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JEFFERSON AIRPLANE lyrics - Crown of Creation

Greasy Heart

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Lady, you keep asking why he likes you how come Wonder why he wants more if he just had some Boys, she's got more to play with in the way of toys Ladies eyes go off and on with a finger full of glue Lips are drawn upon her face in come-to-me tattoo Creamy suntan color that fades when she bathes Paper dresses catch on fire you lose her in the haze Don't ever change lady, he likes you that way because He just had his hair done and he wants to use your wig He's going off the drug thing cause his veins are getting big He wants to sell his paintings but the market is slow They're only paying him two grams now for a one-man abstract show Don't ever change people even if you can You are your own best toy to play with remote control hands Made for each other made in Japan Woman with a greasy heart automatic man Don't ever change people your face will hit the fan Don't ever change people even if you can Don't change before the empire falls You'll laugh so hard you'll crack the walls

Sex Or Weight Lifting

ADAM SANDLER "What The Hell Happened To Me?"
[Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record and these people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's your name? [Man]: Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner. [Adam Sandler]: Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people having sex [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you right now [Man]: Ok [Adam Sandler]: You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin' sex? [Man]: Yeah I got ya [Adam Sandler]: Alright I'm pressing the play button...Now. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: What do you think? [Man]: Well that's people having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No they were doing a Military Press [Man]: But..but they... [Adam Sandler]: No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's your name? [Man]: Uh hi my name is Ron. [Adam Sandler]: Ron, what's your last name, quick. [Man]: Ron Johnson. [Adam Sandler]: Alright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler]: Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are havin' sex.. [Man]: Yeah? [Adam Sandler]: See how he says yeah? Or working out in a fitness center. [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: I'm pressing play...Now. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: And what do you think? [Man]: Uh, that was two gay men having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No those were two men doing Butterfly Curls. [Man]: Sounded like two gay guys having sex. [Adam Sandler]: Well no sir, you are dead wrong. [Man]: Alright. [Adam Sandler]: Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name? [Man]: Uh Larry Bartowski [Adam Sandler]: And Larry, how old are you? [Man]: I am 62. [Adam Sandler]: My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir? [Man]: I think I'll be able to do this. [Adam Sandler]: Alright sir. Here we go. And play. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight lifting? [Man]: That was definitely two people having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No they were doing Leg Squats. [Man]: You're kidding me? They were not having sex? [Adam Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base. [Man]: I don't believe it. [Adam Sandler]: Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. Okay so...play. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: Okay, here's your second chance. What do you think? [Man]: Those people were definitely having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No wrong again, sir. Thanks for playing the game. [Man]: You're kidding me. They, they... [Adam Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it. [Man]: They were having sex. [Adam Sandler]: Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are you? [Woman]: Okay. [Adam Sandler]: My name's Barry Lakin. [Woman]: Hi. [Adam Sandler]: Hi. What's your name? [Women]: Uh Jessica Sanders. [Adam Sandler]: Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record. [Woman]: Oh okay. [Adam Sandler]: I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to people are having sex or working out in a gym. [Woman]: Okay. [Adam Sandler]: Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going on. [Woman]: You're unzipping my pants. [Adam Sandler]: Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something. [Woman]: Oh that feels good. [Adam Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna blow it here we go [Woman]: You got shit all over me. [Adam Sandler]: Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. Here we go. {Playback} [Adam Sandler]: Now what do you think? [Woman]: That was you having sex with me. [Adam Sandler]: That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.

Some Kind Of Monster

METALLICA "St. Anger"
These are the eyes that can't see me These are the hands that drop your trust These are the boots that kick you around This is the tongue that speaks on ths inside These are the ears that ring with hate This is the face that'll never change This is the fist that grinds you down This is the voice of silence no more These are the legs in circles run This is the beating you'll never know These are the lips that taste no freedom This is the feel that's not so safe This is the face that you'll never change This is the god that ain't so pure This is the god that is not pure This is the voice of silence no more We the people Are we the people? Some kind of monster This monster lives This is the face that stones you cold This is the moment that needs to breathe These are the claws that scratch these wounds This is the pain that never leaves This is the tongue that whips you down This is the burden of every man These are the screams that pierce your skin This is the voice of silence no more This is the test of flesh and soul This is the trap that smells so good This is the flood that drains these eyes These are the looks that chill to the bone These are the fears that swing over head These are the weights that hold you down This is the end that will never end This is the voice of silence no more We the people Are we the people? Some kind of monster This monster lives This is the cloud that swallows trust This is the black that uncolors us This is the face that you hide from This is the mask that comes undone Ominous I'm in us

This Is Who I Am

LIL' KIM "La Bella Mafia"
(feat. Swizz Beatz Mashonda) [Intro] Swizz Beatz (Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at?) I introduce to you (Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at?) The Queen Bee (Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at?) She hold the crown in this game (Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at?) Ladies and Gentleman... [Verse 1: Lil' Kim] It's the worlds famous, Lil' Kim, Queen Bee I am who I am, you just can't change me No matter what you do, you can't take the hood out me People been around me for years, don't know shit about me Dedicated, like Muslims makin' selat People steady try to make me into somethin' I'm not That's why I had to cut the grass, so I could see the snakes Copped the house on the hill so I could see the lakes What you thought? I'm a girl, couldn't make it alone Time to turn the heat up and get back in the zone One day my hairs orange, the next day it's green The trendsetter's back on your TV screen [Chorus: Mashonda] This is who I am (This is who I am) This is what I be (This is what I be) People runnin' 'round (People runnin' 'round) Tryna change me (Tryna change me) Oh, no, no, no, no (Oh, no, no, no, no) No, no, no (No, no, no) Oh, no, no, no, no (Oh, no, no, no, no) No, no, no (No, no, no) [Verse 2: Lil' Kim] About five feet even, kinda small in the waist Rap's sex symbol, real pretty in the face So what I got even bigger titties than the lakes Still a sophisticated lady with millions in the safe Switch up flows like I switch up my clothes More than Wilt Chamberlain switched up his hoes I'm a profectionist, gotta stay on my toes Anything goes when you play with the pro's I got everybody rappin' about jewelry and cars Lil' Kim give you a platinum sixteen bars I'm the real thing, ya'll kareokee stars This is who I am [Chorus] [Verse 3: Lil' Kim] I'd rather be dead and rich than broke and livin' Without rap, I probably woulda been sellin' dope in prison With some Vera Wang khakis and Nolteychucks Suckin' the warden's dick in the back of the bus But God made me what I am today So I say things ya'll afraid to say Just 'cause you got a head start that don't make you strongest He who burns last, burns the longest Fuck what they say about me Fact is I'm the legacy of B.I.G. The Queen of New York, let's get this straight I'm about to be elected mayor of 718 [Chorus 2x] [Outro during Chorus Swizz Beatz] If you in the club You are listening to the sounds Of the [scratch] Queen Bee baby Ride the bar, Queen Bee baby Mashonda on the hook I go by the name of... the Monster Swizz Beatz You are listening to the Queen Bee Bee baby

The Likes Of You Again

FLOGGING MOLLY "Swagger"
Here's to you, I sing for my daddy-o As I lay him down to sleep It's been so long, since I lost my daddy-o Hope he's watchin' over me Wednesday night is mornin' now As I'm walkin' in the rain The birds are screaming in my ear Drivin' me insane Half the clouds are empty So the sun burst through the sky The puddles show reflection Of a face about to die Just around the corner, I was goin' round the bend I ran into a staggerin' fool Who said he knew my name He poured himself a whiskey And his face began to glow Two men without an answer Like a dog without a bone Bringin' in the new year As the bells began to ring Fats is in the corner, she's just about to sing Time to get another, before the final shout You should have heard them roarin' When they dragged the bugger out And we'll never see the likes of you again Jimbo came from slummin' town A cold and dreary place To summerland he found himself The sun shun on his face Met a girl called Minnie Pearl Swore she'd always be his girl Happy ever after, till the tide ran out again Pour me all your sorrows And I'll drink till you are dry I'll love you in the mornin' Christ, I'll love ya till you die I'll never leave so never grieve I'll be back before ya know But Jimbo fell into a well And never rambled home Carried all his troubles in an unforgivin' bag Back and forth through painted brick The colours all seemed bland I've traveled all these years, he said To only get this far, so he crossed the street Found a seat, his home is now a bar And we'll never see the likes of you again There must be more to life, than this poxie life All the agro, all the pain So he disappeared into his final beer But the glass was empty, once again, again, again Woke up in an awful state Dreamt I was at Peter's Gate Beggin' for his mercy And the crimes that were at hand He told me he was much amused To see this life I had abused Best be on your way, but have a swig before you go So I'm bringing in the New Year As the bells began to ring Fat's in the corner, she's just about to sing Time to get another, before the final shout You should have heard them roarin' When they dragged the bugger out And we'll never see the likes of you again

C'mon

JIN "The Rest Is History"
Yeah, uh, yeah [Verse 1] You at my welcome mat and I ain't mad by letting you in Long as you listen to me closely as you get to know Jin First of all I had the thirst of all rappers combined Worst of all people told me I was wasting my time Like I was better off making up computer designs A doctor, a lawyer, or anything that's using my mind When I used to rap I usually got refused and declined Till I felt abused and used it as fuel in my rhymes In every battle, the race card was my downfall Till I read the Art of War and used it to clown y'all I'm still battling but on a different note Not rappers, but labels, same ocean but a different boat Them CEOs must be sniffin' coke Don't they know that I'm the dopest product on either coast? They tried to drown me, but I stayed afloat Here's a verse for you to quote The realest shit I ever wrote [Chorus] C'MON! Now that I got your attention I gotta say this I know that it's been debated I'm a gimmick they created C'MON! All the people that hated because I made it, two-faced When they the same ones that wished that I'd make it C'MON! All the critics that's jealous that I've created Still highly anticipated they nothing to do but face it C'MON! Even though that I'm asian we all related be patient Cause we gon' make it so if you rollin' with me [Verse 2] We together now, we ain't gotta act like strangers I done let you into the deepest and darkest chambers Introduced you to Jin, all the pain and anguish Gave you reasons why they say the fame will change us It's most common amongst entertainers Rappers and athletes, how can you blame us? Runnin' round crazy, saying I ain't the same cause But jealousy, is a funny thing that the brain does How can you not see, in simple and plain view My fame ain't changed me, man it changed you But then again I guess that's what haters do And it's a damn shame my fans got haters too It's like the listen, and disregard the lyrics Imagine if they flipped it and the artist were the critic And everything YOU did was under the scope And YOUSE about to get hung, and we the ones with the rope [Chorus] [Verse 3] If you think about it, me and you, we really the same Ain't nothin' different about us but the faces and names The places we came, lies that were placed in our brains If our ancestors knew they'd be disgraced and ashamed So I chose to be the one to change the pace of the game Look at me, hot as California burnin' in flames Still I feel, that everything I earn is in vein Unless I do somethin' positive with what I obtain These people must truly think I'm really insane Like my life around me revolves around the jewellery and dames I'm quick to rip that picture right up outta the frame I ain't tryna see my whole life go down the drain And be, 40 years old still hoppin' the train Frontin' with a fake smile like I'm doin' my thang Hurting inside, tuck in my pride, hide in my pain If you've never settled for less then you feelin' the same [Chorus]

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