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JAY ELECTRONICA lyrics

Candy Man

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You look pretty today baby what you smiling at this time, You got a nigga hooked like salmon on the fishline. Smell like baby powder, strawberries, and cream, The candy man from New Orleans would like to dip you in the stream. Your rear view is panoramic, Let me hold your hand take you to my planet, Throw on some Atlantic, Star, sippin on some glasses. Sit back relax watch time roll past ya, Now you caught up in the rapture. Better check the NASA, I'm out of this world, My dissertations be stumbling blocks with scholars at Yale. I had a double shot of Jack Daniels, no rocks with lemon, She said she could'nttrust me cause I know lots of women, Plus you might be too much with your alpha male syndrome, Girl you something else with your carmel skintone. That Gucci got you feelin extra sassy, That Alexander McQueen is classy, How the hell you get pass me? Well... I guess that's yesterdays mixup, Now blast that Carter III real loud and twist the shit up. We broke bread, she let me taste her lips just a lickle bit, You the type of nigga I imagine huffin nickels with, You the type of bigoting they pattering the scriptures with. Jay the most treacherous set banger, Electric neck wrangler, JVC stereo cassette mangler.

You're An Original

SHERYL CROW "C'Mon, C'Mon"
Give us what you got Girl you got a lot Seems you got an itch that's scratching Lay it like it plays Play it like it lays All your Easter eggs are hatching In your Cadillac Reaching for your jack There's nothing we can tell you Just a little queen Dirty mouth and mean There's nothing we can sell you o [CHORUS:] You're an original, baby Like we've never seen before You're an original, baby Turn around and you're looking at a hundred more o Deadly in the sack Grooving to The Clash On some kind of wasted weekend Pretty little girl Expensive little world Curiosity is peeking Here today and gone by morning Your ice cream cone is melting fast Maybe Monday, maybe someday Your lucky star won't fly on past [CHORUS] Turn around and you're looking at a hundred more Turn around and you're looking at a hundred more Turn around and you're looking at a hundred more Caught you in a pose That everybody knows We thought you had something special [CHORUS]

Breath

Cledus T. Judd "Cledus Envy"
SSSHHH I can smell the onions floating in the air Must be something that you ate I can't imagine how your mouth must taste Forgive me if I turn away The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees Almost pass out in your arms I need a gas mask every time that you come near And the halitosis starts I can smell your breath It's choking me to death The only who doesn't know is you Here's some gum to chew Er...Baby there's no way you're kissing me What you have for lunch? Don't you ever brush? Maybe a Binaca Blast or two is what I'd suggest I can smell your breath BAD BREATH!!!!! It's tough to be there when you're waking up And that green cloud fills up the room It's worser than it's ever been before And I know and you know And everybody in a three mile radius knows You should a dentist soon Cause I can smell your breath It's gagging me to death Something must have died inside of you What you ought to do Is chase a Cert or two With Listerine Even when you're gone The odor lingers on I'm buying you an Oral B and a jumbo tube of Crest Cause I can smell your breath Bad breath Can't you smell the fog that's floating through the air Must be something that you ate... SSSHHHH

I Won't Let Me

Descendents "Everything Sucks"
Got your jordache jeans Got your pretty long hair Dinner and a movie powder your nose Take their honey for lay Just like pay Your just a human being on this planet Your just flesh and blood like all the rest You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass Humans are ses I want to be a bear I want to shit in the woods In my cave hunt my prey Could be you, I want to have food Burgers not berries Ladies are women but women are ladies Got a baited hook you are calling it Your cherry You want to settle down And you want to get married I don't want to smell your muff!

Bait A Hook

JUSTIN MOORE "Outlaws Like Me"
I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks I heard he's got a Prius, 'cause he's into bein' green My buddies said he saw y'all, eatin' that sushi stuff Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love, Sounds like it sucks... He can't even bait a hook He can't even skin a buck He don't know who Jack Daniels is He ain't ever drove a truck Knows how to throw out a line, But not the kind in a field and stream book No darlin' I ain't even worried, you'll come runnin' back He can't even bait a hook. Has he kissed you in a hay field as the summer rain falls down? Has he took you to meet his mama, back in his home town? Does he drive the interstate, or does he take them old back roads? Can he melt your heart with a country song, every good old boy should know? I didn't think so... He can't even bait a hook He can't even skin a buck He don't know who Jack Daniels is He ain't ever drove a truck Knows how to throw out a line, But not the kind in a field and stream book No darlin' I ain't even worried, you'll come runnin' back He can't even bait a hook. It won't be that long, 'til you start gettin' bored I'll be smilin' on the river, reelin' in one more... He can't even bait a hook He can't even skin a buck Hell he don't know who Jack Daniels is He ain't ever drove a truck Knows how to throw out a line, But not the kind in a field and stream book No darlin' I ain't even worried, cause you'll come runnin' back He can't even bait a hook No baby I ain't even worried He can't even bait a hook

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