JACKYL lyrics - Cut The Crap

Dumb Ass Country Boy

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I'm just a dumbass country boy I think people wanna rock but what do I know I remember the days when men were men If it was up to me I'd bring 'em back again And I'd kick your candy asses up around your jaded ears [Chorus:] I'm just a dumbass country boy I think people wanna rock but what do I know I got friends with names like Slim & Coy Just a dumbass country boy I'm just a dumbass country boy I punch the clock for 40 'cause it's all I know Remember the days of jammin' drugs and love And it was cool to say yes to all the above And I still can't find nothing wrong With saying yes to smoking mother nature [Chorus:] I'm just a dumbass country boy I think people wanna rock But what do I know Got friends with names like Slim & Coy Now people listen to me I'm your social conscience I been gone for a while You've had to make it on your own Now people listen to me You got no social conscience You gotta get up, get up & get over it That's right, I just wanna change the world Change the world's diapers All those tender ass sons o' bitches Who are all these goobers who say What's cool & what's not cool What's hip & not hip Call me a one hit wonder Well I might be a one hit wonder But then again it might only take me one hit To knock your teeth down your God damn throat It's time for me to drive this Impala You need to be programmed I'll program your ass Listen to me M.F. [Chorus:] I'm just a dumbass country boy I think people wanna rock But what do I know Got friends with names like Slim & Coy I'm just a dumbass country boy I think people wanna rock But what do I know Got friends with names like Slim & Coy It's the simple things that I enjoy With my friends that are named Slim & Coy What do I know What do you know What does anybody fucking know

London Homesick Blues

Kinky Friedman "Live From The Lone Star Cafe"
When you're down on your luck And you ain't got a buck In London, you're a goner even London Bridge Has fallen down And moved to Arizona Now I know why We'll I'll substantiate the rumor That the English sense of humor Is drier than the Texas sands. You can put up your Dukes and you can bet your boots I'll be leavin' here as fast as I can. I wanna go home with the Armadillo Country music from Amarillo and Abilene The prettiest women and the friendliest people you ever seen. Well, I decided that I'd take my cowboy hat And go down to the Marble Arch station 'Cause when a Texan fancies that he'll take his chances Chances will be taken, That's for sure. And those Limey eyes they were eyeing the prize Some people call manly footwear 'Cause when you're from down South When you open your mouth You always seem to put your foot there. I wanna go home with the Armadillo Country music from Amarillo and Abilene The friendliest people and the prettiest women you ever seen. I wanna go home with the Armadillo Country music from the Lone Star Cafà and Abilene The prettiest women and the friendliest people I've ever seen.

My Country

RANDY NEWMAN
Let's go back to yesterday When a phone call cost a dime In New Orleans, just a nickel Turn back the hands of time Turn back the hands of time Picture a room With a window A sofa and some chairs A television turned on for the night Picture a woman, two children seated A man lying there Their faces softly glowing in the light This is my country These are my people This is the world I understand This is my country These are my people And I know 'em like the back of my own hand If we had something to say We bounced it off the screen We were watching and we couldn't look away We all knew what we looked like You know what I mean We wouldn't have it any other way We got comedy, tragedy Everything from A to B Watching other people living Seeing other people play Having other people's voices fill our minds Thank you Jesus Feelings might go unexpressed I think that's probably for the best Dig too deep, who knows what you will find This is my country Those were my people Theirs was a world I understand. Picture a room, no window A door that leads outside A man lying on a blanket on the floor Picture his three grown boys behind him Bouncing words off of a screen Of a television big as all outdoors Now your children are your children Even when they're grown When they speak to you You got to listen to what they have to say But they all live alone now They have TVs of their own But they keep on coming over anyway And much as I love them I'm always kind of glad when they go away This is my country These are my people This is the world I understand This is my country These are my people And I know 'em like the back of my own hand I know 'em like the back of my own hand

Something With A Swing To It

AARON WATSON "Shutupanddance"
Well I was thumbing through the channels And I saw a sight to see A so-called country singer, there singing on MTV And I began to think - had she ever heard a thing Had she ever been to Texas where Bob Wills is still the king Ah - ha From the Houston rodeo to any old dancehall Of cowgirls and cowboys know how to have a ball And every night they'll tip a toast to the Lone Star state Where the women are so fine and the music is so great Cause I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger I don't wanna see no wanna-be country western singer Don't call it country unless you can prove it I want something with a swing to it Aw yeah... All together now.... It's a Texas thing, Y'all So if you don't understand just drop what you're doing Drive here as quick as you can I'd even stop in Oklahoma if it was up to me Cause when it comes to country, there ain't none like I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger I don't wanna see no wanna-be country western singer Don't call it country unless you can prove it I want something with a swing to it That hip-hoppin' rappin' boy band crap is for the squirrels in San Francisco And Nashville is making music that sounds like a dadgum disco Don't call it country unless you can prove it I want something with a swing to it Yes, I said don't call it country unless you can prove it I want something with a swing to it That's right...

Yer Country

U.S. Bombs "Back At The Laundromat"
Country, it aint no tis of thee Country, I'm proud to be ashamed The sham of 69 gear'd up for riots gainst police the country is rippin at the seams the Barbed wire bop bomb shelters in backyards Roller skating at the hop Rebel Rock love and peace was funny understandings just a crock Country Woody Gunthrie took the lumps Country, just a suitcase adn a thumb Well if ya practice what ya preach I heard irt makes ya smile (the) country boys are frowning all the while the Country,Country,the Country Country! it won't stop fucking me the Country, will crush you with its feet Country croneing and moaning a hymn the Countryof regulations never bend Rebel Rebel rock Piece and love was funny Understanding just a cro

My Couch

JAKE MILLER "Us Against Them"
She don't wanna go out She'd rather chill in my house All her friends are partying while we dinin' in watching Netflix on my couch She don't wanna go out She just wanna come over, yea Your friends are in the VIP but you don't need a ID to come And kick it on my couch Yea, her friends are downtown while we at the pad Chillin home, watchin episodes of Breaking Bad Man forget these other girls, we ain't got nothing in common I'd rather be with you up in the kitchen makin ramen You perfect the way are, not the type to hit the bar Her idea of going hard, is looking through the DVR With the sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on Phone's blowin' up, friends are begging you to tag along I think they're jealous if you ask me They'll probably go out and get drunk just like last week Screw your friends, you can go tell Brooke and Ashley That you don't need the glitz and glamor when you have me 'Cause you ain't got nothing on but my tank and your undies So get on the floor and just tackle me, rugby You ain't like them other girls, no you ain't the same So baby come over, my couch is calling your name She don't wanna go out She'd rather chill in my house All her friends are partying while we dinin' in watching Netflix on my couch She don't wanna go out She just wanna come over, yea Your friends are in the VIP but you don't need a ID to come And kick it on my couch Yea, so what you say baby? Put the recliner back High heels, black dress, you could say goodbye to that Could be anywhere but girl you're right here with me So during the commercial breaks, yea we getting frisky Ha-ha, you know the key to my heart Ordering chinese and playing Mario Kart You're worth more than the world to me, I ain't talkin Forbes list You don't need to dress up, you're drop dead gorgeous So baby just come and hang with me Phone on silent, tell em to let us be Your girls are takin shots in the VIP But here in my crib all the drinks are free So come lay in my arms, we could look up at the stars Got my fury ugg slippers and my bowl of lucky charms You ain't like them other girls, you ain't the same So baby come over, my couch is calling your name She don't wanna go out She'd rather chill in my house All her friends are partying while we dinin' in watching Netflix on my couch She don't wanna go out She just wanna come over, yea Your friends are in the VIP but you don't need a ID to come And kick it on my couch [x2:] You ain't like them other girls You-ain't-like-them-other-girls You ain't like them girls So baby come over, my couch is calling your name [x2:] She don't wanna go out She'd rather chill in my house All her friends are partying while we dinin' in watching Netflix on my couch She don't wanna go out She just wanna come over, yea Your friends are in the VIP but you don't need a ID to come And kick it on my couch

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