JAMEY JOHNSON lyrics - That Lonesome Song

Women

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Women Can't live with 'em And somehow you can't ever live without Women Can't understand 'em But tryin' to is what makes the world go 'round I've made a sad one laugh And I've made a good one cry I've made on scream my name to the good lord by and by I've made 'em go insane and I've made 'em go away Just can't ever seem to make one stay Women they're all crazy Some hide it well and some just let it show Women Take it from me I've been around enough of them to know I've made a sad one laugh And I've made a good one cry I've made on scream my name to the good lord by and by I've made 'em go insane and I've made 'em go away Just can't ever seem to make one stay Women Ain't no winnin' When all they want to do is fuss and fight Women Keep our heads spinnin' But with any luck I'll take one home tonight

Purple Stain

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS "Californication"
To finger paint is not a sin I put my middle finger in Your monthly blood is what I win I'm in your house now let me spin Python power straight from Monty Celluloid loves got a John Frusciante Spread your head and spread the blanket She's too free and I'm the patient Black and white a red and blue Things that look good on you And if I scream don't let me go A purple stain ÷ I know Knock on wood we all stay good 'Cause we all live in Hollywood With Dracula and Darla Hood Unspoken words were understood Up to my ass in alligators Let's get it on with the alligator haters Did what you did ö did what you said What's the point yo what's the spread Black and white a red and blue Things that look good on you And if I scream don't let me go A purple stain ö I know And if I call for you to stay Come hit the funk on your way It's way out there but I don't care 'Cause this is where ö I go Knock on wood we all stay good 'Cause we all live in Hollywood With Dracula and Darla Hood Unspoken words were understood It's way out there But I don't care 'Cause this is what I want to wear Knock on wood we all stay good 'Cause we all live in Hollywood To finger paint is not a sin I put my middle finger in Your monthly blood is what I win I'm in your house now let me spin Feather light but you can't move this Farley is an angel and I can prove this Purple is a stain upon my pillow Let's Sleep weeping willow Black and white a red and blue Things that look good on you And if I scream don't let me go A purple stain ÷ I know And if I call for you to stay Come hit the funk on your way It's way out there but I don't care 'Cause this is where ö I go Knock on wood we all stay good 'Cause we all live in Hollywood With Dracula and Darla Hood Unspoken words were understood It's way out there But I don't care 'Cause this is what I want to wear Knock on wood we all stay good 'Cause we all live in Hollywood

Away In A Manger

JACKIE EVANCHO "Heavenly Christmas"
Away in a manger, no crib for his bed The little Lord Jesus lay down his sweet head The stars in the sky looked down where He lay The little Lord Jesus asleep on the hay The cattle are lowing, the poor baby wakes But little Lord Jesus no crying he makes I love the Lord Jesus, look down from the sky And stay by my cradle 'till morning is nigh Be near me Lord Jesus, I ask thee to stay Close by me forever, and love me I pray Bless all the dear Children in thy tender care And take us to heaven to live with the there And take us to heaven to live with the there

Country Thang

JOHN MICHAEL MONTGOMERY "Pictures"
(Kenny Beard/Lonnie Wilson/Jimmy Yeary) Bring it on to me. We're backwoods Dixie, flat woods pickin', Shotgun wavin', long-neck drinkin', Huntin' and a-fishin', workin' and a-wishin' for the weekend. We say: Yes Ma'am, No Ma'am, Sir, can a lend a hand? Take a stand for somethin' we believe in. Love an' pray and do anythin' for a good friend. We like camp fires burnin', buttermilk churnin', Old folks, dirt roads windin' and a-turnin', To a muddy creek; jumpin' from a tall tree into the deep end. That's a country thang. People who don't live it just might think we've gone insane. But though the folks down home, we can stand right up and say: It's a country thang. We like moonlight sippin', late skinny-dippin'. Flat rock skippin', catfish hittin'. Sittin' on a creek-bank, sun's up but we ain't leavin'. We like country twang and good southern rockin', Fun in the sun on the bass boat dockin'. Home made wine an' a mess of fish pie an' then a hot jam. Got Gran'mas, gran'pas, newborn young 'uns; Double wide homes an' double first cousins. An old town square an' a county fair: it's a good plan. It's a country thang. People who don't live it just might think we've gone insane. But though the folks down home, we can stand right up and say: It's a country thang. It's a country thang. People who don't live it just might think we've gone insane. But though the folks back home, we can stand right up and say: It's a country thang. It's a country thang. It's a country thang. That's right!

Somebody

AEROSMITH "Aerosmith"
(Tyler, Emspack) I need a lady, not somebody shady need someone to be close to somebody cozy, not somebody nosy help me see my whole day through someone to share the load somebody to walk the road I live on... live! good Lord send me, good Lord mend me send me down someone for me said I won't be choosy, you could send me a floozy send me anybody you please somebody say you will somebody further still somebody, some-somebody for me now won't you send me somebody yeah, somebody won't you send me somebody now won't you send me somebody well, call for somebody, scream loud and bloody call woman, woman, come on to me save for tomorrow, share all your sorrow misery enjoys company (yes it does, yes it does)

Good Sex Rumples The Clothing

ADAM ANT "Friend Or Foe"
If it's bad for you then do it And if it's good then stay away Good sex hurts Bad sex flirts Good sex rumples the clothing If it's bad for you then do it And if it's good then stay away Good sex hurts Bad sex flirts Good sex rumples the clothing We'll laugh, scream and grunt grunt grunt Don't give me disappointment Good sex stares Bad sex wears Good sex rumples the clothing We'll laugh, scream and grunt grunt grunt Don't give me disappointment Good sex tears Bad sex scares Good Sex rumples the clothing Good Sex rumples the clothing Good Sex rumples the clothing If it's bad for you then do it And if it's good then stay away Good sex hurts Bad sex flirts Good sex rumples the clothing We'll laugh, scream and grunt grunt grunt Don't give me disappointment Good sex scares Bad sex wears Good Sex rumples the clothing Good Sex rumples the clothing Good Sex rumples the clothing Good Sex rumples the clothing Good Sex rumples the clothing Good Sex rumples the clothing Good Sex rumples the clothing Good Sex rumples the clothing

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