Me?"
[Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record and these people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's your name? [Man]: Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner. [Adam Sandler]: Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people having sex [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you right now [Man]: Ok [Adam Sandler]: You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin' sex? [Man]: Yeah I got ya [Adam Sandler]: Alright I'm pressing the play button...Now. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: What do you think? [Man]: Well that's people having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No they were doing a Military Press [Man]: But..but they... [Adam Sandler]: No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's your name? [Man]: Uh hi my name is Ron. [Adam Sandler]: Ron, what's your last name, quick. [Man]: Ron Johnson. [Adam Sandler]: Alright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler]: Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are havin' sex.. [Man]: Yeah? [Adam Sandler]: See how he says yeah? Or working out in a fitness center. [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: I'm pressing play...Now. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: And what do you think? [Man]: Uh, that was two gay men having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No those were two men doing Butterfly Curls. [Man]: Sounded like two gay guys having sex. [Adam Sandler]: Well no sir, you are dead wrong. [Man]: Alright. [Adam Sandler]: Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name? [Man]: Uh Larry Bartowski [Adam Sandler]: And Larry, how old are you? [Man]: I am 62. [Adam Sandler]: My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir? [Man]: I think I'll be able to do this. [Adam Sandler]: Alright sir. Here we go. And play. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight lifting? [Man]: That was definitely two people having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No they were doing Leg Squats. [Man]: You're kidding me? They were not having sex? [Adam Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base. [Man]: I don't believe it. [Adam Sandler]: Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. Okay so...play. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: Okay, here's your second chance. What do you think? [Man]: Those people were definitely having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No wrong again, sir. Thanks for playing the game. [Man]: You're kidding me. They, they... [Adam Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it. [Man]: They were having sex. [Adam Sandler]: Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are you? [Woman]: Okay. [Adam Sandler]: My name's Barry Lakin. [Woman]: Hi. [Adam Sandler]: Hi. What's your name? [Women]: Uh Jessica Sanders. [Adam Sandler]: Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record. [Woman]: Oh okay. [Adam Sandler]: I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to people are having sex or working out in a gym. [Woman]: Okay. [Adam Sandler]: Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going on. [Woman]: You're unzipping my pants. [Adam Sandler]: Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something. [Woman]: Oh that feels good. [Adam Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna blow it here we go [Woman]: You got shit all over me. [Adam Sandler]: Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. Here we go. {Playback} [Adam Sandler]: Now what do you think? [Woman]: That was you having sex with me. [Adam Sandler]: That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.

Getting Live

Dog Eat Dog
Standing up at the plate Waiting on my date I was startin' to worry She was a half-hour late My team don't like it When I delay the game But they know I'm crowned The girl's on the rebound Life is like a stadium at night Crowd cheers jeers Drama spotlights The public know us Maybe they don't But now I'm gonna show 'em What the cameras won't Time is running out for you and me What's it all about? When I was a kid I went down to the minors For stealing a base They gave me a shiner Sat me on the bench 'Til I learned my lesson Little older, wiser And a little less aggressive At the age of 17 I got back on the team Like a quarterback sneak Everuy kid's dream Never far from home Always in the zone Home or away In ballparks and domes C'mon and play these games today Who wants to play these games today I'm gonna play these games today We gotta play Play games Oh yeah! The games we play We play games I've seen the bad calls Injuries and penalties But I keep ducking All the blocks with ease Big game exposure All star composure You asked me to prove my skills Then I showed ya The clock ticks down To the year 2000 I went for the gold And I damn near found it To those who told I would never succeed It's first and goal And I'm the M.V.P.

Games

Dog Eat Dog
Standing up at the plate Waiting on my date I was startin' to worry She was a half-hour late My team don't like it When I delay the game But they know I'm crowned The girl's on the rebound Life is like a stadium at night Crowd cheers jeers Drama spotlights The public know us Maybe they don't But now I'm gonna show 'em What the cameras won't Time is running out for you and me What's it all about? When I was a kid I went down to the minors For stealing a base They gave me a shiner Sat me on the bench 'Til I learned my lesson Little older, wiser And a little less aggressive At the age of 17 I got back on the team Like a quarterback sneak Everuy kid's dream Never far from home Always in the zone Home or away In ballparks and domes C'mon and play these games today Who wants to play these games today I'm gonna play these games today We gotta play Play games Oh yeah! The games we play We play games I've seen the bad calls Injuries and penalties But I keep ducking All the blocks with ease Big game exposure All star composure You asked me to prove my skills Then I showed ya The clock ticks down To the year 2000 I went for the gold And I damn near found it To those who told I would never succeed It's first and goal And I'm the M.V.P.

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